I've a math test and super nervous I forgot everything I've

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Don't get stuck on the internet watching cat videos and maymays.

>>1474664
I mean I have limits calculus and some other subject u think I can study them all in 2 hours I list it all can't add 2 and 2

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Fuck can't even spill now

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There is a teacher who just called me who wants to help me on another note does anyone know how to not be effected by signal jammers

chocolate dude, lots of chocolate.

>>1474671
easy fix
git gud

Going to my death I think I'm gonna have a panic attack and die there.
still better than toaster steve

>>1474652
>>>/adv/

>>1474652
maybe you're just having brain fog or smth
just focus on studying but dont stress or worry over it

>>1474652
I'd say you're fucked.

After all, you have trouble differentiating between 3 letters /wsg/ and /adv/ so clearly you aren't all that smart to begin with.

>>1475438
Shit if only English was my first language

>>1476423

You're clearly capable of writing coherent complete sentences. You should neck yourself you fucking faggot.

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>>1476432
This thread was aboutstress not about how I'm gonna pass I guess the language barrier is real

>>1474652
Just remember that nothing matters, the test is only something that comes and goes and soon will be ancient history on your deathbed, you wont even remember it.
You shouldnt worry about life that much it passes with a blink

>>1474652
How did it go OP?

>>1477306
I failed most of the questions i've answered before but stress t to me and collapsed spent the time sleeping couldn't handle it

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Why!!!!

>>1476432
Feels like /adv/ though.

Aren't you allowed to have a formula sheet or something? How can you fail if you've got that with you?

And if you had a test coming up really soon you shouldn't have been browsing 4chan.

>>1478266
Ok I'm sorry I didn't know there was \adv\ but why are they all questioning there sexuality

>>1478275
No I'm a highschooler from Jordan we have this system that all the highschoolers country take the same test
you get an A4 notebook and write your answers+ I didn't go on 4chan for two months so I checked it on the day of the test to fool around after 2 months of grinding

>>1478524
Yeah we have that too. Depending on what math subject the high school kids are doing, they all get the same test. And we still got a formula sheet to help us out.

>>1478546
From where are you?

>>1478548
Australia.

We don't have an A4 notebook to write in though, it's all in a booklet that has the questions and space to write down the questions.

>>1478550
Do you have different departments like science letreature and I.T

>>1478552
Yep.

>>1478560
Have you ever thought of hiring a black hat to get the tests

>>1478565
A black hat?

>>1478567
Black hat hackers they hack anythingbut I'm too afraid that I end up in a red room

>>1478570
I don't even know how I'd begin to find someone to hack tests. But it's too late now anyway, I'm already two years out of high school.

>>1478571
I only hope I become like you anyway glad to talk to you bro

>>1478574
No worries. I don't know what it's like in Jordan, but there's always a different path to reach the goal you want if you at first you don't succeed.

So don't be afraid of what happens in the future, just keep on sticking to what you want to do and it'll happen.

>>1474681
to not be affected by signal jammers you have to either disable the jammer or leave its range of operation

signal jammers are illegal in most 1st world countries and you should report the use of one immediately as they can affect emergency services and aircraft communication services

>>1478582
No the government is using it so the students won't be able to cheat using their phones

>>1474681
frequency hopping
is she hot?

>>1474652

What you know is what really matters, not what some teacher thinks of you.

>>1478259
that was pretty dope, thanks anon friend

>>1478259
Yeah man thnx

>>1478626
I hope I can say she's hot but he is a 48 year old man. Frequency hoping, thanks I'm gonna look into that

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>>1478632
Im not convinced in this hall school thing
I only kept attending it becaus I was good at it but my parents never cared about my education and out of nowhere they started pressuring me to study more work harder I mean the last time I did any homework was like 6 years ago and now you care

>>1474652
Fail, drop out, gain free time, make art, sell art, use money to make more art and enjoy more free time.

>>1474652
Don't browse 4chan looking for answers. All you'll find here are distractions or people who'll try to bring you down. Just get down to it, find a tutor or team up with somebody who knows the shit better than you and form a study group.

>>1474652
Study high take the test high get high scores

>>1474652
I'm the best at math in my entire school. I'm smarter at math than a teacher. I purposely fail enough to be put in classes with dumb kids so I can just sleep in that class. Passes every math class with an 100% or higher. This is my last semester as a senior. I'm going to fucking destroy those plebs at the math compition. Also at my school they have a math team and the whole team takes on one student to see who is faster. So you'd do math against one student and move on to the other until you face every student. I went on stage and fucked I'm all up. I even had time to sit there and wait for the other cucks to be finished. They want me on theie team soo badminton but I told them I was to be on my own team since I want to be alone. And guess what the school said no one man teams. Soo. Lets see what the math team does. They will probs get the ass whooped by the nearby schools lol

>>1474652
Study next time.
Not the day before, not going over your notes once two days prior, actually study; periodically, over an extended period of time.
Grade school of any level,and indeed most bachelor degrees are piss-easy to get if you actually study, but too often people will either not study at all, or study insufficiently, and then blame their failures on the courses.
You don't have to cram for hours a day every day, nor hours more on the day prior to any given exam.
1) Write through notes during class.
2) Read over them once later that evening
3) Re-write them once or twice on the day prior to any given test
4) Make anywhere from an 85-100 depending on the subject, and how many times you re-read/re-wrote them.
It is literally that easy.

>>1487418
I actually did that the first time I apllied to
Highschool but a guy came to me and told me why don't you study that crushed me I started having trouble studying reading sleeping and even concentrating in class I had this problem ever since my cousin died I start over thinking everything I still don't he is dead and his death effected me psychologicaly

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يمن

>>1487418
Thanks

>>1474703
The only real answer. If he had practised it, he wouldn't need to study on the verge of failure.
GIT GUD FAGGET

>>1478259
Can I get a source on this?
Whoever did the graphics for this is really talented.

>>1478259
Thank you, friend. Love it.

Welp, this is probably too late, but whatever.
First of all, study. Not look over notes for like 15 minutes, actually study. If you've paid attention in class, and wrote down all the notes, you should be fine. If you dicked off for the whole semester, not paying attention, or doing any homework, then I can't tell you too much. Studying only really helps in that it helps you recollect all the shit you've learned previously. Studying shouldn't be you trying to learn something new IMO, just recalling all the basic facts, I mean you can learn some small details, but in terms of large blocks of stuff? No chance.
Also, get off of 4chan. This place is just one big waste of time that no one can escape. I know I'm guilty of that shit, but when you need to study, 4chan won't help. Just stay focused, and you should be fine. Also, if you haven't paid attention through the school year, then learn for next time. School isn't really that hard, as long as you pay attention, and do homework. The only kids that fail, from what I've seen, are the ones who dick around all class, doing fuck all, playing with their iPhones, or playing their DS or some shit. There's a time and place to chill, but school isn't one of them.

>>1474652
I'm studying for the AFOQT right now. Buy books, and do the tomato timer (30 minutes). Take a 10-minute break in between and maybe once an hour take a 30 minute break.

>>1474652
Do loads of the same questions that will come up in the test beforehand

That way when you go in and it looks like you have no notes, you actually have them secretly in your head and can read them and cheat without getting caught

>>1474652
make sure to learn the things you're pretending you forgot.

>>1474652
If you're anxious, it is more probable that you're going to forget stuff. So go play some videogames and relax.

>Not finding math interesting

What subject of math is it?

>>1478570
Ive lived the red room ...

>>1478961
Phrekr

>>1474672
Tf is this

>>1478259
>>1478787
>>1478840
>>1489379
>>1490796

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxepnIG1yQQ

>>1474652
Integrals are your best friends and derivation is pure evil