What's the fastest, relatively least painful way to aquire

>>116943
A trip to Chernobyl?

>>116943
browse /tv/

>>116946
this

>>116943
HIV for sure has to be the fastest to get.Just go get fucked in the ass enough by some one in the HIV clubs or whatever.Though this is really a dumb way to commit suicide as it would take you years to eventually die, if you don't take any meds that is.

>>116946
>least painful way

>not painful
>terminal
Mutually exclusive concepts. Your body is designed to go crazy when you are dying, and prevent you from dying at any cost.

If you are considering death as a viable option, do consider that majority of suicides fail, and result in mutilation, including bullets to the head

You already have "mortality", so in a way, you already have one.