What's a really watery, tasteless beer, preferably something common and easy to find?
I tried craft beer and it's way too bitter. I tried real quality beer and the bitterness is even worse. My friends got me pussy drinks and the sweetness is too much, so I give up on the idea of ever enjoying alcohol.
I want something really bland and flavorless so I can get drunk on pace with the lads.
>>382188
Pregame on mixed drinks or don't drink beer you fucking pussy.
Have you tried liquors? Southern comfort or Jagermeister aren't too bitter and have too much alcohol to be all that sweet on their own. Some whiskeys hit that nice intermediate level too - I'm a fan of Jack Daniels, myself.
>>382188
any american lite beer.
miller lite, coors lite, bud lite, all pretty watery and easy to drink.
>>382188
Fuck pacing and just get some cheap bottom of the shelf swill vodka
>>382202
This
>>382188
>want to get drunk
>don't want to taste anything even vaguely hinting at alcohol
just drink fruity girly drinks, that's literally what they're for