Insect webms and gifs

>>816318
>Not the mass effect edit

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Don't mind me

>>816350
Jesus Fucking Christ what is this?
How?

>>816318

What the hell is that thing?

> In before "It's a zergling, Lester."

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>>816353
it's india, which i'm told is a slightly unclean place.

>>816353
>>816350
>>816363


Oh my God, how do you just sit there combing that? Why not just napalm that kids fucking head into the stone age?

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>>816370
i doubt that even warpfire could purge the corruption from this kiddo.

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Now this is a thread I can dump in

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>>816452
Before I get carried away, is this strict insects or are all creepy crawlies allowed?

>>816377
Cancion?

>>816455
not OP but i want it all
i'm so fucking revolted right now and i love it

>>816520
i hate how smug praying mantises are and shit, but i hate parasitic worms more.

>>816506
Jesus

>>816532
Damn, that mustache is fine

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>>816321
I have you covered, friend.

>>816318
>shreik
omfg I cant stop laughing moderately

>>816455
insect is a social contruct

>>816544
fucking hell that eyeball
do you have sauce on any of this anon

>>816349
That's so comfy

>>816470
>>816455
Jesus these things are assholes

>>816503
I fucking hate nature

>>816506
What are those?

>>816633
According to a russian site when I reverse image searched it, those are spiders.

when u start feeling itchy

>>816353
Head lices

>>816572
that thing is straight from hell

>>816585
What are those?

>>816377
song?

>>816674
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVPOVErTrM
What, you can't google it by lirics? Shame on you.

>>816702
indeed i am shamed i wanted instant gratification and not the satisfaction of doing it myself :c

>>816702
also i dont speak russian :) im glad you do

>>816711
>>816705
Just kidding. Ask anytime, my friend.

>>816716
thanks again :)

>>816318
What is it?

>>816572
Those exist!? Where? So I can never live there!

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>>816763
Belostomatidae or giant water bug or toe-biter

>>816773
Thanks

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>>816582
tarantula hawk wasp
>>816772
The audio is the best part

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>>816767
Mantispidae or mantidfly, they're about as dangerous as a praying mantis so not very

>>816668
Whiptail Scorpions.
They appeared in Harry Potter and everyone thought they were fantasy creatures.

>>816668
Amblypygi or tailless whip scorpion

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>>816784
whiptail or giant whip scorpions are these guys, AKA vinegarroon, same family tho

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>>816506
>>816633
>>816635
parasitic mites

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coolest and most terrifying parasitic fungus. quality doesn't do planet earth justice tho

>>816506
This sums up illegal immigration nicely.

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>>816557
he should have called... would have only taken him 15minutes or more...

How hostile are Praying Mantises? They look so cool but I'm afraid they'll try to eat my finger or something.

>>816572
That thing is overpowered as fuck

>>816363
Intentionally lowers frame rate to make fake gif look real

>>816511
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

>>816798
how_fandoms_works.webm.

>>816773
Stupid fish dashed straight to it wtf

>>816350
Gtfo with that nurgel shit

>>816350
my head is itchy...

>>816651
That mouth is incredible, what species? I want 1

>>816776
Fuck that guy trust fermented oranges too much if what he says is true. I guess he knows a bit more about that bug than l do though.

>>817028
I feel like for the bug a person's arm is pretty much like a tree branch ir something
They won't sting the tree branch for no reason and so they probably won't sting your arm either

I would never allow an insect to crawl on me either way tho

>>816506
did bee died?

>>816503
Was that a bat?

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>>816470
This is so satisfying to watch.
Fuck stink bugs, I wish more things would eat them.

>>817170
Do you know the name of the song, or the original video?

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>>816833
You can hold them and they'll remain pretty stoic, I don't think they can fathom that you are a potential hostile creature or even a living thing for that matter. Though, I'm sure with some coaxing they may bite. Suppose that goes for just about any insect.

>>816455
What... what the fuck. Why not just kill the fucker first? Easier to eat it that way, I would assume

>>817188
>>817170

chris clark - ted

>>816833
I've picked up many I've never had them bite me (if they did I didn't notice) I would say you are good to go unless you are not much bigger than a hummingbird

>>817067
It was a bigger praying mantis

>>816377

What's going on here?

>>817756
Gay rape what do you think is happening here

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>>816452
better version

>>817771
Nuclear holocaust? Forest fire? Fire cyclone? A movie?

>>816773
Imagine being the other fish holy shit

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>>816522
I thought the animal kingdom was cruel but the insect world is the fucking middle east of the animal kingdom.

>>816349

KOF 99 right? or is that 2000? been so long.

>>816350

This is a lost cause. Nuke the follicles from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>816572
>Kha'zix in URF

>>817788
Forest fire.

>>816798
the most impressing thing is that the other ants can recognise one of them acting weird and take it far away to throw it into a ditch

>>817327
Looks like it's pretty easy for it anyway.

>>816318
>>816773
>its bite is the most painful out of all insects
Fuck that shit.

>>817788
>holocaust

nice science fiction

>>816751
The bees win in the end - they've developed a tactic where they literally swarm the hornet until it dies from the heat their bodies produce.

>>818353
Bite as in the physical bite, right? Shit like bullet ant or tarantula wasp venom probably hurt a whole lot more.

>>818353
>>818500
There's a Bug with a protein-based Poison or something, basically when the body produces a resistance to it, you become allergic to Meat.
Fuck that Bug in particular.

>>818782
>implying meat is the only source of protein. pls go

>>816348
I love this so much

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>>816520
god FUCKING damnit FUCK

>>816460
microcosmos was my shit. had it on vhs. always skipped the snail sex to see this part.

>>816520
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>>816651
fuckin kill that thing.

>>818816
>implying I want to eat beans like a fucking 3rd worlder

>>818888
I thought you meant the Drudkh album for a second.

>>816651
i want to pet it

>>816587
Banana spider are chill as fuck though

>>816489
This one a qt.

>>816992
deadhead moth I think

>>818888
>skipping the snail sex
But it's the best part!

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>>816651

>>816623
Yeah, but they kill bugs that are bigger assholes (i.e. the ones that eat my crops like those nigger japanese beetles) so I keep em around

>>816776
cazadors are such a pain

>>816505
Damn do u think there's any spiders into bondage? Like "boo I want you to tie ME up tonight like I'm your dirty little fly"

>>816361
I'm pretty sure it's a water beetle.

they have an extremely painful but nontoxic bite

>>816503
RULES OF NATURE!

>>816350

Exterminatus!

>>816460
Goddamn. I love the idea of a bug so manly, it scales a tree to take part in a suplex tournament against other suitors to mate with the female at the top. He is literally climbing an arcade ladder.

>>818500
Nah bite as they inject a toxin that does not cause any serious damage but cause excruciating pain.

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>>816511

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>>816798
Imagine if that could infect humans
>The Last of Us

>>816582
is that the fabled bruce lee wasp?

>>816532
is the gecko alive at this point?
or is it a reaction from the brain being eaten?

>>816506
I want to step on it so bad

>>816470
>eating the ass like a fucking pro

>>817170
Seems like the sort of thing you'd see in a Playstation advert.

>>816489
In the full video this spider gets eaten by the female he's trying to impress.

>>817773 (nice trips)
>>816452
what's that? a snake? a sausage?

>>816470
must be disgraceful to die eaten by the balls

>>816350
out of everything i've seen on this website over the past 6 years, that is what made me feel the most sick

>>818993
and very poisonous

>>816587
>spooky face on back

>>816877
>fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRRBPdM6Wc

Jumping spiders are like puppies man.

>>816460
I remember seeing a video of stag beetles or Rhino beetles or something similar to this where one threw its competitor off, mated with the female, then threw her ass off the tree too.

Anyone know what program it was?

>>818402
only the Asian bees, the European and even the African ones don't stand a chance. 2 or 5 of those can cleanse a honeycomb in minutes

>>816460
>The beetle suplexes another beetle, just because she can

>>820754
It was the Darwin Beetle, not Rhino Beetle

>>819736
what did they injected it?

>>820785
Thank you. I think this was the funniest insect video I had ever seen.

https://youtu.be/75mXDMOwcBY?t=293

>>816572
>You wanna fight me faggot?
>C'mon then!
>One-two punch
That thing is trying to be vicious and it's adorable.

>>820797
Hydrogen peroxide

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>>816557
>etc

I fucking hate nature

>>816572
in hell they don't have regular mantises or wasps, they have 'em combined into one easy package!

>>816460
someone needs to dub some WWE commentary over this shit.

>>816585

>Some species of Amblypygi, particularly Phrynus marginemaculatus and Damon diadema, may be among the few examples of arachnids that exhibit social behavior. Research conducted at Cornell University suggests that mother amblypygids communicate with their young with her anteniform front leg, and the offspring reciprocate both with their mother and siblings. Further, the whip spiders would seek each other out and gather into a group when placed in an unfamiliar environment.[8]

Adorable. Also, harmless.

Press 1 to kill everything in this thread.

>>817958
They are in the animal kingdom, ya goofball

>>816574
100,000 internets to you ser

>>821426
F

>>816363
>Spiders
>Insect thread

Seriously?

>>819740
What is this thing? what did it shit out?

>>816532
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>>816557
I so want so hack that thing in half

>>821434
its easy to understand what he actually means, mamals. to bad you are the kind asshole who rather wants to point out his writing skills instead of getting to the point (or maybe you really didnt get it?)

>>819408

They're also total assholes, I've had one chase me for a solid minute on my bicycle once.

Fucker wouldn't stop flying at me.

>>817170
These aren't real.. or? ORR?!?!!?

>>821924
But then there's two of them.
Centipede win every time.

>>816318
I see every so often in Florida. They scare the living shit out of me. They do push ups, they fucking fly, they fucking bite! It's nope incarnate.

>>816318
This thread reminds me how grateful i am to be born as a relatively large mammal (And not in Australia)

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>>822074
Played a bit with the size and got the better parts.

>>816470
I could go for a taco

>>821830
Don't be pedantic

>>821936
You can taste the CGI familia

Also they move way too smoothly for insects and it gives it away
One of the things I hate the most about bugs is the retarded schizophrenic way they move

>>816582
You feel a little woozy

>>816755
I feel really bad when I step on these little dudes in my yard. I completely fuck up their hard work and keep them from eating the fucking asshole ants.

>>821890
That's some fucking sea worm or other, I don't remember which. It vomits its' own gut lining as a defensive measure.

>>822760
best pet ever, totally a chick magnet

>>822074
Imagine one of those fucking things falling on you.

>>816455
Jesus Christ...

Having your face eaten off whilst you're still alive....

>>816470
>Eating a stink bug asshole-first

Mantis confirmed for degeneracy

>>816529
I genuinely believe hell will consist of centipedes. Lucifer himself is probably scared shitless of them.

>>816582
>Tarantula Hawk Wasp

It's like the person who named it just tried to think of the most fearful shit in nature and combined them into one.

>>816455
There is no god.

>>821979
Floridafag here

>Be 19 y/o me in 2010
>Go camping with friends at Hanna Park
>Summertime, opportunities to meet qts
>Bring bikes for trails
>Go on a trail on the first day with one friend
>Halfway through something lands on my back, suddenly I feel like someone just ran a pencil through the skin on my neck
>Friend flips shit screaming I have "a big fuckin roach" on me
>Reach back to try and pull the fucker off
>Lose control of the bike, fall down but I got the little bastard in my hand
>Crush him, feel the tiny nigger's organs spurting through my fingers
>Friend asks if I'm okay as I throw the mangled mess of smelly waterbug on the ground
>Ride back to our hut and stay inside the rest of the day

Waterbugs are the reason I refuse to camp anywhere this stupid god damn state. I'd rather deal with gators.

>>822020
Good thing that bug isn't from Australia

>>819740
I fucking jumped

>>822760
Please tell me what music is this. I've been searching it for months.

>>817161
My life every summer

>>816520
Source

Best part is when the thing is walking weird, the guy splashes it and the the worm leaves the sinking boat

>>825275
Forgot source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcj0Srt8i6k

>>816572
Why would a mantis want to disguise itself as a wasp.

I mean, mantises are scary efucking nough already

>>825276
Life is truly beautiful

>>816547
qt

>>818329
Bees do the same.

Bees will take drunk fellow bees and dismember them

>>822074
Lol at the end

>>816532
honestly up close
the face of a centipede is kinda cute

>>825303
Not when its eating yours lol

>>825303
yeah. it looks comfy with its legs relaxed and eating some lizard. like lying on the floor eating. also fuck humans

>>822198
the bugs are real though. They just have CGI appendages drawn on them. It's pretty fucking good CGI, too, especially for 2006/2007

>>824773
Well, women can certainly relate to it

>>816349
I do recall the exact same scenery but with rain

>>816377
I can't stop hearing pizza at 0:13

>>825397
Well sure it's a bug as the base but not THESE bugs

>>819736
I think that's what they based the fungus in The Last of Us on?

>>822074
kek

>>820763
fucking asians always a step ahead

>>818854
probably because youre the biggest fucking faggot that has ever posted in this board

>>826233
he was until you posted

>>816353
its a giant water bug, also known as a toe biter, they are around every part of north america in swampy waters. I know, i wouldnt have thought so either, it looks like some foreign creature.

>>817170
who knows the gender of this song?

>>826847
Genre*

>>825275

it's a horsehair worm or something similar. There's some that live in grasshoppers

>>818993
>>820735
theres three completely separate species of spider that go by that name, the small brazilian one is the deadly one, thats an asian species and only mildly venomous right?

>>816582
So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.

>>825279
It's called batesian mimicry, where a harmless creature disguises as another more deadly creature to ward off predators. Something like a bird associates red/black banding with 'danger' in the same way poison. A mantis has no form of defence like a painful stinger to ward of its predators so it 'hijacks' the warning signals of more toxic creatures in the hopes of warding off its predators.

>>816520

not even exaggerating I would use fire to kill this

Fuck.

That.

Shit.

>>816789

that guy's mustache is 200000X scarier than that whiptail

>>822074
my fucking sides

>>817978
Darkstalkers

>>826233
>something about a black kettle or something

>>816377
GET ME A FUCKING ASTROPATH, I CAN'T SEE SHIT IN THE WARP!

>>816470
I cannot unhear the Kit kat commercial jingle when I watch this.

>>816503
Kung Fu Mantid and KAMEN RIDER.

>>816789
I'm subscribed to this guy on youtube. I'm pretty sure he's dead since he hasn't updated in years.

Fucking great videos though, quouor power.

>>817958
Good post lad

>>822074
Jesus! My sides are obliterated.

>>817060

It's a beetle

>>826847

male

>>822109
>rape beetle.webm

>>820721
>He's never seen the image where the guy injects liquid feces up his urethra with a syringe

>>822074
gosh I love Beetles

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>>816452
>>817773

>>826170
http://swfchan.com/29/144299/?Rainy+days.swf

>>816702
Fucking shit... It's a lullaby about the boogeyman

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>>816511

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>>816544
Such a majestic creature

>>818893
I smiled at this

>>819740
What... WHAT

>>816363
>slightly

>>822760
Why didn't he put a cigarette out on its head or something?!

>>825400
what part, the blood or sucking the lifeforce out of you?

>>816455
Want the fk at these things?.... Are they associated with Isis?

>>827730
Babies do both

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We need more pussy destroying in this thread

>>827737
>cock destroying pussy.webm
This is an insect thread, not a bird thread

>>820490
it was dead from the beginning

>>819402
furries pls go

have insect phobia
click on this thread anyway
click the webms anyway
click more of them
why do i do it

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>>828000
trips, fuck yeah!

>>816503
fucking active camo

>>821890
>>827715
It's attempting to digest his hand

>>828001
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>>827996
>Puts all her weight on her arms when her center mass is 2 feet behind them
how in the fuck is this even done? she must be really stong

>>822074
thug life

>>828015
>wat is jumping

>>828001
Spider-Girl! Spider-Girl! Gives you a boner in 3 seconds flat!

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>>821950
FUCKING PEACE OUT NIGGA

>>816505
I cant get gladwrap to do what i want and this fucking thing is just contemplating the universe while using 50% of its legs to actually do something with the bug.

>>827448
Well fuck it then

>>816318
FUCKING KEK

>>827674
I giggled.

>>820735
>poisonous
That word, i do not think it means what you think it means.

>>822707
think its called a noodle worm or something. and that's more exploratory than defensive

>>822074
RULES OF NATURE
somebode pls

>>819740
I´m so glad for share the world with all those things

>>816370
It's the only way to be sure.

>>816470
Ass to mouth?! You NEVER go ass to mouth!

>>818402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc

>>827512

I will now forget that this exists.

>>816520
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGRG

WD-40 AND FUCKING FIRE
FUCKING FIREEEEEEE

>>829591
>REEEEEEE
dumb frogpoaster

>>816350
"Niggers"

>>818329
Well you gotta admit that guy is acting pretty obviously out of order.

>>822074
ALPHA AS FUCK

>>816377
music sauce?

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>>830937
>I can't follow a chain of replies

>>820716
it's a millipede

>>816798
when they came for the ants
we did not help
when they came for the mice
we did not help
what do we do when it comes for us?

>>819741
heres your fun fact for today
trap door spiders shit all over everything
they fill their holes with so much shit. they can die from it
all around their holes and all over their webbing
they make terrible pets despite how cool they are

>>816452
Watch this listening to >>816377

>>816455
Watch THIS listening to >>816377
creepy shit bro

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TL4FrZ2WwI

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>>816350

>>819741
Rekt.

>>816633
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>>816792
There are different mites. This looks like beetles, not bees.
There are mites that travel with bees to their nest, where they live.
But these are mites that travel with burying beetles and eating on the cadaver the bettle find.

>>818107
Top kek

>>822695
fukken cazadores mang

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>>816557
fucking nids I swear

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japan.
these could go in the game show thread too but eh

>>816581
underrated post

>>816789
what the hell this insect looks like a fucking robot

>>833945
>>833947

>suddenly Anu Cheeki Breeki!

>>822074
pump and dump motherfucker

>>820773
>she

>>817313
wasps are fucking adorable

>>816350
purge when

>>816489
Anyone has music version? XD

>>816460
2bqh, I was expecting John Cena.

>>816582
It was Mr.Spider's last week on the job too. Bought a boat for he and his wife to retire in the Bahamas and everything.

>>837000
has no style, etc etc

>>832739
fuckin die like thats it man

>>816361
water bug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uk6-iiVb0Y

>>816582
Someone put O Fortuna over this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

>>832739
Kill it with fire.

>>821890
It's a ribbon worm my nigga.

>>833676
"the fuck outta here nigga".

>>841890
that dumbass insect is shooting itself more than its shooting the ant