Can anyone teach me some basic German? I'm visiting my nan and want to impress her
Sure but it's would be less difficult if you could talk
>>351889
If you want to impress a cute girl, say "Deine Brust ist so flach wie der Bodensee!".
If you want to impress an older man, say "Ich hoffe sie verrecken an Darmdurchbruch!".
For a grandma I'd use "Deine Tochter ist genauso heiß wie du.".
>>352087
Ach komm der arme bube
>>351889
You can't impress her with a few random lines, you impress her with effort. Preferably also being able to pronounce the sentences without completely butchering them.
But look up a german travel guide or something, they should have cheap and more pratical lines along with helping you with pronunciation.
Alt. google "german travel guide language"
>>352087
Be respectful to your grandma! Please use the polite form "Sie" instead of "du" please.
>>352087
>"Deine Brust ist so flach wie der Bodensee!".
Lachte
>>352087
"Bitte würdest Du heftig meinen Popo streicheln".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAYiHp9QUwE
>>351889
ich nicht Deutsch sprechen
i don't speak german
>>351889
Ich möchte meine Kugelschreiber in Deine Arsch stecken.
A classic.
Learn Dutch, then you know basic German
Mein Deutch ist verschiklich, aber es ist ein bitchen gut nichtwaar
du bist scheisse