More Japanese Commercials

>>1545258
THICC

>>1545261
I don;t know why but I love that ending point/drink scene.

>>1545373
Ayyy that was pretty good

>>1545339
why is the default volume for children in japanese commercials set to 11?

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>>1545403
Because they're lovin' it.

>>1545412
>>1545339

is it wrong that I always hear them saying "having sex" in the beginning?

>>1545325
She hasn't shit for EIGHT DAYS?

>● Indications
>Constipation, relief of the following symptoms accompanying constipation: weight of the head, hot flashes, skin irritation, blowjobs, anorexia (loss of appetite), abdominal distension, intestinal abnormal fermentation, hemorrhoids

Uh

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>>1545624
http://jisho.org/search/吹出物

It was supposed to be "acne". I have no idea how it got from here to there, but something's definitely going odd with Google Translate. Pulling out and translating the sentence by itself gives that reading, but just putting in one extraneous comma throws it all off. I guess someone gave Google a suggested better translation for that entire phrase and they went with it without someone actually looking at it closely.

>>1545317

The guy's the one from those Batsu games, right?

>>1545676
Yeah.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitoshi_Matsumoto

>>1545325
Why is there a new driver symbol ?
Or what we call jdm symbol

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>>1545373
Bit better quality.

>>1545671
Google translate switched to a neural network recently. Apparently most of the time it's better than the huge database of rules they'd previously built up, but it does do some weird shit sometimes.

>>1545501
They're saying "happi setto" which is what they call a happy meal in Nipland.

>>1545253

>>Canada Dry
>>vaguely looks like Trudeau

I'm dead.

>>1545376

I want that old guy to teach me about life.

>>1545537

Dafuq did I just watch? And fuck those girls are still hot after 12 fucking years.

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>>1545731
It's the Japanese remake of our Snickers ads.

Also I don't know if they're still hot, that commercial was shot around four years ago.

>>1545255
Is that the PONPONPON girl?

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>>1545501

>>1545251
Thats the pineapple pen guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

>>1545258
... I'm really glad two nukes was enough

>>1545792
DO NOT BRING THAT SHIT HERE.

>>1545255
lol I like the ones like these

>>1545412
this feels like a parody jesus christ

>>1545466
sounds like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FjkzDA3KYY

>>1545255
The backup dancer to the singer's immediate left is pretty sturdily built…

>>1545412
This one makes me feel like the ad company forgot about the deadline until lunchtime the day before, so they just ran home and filmed some crew member's kids.

>>1545731
>You're not you when you're hungry
The two dudes were acting like bitches until Snickers sated their appetites.

>>1545537
>>1545923
why were they russian though?

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>>1545930
Because they were late.

>>1545930
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.A.T.u.

>>1545537
my sides are in orbit, top KEK

>>1545847
I'm really glad Jamal rapes your mother every night...

>>1545915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMdjJ3w9iM

Much better than tht hag you posted.

>>1546287
Oh god, my childhood... my fucking... childhood

>>1545729
He'll just make you kill all your friends.

anyone have the mouse computer ad one?

>>1546882
It's still unexpired in the last thread. >>1532268

Should archive at some point over the next few days, but it'll be around for a bit longer.

>>1545937
>>1545940
Makes me want a mashaku bar or whatever

>>1547321
Where's Tiger Mask

>>1547336
I clicked on every "Match Lineup" link on this page and he's in each of them.

http://www.njpw1972.com/schedule/

>>1547215
>Illustrating the dog's asshole
This is why I keep coming back to these threads

>>1545378
oh hey its mr leader in every japanese yakuza movie man!

>>1546879
I thought I recognized that voice. Thanks for the reminder.

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>>1545537
But are the two guys actually in a relationship? I MUST KNOW

>>1547858
They're twins.

>>1547010
if anyone is wondering that's a kpop group called Twice

Will anything ever surpass the Boss commercials?
Have they stopped making new ones?
They're just too memorable

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>>1547933
Over 10 years into the ad campaign and they're still in production. This one was just released two weeks ago.

>>1545373
>that heidi scene
lold

>>1545729
watch Battle royale then

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>>1547989
The Heidi thing is a full set of ads.

>>1547610
BRACKED - ARU

>>1545252
this is sao paulo, brazil

would you kindly repost that Mouse commercial please?

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マウス
マウス
パソコン
マウス

>>1548345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

I really want some fucking Boss coffee right now. i don't care if it tastes like shit I want Tommy Lee Jones and an argumentative doge and that fucking coffee.

>>1548585
>Tfw bought several cans of BOSS coffe and have them chilling in the fridge.

You should really pick some up famalam, it's actually pretty good.

>>1548595
Kid just made a high yield deposit in the first national wank bank right there.

why do so many these remind me of 90s american tv?

>>1548595
>learn english to fuck white women
a pretty good motivation

>>1547215
What's the story supposed to be?
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QqT1P4VO30 but without the explanation.

>>1547953
It's nice that he seems to really enjoy playing the character.

>>1548077
>comercial chino
kek

>>1545252
orochi duels

>>1547215
Is this the infamous Keit ai?

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>>1549727
I don't usually go for the メイキング videos since they're rather lengthy, but this one has the funky spunky younger generation singing a cover of this song that I can't find elsewhere.

>>1549348
Same studio, Colorido
It's an add for puzzles & dragons

>>1548581
first japanese commercial I have seen for pads

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>>1549814
Charm Nap commercials have been around for decades, they just don't show up here much.

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And we can fit in some 80s tampon ads, I guess.

>>1545783
kekkity kek

>>1547069
I need these. Having an enlarged prostate sucks.

>>1547166
Only the nips could come up with a milking game

>>1545537
Okay for real, that made my day

>>1549727
Explain what is going on here.

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>>1549944
It's a behind-the-scenes video of the making of this commercial.

>Rina Takeda (武田 梨奈 Takeda Rina, born June 15, 1991) is a Japanese actress and black belt in Ryukyu Shorin-ryu Karate.

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>>1549727
>>1549944

>>1549956
>>1549958
i want her to do that to my dick

>>1547610
wait so why did they all get unibrows?

>>1549991
To represent Softbank's new (at the time) Platinum Band expanded cell phone bandwidth and full bars.

>>1545376
I love that actor, but I forgot his name.

>>1545255
Am I the only one who wants to fucc Kyary?

>>1550019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi_Kitano

>>1550033
Probably. She's a bit too young for me.

>>1550042
she doesn't look that young desu senpaitachi
and she's like 24

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>>1550049
24's still a youngster to my generation.

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>>1550052
Shit this webm made me want to have a pet cat more

>>1545252
Nissin Cup's commercials never make any sense.

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>>1550079
They make a bit more sense in context.

>>1550093
Nah that still doesn't make sense.

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Super Students.

>>1545412
Why are those kids so retarded?

no wonder they fucking top themselves

jesus

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>>1548581
Completely different culture and they still use that inexplicable blue liquid. I will never get how or why this has become the de-facto standard.

>>1545251
who the fuck gives pikotaro work?

>>1550206
my favorite part is when the luchador and the woman are waiting for the ramen to cook and its awkward

they didn't have to put that in, and that's why it's great

>>1546321
This is riffier than stoner rock

>>1550525
Any other color would either look too close to period or be green

>>1550363
I'm wheezing at the image of Justin Beiber SoL anime

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>>1550363

>>1549348
Those fucking prolonged panty shots

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>>1551333

>>1547839

holy fuck that last one i can't breathe

>>1549728
top fucking kek mate

>>1548424
Is that how two japanese males fall in love with each other

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>>1545258

>>1545317
MATSUMOTO OUTO

>>1545537
why would you want to turn them back into humans?

>>1548594
>how do you do, fellow kids?

>>1547881
>>1547878
>>1547874
>>1547870
>>1547869
>>1547864
>>1547863
>>1547859
Reminded me that Lost in Translation sad Bill Murray face.

>>1552060
i only became aware of Mat-chan in the last couple of months and have been amazed at both his body of work and his creativity; eliciting in me a completely different outlook at japanese humour and the depths of cultural heritage that inculcate every aspect of downtown getting slapped in the bits by robots and this is the first time i've had the opportunity to talk about my lernins because all of my friends are lame

thanks

>>1545731
This will probably got buried, but the husband of one of those girls used to post here, probably in /g/ or /mu/. This was after their fame, so probably 3 or so years ago. The girls are doing fine .

>>1548401
lol, white people.
Am I right fellow nips?

>>1548077
Who is this magical man that makes anime real?

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>>1551283
>would look too close to period
And this is bad how? That's what the damn things are made for! Never met a chick who bled blue fluids.

You don't advertise an oil filter for your car with neon pink liquid, because otherwise it'd look too close to actual motor oil...

>>1551494
the girl left gets fat because of jewingum in like 5 sec

>>1551702
Maruchan SEMEN

>>1545258
I was gunna say that most of these seem like fairly standard advertisements
I see I was wrong

>>1551351
thank you, oh kind and gentle anon

>>1545252
>The proud ancestry and culture of the Samurai has been reduced to selling cup-o-noodles

Nagasaki and Hiroshima was a mistake.

>>1545376
Zatoichi teaching life lessons and drinking coffee.

>>1545699
Thats right Japs, you too can be pop culture consuming, nigger emulating, consumerist Americans

>>1545738
Genuine lel

>>1553694
Man, I want some space beef.

>>1548599
I think this toilet doesn't need often cleanups.

>>1553405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlFiyihgMG8

>>1552264
the framerate is so bad

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>>1548077
>/a/ finally snaps

>>1545252
fuck i want cup noodles now

>>1550525
>>1550525

That whore is screwed now that Azure Drake is Wild.

>>1545699

>TRY IT

I like how banal English language becomes hop alt language

>>1545317
MATSU-SAN!!!

>>1548077
WHERE CAN I GET THOSE?

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This one is a new burger. It also comes with a new extra-length web ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ6JVNBjkgA

>>1548077
Where can I get these?
Tell me NOW!

>>1547795
>
I mean, his biggest movies are Outrage and Sonatine and he played a second-boy patsy in both.

>>1545258
THICC

>>1545251
japan was a mistake
also that song sounds a bit like YMCA

>>1554337
such a simple concept executed perfectl-
>that fucking ending

>>1554974
do women in japan drink as much as men do?

>>1555491
?
The ad is meaningless without the ending. It instantly connects the idea of instant change from the mundane to excitement to Toyota's cars.

>>1545251
I can only assume they're talking about boi pucci

>>1555615
by simply i meant without CGI fuckery.

you could've easily had the car drive up like a normal car and have the person catch the pop fly

but no, the car had to be soaring through the air like some fantastical bullshit

>>1555625
It's not necessarily fantastical. It could just have a really big ramp to launch off of.

>>1547610
Where is that tune at the end from? I know I've heard it before. It's driving me crazy!

>>1545779
yes

>>1555907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

>Error: Upload failed.

Well, that's a new one.

>>1556025
Some site-wide error where nobody can upload anything except plain text posts. We're going oldschool tonight.

>>1554337
I thought this was for a mobile game.

>>1545501
Now that you mention it, i'm starting to hear them saying "having sex".. shit..

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Oh, I guess things are fixed now.

>>1554337
>Toyota - jizz

>>1545696
"First time users should take one tablet."

>>1552232
Ikuta Toma.

>>1552302
That's Watanabe Naomi. She always has a cameo in the Lotte Fits commercials.

>>1554147
Ubisoft claims it's more cinematic.

>>1546998
10/10 would go see in the cinema

>>1547859
... wat

>>1554337
what

>>1554952
>that incredible feeling when a girl falls asleep on your shoulder

>>1555495
they're crazy for beer, so much that they at one time had beer for kids

>>1554989
>go into sushibar expecting some top tier sushi
>get teleported to mcdonalds instead

>>1548599
Makes total sense why that toilet is so clean, that indian whore can't poo in loo.

>>1555980
Wait a minute- isn't she from the Sailor Moon toku show?

>>1557315
She was Sailor Mars, yeah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiko_Kitagawa

>>1557322
I knew it! I recognized that name somewhere.

>>1548597
What is this for?

>>1557391
>NTT DOCOMO, Inc. (株式会社NTTドコモ Kabushiki Gaisha Enu Ti Ti Dokomo) is the predominant mobile phone operator in Japan. The name is officially an abbreviation of the phrase, "do communications over the mobile network", and is also from a compound word dokomo, meaning "everywhere" in Japanese.

It's a sort of "Hooray for Tokyo 2020 Olympics" ad.

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Soccer's a big sport.

>>1547069
What is this product called? I need it.

>>1557543
It's a form of adult diaper, you can buy things like that pretty easily at most big box stores like walmart and etc.

>>1555092
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>1557499
Was faking an injury part of their plan?

>>1547866
why is Stalin on the emblem of the coin?

help help i think i'm becoming a weaboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j07OUX1lIJY

Still my favorite commercial and my favorite version of 浪漫飛行. Mitsushima Hikari is a miracle of the universe.

>>1554994
that song is pretty catchy. more?

>>1549727
what a fucking gem she is

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>>1558556

>>1545537
>read long article about how they were both forced into the fake lesbian angle by their manager and have permanent vocal cord damage from being forced to hit notes beyond their natural range, on top of some genuinely creepy shit

I forget their names, but one of them had it worse than the other. There's a reason one of them has such a raw sound in a lot of their songs. Literally fucking up her throat singing like that.

>>1545537
Wtf this shit was so fynny hahaahah,glad i know russian.ANd could be possibly tatu?

>>1560456
Holy shit, DYEL?

>>1555907
It's a song as that other guy posted.

But you remember it from Monster Girl Quest.

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They're making card games into musical plays, now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaqSq02b7xo

>>1555907
you probably remember it from Papers, Please!

>>1547175
dayum. who's the singer in this? what a voice

>>1550052
bruh my cat died 2 weeks ago, I wish I could've had a conversation with her like this.

>>1551290
>by a mistake in paperwork, instead of his next tour, JUSTIN BIEBER has to attend an all girls high school and help revive its tea ceremony club. can he dance his way to friendship with the club's cold and strict president? will his singing help focus the mind of his lazy and clumsy club adviser and homeroom teacher?
it should feature casual cocaine use like how they sip tea and go aahhhh except it's snorting cocaine.

>>1554249
white girls speaking japanese is my fetish.

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>>1563336

>>1563338
>>1563336
>>1563334
none of those are japanese

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Apparently Japan has a half century old restaurant that specialises in hamburger steaks called "Surprised Donkey".w

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Also it turns out going on a midnight youtube trawl for Japanese food adverts works up a killer appetite.

>>1545252
Catchy music

>>1562723
>>1561920
Two kinds of people...

>>1555231
Haven't seen Outrage, but he more than make up for his patsyism in Sonatine

>>1564014
secret twist, is same person

>>1564014
2bh I only remember it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTvW2IyhwZw

>>1563009
鈴木瑛美子, Emiko Suzuki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Cs5O4bGKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_YQfDe5yn0

>>1564014
He's on /wsg/ , browsing Japanese commercials.

My money is on MGQ.

>>1548424
GOLD

>>1548424
I feel very awkward watching this.

A fresh batch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbw9xU7wmCk

>>1545537
For further context, they're infamous for bailing on Music Station during the recording of the show (I don't think it's aired live?), resulting in another band having to perform another song in their place.

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This seems to be a project aimed at monitoring elderly people by uploading their tea and noodle schedules to the internet.

>>1547980
that bitch is truly disgusting

>>1552221
nigger :v

>>1549225
being a chink he needs money too

>>1563188
Absolutely Patrician

>>1553405
for fuck's sake i expected him to go "president of pizza"

>>1558513
Are these the Gon Gon girls?

>>1574112
Nah. I'm not sure who they are, but nothing I can find on Mio and Yae (the Gongon twins) mentions anything about them doing a Libera or Glico commercial.