Game Show Thread

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nah "j-idols begin stupid" is better

>>785092
he's sweatin

>>781068
>>781848
>>783273
>>783276
>>785092
What was once a nation of honourable, and noble people, who would devote their lives to the trade they practiced, has become this joke of the world.

I wonder if their ancestors look upon them and think "Dis shittu here is notta okayo" and then kill their ghost selves.

>>785092
those poor snakes

>>781068
Fucking Japs.

>>783276
kawaii

>>785456
>and think "Dis shittu here is notta okayo" and then kill their ghost selves
Now I'm imagining samurai ghosts commiting seppuku, thanks anon.

>>781068

yea this isn't a choking hazard at all

>>785092
this got a kek out of me

>>785675
puto enfermo de los cojones es que es para matarte

>>786050
more like this plz

>>781068
this could easily end in someone choking

>>785631
>>785630
this show is so based

I love watching them desperately trying not to laugh

>>786050
I'm a fucking gaijin and I managed to find three words in there before she could.

>>785456
Weeboo detected.

I can't remember what it was called but I watched this Japanese game show where two teams had to jump through and compete against various obstacles.

Like I think there was one where a guy had to race a set of dominos falling down

Anybody know what it might be called? Fucking hilarious shit

>>785456
Japanese here.
We have always been doing jokes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen
So, don't be so sad. People have been always doing funny things.

>>783276
the things you do to get paid

>>786658
probably not this but takashi castle

>>785456
>thinking a country has to always be serious
What is life without comedy?

>>785630
>>785631
WHAT SHOW I HAVE TO WATCH MORE

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>>789414
Gaki no Tsukai
start with one of the batsu games
https://mega.nz/#F!0hAWCZ7D!EGnXTh2lXgkGaJlbGgj8KQ

>>785630
>ylyl

>>790575
When you get to this point you know its time to commit sudoku.

>>790575
Kojima?

>>792585

She's laughing, smiling so not fooled. Also... she hot.

>>786014
Wanna know how I know you're American?

>>786566
>0.24sec
pepe?

>>786050
did she died

>>786575
2nd from right, absolute qt pie

>>790575
lol wut

>>793796
i'd say she's a relative qt pie

>>785456
>japan
>honourable and noble
more cases than ones I'm mentioning but fyi Samurai's used to test their swords on peasants (very noble and honourable) and also look up Unit 731

They've always been batshit insane

what part of doing funny things to entertain people has ever dishonoured anyone? Shakespeare did stupid shit and he's contributed the most to the English language ever

>>790588
>sudoku
underrated post

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Would Game Center CX count? It's a show with games

>>793796
Takahashi Juri

>>794116
If someone isn't getting hurt it doesn't count

>>785092
>>785457

Thinking the same thing, animal cruelty. They could have at least let them fall on a carpeted floor.

>>793924
God I love Japan

>>785631
do you have the one with the dance robot from that years batsu game?

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>>794961

>>794989
thank you

>>794308
He gets hurt on the inside anon

>>785456
>implying ye olde japan wasn't fucking nuts as well
HA HA HA HA, KILL YOURSELF

>>795035
>His smile and optimism: Gone

>>786185
J-idols are expendable, there are hordes of them.

>>785456

No sense of humor? You german or an arab?

>>789430

Do they have subtitles?

>>789501

Where do you think it came from? /b/? hahahaha no.

>>790588
Commit sudoku. Best post so far.

>>795150
yeah, just download the .ass or .srt files in the folders

>>795146
There is a difference?

>>785092
topsnek

>>786566
Holy fuck, the last guy literally becomes the classic asian stereotype

>>794995
that's a travel

>>790575
need sauce on this

>>795636
Source?

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>>795636
>>795638

stupid skit by comedian unit "がじゅまる スーミーマン". they're from office kitano (kitano takeshi's talent agency).

https://youtu.be/muH-PpP5PtY?t=31

looks like all their gags are centered around the loin cloth and butts.

>>795765
and their youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_wopXRF4roi5t9AIteax9w/videos

>>781848
look they know how to have so much fun, the bastards

>>785456
>joke of the world
They still have the least immigrants of any country apart from North Korea, so there is that. They'll be the last ones laughing when the US and EU go down the shitter.

>>796171
If they haven't stopped having kids altogether by that point.

>>786014
>>786185
I know! And on TV no less! I mean, I'm sure it's not like they have medical professionals on set who are there to deal with any potential injuries that may arise from doing weird, dangerous physical things!

This is outrageous!

>>786096
vete a la verga cojonudo de mierda

someone needs to make this a webm for me so I can waste even more time at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM3TS4m3j_Y

>>785456
>"Dis shittu here is notta okayo"
Holy fuck I laughed hard
Thank you anon

>>786267
>>787609
>>793886
>>795045
>>795146
>>796171
You're all fucking dumb as a bag of nails for not realizing how fucking funny this >>785456 guy is

>>797790
>>797792
>>785456
>>>/reddit/

>>797829
>>>ilovebigfatfuckingcocksinmyassholewhileanevenfattercockisinmymouth.com

>>789554
I love this show, I can't wait to watch more when I go back to Japan.

>>785456

This should be a banner.

>>786658

MXC: most extreme elimination challenge

>>786730
Underrated post.

>>793578
yes but she's fine now

>>789554
any link to this? I like when they learn english

>>798126
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10qvrx_mechaike-bakajo-test-akb48-special-part-1-2013-04-20_fun
all the subbed episodes of mechaike are pretty good.

>>798128
thanks

>>794995
:(

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>>798126

>>798375
sauce on this show

>>798412
name of the show is dero
http://j-hive.weebly.com/shabekuri-007-eng-subbed/dasshutsu-game-dero-20101208

>>798421
>http://j-hive.weebly.com/shabekuri-007-eng-subbed/dasshutsu-game-dero-20101208
thx bub

>>790575
Man, things really went downhill after MGSV.

>>798306
lol fatshit got rekt

>>785456
You've been brainwashed by way too much western portrayals of Japan.

There's this one show, I don't know what the name is, where they take a Japanese girl who hates doing things and makes her do things, basically the Japanese Karl Pilkington, anyone have any webms of that?

>>798384
the gaki experiments are underrated gems

>>794995
moe~

Has anyone got the clip where the guy has to drink a pint of mints (or other powered type stuff) ? I love that one but can't seem to find it...

>>799357
She reminds me of an Asian Barbara Hershey

>>785456
Are you talking about America ?

>>786730
that... actually explains a lot.

>>804298
I know just enough japanese to know he's effectively going, "PLEASE, WTF, SOMEONE HELP!"

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>>789554
Some classic English lessons from Haromoni.

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>>804376

>>804376
what is this from?

>>804388
This:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xs0i0a_hello-morning-haromoni-academy-english-lesson-eng-sub_shortfilms

>>804392
thanks

>>798437
Yep. The sues ain't gonna pay themselves

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>>804376
>>804387

>>798378
what the fuck is this and why did I laugh so much

>>799357
Man I dislike that woman, she is always stuck up.

there must be more of these.

>>798383
I like his face that was like "Did I win?"

>>798306
I can't believe people do the "tripped over when being chased" cliche in real life

>>798115
>school uniform
>bare feet
delicious

>>798115
>You will never snatch the winner of a japanese school girl hallway race and keep her as your obedient geisha serving you benihanas for every meal.
Feels bad fam tbh

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>>804767

>>794642
It's ok, they probably ate them afterwards.

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>>799357

>>805279
Fuck I wanted it with sound.

>>786007
>"Dis shittu here is notta okayo"
I'ma be selling t-shirts with this phrase on okayo anon?

>>798378

Holy shit I can't stop laughing. Did not go where I expected after the first eight seconds.

>>804504
Tall guy's son spent five minutes telling him how much he loved him then ordered he receive a kick from muay thai fighter

>>805279
Source with sound?

>>798307
I bet that guy is Italian.

>>807162
the narrator said that

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>>805283
>>807106
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2oi0q2

>>807170
Thanks friend.

>>807169
I speaku no nippon

>>808786
>100 dollar shampoo and conditioner
Send help.

>>808786
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39ne9c

>>808852
Based anon.

please more :)

>>808786
Dam her English was spot on for a Japanese

>>809138
She's from Arizona.
http://stage48.net/wiki/index.php/Hirata_Rina

>>786730
>The scroll was made with the intention to highlight the political and social changes in Japan.
Wow, Japanese political comics are great

I was thinking of webming this, but I can't find any hard-subs.

https://youtu.be/fk-Gn3w2gt0

>>809267
Please no, that man is not funny in away way.

>>809269
I got a chuckle out of it, but to each there own.

>>786267
weebs think japan was always like they are today, a puppet that got assfucked by american culture and then fucked that up into some crazy ass nip shit

you can't have any interest in japanese history or culture today without being called a weaboo even though weebs invented some fucked up fantasy land out of it that is completely false to what the real thing was

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>>798126
If that's what you like, check out Nogieigo. It's a show about some Nogizaka46 idols learning (or, trying to learn) english, with help from AKB's Hillary:
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/user/akbg/search/nogieigo/1

>>809547
thanks, I'll check it out.
I guess it depends, cause >>789554
along with the extra was one of the funniest things I've seen recently, but >>804376
was awful and I turned it off after 5 minutes, the teacher is just like "yes, yes, very good" at everything even when they barely blurt out a word

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>>809550
That's because, in the Mechaike test specials, they aren't learning english. They take a surprise test on several subjects to see how well they do, and then they mock the most retarded answers.

You'll either laugh or cringe at Nogieigo due to how bad their english is, but in episode 4 and the coming episode 5, they interact with gaijin.

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>>809547
>you'll never be bullied by a high-test gaijin

>>804376
>>804387
its funny just like trying to learn polish but with cute girls

>>807170
Messing with retarded, cute idols: The TV-show

>>809226
Japs who speak good English are either army-brats or huge weeaboos from Clappistan who moved there.
There are of course people who genuinely study English or are like Kamiya.

>>809988
Goto Yuko's english is great, but she was majoring in english in college.

Sawashiro Miyuki's english is great too.

>>809991
Don't Japanese only learn English in High School and then they stop?
I also heard that they study grammar more than they practice speaking it.

>>809996
Did you study a foreign language (ie french) in school?

That's how all other countries study english. And how all other countries will be studying mandarin in a few years.

someone upload some takeshi's castle webms
best jap gameshow ever.

>>809998
>all other countries
I've learned English in school since elementary up until last year which is 14 years later.

>>804504
Downtown. They're a comedy group. They have weird games and punishments. They have a few recurring characters, such as the Thai fighter. who is very unpleasant to receive a kick from.

My personal favorite is 24 hour tag.

>>810519
>I like little naked boys

>>810519
Downtown is just the two older guys. The 24 hour no laughing guys are Gaki no Tsukai, which is a comedy group comprised of Downtown, Cocorico, and Yamasaki Hosei

>>798378
do you have the elite salt one ?

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>>810731

>>809231
The American standards for political comics aren't very high...

>>808883
Love this show

>>789430
I never got around to thanking you for this i downloaded all of this at a local mcdonalds for a week but i finally got all of them i dont have internet at home but i havent been able to stop watching this thank you so much you've brought me laughter when Ive been so depressed so thank you

>>805486
fucking so cute what is this?

>>811262
filename

>>810754
>>798378
I always find Hamada laughing no matter how cruel the joke hilarious.

>>809998
We won't be studying mandarin because the Chinese lack cultural creativity. Japan has a way higher cultural appeal then China.
China would have to export some kind of art to want people to learn their language. Art stems from free thought, not something China has a lot of.

>>810282
Well played.

>>781068
Is that some fucking insect in the pipe?

>>786050
Can't fucking wait for a time where they'll have this shit but with people actually dying.

>>811950
A cicada. Which is a pretty common staple of asian gastronomy.

The western media called it a cockroach and blew its lid though. There's a funny video of when it was shown on a peruvian news show: they were like "jesus, when did the 'honorable japanese' became like this? How could parents let their daughters do things like this? It's so degenerate!" followed right after by them showing people fucking in the streets of Peru, caught by CCTV.

why are they such degenerates?

>>812549
>tiny hands clapping

>>812521
>no fun allowed
you baka-gaijan kek

>>812390
Is he guessing which ones are men?

>This thread has made me start watching Idolshit

Oh no.

>>812943
Turn away now. Save yourself before its too late.

>>812953
I've already watched all of that NMB genin show, nothing stops this train.

I originally didn't get the appeal of idols, but if all they do is bully them on television i totally understand.

>>812955
>Geinin

Oh shit, you're in for it now. Welp, I guess I'll see you in /jp/ then anon.

>>812955
you should check out the mechaike specials next if you haven't already.

>>813222
Thanks I will. Yamada best girl.

>>813253
She certainly is... and you're too late. She graduated earlier this year.

But she had some screentime in the SKE48 shows called Ebisho and Ebi Calcio. While you're at it, watch the first one too, Ebi Friday.

>>813370
I know i was bummed when I saw that after finishing Geinin. i'm watching through some HKT Hyakkaten and thats pretty good.

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>>813253
good taste

This thread doesn't have enough j-idols being tortured and abused. That was an awesome thread....

>>813491
The one where the girl starts crying after getting her back stretched too far forward was good.

>>786566
My sides.

>>812742
>Is he guessing which ones are men?

they're all men. hes looking them over and has to rank them based on which ones he'd wanna have as a girl friend

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tfw you will never be a japanese comedian and be allowed to sexually harass women on national tv.

>>813548
God yeah. Japan has really cornered the market when it comes to banking on men's desire to see cute women punished and both reacting negatively to it but also enjoying it.

>>813657
Women in sports

>>785092
shit one of them looks like a coral snake that shit will kill you

>>813657
>implying she didn't get wet as fuck at KenKoba

>>813697
Red touch black, venom lack. Red touch yellow, kill a fellow.

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>>813390

>>811259
Thank YOU for this enthusiastic post. You convinced me to give it a try. I just watched the 5 hour prison game and I'm about to start the EDF game. It's phenomenal.

>>808883
I lost it when Matsumoto lost it at the end. this show is great.

>>804767
Closest thing I could find senpai:
Kojimako reenacting as an imouto that made omelette rice for onii-san that she likes.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k1BIwS868dGiHodmKS7&start=469

>>805497
Episode?

>>814393
Nvm, it's episode 12

>>810754
>>811435
What I love is Hosei's reactions to things. like his nodding while eating like "it's safe, it doesn't taste disgusting" and then his face when he realizes what's in the cakes.

>>809319
If you'd have any interest in japanese history though, you'd realise that they, just like any other civilisation, have always had things that we can consider eccentric. Hokusai doing an entire series of drawings of a guy trying to put out a candle by farting at it

>>814404
gaijans BTFO

>>814480
>getting the other women involved in torturing
Japan is truly a man's paradise.

>>814480
The oddest boner.

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>>781068

>>814673
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>>814480
flexibility-wise i've gone from the last girl to the prior girls in the last three years. jesus fuck, i can feel her pain, that is some fucked up shit. and she'll feel like crap the next day as well. over-stretching is really intense pain and can do some serious damage. what they do is purely for physical torture, not actual fitness. it's not even funny or entertaining to me...

>>814673
I am so embarrassed of my country.

>>809998
you're full of shit.

t. English teacher

>>813659
He would be tar and feathered if that happened in the US.

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remember this?

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>>814824
how could I forget? it's the best thing to ever come out of spiketv

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considering making a bunch of these now but not sure they belong in this thread

>>814883
New content is never bad. And except for the audio, it is a Japanese game show.

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>>814891
I think the problem is that there's so much content that isn't completely faithful to the thread topic that people won't like it or get sick of it very fast. I'll probably make some more but just won't flood the thread with it

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here's a spreadsheet of subbed akbingo, if you're watching in chronological order then watch 1ji 59fun & 0ji 59fun first
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo/edit#gid=0

>>814099
sauce on this 2cutie

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>>815121
Oshima Yuko

>>814863
My fucking flacid penis these American announcers are an actual pain to listen to. Much prefer the British Craig Charles announcing.

>>815130
there's something oddly cute about her teeth

>>815130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4srN8XVS8Kw

I remember watching a gook show called castle something, the german narrator was fucking GOAT

>>808879
>>808883
Which Gaki is this?

>>815763
Airport batsu

>>781068

The most powerful nation in the world dropping a nuclear bomb on you and facing no consequences will make you lose all self respect.

>>815709
Takeshi's castle

>>814824
I've always wondered, is this an actual Japanese game show with terrible dubs, or did they just hire a bunch of asian people to do this?

>>816075
it was a actual show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi's_Castle

>>>/tv/62425459

>>790575
that's pretty hot

>>785457
>>794642
fuck snakes. they dont have limbs they are like worms or eels

>>804767
pff ill keep the looser she cant run away that fast :^)

>>805486
What a dirty old man Japanese Rip Torn is.

>>813657
She's lucky it wasn't Hamada

Keep them coming. Best thread in weeks. These chinks are just hilarious.

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>>815148
Cant tell if you're serious (name dropping Craig Charlers) but to those unaware, MXC was a phony dub of the Japanese show Takeishis Castle where they gave all the hosts made-up personalities and all the contestants fake names / backgrounds and shoved in asinine commentary that could be very funny and clever

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>>816344
Also goofy dub aside, the contestants often eat shit harder than any other game show I've seen. A lot of the people seriously look like they get injured (clip not really an example)

>>785092
Who's the qt with the short hair

>>816696
I'm pretty sure it's Sayaka Isoyama

>>816392
The narration is my favourite part of MXC

>>785630
The Asian dude's reaction is funny

>>815316
it's her confidence despite the teeth that does it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pogaEuxkeY

>>804767
>benihanas

>>816064
so cute, yet so crude. this must be what love feels like

>>814404
>ii ketsu da ne
Oh god. I hadn't lost it 'til that hit.

>>814679
... you know that dude's a gold medalist in gymnastics, right?

If anyone knows what he's doing when it comes to stretching, it's him.

>>813652
Don't know if you noticed but those were all guys.

>>818215
>Look at all of those East European gold medallists - we should copy their gymnastics program
>Who cares if we have to physically and mentally destroy dozens of girls to find a winner
Just because it works for his purposes doesn't mean it's a good idea for everyone.

>>818235
only the two in the middle.

>>814480
More crying girls.

>>798386
WTF? Why?

>>785456
>"Dis shittu here is notta okayo"

christ im tearing up

>>795389
No it's fucking not.

>>813703
I always heard it as
>red touches black, you're okay Jack
Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow

>>798306
If we hadn't hinder evolution with social boundaries, these specimens would be eliminated so fucking fast
She could outrun an imminent threat for 3 steps, three goddamn steps

>>819053
*tips fedora*

>>819006
She took three steps while holding the ball, negro.

>>813548
Somebody post that please

>>819140
just keep stuffing your mouth fatso

>>819182

>>814480

>>819512
>>819517
>>819520
fucking shit! If I kill him do I get his job? Is that how it works there?

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>>813414
Man, this is so cute.
I just want to comfort her and get her some ice cream.

>>819580
But you never will, you weaboo cunt.

new thread please

since there's no new thread yet I'll post here
could anybody find this with subs? english or french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urFJYi3zbbA

>>819687

fuckin kek