Made In Japan commericals

>>1623431

"imagine yourself hooniii in the land of sweets, with coconut cream milkshakes!"

"Fuck you this is why dad left"

>>1623427
Fuck you, I came for laughs, not for feels. I can't be crying this early in the morning, I have shit to do.

>>1623474
The ad that beat Keyakizaka by itself.

>>1623420
>those two men at 0:30
oh christ that's some funny shit

This thread needs more Mr. Sparkle.

>>1623419
Japan's television is a lot more diverse than I ever would've expected.

>>1623415
still better choreography than kpop

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for some reason a lot of people don't like this cm

>>1623419
who knew japan would parody an aerobic championship opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRscYVvEFt8

>>1624626
exhaust fans.. what will they think of next

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>>1624628
Handrails.

>>1624637
Panasonic is one of the most down to earth companies on earth even all these years later, sasuga Japan

>>1624628
its an self-cleaning exhaust fan. don't have to worry about oil/grime buildup.

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Postan this classic

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Alcohol zero percent, you can feed it to the baby.

>>1624797
>a baby can no longer even have a drink
Our basic freedoms are being stripped one by one.

>>1623431

Is that Haruko?

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>>1625000
That's Kotoko Yamaga / 山賀琴子.

>>1623474
is there a joke only japanese and weeaboos understand?

>>1625513
The song is actually pretty catchy!!

>>1623463
lmao

>>1624937
Keroggu

>>1625356
Probably, most of japanese humor consist in playing with letters or words that sound the same

>>1624370
Heidi was high as fuck, i knew it!!!

>>1624696
Hulk Hogan??

>>1623415
The color looks great.

>>1624336
>for some reason a lot of people don't like this cm
They literally say let's cum in the cm.

>>1623286
>>1623296
What is about these commercials that makes me uncomfortable?

>>1623415
Why are they playing Popeye the Sailor Man?

>>1623420
I want to fuck that mouse.

>>1627151
Their childlike voices with adult faces and they seem to force a smile, so it't unnatural and creepy.

>>1626921
I have that sweater.

>>1623420
Those camera angles on the ladies was aesthetically pleasant

>>1623419
did they have to import the blacks?

>>1623420
can't tell what they are selling but i watched it 3 times

>>1623420
Obsessed with this commercial now. 0:08,0:16,0:36 Nanase Nishino0:10,0:28 Erika Ikuta0:27,0:59 Asuka Saito0:34,0:41 Rina Ikoma0:35,0:43,0:51 Mai Shiraishi

>>1624997
More like this, 30 seconds isnt enough

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>>1627469

Any particular post/repost requests?

>>1627513
Tommy Lee Jones my shit up senpai

>>1627527
>>1627528

Thanks for delivering

I could just watch Bill Murray's Lost in Translation

it's this thread in movie form

>>1627545
Waiting for the day when 4chan makes it into a commercial.

>>1627535
There's also one in the "sex life" thread

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>>1627545

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>>1627546

>>1627575
no qt waifu to get drunk with, why even live in America

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>>1627151

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>>1627577
And also out on the porch with a kotatsu.

>>1627608
Japanese winter,
so it's probably 45F

gotta suit up or die of the Japanese cold

>>1623420
portatil computer "mouse"

man i never heard j electro swing
that was some good stuff

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>>1627612
Sometimes it snows, though. That's when you sit in a tent indoors.

>>1625356
it's probably how the guy says the name

most of japanese words they pronunce them with a "u" at the end.

so the nip girl says "it's not vivian"
"it's vi-vi-anu"

>>1623431
What's up with japan and it's love for melons

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>>1627637
All over the world loves melons.

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>video posted on 3/31/2017

>>1623420
The hem of the dresses is hypnotizing.

>>1627635
>most of japanese words they pronunce them with a "u" at the end.
That doesn't make sense.

"N" is one of few consonants Japanese has, so a word ending in N wouldn't have a u after it.

>>1627673
Is this a bubble wrap commercial, or a commercial for popping bubble wrap, or a commercial for google?

>>1627835
March 31st here is April 1st there.

>>1627467
no they just borrowed them from the zoo

>>1627527
>>1627528
>>1627544
>>1627545
These are way funnier than they have any right being.

What's with Tommy Lee Jones being in Japanese commercials, though?

>>1623420
electro swing + waifus = perfect ad

>>1625006
TFW no wife

>>1628086
IRL weeaboo. He has visited japan in the past and says as much in interviews. there are several pics floating around of him on vacation in Nara, Kyoto, etc.

>>1627872
do they celebrate april fools there?

>>1628360
They acknowledged it's existence in kirino mosaic so probably.

>>1628360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2x8c-RFGnA

>画面はエイプリルフール2017のものです
Google Translate takes that to
>The screen is for April Fools 2017

So yeah, it's an official day that companies over there do too.

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Japanese banking

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>>1624370
This is the second time I've seen this encoded weirdly.

>>1624372
those japs sure love that aerobics video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV1hXHWdZ_I

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They take their KFC seriously in Japan.

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I like they way they've got a really specific, awkwardly positioned bite these people have to take out of the chicken.

Dear Japanese Cakes, marry me and we can eat KFC every day

-Sincerely, lonely Anon

>>1632227
Is that fucking Jennifer Connelly? Whoa. How weird.

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>The surface of potato is crisply and the inside is so flaky.
>This potato has a good reputation.
>It is so delicious!!
>I like it.

>>1623415
>The one non-Asian is a black man
REEEE WHY CAN'T I IGNORE IT ANYMORE

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>>1632227
>Prime Jennifer Connelly speaking Japanese
Jesus Fucking Christ I need a minute.

>>1633332
It makes sense in context. The white dog is his father.

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>>1633346

>>1629523
>javascript:quote('1629523');

what song is this

>>1624696
Now this is the shit that i wanted to see!

>>1624668
take out mesh like once a year(more like once every 5 years) and boil it in water

>>1626019
American channel

>>1623420
hehe, just further proof that japs are on another level

>>1624370
man, japan looks comfy as fuuuck

>>1623284
>tfw engineer in non-engineer job
this hit hard...

>>1631571
kek

>>1633350
is that fucking Atelier music?

>>1623474
what are they advertising?

>>1626921
That's cute. Is that a movie?

>>1635365
Xylitol White, a chewing gum.

>>1635367
Just a commercial for fashion-brand handbags.

>>1635369
What's with the Vivian?

anyone got the leon the professional blue jew commercials?

>>1635354
Nah, its a simon and garfunkel song

>>1631571
wow now thats a kek

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Anyone got the commercial at the beginning of this?

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>>1636246

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>>1627146

>>1627979
dame desu

>>1636585
what a ride

>>1636522
thanks senpai

>>1624937
This thread has taught me that Japan really likes jingles like you'd hear in 60's America and these weird circular graphs where it's a bunch of different shit charted from the center and it makes a weird shape

>>1635224
As a NEET i'd love to get into engineering, what are you in?

>>1624696
Tiny Toon Adventures was a thing in Japan?

>>1625094
>watch on right hand
Don't tell me this is a Japanese thing

>>1637454
lots of western cartoons get shown in Japan dude

>>1637468
God bless America

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>>1637468
ズートピアはいいぞ。

>>1627091
sheet if the american into it you know that shit selling in jap land

>>1627587
>all ova da prace
kek

>>1623427
This triggers the feminist

>>1627527
Jones-san is much more moe than the squeaky bitch.

>>1627091
holy fuck that girl is beautiful

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There's a few more ads in this set.

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For whatever reason, the official Marukome Youtube channel adds separate English-subtitled versions of them after they post the Japanese originals. They're not fansubbed.

>>1630248
i still to get around to watching this movie

anyone got the Kamen Rider Fruit Gummy commercials?

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>>1637879
Yuko Araki.

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>>1637914

>>1637918
thanks senpai

>>1623286
Even their commercial models/actors have busted ass teeth. Wtf Japan, are you that jealous that the brits chose to conquer the chinks that you have to steal their dental look?

>>1637932
But they make the look kawaii.

>>1637921
thanks, you got either of the Gaim or Drive ones, also have we had one for EX-Aid yet?

>>1637932
America and to a lesser degree South Korea are pretty much the only countries that make a huge fuss about cosmetic dentistry, rest of the world doesn't really care much if your teeth are crooked as long it doesn't cause health complications

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>>1637946
I don't know things about Kamen Rider but I'm assuming these are them.

>>1637954
>>1637956
>>1637958
thanks and I'd say Kamen Rider is definitely worth watching

>>1637932
it's fucking kawaii you retarded fuck

>>1633433
Manlets, when will they learn.

>>1637963
It's a nice distraction and better than most gacha games but I'd rather play real FE.

>>1625336
>are ya winning, son?

>>1638139
I'm mostly just looking forward to the scene when he realizes his son is the catgirl.

>>1631571
I don't get it.

>>1638217
"Pan" is "bread".

>>1638350
Cute

>>1624322
Hey look it's the guy from Terrace House

>>1623420
This plays on repeat in Akibahara. Its on one of the big screens at a crossing.

>>1627495
idk why they need so many people, i could do all that

>>1638219
日本語が上手ですね

>>1637882
>>1637884
>>1637892
>>1637893

Jesus christ these are worse than those Thai insurance ads, I'm fucking dying.

>>1637932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaeba

>>1635376
>What's with the Vivian?
http://stage48.net/wiki/index.php/Murakawa_Vivian

>>1637892
>2 daughters travel unaccompanied to meet their father
>Father speaks to a female voice who evidently sent his daughters to him
>Adult female apparently unknown to the daughters and living with father while he's away on assignment
She's his away from home piece of ass or am I missing something?

>>1638217
>'Natto-ty'
>Salty
>'Fish-ty'
>Fruity
>PanXX - whoops, can't say that in a Christian advertisement!
They're doing a pun on all the foods you can enjoy their tea with.

>>1639179
It's going back and forth between when the kids are back home with mom learning how to cook and when they're visiting dad actually doing the cooking.

>>1636179
luv u pamyu pamyu <3

>>1624937
What is on the toast?

>>1639189
Butter and jelly?

>>1624997
T H I N N
Now this is what I'm talking about.

>>1623420
>Mouse Mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtHugtXVWlI

>>1623420
The making of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzyTOT-oDI

>>1638734
Now I see. Thanks.

>>1625327
They got the same artist from wikihow

>>1638565
You're hired

>>1629526
>ywn eat chicken with a japanese twink
Western advertising needs to step up their game.

>>1637905
movie name?

>>1639661
君の名は。

>>1630164
fuck, that looks pretty good

>>1633346
yes thank you it all makes sense now how could I have been so foolish

>>1625336
>console pleb

>>1625327
how high are Japanese hoops off the ground?

eight feet?

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>>1639773
I think the usual height.

>>1639776
but that's like 3 times the height of a Japanese girl

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>>1639777
Which is why they generally rely on throwing the ball at the hoop rather than performing monster slams.

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>>1639789

>>1639788
their not fucking trying hard enough!

>>1627593
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!

>>1623283
Seen the most of em 6 y ago, i know- But stil nontheless some 'clever' marketing tricks in these ads i'll say

> will let the rest of viewers be the judge of their own opinion of what they watch
----

>>1623284
Feel the exact same

[Also, this person is an Awesome IRL-Celeb]

>>1623463
"No! This is why i left them!"

Imagining is easy, creating something with your own mind - take's effort

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>>1639797
I've been waiting to see if they make a sequel commercial that will actually follow through on that. So far all that Nissin's released in the meantime is this, which is just Hiroshi Fujioka and not Segata Sanshiro specifically.

>>1628086
Lot's of Hollywood actors does commercials outside the US, because they want the money, but don't want their core audience to witness it.

Search around Youtube and you'll find tons of A-list actors doing foreign commercials.

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>>1639812
Well, all that they've released for the Yakisoba U.F.O. brand, at least. They still have fun with other commercials too.

>>1625513

fucking love that small companies do actual tv ads over there

>>1639610
Wait, what.

>>1638677

this what the fuck man why did they make these

>>1639879
Apparently it's a Buddhist all-girl high school.

>>1639884
Because it's natsukashii comfort food.

>>1639885
What are the marbles though? I thought they were representing tears at first, then they show up on the tennis court but I guess sweat makes sense there, then they're just sort of streaming out of the hallway at full pressure. Is it just genki highschool feelings?

>>1639888
If Google Translate's close enough, here's what I got out of it.

>It's easy to laugh alone alone.
>But here, like everyone, there are companions who cry together.
>Everyone makes me stronger for everyone.

>>1639899
Well this just raises further questions.

>>1639888
I figured the tennis marbles still represented tears, but like, "We lost our shot into the nationals" tears

>>1639944
This is how I imagine every Japanese High School.

please tell me someone has the Mc'Donald ones

>>1626019
That burger somehow looked better than the American commercials.

I wish I had a good burger place where I live

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>>1639992
Any McDonalds ones in particular?

>>1639789
Is that Mizuki Yamamoto?

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>>1640437
Nanase Nishino.

>>1623427
come on man I just wanted to watch pretty Japanese women drinking Coca-Cola, now I'm crying myself to sleep for the second time this week

/r/ some Carl's Jr.

>>1635559
nope... "el condor pasa" from peru

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>>1639573
The even got the Kohl eyeliner down. :lol

>>1637465
Probably so it'd look less awkward when he went through the ticket barrier. Although I wouldn't be surprised if people started wearing watches like that if they're actually using them for that.

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>>1640763

>>1623420
This just plays nonstop in Akiba in some stores. All day everyday, I wonder how the japanese people working there stands it.

>>1641314
It takes a certain sort to work in Akihabara. They probably tolerate it well enough, with just a dash of shou ga nai.

>>1634762
I have a pal stationed in japan and he says it's the best country he ever lived in. I'm envious as I don't even know what I want to do with my life and he's all happy there with his R32 GTR.

>>1641314
well I've got it on loop since it was posted
it's enjoyable

>>1641428
And it's got catchy lyrics.

>マウス マウス パソコンマウス
>国内生産してマウス きちんと手作りしてマウス
>マウス マウス パソコン買うなら~
>
>マウス マウス パソコンマウス
>24時間サポートしてマウス 深夜2時でも待ってマウス
>マウス マウス パソコン買うなら~

>>1641308
carls jr looks like some classy shit in japan

>>1641452
Considering they only have a total of two locations in the entire country (assuming their website is up-to-date), they can afford to pay attention to each store.

>>1623474
She looks like a female Hamada

>>1641484
it's hamada with a wig

anyone got the eva one with the two guys eating? or the anime gum one? or any more stuff with good dancing/music?

>>1641376
nakamura what are you doing there

>>1639944
sauce?

>>1633346
ah i understand (doesn't understand at all)

>>1623419
what's with all the bulges?

>>1625356
it's a japanese thing, whenever they encounter a foreigner they pester you trying to either show off their english skills or improve them

>>1627590
>jedi council
>darth vader
>death star
niggawat

>>1627666
fun fact: melons are technically a cucumber

>>1642105
no theyre both part of the Cucumis genus
your statement is a childish generalization

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>>1641942
Got the Eva one. Good dancing is subjective, though.

>>1642026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW465AdwZt8

From the official Otsuka channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/otsukaseiyaku/videos

Here's another older dance that's a bit too long to properly webm in decent 4MB quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuOGGfCOVo

>>1642043
Large-sized versions of the gummies.

>>1642050
cute...

>>1623427
I'm still never having kids

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>>1642478
But then who will stop you from falling off a short stool?

>>1642119
according to the CDC melons are cucumbers

>>1639944
the best

>>1639820
What's that Bill Murray movie with scarlet jewhanson in Japan

>>1642907
Lost in Translation.

>>1642779
why would the center for disease control have any say in it?

>>1633341
I'd take the stereo as well.

>>1633326
>curly potato wedges
Japanese KFC a best

>>1625665
you mean puns

>>1633350
shinji kagawa?

>>1627187
It's the uncanny valley

>>1634668
lmao

>>1643383
buy 15 get 1 free. what a deal.

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>>1627495
/g/ here
>pushing the drive bay instead of pushing the button to close

Bump limit, any further requests?

>>1635313
Sauce senpai?

>>1633673
YEAH THAT'LL TEACH IT

>>1624667
i wouldnt go looking for truth in commercials

>>1635313
エッチ服

>>1643148
why would the supreme court have any say in whether the pizza is a vegetable or not?

>>1645950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nKWfEFZ1HY

https://www.youtube.com/user/UNIQLO/videos

>>1642162
it seems those are supposed to be Shinji and Kaworu

>>1627527
This is how an average Japanese views Akiba Maid cafes

>>1627528
It appears the guys Tommy's working with are from Seibu Keisatsu, a very popular over the top TV sow about cops
>>1628277
That's not being a weeaboo

>>1637945
Goddamit that singing is so bad it's almost blasphempous

>>1633433
>Trump
>Callifornia

>>1647413
I thought it was Taiyō ni Hoero. They had some of the same actors.

http://www.oricon.co.jp/news/67008/full/

>>1636585
I have never seen a commercial this good.

>>1624336
lol good times

>>1625006
you expect me to believe she dresses like a slob and yet took the ice cubes out of their trays, put them in a separate glass, then transferred them to the other two glasses with special ice tongs?!

>>1626019
>new anchor cums

>>1627604
hoo boy there's a lot going on in that ad

>>1633326
whoa there's a japanese colonel too??

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>>1648472
No, they just borrow our Colonel, because he says "It's finger lickin' good" in English on the box.

>>1642098
cell phones in the future can call different timelines

>>1648704
Jed-Ai finds a way.

>>1642162
>hell yeah, I have the power of god

>>1649248
Dammit, Beat Takeshi, Sawabe and dude who molests Himuro in his faggot pranks. Stop promoting degenerancy.

>>1649525
Bump limit was hit three days ago. Luckily, someone made a sequel thread.

>>1649299

>>1649533
Thanks, didn't see that.

>>1627637
And specifically fucking cantaloupes. You've never lived until you see a Japanese exchange student be floored at all the cantaloupes for dirt cheap at a Wal-Mart and then get really angry when you tell them that they're basically trash melons to us.

IIRC, to the Japanese, they're the equivalent to "exotic" fruits like dragonfruit and star fruit are to us in Burgerland.

>>1625356
The joke is that he's French.

She thinks that he's introducing himself instead of saying that he's blocked so she stops to do the standard "Hi, I'm X, how are you?" language exercise thing and then thinks he's saying Vivian without an ending consonant because of his French accent.

>>1649739
Japan is probably the only country that has a concept of giving luxury melons as gifts, and the really expensive ones are grown to be meticulously tended and nurtured and shaped to be flawless gift fruits. Maybe the quality of those raises the value of all melons. Or maybe they just don't grow all that many of them in-country and import fruits are expensive.

>>1624937
that Keroggu cereal looks delicious as fuck

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>>1623427

I Cried

>>1627542

Bad ass!