Made in America

>>1324949
>super angel
jesus is fucking awesome bro

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>>1325143

>>1325019
Lmao based mormons

>>1325211
>>>ninth circle

>>1326219
It's not really treachery. It would be the Eighth Circle along with all the flatterers, simoniacs, sorcerers, hypocrites, thieves, and counselors of fraud.

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>>1324949

>>1335593
It's a brilliant intellectual avant-garde piece on the decrepit state of the manufacturing industries and rampant employment outsourcing in post-Kennedy administration era of America!

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>>1324949
Autism in toy form

>IT'S A WHAT?

>>1336777
>catching people on the spot
>cherry picking the wrong answer out of all the answers
makes the makers look like morons though

>>1324949
Arianism is not new.

>>1338306
It's Chaser. They said that while they did choose the funniest answers, the volume of stupid answers was unbelievably high. But it's not like they were interviewing people working for businesses in the building around them; just retards walking up and down the street on a weekday.

>>1325038
really, what the fuck?

>>1339989
>>1339992
Jesus christ, these people need to be sent to mental asylums.

>>1345699
What they need is Putin.

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>“It is our duty to fight for our freedom.
>It is our duty to win.
>We must love each other and support each other.
>We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
>― Assata Shakur, Assata: An Autobiography

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assata_Shakur
>Assata Olugbala Shakur (born JoAnne Deborah Byron; July 16, 1947) is an African-American activist, member of the former Black Panther Party (BPP) and Black Liberation Army (BLA) and a convicted murderer. Between 1971 and 1973, Shakur was convicted of several crimes and was the subject of a multistate manhunt.
>In May 1973, Shakur was involved in a shootout on the New Jersey Turnpike, in which she was accused of killing New Jersey State Trooper Werner Foerster and grievously assaulting Trooper James Harper.[6] BLA member Zayd Malik Shakur was also killed in the incident, and Shakur was wounded.[6] Between 1973 and 1977, Shakur was indicted in relation to six other incidents—charged with murder, attempted murder, armed robbery, bank robbery, and kidnapping—resulting in three acquittals and three dismissals. In 1977, she was convicted of the first-degree murder of Foerster and of seven other felonies related to the shootout.[7]
>Shakur was incarcerated in several prisons in the 1970s. She escaped from prison in 1979 and fled to Cuba in 1984 after living as a fugitive for a few years, and received political asylum. She has been living in Cuba ever since. Since May 2, 2005, the FBI has classified her as a domestic terrorist and offered a $1 million reward for assistance in her capture. On May 2, 2013, the FBI added her to the Most Wanted Terrorist List; the first woman to be listed.[8] On the same day, the New Jersey Attorney General offered to match the FBI reward, increasing the total reward for her capture to $2 million.[9]

>"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win."
>― Karl Marx, Communist Manifesto

>>1339989
Trans woman of color, wtf the man is white as snow

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>>1346247
trans-racial is a thing now

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>>1324949
not

>jesus christ how horrfying

>>1325144
Wow... As a former Mormon (family pressure, didn't really believe it) this is 100% accurate. I mean, the guys who wrote The Book of Mormon should really know their stuff, but this is one of the best short retellings of how this bullshit cult got started I've ever seen.

>>1347441
>>1347442
Holy shit

This thread makes me want to kill myself.

>>1347471
"I am sorry for saying its impossible for someone to use "Black Magic" to Smite someone with lightning"

>>1348342

To be fair it's a bit condescending and close minded. He should have shouted "where the evidence that's actually happening?"

>>1348438
Nah he should have just burned the school down.

>>1338287
As someone who's ancestor fought the water stealing Mormons in Arizona I can dig this.

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>>1351398
Trans people are so fucking stupid who fucking cares wtf you are it's a fucking questions and you all act like fucking lil girls on ur period

>>1351396
>you don't have to be lonely on grindr
Only moderately funny part.

>>1347441
>sacred progressive space
>not an antagonizing space
>don't criticize our ideas

>in a university

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>>1324949

>>1347441
>>1347442

this is just sad

>>1351443
I'm a transwoman, and I don't act crazy.
I just go to work, play videogames, smoke weed, and generally keep to myself.
Then again, I pass. Come to think of it, not passing seems to be the common trend with crazy transpeople.

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Damn American bottles

>>1325019

only way to explain negros

>>1351396
>>1351398
>>1351401
>>1351405
common filth?

>>1358277
kek

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>>1325019
>>1325022
>>1325034
>>1325038

>>1325038
I was raised mormon. This is not entirely accurate and has a negative spin on the religion

>>1359241
>This is not entirely accurate

How so?

>>1359241
Are you sure you're not just biased?

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>>1358277
>American Education

>>1355049
Cornflakes?

>>1347470
the book of mormon was written by the same guys

>>1351443
dude, these "trans people" are just teenagers being teenagers... in fact, they are just crapping over the struggles gay people had...

>>1361250
Imagine how stupid the average american citizen in your head is. Just picture it.

Then realize that 49% are dumber than that.

I want to die!

>>1361250
The issue is that students are just taught how to solve maths, they are taught using text books that have math problems that have a fixed solution that you need to find. Everything has an answer, you just need to figure it out.

They're not seeing that this has no answer, it's outside of their experience with problems worded that way, they only know to find an answer, ANY ANSWER, using the numbers presented. The idea that its impossible doesn't occur to them because the way they have been taught doesn't include that idea.

>>1358277
thought this guy had left youtube

>>1361627
nah m8 its just cus muricans are fucking dumb

>>1324949
Wait wait wait a minute:

So Jehovah Witnesses believe that God and Jesus are not one in the same. They believe God who is named "Jehovah" created this "super angel" named "Michael" who went down to Earth for some reason to become a man through his birth from Mary. While on Earth, he was sinless and an all around good dude, but he didn't become "Jesus" until he was baptized. They get butthurt over the symbol of the cross believing it a Pagan symbol, and believed instead he was killed on an upright stake. Then his body was recreated by God in different bodies, one of which is Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho, and then after he was done convincing these random people that he is Jesus or whatever, he superman'd up back to heaven and became Michael again. As this SSJ Michael, he sits on this cloud throne and looks down at the people of Earth all pissed off like a Liberal watching Trump slowly gain momentum in the upcoming election, and one day he's going to REEEEE so hard he's just going to straight up shoot meteors on New York City and break the Hoover Dam like a temperamental child?

What a fucking dick. No wonder Jehovah Witnesses are so pompous. At least Mormons had golden plates and Broadway plays.

>>1325034
These niggas can't even drink tea?

>>1326872
That one dude felt so much of the power, he became Vince McMahon

>>1361682
nope

>>1361627
They're randomly guessing an operation out of + - * / and leaving out * because 625 is too old. They don't know what they're doing or why they're doing it but hoping to guess the right number. That's the real problem. If you threw in a few irrelevant numbers with a solvable word problem, that would also trip many of them up who will then try to use it somehow.

>>1361250
Yeah, 13 year olds are retarded. What else is new?

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>>1362981

>>1362962
But we know what DID start in 1914... And we know what Wilson did in 1913....

>>1363338
What's this from?

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>>1358277

They're worse in real life.

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>>1366170

>>1366170
>>1367574
Hillary's gonna win. I'm voting for trump, but I'm not delusional.

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>>1367603
/pol/ is pretty delusional

>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561
man i lovfe her

>lmao at that baby holy shit

>>1361907
Exactly. They see what looks like a math problem and they have been taught that math problems have an answer, so they try to find it.

>>1347441
Well at least some of them are laughing at her bullshit. It's still making me want to kill myself.

>>1351396
>>1351398
>>1351401
>>1351405
>mfw it's all ugly, acne-ridden 13 year olds
Well I really hope they grow out of it like of any other retarded teenage thing. If they don't, our society is seriously fucked.

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>>1367603
>Hillary's gonna win

>>1368955
>Well I really hope they grow out of it like of any other retarded teenage thing

Yeah, the thing is they cut their penises off so that's going to be difficult....

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>>1368968
How is her campaign still a thing?

>>1368973
Then at least they won't reproduce. Anyway, if it's legal in the USA to cut off the penis of a delusional but otherwise healthy minor then something is not right.

>>1324949
>Religion of peace

>>1347441
>>1347442
This is so God damn disheartening....

>>1369055
Way to be transphobic, bigot.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-change-treatment-for-kids-on-the-rise/
http://www.wnd.com/2016/09/child-4-worlds-youngest-ever-sex-change-patient/

>>1368947

I think they're laughing with her.

>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561
>[Beginning of video]
>Oh no that poor lady got je-
>[pulls out pistol]

W-we 1776 now?

>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561
>threatening to kill government officials on facebook
>Telling them your name in the video
why do this?

>>1324949
>Jesus, son of God
>depicted as white

Stopped viewing there

>>1336777
>Who won the Vietnam war
>"We did"
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>1370777
>>Oh no that poor lady got je-

She knew exactly what kind of house it was when she bought it for $1000. It's her fault for not fixing it a year later like her contract with the city required.

>>1351396

>i'm not gay
>i'm really really fucking gay

I like that kid

>>1324949
>"perfect, sinless man"
>kills billions of people simply because they didn't believe in a very specific version of a religion
wew

>>1371891
to be fair it wasn't him doing it but his followers, years and years afterwards based on what his other followers PROMISE he said

>>1346066
The chick in the green and white outfit has some big ass titties. Take heed of those big black boobies.

>>1325019
sounds like Nordic mythology

>>1367574
>35% tax on outsourcing
>people on the left have been calling for this for decades
>the Democratic establishment are too right wing to support it
>a far left economic policy is wildly popular with the Republican base

Conservatism is truly in its death throes.

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>>1354324
>>1355666

>>1347442
>Knowledge is relative
Completely dismissing an entire branch of thought without even interacting with it, simply on the basis that it comes from western culture is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
The dangerous levels of stupidity on both sides of the spectrum makes me feel so hopeless...
I came to this board to escape all that :(

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RIP

>>1361526
Do citizens of every country have a miniature american in their head ?

>>1324949
so this is probably a hasty judgment based on a two minute webm, but here's my impression

>the bible does not teach that Jesus is God
I think this is right-- Jesus's divinity is just the prevailing interpretation of the Bible. It sounds like these Jehovah's Witnesses have a clear-eyed and level-headed approach to the Scripture

>the rest of the webm
nvm

>>1338306
There's no "catching someone off guard" excuse for not knowing how many sides a triangle has.

>>1372611
The entire fucking problem is that we have to think in terms of two political parties. We should be beyond this. Bernie represented and Trump represents people who are totally outside 'their party' that their own damn parties did and have done everything to stop them. Bernie or Trump would have never wanted to run under a specific party if they could have gotten away with it.
Saying such and such a thing or idea only belongs to a specific party is completely idiotic and you know it. We should choose the best ideas for the country and those will change over time.

>>1374610
>I think this is right-- Jesus's divinity is just the prevailing interpretation

No, stop taking everything you read on reddit as fact.

>>1369466
>Encouraging a mental illness
Do you also encourage deranged people to listen to the voices in their head too?

>>1376503
Way to be Ableist, bigot

>>1376503
>Do you also encourage deranged people to listen to the voices in their head too?

Absolutely. Are you saying there is something wrong with the mentally special? Stop being so ignorant and educate yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4skSrBRaJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_cMziG1Fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_UnIsNPYgE

>>1361391
The phantom is the triumph of thrust over aerodynamics.

Still got me to half-mast, though.

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>>1324949

>>1375534
WE

>>1377509
Tracking point is amazing. The gun at their 50,000 price point can hit a target at 1400 yards moving 20 mph.

>>1361250
I wonder what the questioner would say if one of them starts with a range between 6-80 given average human working age and life expectancy.

>>1375534
Any backstory to this?

>>1377716
Baltimore Ravens fans stealing entry

>>1361250
>Buzz for 42
Get the fuck on.

>>1337134
imagine them without that swingy dingy shit

>>1377681
>>1361250
Managing a flock that large, means he has some experience, and is still physically fit, so between 25 and 50.

When you get dozens of mathematical word problems a day, and have to solve them in a limited time, of course you're just going to pick out the numbers and choose an operation, without actually reading the damned paragraph. That's just a paradigm thing. 8 to 24 is a pretty good ratio considering that.

I suppose you could solve the issue caused by monotony by tossing in a trick question every now and again, but that's just make the school's scores suffer as the student's actually slowed down to read them.

>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561
Not sure which is worse, the crack addicted mom about to break her toddler's neck, or the fact that she's legally bound to pay for a house that's under demolition.

Meh, not as bad as my friend's situation, where they can't figure out who owns the house, thus he's been in court trying to figure out who the mortgage payments actually go to, while five different banks demand payment. (And said shit's been in court since 2009.)

...and he's white - and sadly, the situation is far from unique.

>>1364279
G.I.Joe - Cobra's children's programming plot.

That whole show was hilarious.

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>>1324949

>>1375534
this looks fun

>>1361682
hot is the devil's temperature

>>1366170
Can I write Bernie in on the ballot?

>>1379141
You can if you live in Iowa, New Jersey, Mississippi, Vermont, Wyoming, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Alabama, D.C., or Oregon.

All other states are democracy free safe spaces.

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>>1376148

>>1377996

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/gi-joe-tv-show-oral-928423

Ron Friedman:
>"I'm a liberal and always have been. I felt that the Joes would be liberal and the Cobra people should not be. The Cobra people are always carping about each other and their differences, and the differences create gulfs between them. In the Joe group, the differences don't matter. There is never a negative comment, one about the other. The only time there was was when somebody failed to perform his duty adequately. Other than that, the Joes accepted their differences, never made a problem. The differences were celebrated, where the Cobras were always weaseling behind each other, badmouthing each other and were not there when needed."

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>discrimination is social justice

<face-palm> At least the Asian students were smart enough to not associate with them and not enable their discrimination by joining the Whites in solidarity.

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>>1382271

>>1382266
jesus christ thats just annoying

>>1325019
LIES! ALL LIES! when you're Morman, they call this "anti." It's usually made by disgruntled ex-mormens who thought they were going to get like 20 wives or something

>>1376148
>
shes high look at her jaw damn

>>1361250
this isn't really a symptom of stupidity so much as a symptom of obedience

the man is asking the questions to children in a closed setting

the kids are being pressured into answering the question and are responding to an authoritative figure assuming that his presence gives validity to the questions he is asking. Calling bullshit on a figure of authority isn't something we as humans tend to enjoy doing, especially in 1 on 1 settings.

if the question was posed as multiple choice where one of the options was "Not Enough Information" my guess is that accuracy goes way up because the kinds probably don't even realize that as an optional answer in the specific situation.

>>1347442
>gravity isn't real
>this equation is nothing

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>>1324949

>>1374806
you're right, I've been spending too much time on r/arianism

>>1339992
>INDIVIDUALS

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>>1377770
Just like they stole our fucking football team
>Cleveland was robbed

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Is it over yet

>>1384064
this is the gayest piece of shit I've seen all week

>>1339992
"We have nothing to lose but our chains....and mommy's allowance. But mostly our chains!"

>>1384064
no matter who wins we all lose

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>>1324949

>>1384064
That's fucking retarded.

>>1382271
is the use of deadly force allowed in such situations? I mean they have no permission to occupie the area or stop you.

>>1382823
>t. increasingly nervous Mormon

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>>1386555

>>1382875
>this isn't really a symptom of stupidity so much as a symptom of obedience
>the kids are being pressured into answering the question and are responding to an authoritative figure assuming that his presence gives validity to the questions he is asking. Calling bullshit on a figure of authority isn't something we as humans tend to enjoy doing, especially in 1 on 1 settings.

According to Psychology, it's evidence that children are mentally incapable of the task.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRF27F2bn-A

>>1382266
>>1382269
>>1382271
>>1382302
fuggin commies

>>1351396
I don't get it, is it rude to ask someone what they identify as? Because sometimes it's truly not easy to tell and I don't want to offend their fragile insecurities.

>>1351396
this are extremely hard to watch

>>1351398
how the fuck do they get this bad when they're so young?

Is this 100% from tumblr?

>>1386088
Less nervous Mormon here.
Most of it is truth, twisted and painted to make it look racist and such. But if you want to get to know for yourself, why not visit a Sunday church meeting?

>>1325022
Less nervous Mormon here.
Ok, this is what I mean with twisted painted altered facts.

>>1361526
>>1361627
>>1362156
>>1377681
>>1377798
>>1377963
>>1382875

Do any of you realize these are Mexicans?

>>1367603
its the future! WE WON!

>>1377509
there's absolutely no need for the screen to be on that tiny google glass.

>>1369000


well, it isn't anymore

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American Democracy is best Democracy

>>1361250
and it sucks because we are getting dumber and dumber because we let third world leeches into this country now

>>1324949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MXCCrxsWWQ

>>1389694
i am sure as long as there are gems like you, USA will be just fine....

>>1387359
>thinking this could happen anywhere except in the """democracy""" of the united states
Perhaps you can finally start by blaming your own system for a change

>>1382269
Shit like this is why people voted for Trump

>>1325019
holy ass fucking

>>1389603
they deserve to be shot

>>1390341
>Perhaps you can finally start by blaming your own system for a change
And what, pray tell, should I be upset about and lay blame on within my system? You do realize that the United States is a Republic and not a direct democracy, right? And that's for very good reason because Ancient Rome had a direct democracy for the last century or so of the western Roman empire and it was fucking chaos. Mob rule is not a good thing, especially when basically half of the people in a state live in the same places.

>>1325019
how do Mormons explain Asians?

>>1324949
Apart from not believing in the trinity or the cross and the bit about the 144000 this is really barely different from any other christian faith.

That said, the animations and the soundtrack were dumb.

>>1325019
So much So false XD
>>1325022
FROM THE STARBASE XD KEK
>>1325034
>>1325038
But yes they are all very very false. To the point they are silly. Yes they have some true parts but wow so bullshit.

>>1359292
Like halve of everything said in the videos is false. Like every time multiple wives are brought up. And a bunch of other stuff.

>>1390803
>Like every time multiple wives are brought up

Mormon's origins are polygamous. They have since rewritten their doctrines to remove it.

>>1390399
They didn't do nothing. They were just foraging that guy's cell phone, and his wallet, and his car and working out with his face and shit.

>>1382823
didnt Joseph Smith have around 50 wives?
>>1387439
what about the native americans?
didnt they get their red skin as punishment from god?

>>1325019
this stuff sounds like the lord of the rings

>>1390899
Not even the origins. The very beginning wasn't. Not until the second leader. But yes I dont know exactly what was taught in it during those times. Heck that was like a hundred years ago. At the time they would have been promised their wives in heaven, and likewise the women promised their husbands. But I doubt more women then that. It's just one of those things that whoever made that twisted a bit.

Also some things there were things that some Mormons believed, but the officials have never said yes it was that way. Like the thing about black people (honestly not totally sure on that), also mormons are allowed to have caffeine now. Just not allowed to have coffee. It has always been "hot drinks" but that commandment was before cold caffeinated things so it was up for interpretation until a leader said one way or another. Which as far as I'm concerned seems super silly, it made sense to interpret that commandment as yo dont do drugs, alcohol, smoking, caffeine. But no caffeine is fine just not if it's hot.

Don't get me wrong some of their beliefs are super silly, but I dare you to find me a religion with beliefs that aren't super silly.

>>1391991

Or Superman meets Scientology

>>1392077
>The very beginning wasn't. Not until the second leader.

The LDS has given up on trying to keep that lie up. He officially had 30 to 40 wives including underage girls according to them.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/11/living/mormon-founder-polygamy/

>>1338306
what religion is a BUDHIST monk?
is a refrigerator hot or cold?
Is the sun brighter than the moon?
There are questions that if you are an adult you should know.
Otherwise you should be locked up somewhere assembling ammunition for your own execution.

>>1348342
That would be so rad though

>>1325038
>tfw no magic mormon undies

>>1355049
Is a transwoman a woman who used to be a guy or a guy that used to be a woman?
or some kind of transformer decepticon scum?

>>1347442
is there more on this? I'd like to see that nigger destroyed

>>1366170
How slow is this board.
the biggest fuck you did feel good

>>1355666
the trips
THE TRIPS

>>1386555
I don't get it. What do they expect will happen?

>>1389603
ooga booga

>>1370828
tbf 100% of americans are taught that the vietnam war was a "tie" in schools (cause america doesn't lose, baby)

>>1347470
both are written by the same people...

>>1392077
> but the officials have never said yes it was that way. Like the thing about black people

No
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_and_Mormonism
>From the mid-1800s until 1978, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints had a policy which prevented most men of black African descent from being ordained to the church's lay priesthood. Black members were also not permitted to participate in most temple ordinances. These views influenced views on civil rights.[1] During the mid-1800s, president of the church Brigham Young held the position that slavery was a "divine institution, and not to be abolished until the curse pronounced on Ham shall have been removed from his descendants,"[2]
>Young taught that black suffrage went against doctrine,[6] that God had taken away the rights for blacks to hold public office[7] and that God would curse whites who married blacks.[8][3] These views were criticized by abolitionists of the day.[9][10] Though the church had an open membership policy for all races, relatively few black people who joined the church retained active membership.[11] Young had taught that the ban on blacks would one day be lifted when "all the other descendants of Adam have received the promises and enjoyed the blessings of the priesthood and the keys thereof".[12]
>before the civil rights movement, the LDS Church's policy went largely unnoticed and unchallenged.[15][16] Beginning in the 1960s, however, the church was criticized by civil rights advocates and religious groups, and in 1969 several church leaders voted to rescind the policy, but the vote was not unanimous among the members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, so the policy stood. In 1978, the First Presidency and the Twelve, led by Spencer W. Kimball, declared they had received a "revelation" instructing them to reverse the racial restriction policy. The change seems to have been prompted at least in part by problems facing mixed race converts in Brazil.

>>1389603
If you don't conceal carry you deserve to have this happen to you. This is grounds to shoot easy in my state.

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>>1392708
No, we're taught that we "left". It's the south that lost afterwards.

>>1367603
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1392253

They want to show off how tough they are.

>>1361689
>McMahonliness is next to Godliness

>>1338287
Sounds like Mario music. Was Miyamoto trying to tell us something?

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>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561

>>1395206
She recorded it...

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>>1395341
She wanted to get back at the baby's father

>>1396259
I hope this bitch got in trouble for this.

Christ almighty.

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>>1324949

>>1346066
That is legitimately scary cult shit.

>>1351398
>What's between your legs
>Magic

That would be hilarious in a different context

>>1384073
>T. Myguylost

>>1386555
Don't you mean Darwin award comp.

>>1393550
Man of his word.

Too bad celebrities don't follow through with moving the fuck out.

>>1395206
Hahaha yeah, it's like I can see the crime rate lowering before my very eyes

>>1387466
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about, nogunz.

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>>1367603
>>1387451

In hindsight, it was pretty obvious to everyone but the DNC. Even Bill saw it coming and was ignored.

>>1382785
>>1382810
>>1382814
>>1382842
>>1382851
>>1382866
THanks for these anon

>>1374666
satan gets it

>>1351398
>cis scum
so, a person whose gender identity matches their biological gender is an asshole because....?

>>1376146
what are atheists like in non-christian countries? are they as vocal and militant? i'm assuming this is just a western (and mostly american) thing

>>1347442
niggers.

>>1371815
Second.

>>1361250
>CommonCoreMath.webm

>>1325142
>>1325143
>>1325144
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>1364531
>>1364558
>>1364561
This woman is basically the same as the founding fathers desu. God bless her.

>>1367658
>>1370777
>>1370779
>>1377973
>>1399958
Bad news, folks.


http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2016/11/01/house-shooting-facebook/93128314/

>>1392077
>mormon commuter comes out of Starbucks
>mormon policeman stops him
>"Put the hot coffee down"
>"Actually, it's iced coffee"
>"holy fuck this guy's good"

>>1382266
I'm the kind of dickhead who would walk right through that gate during the protest and keep going, refusing to acknowledge shit.

>>1339992
can we have fucking camps for these assholes?

>>1369466
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL
GENDER FLUID ISNT REAL

>>1377429
>mentally special
Are we being trolled?

>>1359241
Is SLC the Mecca for Mormons?

>>1325019
white and delightsome

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>>1346066

College kids will jump on any bandwagon if it has the right label on it without thinking it through

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>>1401808

>>1371891
>billions
Never doubt the smug retardation of an atheist.

>>1324949
This is what I've never understood about Jehovah's Witnesses. If only 144,000 Witnesses will make it to Heaven while everyone else perishes, then wouldn't you want to keep your club pretty fucking select and VIP? Why do they go door to door recruiting new members who could end up proving themselves more devote and replace them?

>>1368955
>our society is seriously fucked

You act like they just started popping up out of the ground. They've always been here. It's just that now they are more visible due to social media and general shifts in the attitudes of society.

>>1361526
You're not George Carlin. Old George got it wrong anyway. Don't confuse median and averages. On average the United States has a higher IQ than almost anyone else.

>>1346066

If a group or organization is trying to get you to repeat mantras, get the fuck out of there.

If a group or organization is trying to get you to repeat mantras, get the fuck out of there.

If a group or organization is trying to get you to repeat mantras, get the fuck out of there.

>>1402304
>I pledge allegiance to the flag...

>>1351501

It's rude to interrupt someone in the middle of speaking on a panel. They almost always open the floor to questions and comments from the audience

I mean, they went with the 'this is a sacred space' argument instead of 'shut the fuck up, you came here to listen to us talk, this isn't an open discussion,' so who knows what rules fly there?

>>1347441
>This is not an antagonizing space.
>Now let's antagonize Western Culture and fucking science.

>>1325019
kek what the fuck

>>1351396
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>1338306
you're in that video aren't you?

>>1347441
>niggaz be summoning lightnin bolts n shit
>you cant explain that!
>that's because it's not true
>SHUT UP RACIST MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A SACRED SPACE

>>1400949
USA please nuke Toronto

>>1400949
>Women's suffrage? Oh that's close enough to "suffering", and I'm against women suffering so where do I sign?

>>1402316
>"How do we even start to decolonize science because science is true because it is science and, you know, what can you do
>"...and my response to that is that if I personally were committed to decolonization, science as a whole is a product of western modality
>"and the whole thing should be scratched off"
In academia, only in the humanities and social sciences are people given a pass for discussing something that they have never bothered to even study. Foundations of science is not some new field that she just conceived of, and she's reducing it to what is probably the only argument she has ever learned to make: the binary of oppressor and oppressed, the racist and self-destructive rhetoric of decolonization.

It's a panel discussion where she responded to an audience member, and then asked a question. He answered. Consider that those three little words, "it's not true", are enough to bring her entire incoherent screed to a rational halt, and crush the blind enthusiasm.

None of this garbage belongs in a university. If they are seeking to start a cult, they should do it elsewhere.

>>1402228
Those 144,000 people who are going to heaven are there to help out on the new "government". The rest of the people that Jehovah accepted will stay on the earth, governed by that "government" and fulfilling the original order given by god.

For them earth will be left the same, except all surviving inhabitants will now be perfect, immortal and will have the task to build Eden once more, as god sees fit

>>1361673
>he didn't become "Jesus" until he was baptized

He was Jesus the moment he was born as a human, but named "Christ" when he baptized. This gave him the title of "Jesus Christ".

>shoot meteors on New York City and break the Hoover Dam like a temperamental child

He´ll swoop in and destroy all current government power, including their armies and important buildings. Collateral damage can´t be avoided I guess, but all loyal Witnesses will be resurrected in the next 1000 years anyways.

>temperamental child

I mean, god already flooded the earth once to rid the earth of all evil. This time people have boats, so they need more effective ways to destroy all of it.

>>1347442
well this is true


and yall niggas trying to be edgysmart and stuff

>>1382875
I'd say that there is also the factor of the cultural/ethnic back grounds of the kids and how they treat authority, most of those kids weren't white and I imagine a white student, since they culturally have less of a emphasis on authority, would be less likely to attempt to conform/appease the authority figure.

>>1387443
taught by american teachers

>>1389603
>>1390399
>>1391716
>>1392260
>>1393493
gotta love chicago

>>1324949
>he will destroy all but the faithful Jehovah Witness's
>144,000 Jehovah Witness's go to heaven

On the J W site is says there are 8,220,105 world wide. So what happens to the 8,186,105 left over?

>>1407039

see

>>1406481

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>>1374242

>>1384064
I like it

>>1397949
As much as I love Bernie, he deserved that.

>>1324949
remember when anybody asks..
HE IS INVISIBLE!

>>1374367
Not even agreeing with this ignorant bitch, however, if her point is that she wants to start from zero in terms of knowledge, you know what, I am OK with that, go do it at your own damn university in Ghana in Kenya where ever the hell you want that has that "colonial" mindset that she claims exists in the knowledge realm, problem for her is, her people are god damn smarter than that and will not go along because she would be laughed out of school

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>>1390354
That and #BLM

>>1387466
yes there is its called the future.

>>1351396
>>1351398
>>1351401
>>1351405
>Vine is officially shut down
Good riddance.

>>1325019
>endless celestial sex

Holy shit, my sides

>>1339989
>>1339992
Can we stop enabling these motherfuckers? This is a cut and dry mental illness. I mean FFS you'd think the liberals would have learned by now after losing every single facet of government, If I was slick willy clinton I'd be curbstomping these despicable pieces of shit. You'd think Trump taught them a thing or two after coming out of nowhere and besting lifelong politicians.

>>1351396
>But you have two x chromosomes and are catagorically female
>NOTAFUCKINGIRL!!!! REEEEEEEEEE

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This shit is spreading everywhere

>>1334889
I... i cants reads music

>>1351396
This is what happens when you don't let bullies do what they need to be doing.

>>1400949
that qt at 1:10

>>1384064
Did President Pepe talk about his small dick during the debates?

>>1395206
I'm guessing the fetus was resisting arrest.

>>1415373
Please, nobody cares about black on black crime. Doing so would make you a racist or whitewashed.

>>1415366
>>1384192
Sorry reddit you lost we won.

[X] Brexit
[X] Trump
[X] Rosberg

Niggers and cucks got BTFO so hard this year. :D

>>1417689
They'll be back. They always come back.