I found an old folder full of telemarket gif. Contribute

>>1611123
fucking lost

>>1611175
to be honest cling film is annoying as hell

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>>1611115

>>1611163
holy fuck

>>1611143
Why not just use a hammer?

>>1611107
What the fuck is he even trying to do?

>>1611597
this bothers me

>>1611140
Thi...This has happened to me before.

>>1611157
she didn´t even spill anything

>>1611158
I just hate it when that happens

>>1611107
I like how he was actually cutting through.

>>1611189
I don't even understand what this is.

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I've just spent some minutes watching and laughing out loud at every gif in this thread individually. I haven't done that in a long time...

I love how unsapiens telemarketing makes homo look. Just amazing.

Nothing to contribute, unfortunately. So, here are some fun stats.

Thank you for this thread

>>1611103
well shit, that is easy to install

>>1611123
Oh god I forgot I was a vampire!

>>1611858
They're just a strictly pepsi household

>>1611152
>follow your dreams

Lmao, thanks OP

Nothing to contribute but I laughed at most of these
Thanks OP

>>1614789
>only 40%

What

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dumping some of my own

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last one from me

>>1611180
Fucking lost

>>1615894
Are you fucking serious

>>1611191
haemorrhoids.gif

>>1615839
holy shit it's actually real

>>1615756
im sure using a belt to bind her hands or tie them to the bed counts and who hasnt tried that

>>1611189
"damnit guys, stop replacing my shit with cardboard"

>>1615829
>buys a clapper light from infomercial
>wakes up the baby
>buys a regular lamp from another infomercial
>has to get up to turn it on
>buys a the clapper light again
>cycle repeats

>>1611096
What the fuck is she trying to do?
Separate a yolk in a pan with a spatula and spoon?
This isn't just regular "as seen on tv" stupidity, it's beyond retardation.

>>1611166
The hand soap one actually looks believable.

>>1611185
Reminder that milk is now a white nationalist hate symbol.

>>1615893
It sure activated something.

>>1615839
what's that suppose to be?

>>1616303
https://youtu.be/ncjYnLgxyCI

>>1615819
Like my dad once said to me: "You're holding that hammer like a nun holds a dick"

>>1615905
>Der Dateiname

>>1616829
go kill yourself

>>1611173

Okay, now this one just makes me feel bad for old people.

>>1611187

Holy shit, that's some watery-ass spaghetti sauce.

>>1611090
This is way funnier than the YLYL threads. Thanks OP

>>1611152
>tai bwo wannai trio

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>>1611597

>>1620102
11/10

Lost.

>>1615830
wtf is this?

>>1611145
Shit's fucking dangerous. Those things, if made of aluminum, can cut damn well.

>>1616174
The most disconcerting thing about your post is that it's entirely possible that has actually happened with someone.

>>1620545
ab roller. go ask /fitlit/

>>1616253
the dish soap one has happened to be before but that's because I have the motor skills of a brick.

>>1615846
Can someone write '4 Lyfe' under the logo?

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That last cut upsets me so much.

>>1620691
Why not eat that shit as a salad in the first place?

>>1616207
I assume it was a non-stick pan that lets you slide the fried egg right onto the plate rather than having to use a spatula

>>1611170
this happens to me all the fucking time

>>1611169
Not quite that extreme, but I've done this

>>1611139
shit.... reminds me of when i lost my virginity, more or less

>>1613708
didn't expect that

>>1611090
Cant imagine anything more murican than telemarket advertisements.

>>1620728
>streams
>not steams

You done fucked up.

>>1615842
DON'T CROSS THE STEAMS

>>1611112
I love how he just super slams down onto that chair, like someone with a tray full of food would actually do.

>>1620560
Yeah, you know how many measuring tape related accidents happen in the world a year? like 0,000000001%. That shit is scary.

>>1611177
I have a friend whose house looks like this. There's shit expired in 2007

>>1611179
wtf! She just fucking hammered the wall for no reason

>telemarket gif

>>1611191
this made me spit on my monitor

thanks a lot

>>1620715
I rubbed my eyes after cutting habaneros once

...once

>>1611170
This is actually a legit problem.

>>1620749
Well, if that percentage happens to be you, shit's painful.

>>1620713
>>1620806
Run your spoon through warm water

>>1620708

yeah, the egg they use in the shot is raw. The pan is obviously cold. It's exceptionally retarded, even for an infomercial

>>1620589
>ask /fitlit/
kek that was fast

>>1611090
>telemarket
All this happened over the phone, eh?

>>1611179
I love how she looks at the hammer like "Oh my god, did I forget to set it to drywall again?"

>>1620102
was hoping for this one

>>1611157
I remember this one having an edit where he beats her later

>>1615893
if this was skechers they get sued over lying about this, it doesn't do shit

>>1615894
If you attached that to my dog she would rip it off in a heart beat

>>1620715
Jesus christ

>>1611201
I remember this
>these flashlights are really inconvenient, let's buy a head-strapped one
>instead of fucking turning on the lamp in the room

>>1614789
Videos like these are dumb, with arbitrary statistics to make a gray area look black and white.

>>1620946
>let me get my fat ass off the couch to heat up my spoon while trying to eat from the tub of ice cream

>>1620715
why not post the full version where she blinds all her kids and herself?

>>1611163

this one needs a splooge edit

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>>1621410
The only version I have is a meme

>>1620691
>cutting a sandwich sure is easy
>oh shit, i was supposed to screw it up
>good enough

>>1621410
I feel like the full version takes the joke further than it deserves. The acting is also much worse after the cut.

>>1611148
I just pt spackle over printer paper and call that sheetrock what?

>>1621390
If it takes to long to heat up with warm water you can always throw it in the microwave for 30 seconds, should heat it right up.

>>1620732
Youuuu

>>1614789
>only 11% of women have had a same sex experience
>ONLY 20% of women have been rammed in from both ends at once

women are whores

>>1611100
Anyone have the one with the explosion?

>>1622915
yes I was thinking the same fucking thing, taking into account there are like almost 8 billion people and half of those are cunts, 20% is a huge fucking number of females taking dick in the ass and pussy at the same time, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??

>ONLY 20%
>ONLY
fucking whores they prettend to be pure and innocent and call us pigs at any chance they have.

>>1620712
Cut out the middleman

>>1620566
this happens to me and my bitch of a wife every two weeks. I hate my fucking baby.

>>1611179
If only i knew moderation

>>1611721
>>1611911
>he
>those nails
Must be a fag, then.

>>1611111
Holy shit, nice quads

>>1611123
oh hey, is that the sun? OH NO THAT'S THE SUN

>>1611139
Anyone have the subtitled edit?

>>1611158
oh god the smell...

>>1611178
voldemort

>>1621246
It's for suvivalists and doomsday preppers tho

>>1616360
lel

>>1623039
Clever.

>>1620803
I've drank a habanero beer

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>>1620712

Thanks for the dump OP

nuggets!!!

>>1623265
You meant quints, right?

>>1615838
It's a stupid commercial but that part makes sense, he tries to dull the edge and then cuts a tomato effortlessly.

>>1620732
HAHAHAHAHA

Good one!

>>1615851
It's a plumbus!

>>1616276
kek

>>1622971
>>1622915
I thought this was sarcastic? I mean female orgasm? And all the other statistics are kinda high, they try to prove that sex isn't like porn but one in ten women seems to be down for everything...

>>1616861
Well most of this products are for the elderly, but they get 30 somethings to be stupid for the camera.

>>1613727
trying to upload a physical picture to the internet.

>>1615845
Who eat a hot dog like it's corn?

>>1611111

Dinner at Michael Fox house?

>>1611128
me irl

>>1611152
getting ready for being blacked

>>1611179
>American houses

>>1621900
knallerfrauen are fucking awesome

>>1611147
Nvidia????

>>1615844
When you are so sedentary that walking down stairs is an athletic challenge.

>>1621132
you don't say.

>>1620749
What a fuckin measurement, Anon
Weeeww laddy

>>1620946
or buy proper spoons

>>1622437
I hope you mean "stick the ice cream in the microwave" otherwise you'll end up with either lighting in your microwave or a small explosion in your tub of ice cream

>>1611189
Isn't that Sarah from imgur

>>1611123
>OHSHITFORGOTVAMPIRISM.gif

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>>1620102

>>1611103
yeah, kids like you see that and think that can't work but back in the days (not even that old, 2006) these mini CD's were pretty popular and would work just fine while using them just like in the gif

>>1615852

this is fucking great

>>1623798
No, just the spoon.

>>1611141
[sexual innuendo]

>>1620721
all dirty and hungry?

>>1620713
>>1620806
if only there was a spoon that was designed to scoop out icecream!

>>1621437
oh its been out there for years

>>1623374
oh fuck I hadn't noticed

>>1620806
Microwave the spoon bro

>>1615883
I'm impressed that the trajectories line up between the two shots.

>>1620706
YOU CANT HOLD A SALAD IN YOUR HANDS AND EAT EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR OF IT IN ONE FUCKING BITE THATS WHY

>>1623039
wp

>>1611185
>the white mans opression starts at an early age, when a young black child goes to pour his own damn milk on the cereal and by the evil that is the white man and his symbol of hatred towards the black child he made the milk damn to heavy for this little negro to lift to fill his breakfast ball, milk is white, it represents the white mans, the heaviness of the bottle too symbolises the white man but the weight is his strength over us, its simple we must kill the white man

niggalogic101

>>1611132
Does he have a spine on his skull

Why the fuck is it so pointy

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen
and i liberated belsen

>>1620803
I jerked it once after making a batch of habanero hot sauce and my dick was tingly for the rest of the day.

It was... not entirely unpleasant.

>>1620970
Just stop buying the clapper.

>>1620713
>>1620806
There has to be a better way!

>>1611191
>HULL INTEGRITY AT 15%
>EJECT THE CORE

>>1615818
for a shitty child this actually doesn't seem like a bad idea, assuming it's easy to get the bib part on and it's got like, a velcro release or something so the little fucker doesn't get strangled to death.

>>1622971
honestly i bet whatever statistic they're using just includes any threesome regardless of whether there's vaginal/anal DP involved, or even a dude at all, but that imagery was just the first thing they thought of. i mean hell, i bet <20% of PORN threesomes don't have anal/vaginal DP

>>1611177
>The spice must- actually, fuck that. This shit is staying right here in my kitchen, rotting in the drawers with misplaced tools and Red Lobster coupons.

>>1620712
Every time this gif is played/looped, Ronnie sheds a tear.

>>1623528
>from penetration alone
clits need love too

>>1611820
>>1616253
>>1620719
>>1620713
>>1620806
>>1611470
>>1611881
Then do I have the product for you!

I watched the thread while listening to https://youtu.be/88SOwK7Ocsk
p epic desu.

>>1623888
>Implying you could just fuck them in any old way
The indent in the tray is specifically for them.

>>1611173
Are you even trying grandma?

>>1611183
Why don't you just hold your plate above the sauce pan?

>>1611147
>EEEARTHQUAAAKEEE

>>1611173
The headsmack
>Fuck my parkinsons is acting up again

>>1611184
love how he doesn't even try and just blatantly tilts his drink

>>1620713
microwave the spoon for 20 seconds

So do these still occur? I wan't to get paid to intentionally act like a retard.

I like to imagine that these are all glimpses into an alternate universe where infomercial struggles are just another part of everyday life.

>>1611123
Someone post the reverse one.

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>>1631704
Ironically, with the advent of online shopping most of the work moved back from talkies to still pictures.

Stock photos are where the big bucks are now

>>1623039
I don't get it :^\

>>1623627
You have to be 18 to post on this website.

>>1611721
Sharpening her doorstop on a stale loaf of bread.

>>1611136
Is this not how you're supposed to use one of those?

>>1623327
Why not 57?

>>1611180
>microwaving salmon
heretics

>>1631672
you wouldn't have to hold it above the pan if you had the all new NINJA SAUCE SCOOP REVITALISER MAX

>>1615904
Her hair actually looks pretty nice. I'm not sure why that's considered "a bad hair day".

>>1615893
Helps activate your almonds

>>1632763
I love these hair care or skin care or whatever care comercials where the people they are showing are the ones that don't actually need it.

>>1621390
And that tub of ice cream just teleported to your couch or what?

>>1632851
I have a mini fridge with snacks and beer right next to my sofa.

>>1633377
>Gibbons: The Fall of Rome

>>1632416
You madman!

>>1632356
so then get the fuck out of here you underage cuckold

>>1615839
I thought it was a ninja piss tube.

>>1632416
kek

>>1633914
It is

>>1623798
>he thinks a spoon in the microwave will fuck shit up
kek

>>1615888
WHO THE HELL NEEDS THAT MANY CHOPPED POTATOES?

>>1614789
>say they won't take a hot load.
women don't say what they do.

>>1616107
it also says 40% did anal

>>1635423
I think you mean.. WHO DOESN'T!

>>1629467
God bless Ronnie

great thread

>>1620560
You sure they are aluminium? Seems fucking stupid when you have thousand types of flexible steels

>>1615891
>4chan

>>1623888
It's a parody. The infomercial is for the internet CD-ROM

>>1611141
I like that they're using pepsodent. I Used to buy that for $.40 a tube at the PX.

>>1635378
Why is her vacuum producing nuclear waste?

>>1632779
post underrated

>>1614789
https://youtu.be/gl4cCCDqOyE?t=1m16s

>>1623801
yeah it is, i'd recognize that office anywhere

>>1635393
true a spoon may not do anything (unlike a fork that will charge and arc) but living the life I live I don't want to add more risks. Obesity is a real killer.

>>1616264
Sure, and putting chocolate on milk represents white genocyde.
And nesquik represents gayness.

>>1632349
If you eat that shit you'll poop it out, cut out the middleman and skip the eating step.

>>1611470
>cut off a sheet to cover something sitting on the counter
>have to keep your elbows up to prevent it from sticking to your forearms
>can't make sudden movements or it somehow flips up and sticks to itself
>good fucking luck peeling it back without crumpling it
Satan's saran wrap strike without warning and without mercy

>>1611470
>>1636453
Apparently in Japan they have cling film that doesn't stick to itself.

>>1635768
The vacuums always produce nuclear waste.
But I have a product for you for that!

>>1637399
That's so fucking stupid.

>>1611189
Wtf is her problem

>>1620008
kek. hated them spear-chucking, natives.

>>1636453
you use your mouth to hold the bottom end

but honestly your doing it wrong.. take the roll to the food or the food to the roll

>>1614789
>lies, damned lies, and statistics

>>1615901
What?

>>1615842
JUSTCLIMBTHEFUCKINGTOWERSENPAI.gif

>>1615901
>from the Trump Shopping Network

>>1611123
>NNNNAAAANIIIII?!?!!!
>BAKANA!
>KONO DIO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1611141
>you squeeze
>you roll
>you press
>now you bathroom looks a mess!
This commercial ingrained itself into my mind years and years ago

>>1626250
You've never seen me eat a salad :3

>>1638839

Kill. Your. Self.

>>1628495
made me choke

>>1611139
>"U talkin to me?"
>"I'LL FUCK YOU UP M8"

>>1611178
God, I hate when the whore looks directly into the camera

Ruining my fucking orgasm, breaking the fourth wall

>>1611136
This is actually a real problem, don't wear your nicest clothes when operating such a device.

>>1611141
Maybe they used the same guy for that MSI how to video

>>1611140
Looks like he slit his wrist trying to open it

>>1611185
Why do i have the feeling this isn't even from a commercial and is just someone filming their kid

>>1611096
that egg looks a little under cooked to me

>>1623888
>these mini CD's were pretty popular
the first time i saw a mini cd was when the gamecube came out...

>>1611139
>tfw you forget gravity exists

>>1611152
>WhyAnalDoesn'tWork.gif

>>1611180
i would do the same thing

>>1621900
That mom looks like she's trying really hard not to laugh

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>>1620712
>>1623327
Fresh OC

>>1611132
why can't i
hold all of these boxes

>>1611721
The commercial was making a metaphor saying that cutting bread with dull knives feels like cutting bread with a doorstop.

>>1616360
savage dad

>>1643479
Does this device also makes you gradually black?