/x/ you're in for a story, this happened ot me recently,

Just post it for fucks sake

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>>15007851
please continue

lurking man, lurrrking!

also lurking

go on OP

OP moar

i'll track you down and murder you if they got on the floor and did the dinosaur

>>15007901
also lurking, but i hope OP is not some kind of faggot and dinosaur on us

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alright here we go

>after god knows how long we reach the middle of fucking nowhere
>set up our tents and shit
>forgot to mention, while me and tom were talking i mentioned how i wanted the 8/10
>he was a bro and let me have a tent with her
>after about an hour after we get there i ask what were gonna do
>tom says theres a lake nearyby and when its dark out we can go skinnydipping
>suddenly this trip doesnt seem nearly as bad
>wait for that hour, roasting hot dogs and shit
>longest wait of my entire life
>finally the time has come
>we run to the lake
>tom fucking pushes me in like a cunt
>so cold
>i think my cock shriveled back up inside of me
>brave through it
>have an okay time once i get used to the water
>go to shallow end because im getting beat because of how cold the water is
>step on something that shatters
>what the fuck
>doesnt feel like a bottle
>hop out of water
>fucking shard in my foot
>holy shit
>show everybody
>tom goes under water
>pull up a fucking smashed skull
>we all nope the fuck out of there
>dont even put my clothes on until we get to the camp
>we all warm up by fire, more hot dogs and shit
>tired af
>go into tent, fall asleep
>wake up
>no idea what time it is
>hear some rustling and shit
>8/10 is grabbing me, she's still asleep
>dont wanna go check
>assume it's tom banging the other chick
>manage to fall back asleep
>morning time, pull tom aside and congratulate him on banging the chick
>he tells me he has no idea, what im talking about, heard rustling also, assumed i was banging the 8/10
>we both get weirded out
>probably some bears and shit

Part two better get spookier, but you have my attention

>>15007929
She was grabbing you and you didn't take the opportunity to get it in? Now I know this story's fake

>>15007929
Eagerly awaiting part 3

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>not much happens that day, gets to night and we tell the girls we think we hear bears and shit
>me and tom decide to stay outside the tents by the fire all night
>find whatever is fucking with us
>night comes
>girls go to sleep
>havent gotten much sleep this whole trip
>tom tells me it's cool if i take a quick nap
>fall asleep like a baby
>wake up
>early in the morning
>tom is dead asleep
>fucking tracks everywhere
>shit pants
>some right next to me and tom
>wake tom up, show him the tracks
>we both start flipping shit
>wake girls up, they see tracks everybody is terrified now
>we grab all our food and throw it in toms car
>maybe the food was attracting them
>be sure to put fire out every night
>no more sleeping outside of tents
>double check tents are zipped up
>fucking wake up again in the night
>hear what sounds like metal being scratched to hell
>really want to check it out
>fucking terrified
>decide to wake 8/10 up
>she's not happy about being woken, then hears the noise
>takes about 5 minutes of convincing her to calm down
>we decide to get out of the tent and go check it
>grab flashlight, we didnt bring anything to use for person defense so grab a log from the fire
>follow noise
>tom's car
>shine light on car
>about 5 dogs on the door scratching it to hell
>dog's notice the light and dart off into the woods
>want to follow them, but know i shouldnt
>8/10 is about on the verge of tears
>we decide to wake tom and the other girl up
>not in tent
>our fucking face when
>we panic and run to the car
>car is unlocked
>look inside
>those 2 motherfuckers are hiding in the car
>unbelievably pissed off
>get in car
>they explain they heard shit sniffing around outside the tents and got scared so they went into the car once the noises were gone
>tom decides were gonna leave first thing in the morning
>we all go back to sleep in the car
>for once im not the pussy who suggested going home
>had to thank tom for that

finish the fucking story

>>15007979
>Not keeping food in hanging bear bags
What the hell did you expect?
You need to /out/ more

>>15008008

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>we get the fuck out of there first thing in the morning
>car is so fucked up, but driveable
>god knows how long since we left
>were all so sleep deprived, on the verge of sleeping every second
>other girl has a cold
>probably from the skinnydipping
>girl with cold wants to pull over
>im strongly against it, the fucking dogs might find us again
>other 3 outnumber me in votes
>pissed
>we all wake up
>tom seems like he's been awake for awhile, looks like fucking shit
>offer to drive
>he thanks me, doesnt stop for like, 10 minutes
>the girls are asleep again
>tom just says "they had human faces"
>look back and ask what the fuck he's on about
>he must have gotten the cold form the other chick and is seeing shit
>just starts fucking rambling
>on and on about how they had human faces and stood up
>get fed up with him and blow up
>tell him to shut the fuck up
>wake verybody else up cause i yelled
>they're kind of pissed of
>tom shuts up
>try and think of if what he saw was real, and what it would have been
>cant think of anything i heard about on /x/ granted i usually didnt look very much in the innawoods threads, but i dabbled
>forget about it and just keep driving
>we finally make it homes
>swear the car looks shittier than before
>shrug it off, not my problem anymore
>we say our goodbyes, promise to never talk about it ever again
>go to fucking sleep

finished
>finally morning arrives
>wake up in the car, open the door get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>fast forward maybe like a week
>tom is dead
>heard from a couple people he didnt even look human
>looked like a breaking and entering
>wonder what kind of sick fuck would do that
>think back to what tom was rambling about in the car
>get a phone call
>called down to police station, say i may know something about tom's death
>god
>fucking
>dammit
>get down there, the two girls are there, in tears
>mad because we all promised not to bring it up anymore
>figure i have no other option
>tell the cop everything
>not happy about it
>get to go home
>slightly fucked up about all this
>fast forward to 3 days ago
>have the 2 girls at my house
>were watching a movie
>hearing scratching at my back door
>look at the back door
>the dogs don't

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>>15008045
>>the dogs don't
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>15008045
>2 vulnerable women cuddled up at your house at night
>"The dogs don't"... wat.
Jesus why are you blowing every chance you get with these hoes

>>15008121
>the dogs don't

>>15008131
>the dogs don't

I suppose the dogs do not

>>15008045
>>15008055
>>15008121
>>15008131
>>15008165
>>15008175
the dogs don't tho

>>15008181
But... WHAT DON'T THE DOGS

>>15008188
They just don't, dude. No matter what you do they just will not.

>>15008196
So the dogs don't?

>>15008231
Absolutely not.

>the dogs don't
This is why I hate green text threads. Author always takes too long to continue the story and leaves me anticipating more and by the time they do reply I've forgotten what happened and stop caring. Jesus.

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>>15008045
>the dogs just didn't

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>>15008045
Fucking dogs! Why are they always so stubborn?

>>15008045
OP is kill

The dogs no

>>15008240
I hope they continue to don't, then.

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>>15008045
They don't think the dogs do what it is but they don't

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>>15008246
op here the story is over the dogs don't

>>15008263
>*ficksed
Tom is kill

Dogs no

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>>15008045
>>the dogs don't
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHOOOOONE

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>>15008265

>the dogs don't
Shit greentext, just saw another story on another board end the same way. Fuck you OP

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>>15008273

Fucking dogs

OP needs water for continue

>>15008055
It means he hears the scratching, but the bitches don't. The thing that killed Tom has come for OP but not the girls.

>>15008270
but I thought the dogs never?

>>15008322
I think it means the dogs refused to look at the backdoor actually.

>the dogs don't

Oh me fucking god, someone screencap this shit for future lulz

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>>15008322
it means the dogs dont you fuck knuckes

The dogs don't because it was never over

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>>15008333
makes sense to me

I laughed

the dogs don't man
they don't

captcha chasemen they
wtf

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im my experiment /b/ seemed to believe this a lot more, going as far as to defend the story, interesting

>>15008463
>/b/ being retarded
My countenance upon hearing such

>>15008463
I'm going to find and then I'm gonna kill you so hard the dogs won't

>>15008463

And this >>15008475 is why the dogs don't. They just really don't Op. They just fucking don't.

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>tfw dogs won't

>>15008463

OP, can you actually just explain to us why the dogs just don't? We just wanna know if you are dense or if we are dense.

>>15008534
>the dogs don't

>>15008540
pretend i put a skeleton gif

>>15008540
So the dogs just don't?

the doges wont

>>15008551
>the dogs don't

>>15008557
>not getting it

>>15008548
Yeap, and you pretend like I still care.

>>15008567
>the dogs don't
>>15008568
>the dogs don't

>>15007851
>complaining about camping like a little bitch and only do it for women that also go

fuck you you raging fucking faggot nigger

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>mfw the dogs don't ever

>>15008574
you win

>>15008578
but you don't understand dude the dogs just won't

>>15008578
>the dogs don't

>>15008578
the dogs don't and won't ever won't

Go fuck yourself

>>15008642
The dogs won't,

>>15008642
>the dogs don't

I don't care if it was bullshit, finish the fucking story. I want closure.

>>15008664
the dogs didn't
that's your closure

>>15008664
>the dogs don't

>>15008664
>the dogs wont

hey virgin haha u fucking suck ass

>>15008738
>the dogs don't

Wait, so are the dogs in the end OP's dogs who didn't hear the scratching. Or were the dogs that were scratching at the door close their eyes or some shit while they were scratching the door?

>>15008754
they don't

>>15008664
ok
>I look outside and see three dogs with human faces
>Tom is with them
>Tom is the Koolaid man
>Tom breaks through the door
>Oh Yeah!
>spaghetti begins falling out of pockets
>T-tom I thought you were dead
>Tom replies
>no u
>3 dogs with harry potter faces follow Tom through door
>all have raging dog boners
>girls are dogs too, come up behind me with dog boners
>asshole gets penetrated by two dog boners at same tme
>being raped so hard that my face smashes into ground and jaw breaks
>Tom
>Oh Yeah!
>Tom reaches to balls, pulls out ball cheese, and shoves it into my nose
>two of the dogs who came through door like the ball cheese and decide to fuck it
>two dog penises in nose and 2 in ass
>penises in nose knot, making nose very irritated
>third and final dog is now a horse
>5ft long unicorn cock is shoved into my mouth
>can't breath
>cock goes through me like a diamond drill piece
>comes out ass
>the two dogs with cocks in my ass are sucked into unicorn penis
>the unicorn is actually Tom
>Tom shits on my face and walks out the door
>i'm left with two dogs with knotted penises in nose
>cops come, see bestiality
> bestiality is illegal
>cops kick me in the head and I pass out
>wake up
>in unicorn penis
>and so the war begins

THE END

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>>15008781

This story didn't have and weegees. 1/10

>>15008781
2/10 wouldnt dogs dont again

>>15008805
*any

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT THING "THE DOGS DON'T"?

>>15008045
>the dogs don't
Are you trying to make some kind of epic meme?

>>15008832
>>15008840
It's the old ending of another dumb story that retards thought was funny. Just another dumb in joke frawm /x/ that mouthbreathers find amazing. Don't get worked up trying to figure it out. It's nothing.

The dogs just don't :o(

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>>15007851
>This again.

>>15008933
>a dog that doesn't

>>15008781
Where were the dogs that didn't in this story? Clearly it's fan fiction.

>>15007851
I just would not have the patience or conviction to type something this long for it to have such a retarded ending and neither do the dogs.

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Shiet, the dogs dont

>don't
Y'all don't get it.

>the dogs don't

>>15007979
>be sure to put fire out every night
Literally how dumb can you be

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But what did the dogs don't?

I knew as soon as dogs were mentioned what this was going to end like.

>>15007851
Heh. Duped into all kinds of shit just because a cute girl was into it and then not dealing with it because of her.

Whatever random, creepy stuff happens to you, it's well deserved.

>>15007929

Wait a bear was banging one of the chicks?

>>15008781
The aristocrats

>>15007851
If you like her then why would you consider her only 8/10?

>>15010926
Because the dogs fucking don't!

>>15008181
is this a new meme now

Somebody screen cap pls

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>>15008032

>>15007851
>The dogs don't
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN OP

>>15008045
is this "the dogs dont" a thing now? read it in another greentext on /b today

>>15007979
>tom is dead asleep
i admit that you got me

>>15007949
she was asleep you retard that would be rape.

so in alternate universe... the dogs do?

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>>15007979

You needed a bear bag nigger, gotdamn!

>>15008055
maybe op has dogs and they didnt hear the scratching

>the dogs don't

OP is kill

The dogs didnt to the point they killed op???

>>15014577
>point they killed op???
they still wouldnt

>>15017147
whoops wrong quote

>>15012301
Some /x/ greentext story that went something like:
>people in Mexico or something make a phone calle about getting attacked by dogs
>the people go missing
>eventually find the bodies
>the dogs don't

Or I could be mixing a couple of stories from that thread idk, but I'm prett sure that was it.

>>15008781
The dogs did.

>>15007851
>read tons of shit on/x/ about spookies in the wood
>dont wanna go

i'll read but know you're a pussy bitch for me
not to mention your beta behavior
you generally seem bitchy