Am I the only one convinced argonians from the Elder Scrolls

spooky

Take your meds faggot

No. That's fucking retarded

Is this what x has become? What the fuck?

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I'm just saying if they use all forms of media to brainwash us then why the fuck wouldn't they do it with a video game? And why would they try and make a race so easy to feel sympathy for? Even in Morrowind your first quest is to rescue some argonian slaves.

Yall niggas adequately brainwashed if you can't see what they're trying to do and habituate you to getting into the idea of liking these bitches.

Everyone mad at this thread either plays an argonian or have jacked it to the argonian maid story I bet.

>>16942871
In morrowind your first quest is to find a member of the blades in a nearby town. I digress. Your still batshit crazy or a troll.

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>>16942881
Okay faggot and you dont find it strange that in skyrim you main a character who supposedly "has the soul of a dragon"? You have got to be kidding me.

Lizard people are literally showing you their face and you refuse to.acknowledge it because "muh fantasy rpg"

Don't run when they come knocking on your door trying.to invite you to willing sgroll back to their holding pins.

>>16942905
so when whoever came up with the lore for the game was writing down his ideas, illumanti came in and was: "feature lizard humanoid"?

or how do u imagine the illumanti did it? they threatened to kill the writer if he didn't add lizard or what dude? cause its not like the illumanti knew how big elder scrolls was gonna get. or did they make the entire game? or just add in the lizards and then made the game popular somehow?

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>>16942933
The game was rigged from the start. Lizard people have always been a part of the lore because the illuminati is integrated into every ounce of media. Eveb before they knew they would get big they said "fuck it include lizard folk anyway because if it does get big we wont even have to.try to sabotage the design"

Open your mind.

They dont have to knock down peoples doors and make demands when it's easier just to help them design the structure

>>16942827
Yes because people who play skyrim are very important so they should be desensitized for alien contact

One of the better bait threads I've seen if not serious. You're mentally ill otherwise family

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>>16942956
We are thinkers.

>>16942991
Thinkers in a sandbox with levels and classes.

>>16942827
>In all actuality would a lusty khajit maid have been hotter?

Then this would be a "PROOF of MKULTRA sex kitten programming" thread. What do you want? Stop asking stupid questions.

>>16942991
No thinkers are the people putting rovers on mars
You're delusional.

>>16942991
get a load of this guy! what a maroon!

>>16942847

you're lucky my mom's a dumb hick or else she would have seen through that fake rape charge and helped me ruin some dumb hooker even more than life already has. spook.

>>16943037
/Thread

OPie is mentally hilarious.

I think most of the races are based on proposed aliens.

Nords, straight up.
Argonians -> Reptilians
Dark elves -> Grey's
High elves -> Tall whites
Redgaurd -> Annunaki

Any others?

>>16943307
This fude may be on to something

>>16943307
What bout the Dwemer?

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>>16942827

No, you aren't.

They smell , and are very rude towards humans, they think we smell

>>16943307

Redguard is obviously Persian

>>16943424
Dwemer are the Annunaki/Sumerians

>>16943532
That list is far from anything correct.

Can you autists jump off a bridge or something?

YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

How about the indoctrination from mass effect series.
That definitely fits the 'acclimatizing to alien presence' profile this thread is about.

>>16943954
Agreed.

I was so disturbed by that game it was a day one return for me.

>>16942827
Take your meds you fucking knob. Lizard people have been a fantasy staple since for-fucking-ever.

>>16942827
Wow. Some of you might not realize this, but you share this virtual space with schizophrenics and legitimately crazy people.

This is but one of them

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>>16942827
What

>>16942871
Dude, I don't even like the argonians, I think they're objectively the worst of the ten playable races.

But this is some serious bullshit you're spouting ITT. Indeed the aforestated fact proves just that.

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Well this is a new one.

>>16942827
Go take your fucking meds you dumb cunts, it's a game, doesn't mean shit, you must feel really fucking paranoid knowing in your house there are electric plugs that look like they have a little face ? Fuck off, there isn't a meaning in everything.

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Think that's bad? The internet has loads of dragon porn (featuring either humanoid or quadruped dragons) created by illuminati-trained artists. The goal is to make us sexually lust over the reptoids.

Just say no to dragon porn.

>>16942827
listen here asshole, i wanted to fuck lizard people WAY before i ever played elder scrolls

the reptilian overlords didn't have to do SHIT

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>>16944247
TES argonians aren't even that hot. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bang one, but there's much more sexy designs imho.

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Well I think the retard concentration on this board has hit critical mass.

>>16944267
The sad part is Im okay with this

>>16942827
Shut the fuck up, crazy guy

>>16943532
>resistant to civilization
Hah

>>16943532
>tfw the person who made this compilation didn't make 'curved swords' joke for the Redguards

/x/

schizophrenia general

>>16942991
>Skooma

Skooma? You got "skooma" tattooed on your arm? You might as well get "I <3 Crack" tattooed on your forehead, you fucking retard.

>>16943532
>god of the Dunmer resides in Red Mountain

That feel when you know exactly jack fucking shit about Morrowind lore.

Did you even play the games?

We literally just had this thread on 4chan.

>>16944416
Really? On 4chan? Thank god we don't go to that shithole.

>>16944422
this desu imo senpai

I wouldn't want to click on street signs for Google's Satan AI

>>16944416
Really? i heard that place was full of pedophiles.

>>16944422
Reddit is better

>>16942827
>argonians
>not Tsaesci

You dun goofed. The Tsaesci match all the characteristics of reptilian overloads, and notice how they're always portrayed as superior to humans and mysterious.

>>16944627
Fucking retard, there is no other words to describe you.

>>16944647
Don't be fooled.

This poster is an argonian cock sucker.

>>16944752
Pure stupidity.

>>16944404
>in Daedric text
Or 'I hate vaginas'.

>>16942827
I just watched Jupiter Rising, or Ascending, don't remember. Either way, nobody likes reptilians. If anything, the only thing I learned from the elder scrolls is to accept the Madgod as my lord and savior.

Hail Sheogorath, Purveyor of Cheese . Long may He reign.

>>16944404
Everyone knows what crack is. Only losers like us know what skooma is.

>>16944845
Moonsugar is far superior amirite

>>16944868
Skooma's refined moonsugar.

>>16942827
>In all actuality would a lusty khajit maid have been hotter?

totally

>>16945037
Mind blown

>>16942827
I disagree with your theory, OP, but I appreciate the fact that you triggered all these basic bitch nasafags into an emotional reaction. Some of them are losing sleep right now. Most kekworthy.
As a side note, Darkeethus was a most loyal follower until I released him to go back to work in the mine.

TO OBLIVION AND BACK AS THEY SAY

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Op here

Turns out there lizard people in a game called Everquest too

Wake the fuck up people ur all cattle

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>>16947109
and in Gothic

>>16942827
Yes, TES is a realities exchange program.

>>16942827
You are aware that argonians are generally considered like.. third-class citizens in the elder scrolls games, right? Not exactly the idea I would start painting if I wanted people to get used to lizardman overlords.

>>16947174
>>16947109
It's almost as if it's some kind of recurring sci-fi/fantasy trope or something.

>>16947109
Everquest was basically copying Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall into a multiplayer game.

in Daggerfall, you had a furniture store (front for the Thieves Guild) with a character named Crow. In North Qeynos in Everquest, a bar is a front for the thieves guild there and who owns it? An NPC named Crow.

They even ripped a lot of sound effects and remixed a few songs. Not a coincidence. They simply took the TES and Lord of the Rings concepts and went further.

Argonian - Iksar
Khajiit - Vah Shir
Nord - Barbarian
Redguard - Erudite
Dark elf - Dark Elf
Wood elf - Wood Elf
High elf - High Elf
Hobbit - Halfling
Dwarf - Dwarf

etc. etc. etc.

>>16947229
so were christians in our world.

>>16942991
You are the literal opposite of that. You're like a sponge that's been sitting in a septic tank for 20 years.

>>16942827
i fucking hate argonians

so theres that

>>16947381
>a sponge that's been sitting in a septic tank for 20 years
Ouch.

>>16942827
no youre not the only one. i am constantly noticing other instances of it

I actually fucking despise Argonians despite their racial attributes. Still better than dirty sandcats though.

I've never even played these games but I still know what khajit and argonians are and want to have sex with them. Just putting that out there.

>>16948957
Epic example of illuminati programming

You may want to do the mirror ritual to refocus yourself

Fantasy / dragons / human-animal hybrids

RPG / races / choice / variety

>>16949658
The fuck does this even mean

>>16948957
I know what you mean

>>16942827
>d
that first scene made me hate argonians i just wanted to gtfo

>>16943532
muh jews
muh jews
muh jews
muh jews

>Well played lizards.. weebs already blow loads to cat girls on the daily. You did right by targetting people with snake fetishes and repressed dragon dildo desires.

>>16943307
>>16943691
Except redgaurds are all niggers, and not sandniggers.

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>>16943007
Sure but it is not linear
>>16943037
Yes because I cannot be an aeronautic engineer and play elderscrolls of course
>>16944404
Don't be scared bitch see>>16944845
>>16947381
A sponge in a septic tank soaks up more than your brain can handle. I get it all, all the waste that you throw out and I burn as fuel.
>Who run Barter Town?

>>16950789
You're an idiot.

You know what? If a race of sexy lizard aliens wants to subjugate the human race, they can go ahead. Who am I to interfere?

>>16947334
That's what they want you to think.

>>16951566
Dude don't be cattle wtf is wrong with you