Is anybody here into tarot card reading?
I want to know if this cute girl I'm into (and could possibly be into me) will ever be my gf.
>>274272
/x/ used to do that sort of thing, try there perhaps?
>>274272
the art of Tarot reading lies in taking a bunch of cards with vague descriptions and trying to build something out of it.
the Rider-Waite description for "The Star" is:
"Loss, theft, privation, abandonment; another reading says hope and bright prospects."
those are contradictory. if you want to know if she'll ever be your gf.. fucking ask her.
>>274272
okay. i've never met you, and i probably never will, but i'll do a reading anyway, because i am *that* bored. i'll pretend you're Spongebob.
Page of Swords (probably you)
Covered by the Devil (your violent efforts to get closer to her)
Crowned by Two of Wands inverted (surprise, emotion, fear)
Beneath: Two of swords, inverted (falsehood, disloyalty)
Behind you: the Tower (you are moving out of disgrace, distress, misery)
Before you: Knight of Wands (departure, a change of residence)
Your Self: eight of cups inverted (joy, happiness)
Your House: five of swords inverted (degradation, loss, burial)
Hopes and Fears: Ace of Cups ('home of the false heart', instability, revolution)
What will come: King of Cups
if i read this right, she'll become a total submissive and you'll rest your feet on her, and you'll be all "deal with it".
if you go after her and none of this comes true, i would not be at all surprised. Tarot is bullshit, after all.
>>274272
Card says you will be cucked by Chad
>>274526
>Before you: Knight of Wands (departure, a change of residence)
I'm moving out in a couple of weeks. Fuck.
>Behind you: the Tower (you are moving out of disgrace, distress, misery)
Another anon gave me a reading and this is what he got.
sheeit niqqa.