Alright /wsg/ describe your fist sexual experience using

too lazy to turn into webm but I would describe this as accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nVk25ZvTkU

>>943253
sauce pls

>>943280
Thread named "cuuz cuuz cuuz" on /wsg/

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>>943170

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>>943170

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>>943261
sauce?

>

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Honestly, this could describe sex in general, but I think it captures the scale of your first time.

>>943876
This is the best reply I've seen yet

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>>943170

>>943856
>>943876

source?

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>>943170

>>943177
>>943174
Have you ever seen a real cunt?

>>943246
My sides.

>>943253
He makes the same retching noise as when barfing up whatever cocktails and liquor I had the previous night.

>>943458
>>943458
dat shockwave

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>HFW

>>943426
Red alert 2 was the best.

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[spoiler]It was with my hand[/spoiler]

>>944103
Battlestart Galactica
Great Sea Battles (or something like that, it's Battle of Denmark Straight episode)

>>944103

https://youtu.be/ZKjBZt3k-JE

I got you senpai. The webm starts at 59min in.

>>943876
FUCK YOU YA GODDAMN ANGLOS.
BISMARK STILL RULES THE SEAS!

>>944085

kekd

>>944182
wha tthe HELL is that plant?, i've never seen something like that

>>943876
perfect webm for this thread

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>>943170

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>>943170

>>943458
With sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncxgQx6AdJc

>>944430
It's from Dogfights

>>943631
Koufuku Graffiti

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First time was with a guys girlfriend.
I didn't feel great about it.


That didn't stop me from continuing to fuck her for 2 years though.

>>943170
wasted potential to be named drunk sex

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:(

>>946632
Sauce?

It was pretty much like this webm

>>946632
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>943228
perfect.

>>946632
sauce?

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>tfw you get her preggo on your first time during drunk high school sex

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Pretty much this.

>>948619
still have trouble with initial insertion

>>943627
Fucking /k/ek

>>946632
what movie?

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>>946753
>>948408
>>949876

GI Joe: Retaliation

>>944085
i'm gonna throw my hat in for this one, pretty accurate

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>>946315

Underrated

>>946282
Looks like a river cattail

>>943177
what is that from? burning gas from an oil field?

>>943228
Describes mine pretty well too desu

Rocket engine test firing.

>>950106
>>950060
Messed it up darn it.

>>943619
My sides!!!

>>946632
G.I. Joe: Retaliation

>>946632
ugh Rods from God makes my dick hard

>>950060
Saturn V rocket engine test.

>>950060
Rocket engine being tested while bolted to the launch pad.

Lots of sound and fire, but ultimately goes nowhere and doesn't last very long.

>>943170
same here, OP. my first time was also with three dudes and filmed a thousand feet in the air.

>>943280
>le götüm yanıyor faec
don't know. but "götüm yanıyor" (which is the name of the same webm in the thread this anon is talking about >>943306) is
turkish for "my ass on fire"

>>954347
hahaha, I thought this was going to be the blind kid playing football vid

>>950310
kek

>>944413
Socialism.webm

>>946632
>bernie sanders after Re-Election.

>>944182
bukkake plant

>>944132
well you could send him a pic of yourself.

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>>948628
find the hole with the thumb of the hand holding your dick.

>>943270
DADE?

>>943876
3 survivors.

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Propably the girls face because we didn't have any condoms and we tried anal.

>>946354
Sauce? I wanna hear the story

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>>943170

>>966379
>we didn't have any condoms and we tried anal

por que

>>943253
what's going up his ass?

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Put benis in bagina for the first time, went limp right after I realised that I was naked and that the girl noticed all my scars and other fugly shit. Cant even get hard around her anymore, fuck my life.

>>949857
the FUCK is that?

>>968004

That is fucking terrifying.

>>967760
this

>>968004
in the middle of class, crying

>>967116
A spoon. They're spooning.

>>943177
Not sure if really good,or bad...
Burning sensation?

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>>943170
>all these normies

>>973195
WHEN

>>973212
WILL

>>973240
PEOPLE

>>972365
its either fake or something like a giant jellyfish. Marine invertebrates are insane

>>972365
reverse image nigga

it's a jellyfish

>>944413
>not renaming it Daisy's Destruction

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>>966717

>>950069
i don't remember that part of the movie.
Who the fuck would give their live for some person they don't know and who's position can be occupied by any charismatic randy off the streets?

>>946318
shieeet, never saw one from a different angle

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>>943170

>>946632
The concept that this would actually work this way is a lot like this movie - A bad fucking joke. The military played with this idea, they found out very quickly that sure you could do it, but why the fuck would you want to. They already had better weapons, that cost much less and hit much harder.

>>950069
Fuck holly wood

>>974536
Hello again, morbid curiosity

>>943627
Accurate.

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Girls dad came home and she wasnt gonna wait for me to climb out of her 2nd story window at my own pace.

>>944183
wow
fucking savage

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>>943170

>>976559

Yeah, that v2 doesn't get you nearly as far as you'd think.

Just did the math and a tungsten rod, traveling at 8 times the speed of a bullet would have to weigh almost a million fucking kilos just to equal the power of Little Boy.

No fucking thanks on getting that into space.

>>945120
Who's this?

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>>974044
dudes only days away from wizardhood and that bitch ruined it for him.

>>946735
trap.webm

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>First sexual experience
K

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>>979061

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>>943170
Ringing my bell, boys.

>>946360
hooooooly smokin' tolitohs

>>959381
rekt

>>948523
that orange cats face.
>oh god am i doing it right?

>>966027
#twelveyearsasynth
#robotlivesmatter
#killme

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>>943170

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>>946732

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>>943170

>>943280
From an early 2000s HBO show called Oz about a prison and all the mischief the prisoners get up to
dont remember context of this scene but the bald one is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood

>>946282
it is a river cattail. and ive done that before. it makes a huge fucking mess ifnyou dont contain it. which i didnt.

>>978566
Filename

>>950069

they are all flying at approximately 2 km/h

>>944185
>resident evil 6

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>>977474

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This is accurate

>>984245
IM GOING TO TRY THIS TOMORROW FUCK

>>948619
>this beisbol signs are getting weird

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>>943170

>>984245
oh fuck, the last thirty seconds was surprisingly sexy

I know what I'm doing tomorrow

>>984245
what is that stuff he put in the fuck hole?

>>984600
Probably olive oil

>>973950
>Not giving your life for Harrison Ford
It was the 90's, people still believed in duty so it didn't seem so implausible.

...or it wouldn't have seemed so implausible, until you stopped to think about the physics.

>>984245
source?
I can't make a straight hole, can't tie the index and ring finger on the back
pic inba

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>>943170
Good way to describe it

>>984819
is this ad for overprotective wifes for their small dick husbands?

>>979177
>dat hysterical laughter

>>984245
>>984245
still trying to make a nice glove ass
the middle finger is too short

>>978124
Except for the fact that bullets travel at mach 3 and orbital speeds are hypersonic.

>>943174
>>943177

I don't get it... did you pull out as you were cumming?

>>968004
silent hill final boss

>>984880

Except that you're fucking stupid and I accounted for that.

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>>943170

>>950297

Man I know I've seen this somewhere. Was it on some old dinosaur vhs tape?

>>954332
nice

>>991562
its sponge bob you dork.

>>943876
Kek of the top

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>>943170

>>984763
Food Emperor
https://youtu.be/98iDeoxuUIQ?t=312
The webm would be better with audio IMO.

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>>943170
Vroom

>>976559
>>978124
The only reason any military force would use it is because it's the only thing they're allowed to put into space thanks to international law saying that no weapons of mass destruction can be launched into space.

Tungsten rods don't count as a weapon of mass destruction.

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Hadn't one yet. That's why:

>>944178
>what was that?!
>did you see that??
pisses me off every time

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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=disappointed+woman&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiOpJy0mdDLAhUG6w4KHTdzAVMQ_AUIBygB&biw=939&bih=1048

pic one

me on the other hand is pic attached

>>945067
It was sunk 2 days after its first battle. It didn't rule shit.

>>976559
>all of the fun, none of the fallout
>none of the fallout
>fallout
Important factor if you wish to claim that land as your own.

>>943170

>>943856
Got so tired of this fucking show

>>953170
>/b/.webm

>>998388

>Perturbador.

>>956904
Amazing

>>998388
MILIBRO

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>>943228
Mine plus this webm.

>>946735
holy fuck, that Pruld vid with Lautrec and Solaire makes sense now

>>998520
more like /d/

>>1000204
game/tv show name?

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>>1004447
you cant be fucking serious

>>1004447
It's from the show: Kirby Right Back At Ya!

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>>943170

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>>991947
lost xD

>>974044
>evil succubus drains elder wizard of his powers

>>949943
i m lold

>>991543
SOOOQA, i'm lol'd and drop out.

>>980012
>#twelveyearsasynth
this may very well be the only god damn ive been entertained by a hashtag, fuck and thank you

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I sweated all over her, fucking nerves man.

>>1009781
Fucking this!

>>973246
EVER

>>1010190
LEARN

>>948595
i fucking love nigga turtles

contributing

>>943183
Dad?

>>943177
Sunn O)))

>>984245
say it aint so

>>949943
I don't get it, the cock exploded from the blast. This doesn't make any sense.


... Oh.