Alright guys, listen up. My friends and I have started a basketball

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Alright guys, listen up.

My friends and I have started a basketball league to do something productive during the summer, and we have had great success, however, there is one obstacle that we seemingly cannot overcome. Faggotry.


Now, after we held our initial draft, there was one player who took things to the extreme, just being a massive faggot on the court, doing faggot things, making faggot plays, and never failing to be the most homosexual demiqueer to ever pick up a basketball.

The player in question's name is Reece, a slightly overweight manchild with a skrillex haircut who immediately takes 4-5 slices of pizza everytime we order a god damn pizza from Papa John. Just a glimpse of sheer faggotry for you all.

Now, as we begin to wrap up our season, we have made polls within our league to vote for players he earned accolades such as first team all league, defensive player of the year, etc. Furthermore, the higher-ups in the league felt it would be necessary to add another award, and by God I felt it would be too.

We decided to make a poll for the MGP (most gayest player for you newfags) because we felt that his degeneracy should be awarded, because hopefully he will be so relieved to win an award for his faggotry he will limited the amount of assgrabbing in his game.

As discussed the person in question's name is Reece. To no surprise, his name isn't the only one in the poll, so if you need a description of the other nominees I will not hesitate to respond.

Thank you.