Can we get a food porn thread going? I've only got a few

>>1365847
>pork
Yah that's pork alright.

>>1365847
Pretty sure I wouldn't mind eating people it if was Hannibal in the kitchen.

>>1365860
haha yeah yeah i know, but they still USED pork for the shot so it still makes me hungry

>>1365863
Even if he intended that YOU be your last meal??

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>>1365875
a chinese cartoon is fine too

>>1365887
Damn you I was going to post this next!

>>1365847
Nothing like a bit of long pig.

>>1366009

Sauce? That's hilarious!

>>1365851
Take me home, mama.

>>1366097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>1365887

Anime/manga sauce is wakako-zake. Premise of the story is that she likes to drink after work.

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>>1365845
>Can we get a food porn thread going?

All I heard was "Ja/ck/ thread bitches!"

>>1369729
does anyone watch jack unironically? watching his show on youtube is like watching the retarded kid they let play on the high school football team just so he feels important

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>>1369762
>every
>fucking
>time

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>>1365884

>>1369793

Something about the vendor's act is infuriating. So much so that I'm getting heebie-jeebies.

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>>1369762

[Triggered]

>>1365845
So much better with the sound tho
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4

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>>1369893
here

Someone else will have to do better

>>1365884
>not naming it Surly King Of the Egg Fort

Son I am disappoint

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I didn't know if someone made a sound version of this or not so I took the liberty of making it myself.

The source is Eat Drink Man Woman, the opening scene in particular. I highly recommend it.

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>>1370103

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>>1370105

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>>1370106

>>1365870
I mean, yeah? The meat of predators tends to acquire some of the taste of their primary diet, so, if he's planning to eat you, but is feeding you in the interim, you're going to be eating like a god.

>>1365864
that looks fucking disgusting

>>1365860
Long Pig

>>1369707
Wow, fucking riveting
Everyone drinks after work

>>1365845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-U8oLAZaQ

>>1370103
>>1370105
>>1370106
>>1370110
liked this a lot, thanks man

>>1369793
>Pay for being trolled in public
Hell no!

>>1369793
That's one cool roach.

>>1369737
For what purpose

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I posted a screenshot of this in a thread on /ck/
Molecular gastronomy to make fruit pearls

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>>1370683
let's just post chef Ja/ck/

>>1370611
>gastronomy

isn't that food for nu-males

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>>1370431
White people are pig disgusting, it's in their nature to make weird shit like that

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>>1370078
>Surly King Of the Egg Fort

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>>1369793

>>1370431
It's like a hipster thing to make crazy cocktails, that's pretty timid, still disgusting

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>>1366009

>>1370703
Replace white with stoner

>>1365888
Europeans seem to do even the fat ass food that gives you heart attacks better than us

>>1370894
Us as in USA?
Because white Americans are European.

>>1370900
>Because white Americans are European.

Nope. Genetically perhaps, and even that can be argued since United Statians are mongrel mutts, but not culturally.

>>1370903
culturally christian, shared food, shared technology, shared philosophy, shared language, shared architecture, music, art, etc.

take away European culture and there is maybe 10%-20% of the American culture left

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>>1370894
Well, we have a long tradition of the nobles eating absolutely ridiculous banquets. Maybe it stayed in the blood.

>>1365847
that shit looks delicious. I would almost be tempted to try it.

>>1370969

>Paying the waiters to make a giant mess on your table

This is what stupid rich people spend their parents money on while the parents who made the money eat a salad at home.

>>1370909

>European culture


You say that as if it is all one big thing. That encompasses about 20 different cultures most of which have different languages and all of which are culturally distinct.

Also

>Culturally christian

lmao good one /pol/, you almost got me bro

Can someone dump some steak/liquor webms?

I'm in the mood for something classy, like a nice steak dinner with a glass of nicely aged alcohol.

>>1370969
I kept waiting and waiting for it to be something but when it was over it was still just a bunch of shit all over the table.

>>1370153

>that blood omen shirt tho

god that was a good game

>>1365864
>>1370141
This looks fucking incredible fuck you

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>>1370969
>fuck plates, just eat off the table like the animals you are

>>1370683
The fuck is that? A nacho lasagna?

>>1365864
the crispy pata. oh lord, that is glorious

>>1365874
>>1365879
fucking mouth is watering, god I love cheese

>>1370103
>stick to the mouth
i can't believe how it instantly killed the poor fish. that is why im a vegan

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>>1371229
When you think about it, a table is really just big plate with legs. Science.

>>1371357
>that is why im a vegan

You could've at least put that at the beginning of your post so I could've stopped reading.

>>1370703
americans*

>>1365856
THIS FUCKING GUY

makes it look sooooo easy. chefs be good with their hands

>>1365858
As the file name says, this is called "omu rice" and it's a korean (perhaps japanese too?) snack dish whose name comes from "omelette" and "rice". usually made not so fancy by old korean ladies at 24/7 diners.

>>1365884
>yfw that sandwich only costs $0.20

Is this India or the middle east? The setup reminds me of Indian street food dudes.

>>1369762
bye bye fingers

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>>1365888
DUDE
CHEESE
LMAO

>>1371229
jeeesus

it's like a facehugger egg just hatched on the table and impregnated my flavor palette with its long xenomorph ovipositor

>>1365888
Why did it keep going after he toasted the bread? The sandwich was done. Christ, dude.

>>1371602
You fucker.

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>>1371591

>>1371597
Is that fresh tap I see?

>>1365879
Where on Earth do I go to get this?

>>1370969
fuck those guys, to enjoy good food it must be at least easy to eat it

>>1371232
Ffffuuuuuck, man. It's been too long since I've had an appreciable steak.

>>1371960
>yfw someone you love orders a well done steak and asks for ketchup

>>1371625

Pretty goddamn efficient for man-powered.

>>1365856
look disgusting

>>1371357
i know right?
killing it instantly is just cruel
now serving it alive and aware while you dig in is the way to go
cruelty free

>>1371232
i like how you can tell its chef john (from food wishes dot com) just by how he pokes the steak with the knife

>>1371360
I hate haute cuisine.

>>1371360
cause I want to get sauce on my sleaves

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>>1371591
not with that butter knife she's using...

>>1369793
>>1370770
Are all turks cheeky cunts like this?

>>1375383
Every time I see this video.
>pours the liquid over the fruit
>goes everywhere
>scoops it up and puts it back over the fruit anyway
Why does he do this?

>>1371357
Would you rather they kill it slowly?

>>1372003
DELET THIS.

>>1375396
Yes, it's incredibly difficult to get anything done. Grocery shopping takes hours because the clerks keep reversing the checkout belt and pretending they can't reach the produce. Passing someone in a hallway always involves at least eight rounds of them stepping to the same side as you do then making jokey dance gestures. I've had some sort of sinus infection for months because every time I go to the doctor he just does that "got your nose" thing.

>>1375383
that shit must waste insane amounts of energy, hope the ice cream is at least great (expensive fo sho)

>>1375399
I think the surface he pours it on is cold enough to freeze it, so he lets it spread out to maximise surface area and get it to cool rapidly, then gets it all back together to make the final ice cream

>>1371704
French or Swiss alps

It's called "raclette" and believe me it's glorious

>>1375424
underrated post

>>1375495
I can already tell. I want it. Thanks for the answer

>>1370909
>shared food, shared technology, shared philosophy, shared language, shared architecture, music, art, etc.

I'll give you food since it's a weird combination of Spanish, Italian and French, but you don't have shared language with "all Europeans" like you seem to imply, unless the states speak >20 languages. American architecture is different from the old world and the music and arts are also distinct from the old world.

>>1375396
Only the icecream sellers are.

>>1369737
JESUS CHRIST

>>1371357
Fish don't feel pain friend. Don't eat beef if you want to be moral, but you can't go wrong with white meat.

>>1378071
>opens redbull
Nope

>>1378071
>shitty food arranged fancily
fucking lel

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Perhaps you would prefer tofu skin and trout roe served à la bush.

>>1372003
OH MY GOD FUCKING JESUS STAP

>>1365879
i came

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These are just ads for Morrisons food but I thought it looked pretty good.

>>1375396
Used to work at Coldstone and we had to provide entertainment for tips, like singing, flipping scoops into the air and catching them, to each other, tossing balls of ice cream into cups from across the room. Kids party's where best tipout but sport teams on buses also enjoyed the throwing of food and shit, so they also liked it. With older or single grouos, you'd throw to yourself, adding twirls as you chopped and folded doing your best to make it fast, but entertaining to watch.
It sucked but was also good. The singing sucked. $1 and you had to sing, unless they said don't sing. If they didn't you had to fucking sing

>>1370859
Kek

>>1374940
>resting your arms on the table

uncultured swine

>>1365875

Anime cooking is always ridiculous. I tried making real recipes from anime shows, Cooking Mama 3DS. There's so many steps and so many freaking dishes.

>>1371597

That will be 1400 USD please.

>>1371360

How do you eat that?

>>1371625
>still has all of his fingers

>>1370151
70% of manga in Japan is simple shit the reader can identify with. Shonen/Action stuff is a very small part of it.
Chances are this was one of those that got popular enough for a studio to want to make an anime.

>>1371232
Sweet mother of Christ, yes.

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>>1365888

I do believe you forfeit your free health care if you eat this, right?

>>1378545
>>1378581
I fucking hate this guys so much!
Just fucking stop.

>>1365888
What is the source of this video

>>1365875
YOU DO NOT RINSE CHICKEN UNLESS YOU WANT SALMONELLA EVERYWHERE

>>1369793

>But Ahmed, why you no bring home the money!

>Wife I sell but 4 ice creams a day, each one takes me 3 hours! And yet I cannot stop!

>>1371357
>instantly

Its tail is still going when he cuts it open.

>>1375424
This is one of the best replies i ever saw

>>1378071

That'll be $500 plus tip.

>>1370969
>That'll be $499.99, plus tip!

>>1380813
Dude you stole my terrible joke AND undercut me.

You're like the worst contestant on price is right

>>1380756
Rising "could possibly" spread salmonella and other bacteria around your sink area if you don't clean it properly after. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't clean your poultry before cooking. I know of a few people who heard the don't rinse your chicken thing and took that to mean don't clean your chicken at all.

>>1365864
That's gotta take some serious skill.

>>1378993
That reminds me of the main character in I Am A Hero, he's an aspiring Mangaka and his project is making an "Otaku Cookbook" which is basically some generic moeblob shit but with the added twist that all the characters are food and the book is actually meant to teach recipes to the unhealthy motherfuckers that read it.

>>1380768
Not that fish aren't prepared alive, but in this case it's a film, the fish was long dead before he even grabbed it out of the water. Watch it again and you can see he's just shaking it to make it look like it's struggling.

>>1381324
>Not that fish aren't prepared alive,

Fucking China filth. They eat fucking sewer water, for fuck's sake.

>>1375425
Looks like it's just laying on top of a block of ice.

>>1365847

Cancelling this show was criminal.

>>1365851
I'm so fuckin' hard right now

>>1381334
>eat water
I fucking hate you.

>>1371360
>>1371229
They put a special table cloth with grafted spots for the sauces to spread in. Not that I'm defending this degenerate experimental liberal monstrosity

>>1375424
kek

>>1372003
top lel

>>1378071
>dat choc ice

kek

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>>1380785
>>1380813
>>1380902

>>1370969
Holy fuck my current chef worked there a few years back, FUCK YES!

>>1371585
Omurice is actually Japanese in origin, my guy.

>>1369729
>sprinkling cheese on top of cheese

>>1365856
>molesting the bread constantly with his grubby fingers
>slices of overly orange processed cheese
>slices of wonderbread
>oil and not butter
>beta-male beard
>regretful white people tattoos

absolutely disgusting

>>1370969
what is this white people nonsense?

>>1371357
Trust me when I say that not only do fish not feel pain, they actively seek to injure everything around them at every possible opportunity.

I've been a fishmonger for 8 years, it's just not fucking worth it to go vegan or vegetarian or whatever - fish deserve to be eaten. They're the assholes of the sea. Fuck fish.

>>1378071
>This is some sort of art
>People pay money for this bullshit
>Undoubtedly people find it "ironic" or whatever

Piss off you fuck, fuck people like this and fuck shitty ass food prepared in a 'special' or 'interesting' way.

>>1380016
How do I save webm's

I need this in my life, it looks too easy to be true

>>1382309
Right Click -> Save as you dingus.

>>1369762
Someone should Baker Act this woman, he is clearly trying to harm herself.

>>1370105
Huh, I have been looking for a good way to deseed thin peppers for a while. Thanks for this.

>>1382065
Your current chef is a fucking sell out piece of shit.

>>1382298
Show me on the doll where the webm touched you

>>1382298
I miss being this autistic.

>>1378068
>59 silly shillings for meat and potatoes
>no seasoning but salt
>meanwhile, where I work we hand dice and blanch probably 100lbs of potatoes for brunch service with a delicious housemade seasoning so they're bomb as fuck for our plates and hashes
>that shithole is haute cuisine
I'm salty af right meow

>>1380680
the ride never ends frind

>>1382298
>genuine autism
the point of that was to show that even the shittiest of foods can still be made to look like high end fancy shit

relax nigga

>>1371585

lmao fuck off gook

>>1382532
Be careful, I find it gets a little close to your fingers when I do that with a regular curved chef's knife.

>>1381337
Lets be honest, season 3 was a fucking mess.
1/2 were amazing however.

>>1365856
That is way too fucking much cheese, shit bread. not butter.
Constantly fucking with the bread so it doesnt get a crust.

1/10

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>>1378545
This guy is just a poor mans Masaokis

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>>1382954

>>1365879
I just got an erection

>>1369737
Dropped at the vodka.

>>1369743
kekkles

>>1369737
>Cheese
fuck sake america use real cheese

>>1381910
Why does he have only one eyebrow.

>>1378196
How much shall it be?

>>1383024
He's a chef at Alinea where the tasting menu is $590 for two, so something in that region I'm guessing.

>>1381384
Educate yourself on what's in that water. Eat is perfectly applicable.

>>1383016
Brother burned his face as a kid.

>>1365858
this looks fucking disgusting like they are dissecting an alien egg pod or something

>>1365887
o shit kek

>>1366281
haha the fucking lemon at the end

>>1382206
I don't think you have ever had real cheese if you think he was using processed cheese
I'm going to guess you are American

>>1371597
I like to make this, but in a bigger glass, and then I top it off with ice cold Coca-Cola.

>>1383004
>prosciutto
>thinking this is an american cooking
Might want to look in the mirror you fucking moron
I'm going to guess that you are fucking retarded Swede

>>1369743
this guy has no fucking chin

>>1371597

I do something like that, but I mix it with Coke. Or Pepsi if I don't have any Coke around. None of that store brand cola, either. If there's no Coke or Pepsi, I just won't mix it at all.

>tfw

http://wundergroundmusic.com/food-porn-shit-for-wanking-claims-disgrunteled-teenager/

>>1371597
>BAR-TIMES
my nigga. best channeru

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>>1391388
oh god
oh jesus

>>1391388

Reported to the police.

>>1371597
>all of that shit
>uses a fucking lighter
why?

>>1365874
I love cheese but melted cheese makes me feel disgusting

>>1365851
pornografphy you say?
heresy... DIVINE EXQUISITE HERESYYYY

>>1365879
I feel I am going to hell just because of watching this.... it´s obscene

>>1391964
This webm makes me happy. It just looks so fucking fluffy its retarded.

>>1392104
This is proof in the existence of God, and that he hates us

Cause this exists, and you can't have any

>>1378959
he's on his last arms tho

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>>1391964
Kinda want to put my dick in that

>>1381496
i honestly like that, it adds character to the show

>>1392124
>>1392126
calling it now, the person making these is Russian/Slav.

>>1392238
No, he's American.

>>1365888
These are shitty fast foods done in Naples. They're created as disgusting as possible as to mimic american challenges,and they're also tipically overpriced for such a reason.

>>1391962
>you will never brand your harem's buns

>>1380766
+ 1 internet for you, sir

lol'd so hard

>>1382206
only the king can wear a mane, go back to your shed cucky

>>1382206
I agree with most of what you said.

>>1382206
nigcuck oy vey

>>1382954

Wait

He has a toilet in his kitchen?

>>1371597
Anyone have anymore bartending/drink webms?

>>1380913
cooking noob here, how would you clean your chicken then?

>>1392704
Ignore the memer, only 3rd world countries and people who cook near expired chicken has to fear from salmonella.

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>>1392595

>>1378196
FUCKING WHAT, at 23 seconds it's just some grass and stringy taco bell diarrhea on top

>>1392798
How?

>>1392798
Is that cold air trapped in an ice sphere?
Fucking rad.

>>1382206
>>oil and not butter
it was clarified butter you absolute faggot

>>1372003
>Sausage Party

>>1365884
i'd pay him just to get that stupid look while he cooks

>>1365879
oh my god

>>1369762
Wtf she is using a serrated butter knife the cut all that... she wont cut herself at least.

>>1371597
Fresh tap.webm

>>1391962
B R E H S

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>>1391962
>>1391964

>>1395177
I demand recipe, or I´ll slain in my head a whole country of cat-eared blonde lolis I swear I´ll do

>>1371625
you have to pay some nice tip when there is a slice of nutritive meat with your chips, right?

>>1381496
ha ha ha I always knew mark dacascos was a joker

>>1380016
>smooth the edges
>melt the shit out of it

>>1395217
just search for japanese cheesecake, i saw some making of on youtube recently in my recommended vids

>>1395217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbaP5MoLIHk

>>1393289
looks like they made hollow spheres out of ice, left a hole on top, filled a sphere with smoke and then sealed with that olive.

>>1371582
You really must suck at cooking, because frying a piece of bread with cheese between it is not cooking.

>>1392358
This, Its a fucking crime to put porchetta together with all that.
Just give me crusty fresh ciabatta, some mustard and some nice porchetta and im done. No need for that bullshit.

>>1395273
>>1395275
thanks you!!!

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>>1365847
>pork
Oh my sweet summer child

>>1365856
>>1382952
>>1382206
He was taught by the chef that started the food truck craze specifically for this shot you fucking retards.

>>1370288
where can I find an old chinese guy to make me dumplings everyday

>>1365884
mr egg

>>1378071
A michelin 3 star run by reviewbrah

>>1396924
you seriously didnt think to call it jaPANcake??????????

>>1365847
>those eyes in the plate

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>>1365845
coming into this thread before breakfast was a mistake.

>>1371360
Nigga I just wanted ice cream.

>>1369743
fuck i laughed

>>1396841
this is why us amer-burgers are the worst, and so obese; middle america eats this shit daily.

>>1396841
now i'm reminded of that guy who made sweet sundae ramen on /ck/

>>1398977
that actually looks like it's from a Mexican restaurant.

>>1391962
THICC

>>1395383
I am now thanks.

>>1399051
It is.
I live in Southern Cali and I see crap like this everywhere.

>>1395270
>I can't control the temperature of my warmed spoon

Enjoy your piss water faggot

>>1365858
i was enjoying it until they bathed it in sauce

>>1370969
This is so pretentious it hurts.

>>1378543
>>1378545
>>1378581
Is this guy aware that he's a joke or is he actually trying?

>>1382954
I..I-I gotta go clean up

>>1399051
I live in Mexico and only shitty street food vendors do it and only the low income masses consume it.

>>1374843
kek

>>1374843
>mfw I am the Body by Jake of my medium rare steak

>>1382635
>I'm salty af right meow
So are the fries, apparently

>>1382669
> look like high end fancy shit
no, it still looks like shit

actually, this whole thread is shit, wtf fucking plebs

>>1369762
>proximally

>>1370683
I'm a white guy from arizona and this is absolutely disgusting.

>>1395252
Yes, it's called fingertipping

>>1395383
>adding the beef broth

HURRY THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT I MAD

No wonder this shit is 3 minutes long

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>>1399003

>>1370969
w-what

>>1401878
Xenia, I... can't... breathe!

>>1372003

Delet.

>>1401899
Anyone notice that bloke looks just like Pat?

>>1393018
Here's the video were he makes it https://youtu.be/ur08cq2qHV0

>>1382944
I completely agree. Only the last few episodes of season 3 were good.

>>1402805
Thanks mate

>>1370969
I would get it if it was like some kind of art work at the end, but this is just a really expensive scribble at best.

I guess if the most interesting thing in your life was eating in restaurants, you gotta come up with something to make that sound a little less depressing than it is

>>1381447
only a fucking liberal would come up with this bull shit. You have to be well educated to be this stupid

>>1378071
fucking lost it at the redbull

>>1375424
nice try turk-aroach

>>1396912
Everyone on the internet is an expert at "insert shit here".

>>1392126
fucking gore

>>1371349
same, just found out im allergic to it though. -fuckit,rather die of stomach cancer than live a life without cheese

>>1395383
His videos are only good muted he's such a shithead

>>1370693
he's messing it up on purpose, lol

>>1365851
please tell me that amount is for a family of six.

>>1378959
looks like the blade is lowered down in the wood, so as long as he doesn't get his fingers down in that grove it looks fine

>>1391388
This is a blue board... but I'm not complaining

>>1378196
Now, if this DID taste awful, would anyone who has gone to the effort and expense of eating at this restaurant actually admit that it tastes awful?

I kinda feel like the high end of the "fancy food" industry could serve up literally anything and get away with it because no one would want to be the one to say it tastes crap because they don't want to appear uncultured.

I mean, there's fish on newspaper with an unopened sachet of sauce for god's sake. Served in a metal indian restaurant balti bowl.

>>1365874
That is an absolutely huge amount of cheese.

>>1378946
With a spoon? Scrape a bit of this, a bit of that. It's all extremely high quality, and this would be the finale to a 14 course meal or something. After all that food combining eyecandy and gastrorgasmic cuisine, it's time to be refreshed and dazzled.

Look up alinea. I hope I can go there some time.

>>1375425
Why? Cold stones aren't that uncommon. This is street food. Ten rupees a pop or something.

Would not go there. Looks boring and mundane.

>>1391962
CHIIISU KEIKOOOOOOOO
seriously japanese cheesecake is fucking delish.

>>1369762
YAMETE

>>1370683
yes....YES!!!

>>1396924
Fuck, i want a Reimu pancake now.

>>1371357
I know right, I fucking hate it when im served food that was alive when they killed it

>>1375424
holy mother of keks

>>1378071
Its in the filename lads, "Jack Shit"

>>1370103
>>1370105
10/10 sound for reals.

>>1370683
>americans
zero imagination
zero culture
They have to steal every other country's culture and bastardize it.

>>1370985
I
FUCKING
LOVE
BREAD

>>1408044
>Europeans still think they have their own culture

Isn't pork banned in Germany now because it offends muslims?

>>1370969
I don't get it.

>>1370985
So, this is what a boner feels like.

>>1371591
One can only hope.

>>1382635
You talk like a fag.

>>1409667
And his shit's all retarded.

>>1396841
Ewww... I hate doritos.

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Food porn it is then.

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>>1410758

>>1401521
Why have you done this me?

>>1365856
I cant say that ive ever seen a more pretentious webm.

>>1365879
>just say when