BIRB THREAD! Post your cutest birds, birbs, blorbs or berbs.

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>>1335103
Is this bird crying?

>>1335103
Q___Q come on, this is too sad ...
I came here to laugh at cute parrots ...

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Captured this recently, hope it makes you feel better

>>1335103
>when the food is too spicy

>>1336114
This would be so much better if the audio was from solo guitar only.

I'll post more later. V:

>>1336122
Desperately needs a U WOT M8 and U R 1 CHEEKY FUCKING CUNTS shopped onto it to tend my immature sense of humour

>>1336125
I didn't ask for these feels

>>1336100

jesus christ, hawks are fucking metal

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>>1336111
nice

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Back. V: Pass out drunk, the best type of passing out.

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*passed gdi. There go the brain cells.

>>1336122
dude I think your dog has autism

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Taking a break. Will return later or tomorrow.

>>1336088
d'aww

>>1336133
Okay, where do I know this song from?

>>1336490
goosebumps

>>1336492
oh word? blast from the past

>>1335103
context?

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its some kind of strange ostrich or something, idk
pretty strange bird

>>1336559
huh?

>>1336164
jew

>>1336544
It's either defending it's nest or crying over its dead kids can't tell which

>>1336559
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, people in the show keep saying she looks like a bird

>>1334957
>4chan

>>1336376
>tiny poops everyfuckingwhere

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I didn't spot this one yet

>>1336136
I still love these

>>1336088
w-what's wrong, birdy?

>>1336139
What a beautiful creature.

>>1336111
The song sounds like Commodore 64. Is it from a Commodore 64 game?

>>1337574
It is from the game Monty on the Run.

>>1335262
no, it's giving off heat

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>>1336398
What game is that?

>>1337632
Some Pokemon. Not sure which. I have more, but really don't feel like converting them from mp4 at the moment. Someone else spam!

>>1336136
these little fuckers seem like an endless source of entertainment

>>1336100
速い!

>>1337632
Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX6zM0bLvmc

>>1336175
laughing so fucking hard KEK

>>1334981
NETORARE.webm

>>1336392
best sounding bird yet, what is it?

>>1337890
I hear they're like having toddlers, though. And need a great deal of attention.

>>1338076
White Zebra finch

>>1336375
underrated post

>>1336144
>>1336164
>>1336186
What a legend.

>>1336026
Underrated post. That's awesome.

>>1336333
I would hate to wake up in the middle of the night hearing that thing laugh.

>>1336100
thats what he gets for being a sitting duck. :^)

>>1336329
weird duck

>>1337890
>>1338159
african grays are better since they're not constantly screaming and they can be somewhat independent

>>1336559
Fucking laughed.

>>1336236
Oh wa ah ah ah when?

>>1336359
Does he eat snek?

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>>1336125
Why would you post this

>>1336336
that moment when you step on shit

>>1336173
What is love?

>>1336410
beautiful

>>1338022
Are cockatoos generally such madmen?

>>1336359
dam that bird got some fuck me eyes

>>1336135
I really enjoyed this one.

>>1337890
>>1338159
>>1338918
They're very long lived. If you do get one, its a commitment almost for life, since an African Grey can live 40-60 years or so as a pet.

>>1338022
Absolute
Fucking
Madman

>>1338022
Holy shit my sides

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>>1339643

>>1334931
Sounds like it's mocking a baby.

>>1336131
>Realize it's a monkey's paw
>That look of "You're next"
Jesus Christ how horrifying

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>>1336195
What are these? The sounds are adorable.

>>1336392
Sounds like a toy laser gun.

>>1336026

That's actually incredible. How long do you need to interact with them before they're willing to do something like that?

>>1339645
Was really looking forward to a "WAAAAAAAAAH"

Bump. These bird threads are my favorite thing on /wsg/

>>1336910
Underrated post.

>>1336147
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>1339770
>>>1336195
>What are these? The sounds are adorable.
Indian Ringnecks

What I like most about them is how quickly their pupils shrink to pinholes when ever they talk

>>1336331
RIP doggo

>>1336147
O
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>>1337574
C64 games have the best music.

>>1337192
source: https://youtu.be/6uXiAe7Oc-I

>>1337258
did it died?

>>1337574

It's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nIljXpqUY

>>1336355
U WOT M8

>>1336171
Anybody know what type of birdo this is?

>>1343398
finch

>>1343408
Thank ya

>>1336352
Damn nature you scary

>>1336175
>It KNOWS whats good
Love that line and I don't know why

>>1336398
what bird? Some sort of finch?

>>1336331
Sorry about your dog

>>1336122
>You think you're funny?

>>1339637
hate to break it to you but thats an osprey, not a falcon.

>>1336331
Dog about your sorry

>>1339712
M-multi track baithing?!

>>1336387
Wha ARE you doing? You're already clean and shiet!

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>>1336100

>>1336131
I hope those birds didn't wish for anything.

>>1336236
>Go Kart Starting up.webm

>>1336285
Three Stooges

>>1336359
what kind of birb?

>>1336398
Nintendo is really improving its technology.

>>1336111
That shit is good.

>>1336313
kek

>>1345184
That's not a Peregrine, but I appreciate the edit anyway.

>>1336164
How long until Eric learns t osay "gas the kikes race war now" ?

>>1345213
Secretary Bird

>>1345188

>>1336401
i don't think that little guy is ok, probably sick or something

>>1336559
Best post.

>>1336329
>my duck has autism

>>1335103
made me cry... fu

>>1348417
WHY

>>1336111
>>1337574
>>1337588
>>1342349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqFgYvdzzk

>>1338022
That bird is hilarious, but nevertheless the owner has the patience of a saint. I guess you have to to own one of those.

>>1336352
Something like 90% of these guys' diet is bones. They're pretty much dragons with feathers.

>>1337192
You see...I can't help but respect a bird that can take a drink coaster and transform it in to a sleigh. Hell I can't help but respect a bird that WANTS to take a drink coaster and transform it in to a sleigh.

>>1336396
my doggo makes a noise like that when you scratch his ears

>>1348601
>>1348601
>>1335262
>>1335347
>>1336168

its just heating up its chicks lads

>>1336195
These fuckers sound like Animal Crossing villagers.

>>1336357
I'M ON COCAINE.

>>1336147
>That fucking limbo dodge
"Naaaa bitch"

>>1344776
na baszd meg :D

>>1336376
>And that's how we write for Jezebel

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>>1349302
Suprise nostalgia motherfucker, when you least expect it
For next try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7if2EI6hA

>>1336139
What a weird plant

>>1334931
Anyone got the original version of this?

>>1349398
Would you look at that I never actualy saw this cartoon. Time to get comfy.

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>>1351057

>>1351080
Thank

>>1338918
>african grays are better since they're not constantly screaming and they can be somewhat independent
Thanks for the laugh.
Gray owner here.
Wrong and wrong.
They'll talk AND make noises. If you're lucky yours will like words more than noises. Mine loves the beep of a low battery smoke detector, it's his excited-noise.
They're very emotionally dependent, if you ignore them or never let them hang out outside their cage with you, they'll start picking themselves or do some other kind of self-harm. A lot of parrots do that though. Now not all are the same, some will be just fine with hanging out on their cage without being on/next to you a lot, some will prefer being on/near you more, and sometimes they'll go back and forth.
They're just smart enough where they have something resembling "moods". Definitely not a bird you leave to its own devices for a long time. Best thing to do is a lot of verbal interaction, talk to them like they're a person instead of a bird, and they'll talk like a pro and feel better. Worked for me.

>>1351080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-TuWgw3B4

>>1336100
can we just have nice birds and not rude birds?

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>>1336236
What in the hell kind of bird is that?

>>1336335
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>>1351941
Kookaburra

>>1336236
I like how he takes over, like "Bitch you don't know how to trill, let a master show ya."

>>1336910
kek

>>1336316
why do they do this?
is the ground too hot?

>>1353567
They do it to simulate the sound and feel of rain on the surface. Worms sense this and instinctively dig upwards to avoid drowning.

>>1351080
Weee
ñeee!

>>1353567
She's just a steeltown bird on a Saturday night looking for the fight of her life

>>1336144
>FUCKEN ROIGHT

>>1336150
>Grandparents on skype

>>1338184
fucking legend*

>>1336331
dorry about your sog

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Feels warning

>>1337258
birb is kill

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>>1353586
Just a small town bird, Livin' in a lonely world It took the midnight train Goin' anywhere

>>1336157
When you realize these birds are bigger than most dogs

>>1353938
still didn't answer why

>>1336331
What tune is this?

>>1336313
sounds more like fucker

>>1336333
nice

>>1336136
what's the second part of the video

>>1338022
weird birb

needs more sage grouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0M8pZnNlnI

>>1336107
That looks like a pretty good anime

>>1345918
He's a baby Kingbird. He's old enough that he tries to fly around his nest while his parents aren't home and can't go up the tree. We have those here in SoCal, the parents just show up around sunset and take care of him, no biggie

>>1334931
DELET THIS

>>1336399
song?

>>1354284
Studio Ghibli. Totoro Theme

>>1336125
DELET THIS

>>1337632
my white bellied caique died recently. I dont know why i come into these threads expecting not to cry.

>>1356848

Awe they're cute as hell. How long did you have it for?

>>1343468
Same, I'm way over-enthused by that line for no good reason, it makes the whole clip for me.

>>1336380
>Swiper no swiping

>>1336139
It almost looks like a puppet.

>>1356383
run by awolnation

>>1338059
>not NUTORARE.webm

anon pls

>>1339062
its fake. you can see theres a string attached to it

>>1336136
What song is that

>>1339643
that response is great

>oh jesus, the fuck you want now?

>>1352611
>>1351941
>>1336236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRSLjjGhbvc

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>>1359777
rule nnumber one:
dont fuck with owls

>>1359816
>its mr. steal-yo-gurl.avi

>>1336368
Seriema's are awesome. They're so dinosaur-like.

>>1359766
salil sawarim

>>1360028
my bad, it's Ummeti Kad Laha Fecrun

>>1336111
i like this

>>1339984
Kookaburras remember places that feed them, not always people. A marketable Real Estate feature for a property is "Kookaburra feeding site".

Its half luck, then half persistence. You need to leave food out, which they will want, and can find.

Once they find it, they'll need to muster their own volition to come looking for it again. And they'll often look for the food at the same time of day. Make sure you time it. Once you've got their schedule, try and put out as close as to the time that they come for it. They'll observe you putting the food down. Keep doing that till they start eating out of your hand. Can take years, even a decade. Their children will do the same.

>>1336392
goddamn ayylmaos

>>1343474
It's a House Sparrow

>>1336139
It looks like something out of the Dark Crystal

>>1336236
One of these cunts live right next to my house and he makes a point of laughing down the chimney so it fucking echos all over the house
I've tried to shoo the little shit off but he just shits outside the front door whenever I try.
At least he's not as bad as the possums pissing on the windows.

>>1359816
Did it just kill a harrier?
That's a tawny owl right?

>>1343398
A birb machine

>>1353954
I hope that birb got to wherever he was going without too much hassle.

>>1336182
I want to believe this is real.

>>1362395
My sides.
Holy shit. Fucking Aussie birds

>>1336404
Needs the black guy yell.
You know the one.

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>>1337632
Does anyone know the name of the song in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8I1ImzoXvU

>>1336396
Crows and ravens actually hold each others beaks in a sign of mutual respect. I guess this is what the man is trying to do here.

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Goshujin-sama!

>>1366656
What game is that?

>>1366660
Needs Godzilla music

>>1366724
Also curious

>>1334933

Everytime I see this webm, i wonder if that budgie is having fun bouncing and squeaking or if its terrfied

>>1336399

Piping Plovers

>>1336350
BIRD: Ah moshi moshi (Hello?)
BIRD: ano ono desu kedo
BIRD: doushita no? (what happens?)
Japanese bitch: a betan chotto hayai
Japanese bitch: chanto dewa
BIRD: HAI! (YES)
Japanese bitch: chanto ne dewa ga ne kakateikara moshi moshi suruindeyo?
BIRD: HAI! wakarimashita!! (YES, understood)
Japanese bitch: honto ni wakatta? tanomasuyo (Are you sure you understood?, ????)
Japanese bitch: Ah, moshi moshi kifu no ono desu kedoh, dayoh?
BIRD: HAI! wakarimashita!! (YES, understood)
Japanese bitch: hai

Any help with what they are talking about? Tried several translators but didnt get something coherent. Obviously my understanding of japanese is very limited.

>>1337632
>>1334932
>>1337263

I wonder if these birds actually realize how extremely cute they are when they hop around like that.

>>1366106
Band is A Perfect Circle
Song is Shinedown.

>>1345270

That is a peregrine, the fastest animal on the planet they can reach speeds of 240mph while diving.

That mallard never stood a chance.

>>1367344
not even close you fucking idiot, it's Shine by Collective Soul
>>1366106

>>1336139
Loftwings are real!

>>1336111
yo thats dope

>>1366906
It's a quaker (also called a monk parakeet). They do odd shaking motions when they get excited.

>>1345270
>>1367372
I'm a different fellow, but the underside we can see seems wrong for a peregrine. There's a long dark band along the bottom of the wing, and it's... tear like things around the eyes are separated, unlike a peregrine.

Merlins are much smaller, and also don't have the band. I'd probably say it's a prairie falcon.

I'm not much of a bird watcher, though, so please correct me if I'm wrong!

>>1351658
While my bird wasn't even close to the intelligence of an African Grey (he was just a Hahn's Macaw), I'd have little mock debates with him. I'd talk to him about what we were cooking; about what's going on in the news; about the political debates. He loved to talk back, or even just babble.

It was a great source of entertainment for both of us, and any onlookers. It's also a good way to practice improvisational skills.

>>1367330
>Bird: あ、もしもし~あの、おうのですけど、
Ah, hello. Um, this is Ouno,...
>Bird: どうしたの?
What's the matter?
>Woman: あべったん(??? bird name?), ちょっと早い
Abettan (??? bird name?), you're a bit too early.
>Woman: ちゃんとね、電話がね、掛かってきたらもしもしするんだよ
You see, you need to answer after the phone starts ringing.
>Bird: はい、わかりました!
Yes, understood!
>Woman: ほんとにわかった?頼みますよ
Are you sure? I'm counting on you.
>Woman: 「あ、もしもし~、ぎふのおうのですけど~」だよ?
It's "Ah, hello, this is Ouno Gifuno", alright?
>Bird: はい、わかりました!
Yes, understood!
>Woman: はい
Ok

>>1351935
underrated fuckin post man. fuckin dying over here

i need to stop looking at bird threads, i really want one or two but my hikikomori lifestyle doesn't allow for that

>>1336122
Is this the new sun/moon grass starter?

>>1367617
>underrated
lurk more newfag

>>1367945
>newfag
>using 2007 memes
>ishygddt

>>1354242
They're not sure why they do this. A theory is the snow and weather conditions confuses it, and it just keeps walking in one direction until it dies.

I believe he's searching for something greater than fish and nests can provide....

He's searching for himself....

>>1367557
Hey, thanks a lot for translating that, man.

>bird's name: Abettan
>jap bitch's name: Ouno Gifuno

Kinda weird names if I might say so.

>>1367977
>He thinks he is cool because he uses the latest memes in vogue.

Idiot

>>1337262
blackfather.gif

I only came here for cute birds.

>>1336131
>''WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, MOTHERFUCKER?''

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>>1368153
Look, this little cutie is sharing its food.

>>1368453
Holy fuck, its reaction time must be under 50ms.

>>1366660
That last second regret

>>1366660
>"What have I done?"

>>1334929
Bump

>>1335103
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Do coffee hawk moths count as birds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC0Di9XtJHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sR_ANT5M6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJusd-C52kk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSGxDKql2Pg

>>1371488
not really, but they can stay

bump for birbs

>>1373154
These webms are good, anon. You should have used them to open a new thread instead of posting them here, which is about to die.

New thread:
>>1373169