Isn't The Sun the closest thing we have too a God? >No

Ra called, he said you're 7 thousand years late.

Sun is a metaphor for God, the closest example many think of.

Gives light

Sustains life

Warmth

Vitamin D

Sounds like God hired a good Sun to keep up alive and running

[Praising the sun intensifies]

>>16931313
also radiation means transformation, through cancer we will become super heroes

>>16931313
More like God is a metaphor for speaking about the sun.

>>16931345
We can use the Sun to cook eggs!

>>16931346
We all share the Sun, that is one thing mankind has in common

How to embrace his powers?

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>>16931354
You don't want to

>>16931346
The Sun is a reflection of our Sun Absolute but it is not God. Our ancients made that mistake as well but not all. The sun is its father and the moon its mother, they care and nurture Gods dying sun in our world.

>>16931363
>dying son
Apologies.

>>16931363
They resemble a mother and father.

This is because the Sun is like God, without it there is no life, no light, no joy.

The moon like a mother, I mean women menstruate off of it's cycles, and many peoples moods can sometimes correlate to moon phases, i.e. emotions are "feminine"

These solar objects rotate in their course just like we do, all subject to God (whatever you call the highest force I guess) and work to our potential and duties

>>16931306
>Protect us against the terrors of the Dark
> leaves for around half the day every day
Kek.

>>16931359
I'm crying

>>16931306
That 8 pointed star is actually Venus light covered by Mars (aka Ishtar Star) back then when Saturn was our original Sun.

>>16931377
Sun = father

Universe = mother

Abrahamic God = father worship

Buddhism = mother worship

>>16931306

>isn't water the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't volcanic lava the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't the earth the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't that asteroid the closest thing we have too a god
>isnt the moon the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't my mom the closest thing I have too a god
>aren't cells the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't food the closest thing we have too a god
>isn't sperm the closest thing we have too a god

>no life of any kind without it

>>16931772
In a sense All is in The All but it is equally true that The All is in All.

>>16931772

None of that would exist without the Sun though... Not as we know it at least.

The Sun literally provides the energy of life.

>>16931306
The sun is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father.
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

If the sun were a god it would make more sense. The sun is small mid size compared to bigger stars he would be the robin of the justice league compared to the biggest gods out there

>>16931772
Congrats! Now you know how polytheism became a thing!

>>16931772
>no life of any kind without his mom
his mom must be giving birth to elephants
That pussy stretched as fuck!

>>16931306
The sun is wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!

SPOILER ALERT:

Most if not all early religions were based on Sun worshipping.
Egiptians named him Ra
Christians named him Jesus. (ever wondered why he travelled with 12 dudes? Just check the months of the year or the zodiac signs)


In other words.
Pray to magneficent father that the SUN is

>>16931306
The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father

>>16932312
>father
but the sun is a gril in Norse mythology

>>16932312
>implying their was a standard 12 month calander in 1 AC

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>>16931306
you know what's funny, is try to apply the same thing to any of the other planets. If someone just say, popped Jupiter out of existence, we'd all be fucked as well. think about that for a minute, then you'll realize the planets are actually CONSCIOUS ENTITIES that the Sun overrules. There's a reason early Christians used to be called heliognostics.

>>16931350
And the planet.

>>16932352
Why do people feel compelled to ascribe consciousness to everything? It's just bold-faced egotism, "I really like this thing and it's important so it should have a mind like me."

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>>16932391
>It's just bold-faced egotism
You're looking at it the wrong way.

>>16931306
>>16931306
Definitely, and if you look at the data you'll see that global temperatures have been steadily increasing since we stopped making sacrifices to it. We must go back to traditional worship of the sun or we're all doomed.

>>16932332
No, no, no, I mean yes, but

Look, my plasma body is female, but my boltzmann brain is male. It doesn't really matter though; if I mate with another of my kind, you my children will not last

>>16932352
>you know what's funny, is try to apply the same thing to any of the other planets. If someone just say, popped Jupiter out of existence, we'd all be fucked as well. think about that for a minute

True.

> then you'll realize the planets are actually CONSCIOUS ENTITIES that the Sun overrules

What

>>16931306
dam OP your right, he give us and takes our life,
creates and destroys, fuck yeah, all hail the sun!

>>16931306

It's been a while since I've seen it but I'm pretty sure "Zeitgeist" boiled down every major religion to sun worship, although I'm not sure it went deeper than that.

Instead of asking
>why would everyone be tricked into worshipping the sun
it just said
>everyone is worshipping the sun like a moron because all religious people are morons

Maybe I'm remembering it incorrectly.

>>16932312

Here's a Zeitgeist person. They are everywhere.

>>16931313
>vitamin D
Yea that's exactly what you need, you flaming faggot.

[allegory of the cave intensifies]

You guys are a riot.

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>>16933164
Will we ever live in an informed society?
I see our destruction by ourselfes happen before this.

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i would worship the sun.

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>>16931313
>Sun is a metaphor for God