What do you think of Robert The Doll? Is the story really true?

>>16927092
Yeah i died.

I posted a thread on /x/ about this too right before I went to go visit Robert the Doll on a Keys trip. I was super stoked. There was even a creepypasta about him. I couldn't wait to see if he wouldn't turn his head or give off EMF signals or fire up ghost radar at the least. I spent a lot of time in that fucking museum and even went on a gay ghost tour that was all hype because it was a "Robert the Doll" tour (they all are) and took you there after hours with EMFs.
Long story short, nothing fucking happened. Everybody takes a shit-load of pictures and nothing bad happens. It's a totally overblown marketing ploy based around the doll of a psychologically disturbed kid so that the Keys can rake in the cash just like St Augustine does with its legit ghost tours.
>Fun fact: There is a merry christmas letter to Robert the Doll from George W. Bush Jr literally displayed in the case with Robert.

>>16927158
>It's a totally overblown marketing ploy based around the doll of a psychologically disturbed kid so that the Keys can rake in the cash just like St Augustine does with its legit ghost tours.
typical, lying bastards

>>16927092
i hate how on the YouTube videos it's nothing but apology spam

>>16927092
what about the woman that said the doll tried to kill her, why would she lie, did she get anything out of it?

>>16927514
um, duh...

>>16927092
Thank you Robert.

>>16927092
I actually broke into the display at night a couple of years ago. Rubbed my dick all over the doll's face and peed on the dog and nothing ever happened.

>>16929320
liar

>>16927116

You can't argue with that.

I've been there twice. Didn't see anything spooky. Its a neat museum though.