Any and all bad ass animals. Don't hesitate to post anything

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Fuckin love this smile

>>844381
Several dozen million years ago, that thing was definitely a dinosaur.

>>844388
What?! WHAT THE FUCK!? Oh, I didn't know that.

>>844407

It still is. Just smaller.

I don't even think "dinosaur" is the correct term for it. (meaning terrible lizard) I think it should be something more like a mix between "penna," and "robustus"

Or burly-bird. because it bounces.

>>844390
I like how the camera guy was also startled.

>>844468
Feather raptors are cool man.

>>844394
"Oh ok."

>>844394
did that fucking thing rip off its leg and the other like whatever fag

>>844388
Whoa, wait a second, chameleons aren't born in an egg? Can they be classified as a reptile if their young are born like that?

>>844394

All he wanted was some fucking fish, now he's lost a leg, what a dick that croc is

>>844675
laugh all you want, if that thing wasn't trapped inside that zoo he'd be biting you in half, hippos don't kid around

>>844672
you have absolutely no idea what a reptile is

>>844672
From what I understand, the eggs hatch inside them.

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>>844704
>hippos don't kid around

Need to catch you first

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>>844704
>confirmed hippo

Fuck off back to tumblr you fat whore

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>>844714

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>>844724

>>844706
After that I guess I dont, I figured a reptile is any creature that is born outside of the ocean, hatched in eggs with cold blood and adorned with scales. This just blows my theory out of the water.
>>844707
That is amazing, I have never herd of such a thing, does the parent just break down the eggshells like they are food?

>>844723
my cat fell down from my balcony and was found 3 months later weighing only 2 kg, she used to do that all the time when she came home despite having lost a shit load of strength.
she couldn't even jump up to the bed but she could fucking pull herself up those scratch pillars

>>844759
reptiles can both be oviparous (laying amniote eggs on land) and viviparous (having a fertilized egg inside the mother)

an egg doesn't have to have a hard exterior or be layed on the ground or in water to be an egg

reptilia are defined as all amniotes (fetuses covered in a membrane) being closer to lacerta agilis (sand lizard) and crocodylus niloticus (nile crocodile) than to homo sapiens (humans)

>>844728
>Lean on me, when you're not strong...

>>844791
>all animals go through labor at the same intensity

>>844389
Not a smile.

>>844782
Huh, the more you know, thank you anon for that brief lesson in reptiles. Have a great day

>>844795
Damn bro...

Somebody make this

>>844384
Love Bobbit worms

>>844842
Wait... is that the old Goosebumps tv show music? A segment of my brain just lit up and was like, "welp, you've kept this one in your memory index for long enough, time to use it again".

>>844672
chamelions like some other species of reptiles and sharks are oviviparous, meaning that they develop eggs inside the body of the mother which then hatch before the young are born.

>>844707
correct

>>844820
I have never understood why dogs drink like this. Wouldn't it be easier to sip like us? How does splashing the water into your mouth feel refreshing?

>>844710
hippos can run faster than the average man

>>844941
you watched too many cartoons as a kid
dogs physically can't sip anything

>>844952
But they have lips

>>844390
>"Ahh i ain't gotta do SHIT today.."
>"WOAH"
>"dude.. bro.. not cool, not. cool."

>>844394
...Those are some serious failgators...

>>844724

That's courtship behavior for tortoises. He wants to fuck the cat.

>>844959
They don't have cheeks. They'll just inhale air from the sides.

>>844941
It might be more beneficial for them to sacrifice drinking efficiency for things like a specialized elongated snout ideal for heightened sense of smell, and a well-developed jaw system that suits their role as an omnivorous and opportunistic eater.

>>844394
>looks over to asshole croc
>"nigga did you just eat my arm?"
>no ._.

>>844394
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

>>844959
>but they have lips
Yes, but they still can't do it, they don't have as many muscles on their face as we do, take your ignorance somewhere else

>>844710
They clock in at 30km/h and that's just on land. If you're in water then you're 7 ways fucked.

>>844716

Bird.exe has stopped working.

>>844755

>Green Hill.mp3

>>845167
>ignorance is worth shaming
bit mean

>>845243
Pretty awesome.

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>>844710
mirin that southpaw stance

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>>845426
mantises are my favorite

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>>845432

>>844864
that it is.

>>845432
>>845435
This

This right

This is why people are freaked out by bugs. God fucking damn, what a nightmare.

>>845432
imagine being eaten alive like that

>>844381
What is this called?

>>844791
>>844792
why did mods delete this?

oh. i forgot this was /wsg/.
we /tumblreddit/ now

>>844728

BASED

>>844755

>Rolling around at the speed of sound.

>>845375
You aren't being ignorant, though. You're being stupid.

Are you even old enough to be here?

>>845470
I'm old enough, but I'm admittedly not very smart. What should I do?

>>844755

I love the immediate recovery the second one has.

Are mice just able to deal with super high speeds well?

>>844966

What's particularly interesting is he actually pronounces it in a proper Arabic way.

There's this very guttural noise Arabic speakers make on the first syllable of Allahu and akbar and the bird fucking does it perfectly.

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>>844388
>>844417
>>844672
>>844381
Not him but another, am looking to fill my chameleon folder so post more if you can

>>844714
fucking ausies, ever there birds shitpost

>>845464
A bird.

>>845448
Except most predators start with the softest parts of the body to eat. There was footage of hyena's eating an elephant by putting their heads inside its ass while it was still alive and just eating away. Or the baboon ripping a deer fawn apart by the hind legs and just going to town while it's looking around...

>>844675

Tumblr in their natural habitat

>>845464
>>845464
It's called a lammergeier (lamb eater or something in german i think) or bearded vulture (also some third thing I can't remember). They eat the bone marrow of large animals in the wild by dropping the bones on rocks until they shatter. They also have a fondness for eating tortoises for some reason (killing them the same way they get the marrow from bones).

Some of them look like their necks/heads are orange or red b/c they rub red soil onto themselves as a sort of status symbol (older/stronger birds use more while younger/weaker birds use less).

That's all I remember about them off the top of my head but they're pretty cool birds.

>>845546
incredible

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crows are smart as fuck

>>845456
I'd rather not.

>>845142
lost

>>845937
There are human beings who would not be smart enough to figure that out.

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>>845937

>>844820

All I can think of now is "Do cats drink the same way"
Anyone have slow motion video of how a cat drinks?

>>846414
Crows are scary smart. I mean just look at the fucker. He's FISHING.

>>846409
oh come on, if you presented a tube half filled with water & several weights next to it anyone could put 2 and 2 together and put the weights in the tube

though if you had a more complicated test where you put someone in a room with a tube in the middle, half filled with water, then had a tap but no way to carry the water & several random objects that could fit in the tube around then some people might actually be stupid enough to just say "there's no way to carry the water & takes too long using hands, its impossible"

In fact that might be a better test to measure a crow's intelligence too, present a seemingly obvious solution with an actual hidden solution

that said crows are still pretty smart, most birds in general too, like that cockatoo lockpick test

>>846459
I don't have a webm handy but they don't. They pull a couple drops of water straight up into their mouth instead of splashing it around like dogs. Same effect but less messy.

>>844390
Seals really are the dogs of the ocean.

>>845142
also lost

>>846459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j30UdXILrHE
seems like they kinda coat their tongue in whatever liquid they're drinking

>>844675
Where's Jim Lahey with his shitisms when you need him...

>>844708
That is a big big shark.

>>844714
>>844716
Awesome. But I guess I get nervous when people let birds get that close to them cause dem beaks tho. But they were so funny.

>>844728
Wow

>>845476
Google things you lack knowledge on

>>844388
1st: be born
2nd: start climbing

>>844717
wooow.
majestic.

>>844388
I dont know where I am.
I dont what I am.
I dont know what I am covered in.

All I know is that I must climb.

>>846706

Basically: Fuck deer

>>845546
Fuck that was intense

>>845432
>gotta eat da booty like groceries

>>845432
Is it mantises or manti?

>>846753
mantids i think

>>846706
beautiful

>>844755
GOTTA GO FAST!

>>845937
I think according to the latest intelligence studies that've been done crows are currently the smartest animal on the planet.

They're able to solve up to 6-step puzzles where-in objects in the puzzles are needed as tools to solve other puzzles.
Also the puzzles had to be solved in a non-consecutive order.
They had to figure out which puzzle had the tools were needed to solve the puzzle that gave them the tool to solve the puzzle that gave them the tool to solve the puzzle that gave them another tool that could be used to solve the puzzle that actually had the food.

Coolest thing in my opinion, and the thing that still has the researchers scratching their head about, is the fact that other crows that had been kept with a crow that had already solved the puzzle(s)(but hadn't seen or watched the other crow solve it) were able to go straight into solving it without any trial and error.
They just stopped for a second, looked at it, and then began solving it right away.

This happened so much that the researchers learned they had to keep the ones they've tested away from the ones they hadn't because the tested one were basically ruining the initial experiment by telling the other how to solve everything.

I've heard about crows being able to communicate well enough to describe and mark humans as dangerous, but being able to tell each other how to solve puzzles is fucking INSANE compared to that.

>>846476
>sacrificing food for the oppurtunity of more food

that actually is pretty incredible

>>844941

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=295bNJiTA20

Having lips isn't the problem. They don't have cheeks that cover the side of their jaw to create suction.

>>845940
wot

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>>844675

>>845432
This is exactly why I feel no sympathy for killing bugs.

>>845546
I fucking hate hyenas, and that made me happy to watch.

>>846476
>>846895

Not only that, but he also prepared more than one bait to have a spare just in case the first one didnt work. Which would mean learning by previous experiences or that he has seen humans do it before and thought it was a good idea to do likewise.

It's crazy how smart crows are despite their minimal cranial capacity.

>>845243
Birds of prey are so fucking cool

>>844728
I cried

>>846881
This is where the lines between science and paranormal become blurry. Is it really far fetched to think that they can "wirelessly" transmit thoughts to each other?

>>845526
this isn't doge

>>845426
mirin dat kung fu panda soundtrack

>>846881
>
most of the human brain is used for facial recognition, that and speech

>>844710
Hippos kill more people in Africa then every other animal combined

they are territorial and can easily flip boats
then they bite you,

another animal people underestimate.. Killer Whales, they are called that for a reason

Also Dolphins, who are nasty nasty animals
look up dolphin rape caves

>>847034
Please learn how to redact.

>>847030
>most of the human brain is used for facial recognition, that and speech

lolwut

>>845476
Ignorance is literally a choice and has been for the past 10 years for anyone with access to the internet. Stupidity isn't, but luckily you don't have to be smart to know facts.

>>844388
whoa, I thought animals always seek a safe place to give birth
>be pregnant
>have to go in labor
>climb a tree
>shit out your offspring
>it falls down to whatever is below (lucky that there were leaves)
>lel, whuteva, no fucks given

>>844384
Fucking Thresher Maws

>>845142
Kek'd

>>844728
real nigga shit

>>844723
>must reach the high ground.webm

>>846895
I watched that show, I'm thoroughly convinced that's how we end up with raptors using door handles

>>846706
IT'S THE CIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE!!!

>>846706

>tfw doing my masters in trophic ecology
>fun, but too many fucking variables to ever make conclussions

>>847001
Humans are wireless communicators. These crows might just use sounds or motions that we don't pick up on ad adequate to explain how to solve a puzzle. It's not like they need to send radio waves between brains.

>>844713
man, don't you just fucking hate it when you're walking around the house and suddenly there's a cheetah coming after you?

>>845637
need more snekks

>>846561
>That is a big big shark
Biggest ever filmed, from what I've heard.

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>>845546
got any more lion webms? anyone?

>>844714
>Parrots are known to have the intelligence of a 4-6 year old child
>They use this intelligence to curse and piss off their owners.

kek

>>844728
Damn, fucking tortoises have better decency than human beings do sometimes.

>>847391
[x]rekt
[ ] not rekt

>>847391
Hello darkness my old friend

>>844381
Yep, definitely a Dinosaur in disguise

>>845036

Yes, quite

>>846903
They also would have to insert their noses in water to drink

>>844724
Tortoises give no fucks, they fucking know they're indestructible.

>>844723
>they named him anakin
"You underestimate my power"
"From my point of view, you are weak"

>>844389
Animals dont smile you projecting shitlord.

>>847296
that's it, im making a crow my familiar in my game of D&D

>>846706
Poor coyotes

>>847391
More giraffes

>>847001
Or they just told each other how to solve it.

Crows are capable of pretty incredible communication and have some pretty complex social structures.

>>844675
>these things can actually run faster than humans

>>847391
>the weak should fear the strong

>>847849
>implying you didn't anyway

The other options are Frog or a gecko

>>844782
Oh, well of course they are. I guess we should just go kill ourselves for not knowing that.

>>845937

I remember watching this thing years ago where they talked about crows, and apparently in the last 100 years or so they've become more and more common in urban environments, the reason being because they're simply able to adapt to it better than other birds.

I mean you have pigeons who's existence in urban environments continues because of how numerous they are, but crows actually know ways to get their food using what's around them.

My favorite instance was where this one crow was able to actually drop things like nuts on the road so as to crack them when cars drove over them, but it doesn't stop there. Because places like New York or London are so dense and have cars running through them all the time, the crows actually know to drop the nuts on the crosswalk and wait for the lights to change to a symbol/color that will stop the cars, so the crow can land and eat the cracked nut without getting ran over.

They're absolutely ridiculous animals.

>>844394

Crocodiles are cannibalistic?

>>844675
>"What was THAT?!"
That fucking woman.

>>844381
I think you just found my Animal Companion for my ranger in D&D!

I'm making an evil archer, and this would make the perfect pet for him.

>>848194

>lion is viciously mauling the dude
>let's spray him with some water

This is why gun control won't work.

>>844381
I know I'd probably lose a finger or two but bearded vultures are so fluffy I can't help but feel the urge to pet them.

>>844390
i love how he jolts back and is just looking at him like "why man" afterwards

Watching these threads makes me think we domesticated the wrong animals

If Humanity had focused on domesticating Honey Badgers, they'd be productive members of society now doing jobs even some humans are too dumb to do

>>848194
Children learned the hard way

>>844390
i just want to hug him :(

>>844672
There are several reptiles who bear children alive, even snakes.

>>847034
Dolphin rape caves are a myth. A thing that the internet came up with.
It's just an exaggerated story based on a few instances of rape acted out by immature young male pods of bottlenose dolphins.
There is nothing you have to fear from dolphins, especially not that they would pull you down to some secret "rape caves" where they have their way with you in turns.

>>845432
Sadistic bastard starts with the ass...

>>845432
im pretty sure this is how i look like when i eat a jumbo supreme burrito when im starving.

kea parrots are on the same level of based as crows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAhzmULgoqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjZS-cWzmk

>>845937
I saw a talk by a guy some years ago (might have been a TED talk, back when they were good) who was using crows to test animal intelligence, he trained these crows with metal disks, every time a crow would bring him a metal disk the crow would get food, soon he had crows from all over the place bringing him any small metal objects they could find, I think he said that by the end of the experiment he had hundreds of dollars in coils and a fair amount in scrap metal!

>>848231
everyone knows cats hate water

>>846706
thats a european badger...

>>848300
Sounds like something a dolphin would say

>>847978
W8, a fucking rat? Also is that an aligator or a turtle?

>>844728
fuckin L A D B O Y S

>>845426
is this from a tv show?
if so theyre hella racist for queuing that soundtrack lmaoo

looking for some badass tiger webms/gifs. anyone?

>STR vs DEX

>>844394
>"... seriously?"

>>844394
"Ittadakimasu!"

>>845243
>Heard you talking shit.

>>845634
>tfw I'd love to have a crow or a raven as a pet but they're so smart they get out of their cages.

>>848414
Alligator snapping turtle

>>845554
Forreal though. It's seriously impressive - I'm not sure if his owner was specifically trying to teach him to say it, or if he's just prayed enough around him that the bird's picked it up.

On a random note, that bird has the same voice as my dad.

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>>848194
"lalalalalala"

>>848559
Dude, I think your dad is secretly a muslim and owns a bird.

>>848582
I always wonder how they get these shots. In case of the falling insects the cameraman probably just drops them himself

>>846710
those fucking assholes deer

>>848601
Lots of trickery, lots of it staged and also lots of patience. Nature documentaries are often shot over the span of months or even years.

>>847912
WE SLEEP 2 HOURS A DAY
BUT WE DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

Does anyone has that one where a worm eats another worm roughly its size in a very discomfort-inducing way?

>>848194
>Lalalalaaa lalalaaa

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>>848609
Here you go

>>847281
I'd complain, but it's pretty much the only exercise I get.

>>847391
when will they ever learn?

>>846706
>Deers are the jewery of the animal kingdom

>>848605

in the making of bits for Planet Earth, they show one cameraman waiting literally months in the same spot trying to get footage of one bird that was used for a few minutes in the show. They'll go to some extreme lengths to get what they need.

Also I think the BBC documentary crews generally have a policy of non-interference, but that doesn't mean there's no trickery (like filming a pack of wolves hunting something then using different footage for the eating or whatever). I don't think they'd outright just start throwing animals around though.

>>848194
>let's put a bunch of people in a cage full of pissed off and abused male lions

>>847231
That sounds interesting. What are you studying?

>>846459

Dogs make a backwards tongue scoop, cats dip their tongue into the water, rapidly pull it out, and bite the drops of water as they're mid-air, because evolution apparently thinks of drinking as an afterthought.

>>844394
First watch I was like "These lazy fucking crocs can't even walk 10 meters to free food.."
Then I read all the comments and watched again and was like
"Oh I guess that's why they don't walk.."

>>844384

>"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit."

Wise words, Mitch Hedberg. Wise words.

>>848194
I've never understood why people in the west tend to treat children as these special ultra fragile beings that cannot ever see or do anything bad. Until they turn 18 of course, then fuck them.

>>848674
Actually cat tongue is build in really cool way, and thanks to this specifuc texture on tongue it "hold" water particles.

Also this quick movement make it easier to drink. That why cats keep their heads very close to water

>>848582
amazing, that beetle is ofificially my heor

>>848657
So, the wolves are the nazi equivalent of the animal kingdom?

Are you implying that nazism should be reincorporated to bring balance to the world?

>>848711
>knowing only two sides...
>comparing animal world to human
> assuming that Jews are mentioned because Nazi didn't like them...

Dude no one like jews, not only nazis...

>>846881
thousands of years of eating humans have supercharged their brains.

>>848705
an heor

>>848231
IIRC that shit they spray from the hoses is like pepper spray

>>848194
This happened in Lviv, BTW. The lion had already attacked the trainer mid-show, before this video started recording. He was limping and bleeding profusely and was still like "I can handle this, I'm macho slav lion trainer man." Then the lion gave him a dirty look and he poked it in the fucking eye, and of course it jumps him, and all the other lions join in. Some of the lions who were sitting on the perches still most of the video didnt even want to fight, the circus is just stupid for bringing such an obviously agitated lion into the live show at that time

>>844388
you can do it buddy!!!

>>846706
That was fucking fascinating.

>>846881

They're smarter than apes?

>>848194
It's hard to feel bad for the guy, when he just poked the god damn lion in the eye. Does anyone know if he survived?

>>848021
I'd say more opportunistic than anything.It probably assumed it had a fish, but the fact that it turned out to not be fish didn't seem to bother the creature lol.

>>844714
>Vacation in Australia
>Visiting pet shop
>Looking at parrot cage
>The parrot turns it's head to me and says "OI, YOU LOOKIN' AT ME, U FUCKIN CUNT? OI'LL MESS YOU UP YOU RETARDED WANKER."

>>844716
That specific species of bird tends to go right fucking nuts if it doesn't have a partner of the same species to keep it emotionally mentally stable. This isn't funny, you're watching the complete mental breakdown of a broken bird.

>>848628
Gurofetish.webm

>>845546
I have this documentary. Lions will literally stop what theyre doing just to shit on Hyenas.

>>844394
>What the fuck, richard?

>>848397
kelek

>>846921
What do you got against hyenas?

>>847848
>animals don't smile
>humans smile
>humans are animals
>nigga what are you saying?

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>>847398

>>844384
Fucking Bobit Worms. Lost a toe (almost two) to one of these shits

>>844390
Does anyone have the pokemon ALERT noise edit?

>>844755
>LiveLeak
lel

>>844820
>backwards tongue scoop
fucking ingenuous!

>>848430
Yeah it's from a show, but I edited it and put the music there.

Here's the source, webm part starts at 2:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wKu13wmHog

>>846414
I love the way he just throws his leftover bait in like "Thanks for your brother guys, have this"

>>846706
>The solution to global warming is more wolves.
Probably less expensive than a Prius.

>>848964
fuckin hell

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>>849035
10x better

>>846706
>Deer
That's an elk

https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg

>>848628
This is what I fear aliens will be like. Smart, ruthless killers with alien thoughts and alien morals. You can't reason with a species like this.

>>844675
You should see what happens when they do that underwater.

Shit's incredible, pun intended. All the fish freak out and leap after the doodoo as quick as they can.

>>848786
In certain areas, such as social interaction and puzzle solving, yes they are smarter. I'm continuously floored by crows. If they're the next sentient creature to rule the world, I'd be happy.

>>845432
That's the wrong end of the icecream cone.

>>848819
>Vacation in Portland, Oregon
>Visiting exotic pet shop
>Go to parrot cage
>Parrot instantly starts screaming
>CUUUUUUUNT!
>Fuck CUUUUUUUNT

It's reassuring, and pretty heart warming to know that no matter where you are, somebody will teach curse words to any and every creature that can mimic human speech.

>>849309
To be fair, anything that....simple probably won't evolve to sentience in its current state.

>>849035
>>849210
She seems sweet. To bad nature and genetics are a couple of giant unwashed dicks. What disease is this?

>>845554
>>848559
African Grey parrots are the most vocal in the world. The can learn the most words of any other breed.

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>>849318
Crows vs Octopi
Who wins?

>>849362
Whoever wins, we all lose.

>>848194
omg that terrible for all those little kids
its okay dudes just being eaten honey

>>849362
it's octopus, the plural word for octopus is octopus

>>847848
Well aware that they don't smile, I understand it's just the way its face and mouth are shaped. Still fucking adorable.

>>848961
ERIK YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!

>>845435
>>845432
absolutly awesome. Bugs are great

>>846706
This was fucking incredible

>>844675
What it looks like when shit literally hits a fan

>>848964
exterminate the bugs
species war now

>>844708
He doesn't look healty, bloated as fuck

>>848194
good, I hope that teaches those scumbag circus people to treat animals with more respect. hopefully the lions weren't put down because of that (which they most likely were).

>>844755
The LiveLeak label was just added to scare me, wasn't it?

>>844864
>>844842
It really really really sounds like Rayman 2 music

>>845470
>age is related to animal physiology knowledge
>every birthday you gain some new interesting factoids

>>844672
You can still see the yoke

>>845426
These shots are amazing
Such small animals, filmed with such amazing definition and detail
Nature photography is cool

>>845456
>>846915
>>848324
Bugs don't have feelings, don't feel too bad about the guy

>>845464
A WebM. A video file format primarily intended to offer a royalty-free alternative to use in the HTML5 video tag.

>>845546
Do lions use their claws, like house cats? Or is their jaw that much more efficient?

>>846921
Why you hating bro?

>>847391
That kick was so deliberate

>>848194
This is why circus should be illegal

>>849377
Well that just doesn't make sense. Who are you to determine language? We have as much right to shape language as dictionary makers

>>845546
fuck those retarded hyenas. go lions

>>849641
i don't determine the language, i just say what is grammatically correct

>>848194
good.

>>848961
>blink blink... nigga

>>849596
Pregnant.

>>846706
Literally epic.

>>849326
progeria

>>847391
Just because I'm not a predator, doesn't mean I'm prey...bitch!

>>849625
Their claws are mainly for general attacks and swiping, they deliver the killing blow by clamping their jaw shut around the throat of their prey.

Assuming they do that, depending on what they've caught or how hungry they are, they may tear it apart with their teeth while it's still alive.

>>849625
They use their claws all the time, but when they kill they go for a bite to the jugular because it's so much more reliable. It's also important to restrain the hyena's head as soon as possible because they have such powerful jaws if they are allowed to bite back. A hyena can bite hard enough to snap a human thigh bone in half

>>848433
>maybe if I keep posturing my penis will get as big as my greatsword

>>847848
>animals dont smile
>humans are animals

>>849641
Sheep is the plural of sheep too

>>844667
Crocodiles couldn't give less fucks if you cut off their cocks.

>>847985
fcking lag

>>845464
A bearded vulture.

>>848968
Holy shit, story time.

>>849377
>>849696
You're wrong, though.
It's either octopuses, octopi or octopodes

https://www.google.com/search?q=octopus+plural

get ur shit together

>>845476
You are smart, anon. Probably just not very motivated.
Enroll in some local community college courses.

>>849753
Thanks

>>848682
Treating them special and showing them a man get mauled to death isn't exactly the same thing. Let them find it on the internet, naturally, like the rest of us soulless cunts.

>>848809
He lived

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/oct/05/lion-attack-trainers-ukraine-circus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317921/Lions-attack-tamer-Ukranian-circus.html

>>845546
>He who greets with fire
That's a bad-ass tittle.

>>850228
Thank you for the update. I couldn't find this particular story.

>>846706
Whats the original video?

>>848968
Where were you? Indonesia?

>>850307
>: how wolves change rivers
nvm i found it

>>850155
literally the first result says

Octopi, the supposed plural of octopus, is a favorite among fans of quirky words, but it has no etymological basis. The form was created by English speakers out of a mistaken belief that octopus is Latin and hence pluralized with an -i ending. But octopus comes from ancient Greek, where its plural is octopodes, and though it came to English via scientific Latin—one of the late varieties of Latin that kept the language alive long after it had died out as a first language—it was never a native Latin word and didn’t exist in that language until scientists borrowed it from Greek in the 18th century (and if it were a Latin word, it would take a different form and would not be pluralized with the -i ending).

don't treat wikipedia as a valid source of information

>>850530
>>850161

>>849210
You made me laugh harder than I have in months

>>850530
>>850534
I like how you glazed over the fact that >>849377
is still incorrect.

>>845464
Gipeto, he lives on the alpes (Gipeto is italian)

>>847848

haha fuckhead, dogs do

http://iheartdogs.com/what-does-your-dogs-smile-mean/

>>845630
smartass anon

>>847034
I thought water buffalo took that crown. Another animal that will not only fuck your shit up but they hold grudges.

>>846881
so a point and click adventure game?

>>848331
faggot birds always stealing my anvils

>>849377
octpusies