tell me your best astral sex stories. I want to here where you

Break into astral house. Let's fuck! Astral chick claims she's too young. Force age her to 25. No more complaints. Fuck her in front of her horrified parents. Oh God I'm a malevolent entity.

>Being myself
>Becoming the astral
>"Do this we must mine friends"
>"Hoooo, we are becomings the astrals!!"
>"Lookings I see the pretty womans"
>"Hello my beautiful womans, I am astrals, be not the afraid"
>Womans looking of lust in their eyes
>It becomes the time
>A total fucking

>>16928847
if you cum in astrals you cum in real life?

ITT: Wet dreams.

>>16928860
>Fly around town
>See happy family in bright living room
>Fuck daughter in the living room
>Still happy family, nobody cares
>Go outside
>Invite everyone from every house in town
>Planning to fuck all
>Wake up
>shit

>>16928874
nice, man.

>>16929035
this

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>>16928847
>Be inside some kind of astral truckstop.
>Inside the stall
>OP's mom walks over to the stall
>I hesitantly open the stall door
>She tries with great difficulty to bend her buttocks over my way, but her great size poses a challenge
>Dribble cock

Even better;

>Getting head from two angels but I have anal retentiveness for the time being.
>Still somehow know it's two because magic is real
>They take turns sticking holy swords into my peenor
>Eventually after a few hours they say I will never leave
>Finally my balls explode and they cast me into a pit of fire.

>>16929286
stay jealous of my HOT cums.

>>16928847
> This is what thinks actually believe is happening to them in truck stop toilets

>>16928847
Yo dawg, your brain sense small eletrical transmision throw your spine and into your dick as you fuck a lady, the messages come back from your dick up to your brain as you about to bust a nut. Sense "Astral Projection" is leaving your physical body, and thus the brain, that would mean that it is literally fucking impossible to fuck and blow your load if you are out of your body. Check your Facts

>>16929286

Why does that image exist? Do you have more lol?

>>16929684
you're thinking of OBEs.
I'm talking about astral projection.

>>16928847
>tell me your best astral sex stories.
Hyperpenis.

>be me a few days ago
>thought I was awake
>wondering why I couldn't fall asleep
>my legs start floating up bending towards me
>as if someone was moving them
>feel penis in me
>going in and out
>wake up
>what the fuck did a ghost just rape me
>whatever felt good man

a week before that the same thing happened, except all that happened was my legs kept floating up in the air, if out them back down and they'd float back up, then I started spinning around as if someone was spinning my by my legs on my bed. I think I had some sort of astral stroke

>>16929849
id put**

>>16929849
extradimensional being that you were able to perceive because of the meditative state.

>>16929717
Astral Projection and OBE is literally exactly the same thing.
My point still stands

Check your Facts.

>>16929684
i fucked and had orgasms while lucid dreaming before

>>16929917
>Implying lucid dreaming is Astral Projection.
Lucid dreaming takes place in the brain, it still has inputs and outputs from your nerves. Astral Projection claims to travel out of your body and into dimensions.

Check your Facts

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>wake up in bed
>try to move
>can't move
>sort of float out of bed
>oh sweet, i'm astral projecting
>decide to try masturbating my astral body
>feels good but i want more
>conjure a spirit that looks like a sexier version of my ex
>grab her face and start violently throat-fucking her
>get to the edge of orgasm
>hold off
>conjure two more succubus
>one blonde, one redhead
>blonde one's jerking me off, the redhead one is running her hands along my body, and the one that looks like my ex is making out with me
>grab blonde one by her hair, and bend her over
>start sliding my finger in and out of her moist slit
>she starts moaning like a cat in heat
>spank her ass a few times
>others seem jealous
>they all bend over and start rubbing their asses against my 12 inch long astral dick
>finally, i just grab the redhead and fuck her ass till I come
>full body orgasm
>cosmic consciousness
>come back to my body
>didn't even jizz my pants