when are you going to post something funny
>>1293320
What's the song in this? I recognize it but I can't remember the name or the anime
>>1293391
LiSA - Crossing Field
>>1293316
THESE SUBTITLES ARE INCORRECT, JUST FYI
>>1293431
Thank you captain obvious!
>>1293316
JIDF CONFIRMED
>>1293436
You'd be surprised.
It's obviously NOT obvious for people who don't speak German.
>>1293431
1 SHEKEL HAS BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
>>1293440
>>1293439
I don't speak german and it was obvious you fucking moron.
>>1293442
Good for you!
>>1293439
I legitimately want to know if you're old enough to post on this site or not.
>>1293447
I've been here all summer, bro.
>>1293320
sword art online
>>1293399
FUCK
>>1293600
thats fucked up
>>1293607
I didn't laugh, but I did find this interesting.
>>1293600
>skyrim ragdolls.webm
>>1293640
>Ragdolls
>>1293607
This was Man of Steel, right?
>>1293626
ok I lost but mostly because of that look he gave the ball that was like "Why have you betrayed me!!"
>>1293626
that grass is so lush
>>1293742
Man of Wheel.
>>1293607
>guy on the motorbike whips out his camera.
always gets me.
>>1293624
>80s japan
fucking awesome
>>1293409
They later found out their friend had died from alcohol poisoning and wasn't just passed out.
>>1293604
I am so grateful that, although I'm a lazy piece of shit, I am in no way fat and am able to accomplish basic physical activities when pressed. I feel nothing but shame for this individual.
>>1293305
its funny to watch the fuckers on the show trying to cooperate even though they hate eachothers guts
>>1293431
It seems pretty much like how BBC reported it
404. lose not found. Sims was closest.
..guys cmon
>>1293647
Nice save. What a champ.
>>1293866
What the fuck does that even mean you autist
>>1293305
you know Jamie wants to drop a toaster in Adam's bath irl.
>>1293833
the guy with the hat is in on it
it's basically a practical joke/social experiment they act out on the street
>>1293336
Fucking Bane
>>1293544
the title got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsVSG64MMVQ.
>>1293831
the dude had something messed up with his legs. He was overwieght as a result of that.
>>1293399
lost
>>1293409
White (((friends)))
>>1293982
That was fucking great.
>>1293626
This is awesome. Fuck I love my dogs
>>1293985
Lel.
>>1293631
Hahahaha...
>>1293982
>>wsg
>>1293827
sauce?
>>1294022
yeah, not even raping the bastard, how disrespectful
>>1293316
Well, i am German and these subtitles are like shit
>>1293642
Source?
>>1293842
Rename this to "texas.webm" and you have the perfect webm
>>1294254
FUCK. LMAO
>>1294254
An hero
>>1293626
legends says he is still sliding
>>1293827
he literally says "stop" in the webm
>>1294014
Gets me every time
>>1294199
fucking lost
>>1293762
beautifully done
>>1293842
lost hard
>>1293985
>you take the monkey's side
Kek
>>1293819
Can you also make a list of the ones you didn't lose at?
>>1294171
Bad Lieutenant
>>1293985
the ending made it
some oc
oc here too
>>1294251
found the guy who thinks Texans fuck their sisters and has never left his safe space
youre after Kentucky sir
>>1294277
and you think he didn't die afterwards?
you don't die instantly from that, just so you know.
>>1294348
>pepe
oh you
>>1294372
I have never been drunk or around drunk people in my life: The Post
>>1294348
Waste of money in the name of political correctness
>>1293409
FUCk
>>1294396
I've lived all my life here on Boracay Island, a 7KM long hole littered from end to end with bars and clubs.
I know alcohol poisoning, you presumptuous fuck.
>>1293409
andy's got some long, delicate feet.
>>1293992
that's a good one
>>1294248
>>1293836
why do they hate eachother
>>1294348
this makes me fucking sad
>>1294348
>>1293645
Lost so fucking hard
I'd post the webm of this, but its much more than 4MB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWNc2NwkW74
>>1293639
lost hard
>>1294403
>calls me presumptuous
>presumes he can judge whether or not someone is suffering fatal alcohol poisoning via a webm
Okay, kid.
>>1293482
what's the song
>>1293631
every. fucking. time.
>>1294458
deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff
>>1294444
I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about, but strangely entertaining.
Nice quads btw
>>1293647
Hecklers are the fucking worst - what a champ.
>>1293482
It's funnier if you just watch the silhouette of the guy doing the dance.
>>1294469
Stop being a burden on the humanity.
>>1294468
It's quite simple really. Faggotization, Niggerization, and Tardation are all aspects of humans.
Faggotization is the mental aspect. At its best, it's intelligence. At its worse, its nerdiness and social ineptitude
Niggerization is the physical aspect. At its best, it's athleticism. At its worse, it's a life of toil and hardship
Tardation is the social aspect. At its best, its gregariousness. At its worse, it's vapidness and being a slut
Depending on how your life goes, and in what order you grow into these aspects, will vastly shape who you are as a person.
[spoiler]I had to watch that video for months before I finally understood[/spoiler]
>>1293314
this is hilarious
>>1294420
They have stated that they don't hate each other, but rather don't interact with each other more than as co-workers. Adam has stated that they don't care for each other on a personal level but they respect the abilities of each other.
>>1294311
elég gyenge petikém
>>1294504
én bocs
>>1294482
Sauce for the quality
https://youtu.be/REZALxrv-6E
>>1294409
dude. you need to watch toy story.
>>1293639
Lost. Totally. Completed.
>>1293314
Lost. Dammit...
>>1293316
we can currently confirm that the killer[?] was shot while fleeing. 3 people were severly harmed, 1 not so much, 14 people are traumatised. we can confirm that the criminal had an axe. we dont know anything about a motive or the nationality of the guy.
>Do you want Google to translate this pagefrom Welsh to English?
What the fuck are you people posting
>>1293607
This is why drafting is important
>>1293610
I think I need medical attention due to the destruction of my sides.
>>1294248
I'm literally crying I haven't laughed that hard in a year thank you.
>>1294462
thanks
ich weiß dass hier auch einige deutsche sind
>>1294564
i wish germans didn't exist. the most unfunniest people on the planet.
>>1294582
I dunno
>>1293624
I FEEEELLLL COOOOOOCCCCKKKK
>>1293600
wtf is going on here?
>>1294564
kraut humor, everyone.
>>1294596
OH god i have a new ringtone now
>>1293647
What the fuck did he say?
I can't understand with that earrape tier audio
>>1294651
"I'm glad you remember"
>>1294671
Thanks
>>1294564
>ich weiß dass hier auch einige deutsche sind
ja, dann poste halt was witziges und nicht diesen rotz von TV-total, unterstes assi niveau. RTL im übrigen auch, danke!
>>1294505
semmi baj
>>1294531
underrated.
>>1293631
That fucking last one got me.
>>1294593
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asphyxia#Compressive_asphyxia
>>1293626
URAGIRIMONO
>>1294348
I do not know what about this is more autistic, the cripple trying to walk or the one who thaught giving the torch to a cripple who can't walk was a good idea
>>1294818
Context?
>>1293316
someones really desperate to make germoney look bad. thats the 3rd webm ive seen in this month now that has a """"translation"""" like this
>>1293842
literally can't breathe
>>1294846
asian family left their ip cam unsecured
>>1294871
she's not wearing daisy dukes
>>1294871
damn, thanks for the cancer.
>>1294818
>>1294348
I am legitimately bummed out now.
>>1294928
Please tell me there's more of these.
>>1294938
I made them, there's more to be edited.
Going to stream live in about an hour.
>>1294947
You are a hero.
>>1294950
watch for the thread
>>1293439
are you fucking retarded? legit question
>>1293614
Anybody else always gets punched right in the feels when Hal is doing one of those "good father scenes"?
>>1293631
>that last noise
Classic
>>1293762
That was a pretty decent joke executed very horribly.
>>1293835
HOLY SHIT.
DAMN, SON. THIS SHIT IS JUST WAY TOO FUNNY.
>>1293394
It's amazing how well these two videos sync up.
>>1293762
not even a smile m8
>>1294531
Well,,,, i lose
>>1294702
dont talk to me or my son ever again
>>1293314
Well i lost, how did you get this?
>>1294928
I spit out my drink and it came out my nose
>>1294420
I wouldn't call it hate, more like dislike.
If you watch the show though, you can generally tell why. Their working ethics and approaches towards their goals are usually very different, and often conflict.
Like, imagine working with a guy who always wants to do shit the exact opposite way you want to, day in and day out.
>>1293482
Honestly, if Jedi had ended this way, it would have been a better movie.
>>1293607
>not the eurobeat edit
>>1294928
Why would someone do this, both sides
>>1294728
Fucking ded
>>1293631
"you got a warface!?!?"
"let me see your war face!"
>>1293399
everytime
>>1293600
more like induced brain damage
>>1293611
Lost
>>1294928
fucking kek
>>1294564
what a strange and fascinating people
I dont actually remember what his is mostly because i spelled it wrong
>>1293645
omg im dying
>>1295198
What does the number actually go to
>>1295198
mystery nigger always gets me
>>1294954
please post link in this thread
for the love of god, you're a godsend
>>1293320
i cant tell if it is satire or not the fedora makes it hard
>>1295264
It actually works.
If you go to their website, you can listen to some voicemails people have left on their machine.
>>1295278
Sause?
What song is that?
>>1293305
>>1293314
Why the fuck did I watch this shit.. terrible, kill you're self.
>>1293762
Gus Johnson is painfully unfunny
>>1293626
I wonder if that dog would go fetch my sides from orbit.
>>1294343
kek
>>1294702
rename to 5foot9
>>1294790
>People using autistic as a replacement for dumb
>Being legitimately autistic
>>1294818
Oh god I'm fucking dying.
>>1294593
natural selection
>>1295251
>AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what did he mean by this
>>1295343
>oh is that a penis?
>I've heard alot about those
>>1293320
Oh this guy is so punchable.
>>1294251
Santiago del Estero
>>1293824
Jamie isn't canadian.
>>1294790
It's sadder that you can't spell for shit. Think about what you've done
>>1294199
I can't wait for this to be the norm in our hypersexualized "nothing matters so fuck it" culture. I can't wait to be those parents.
I'm going to walk in on my kids fucking one day, and in the midst of my shock and appall, I will remember this .webm. Shit, I'll probably still have it saved somewhere. I'll remember, and I'll smile and say "godspeed you filthy fucking kids".
>>1294701
I never thought of that, fucking nope.
>>1295346
Only funny vid of his
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNv52S4leE
>>1293827
That just mades it 10 times as funny
>>1294928
I haven't laughed this hard is a long ass time thank you
>>1293336
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>1294348
I feel like that was staged but the bad acting gets a pass b/c he's handicapped
>>1294871
d.va is so hot
>>1293842
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ponder
Does anyone have that webm of the joke documentary about time?
>>1294348
In all due respect guys, this is quite a beautiful thing. Compassion is lovely, and we all need more of it. But let it be conditional because I fucking hate retards
>>1293842
I have the same relationship with my sister, except she is a few years older than me.
Is this weird?
>>1293607
why is this making me cry?
>>1295426
Why is it not camps and concentration
>>1294593
bethesda games
>>1295021
I'm angry this still makes me laugh every time.
>>1293391
Sword Art Online
>>1295340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5DjuaLNN8
>>1294444
>checked
Also that video, that fucking channel, this fucking guy... this is something else
Happy crystal anniversary everyone!
>>1294002
are you sure it was his legs and not his unhealthy diet and lifestyle choices?
>>1293626
He didn't take his eyes off the ball for a moment.
>>1294728
KEK
>>1295562
install gentoo
>>1295631
I'm pretty sure he's arthritic in the legs.
>>1295489
Living the dream
>>1293842
Actually lost for once
>>1295343
>that was a tasty treat that can't be beat
Ten outta ten
>>1295669
Pepe le Grinch
>>1294690
Amazing. The German used his lack of humor to coerce the jobless into being more productive.
>>1295504
*camps and reich
>>1294199
The greatest webm I've ever seen.
We need more of this. Fuck, I just realized how starved I've been for genuine entertainment.
>>1295278
This is actually fucking great and elegant shit
can someone post the "does that excite you nyaa" nose lick?
>>1295464
are you autistic mate
>>1294348
why do the inferior get extra shit nowadays, this is fucking stupid
>>1294690
>implying those shows aren't staged, du vollidiot
>>1293647
Felt bad for him until he turned it around, fair play
>>1295488
Lol
>>1295450
Edgelord detected
>>1294564
sowas insta triggered jeden deutschen mit verstand
>>1295422
Sadder? You mean more sad? It's ok, you were too busy correcting someone else.
>>1293988
Kek
>>1293320
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0
>>1294903
Is this for real ?
>>1295549
laughed even though it was planned
>>1294853
Keep in mind that there are other countries who have to deal with this bullshit on a way bigger level on a daily bases, Hans
>>1294248
fucking kek'd
>>1293305
>>1294343
This isn't a feels thread desu.
;-;
>>1295445
>that disclaimer in the description AND in the comment section
we live in dark times
>>1293988
Lost
>>1295954
that's pretty sad
>>1295975
It was a great episode. If you haven't seen it, you should give Quantum Leap a shot, great show.
>>1295954
good old woundman
>>1293394
I lose so hard to this every time. The body movements and the speech just work so well together.
>>1293624
damnt it... lost hard
>>1293373
>talks about people not posting something funny, while not posting something funny.
You know what the definition of a hypocrite is bud?
>>1295650
I'm pretty sure its because he's fat and is wearing his pants saggy
>>1293305
>>1294154
It's a joke about your nation being shitty, Hans
>>1293827
>>1295148
This version is vastly superior to the eurobeat version
>>1294199
goddamnit this... lost hard
>>1294199
sauce?
>>1295426
dude you are in 4chan you will not have kids, you will be lucky if you ever fuck someone
>>1295954
Literrally everyone on this site.
>>1294504
magyar cigany
>>1294593
niggers
>>1295198
deth nigga is the guy from thug notes right?
>>1295795
Huh?
Is it summer or why are you here. You lack basic reading skills.
>>1294564
>>1294695
>>1295828
Same question to you guys. Why in the world are you speaking anything but English.
Piss off from this board? Maybe go to /b/ or /pol/ where some of your retarded friends might hide.
>>1294790
>thaught
kys
>>1294728
im dead
>>1294897
9/10 for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfTyEtVIe84
>>1293320
I would think this is satirical but using SoA might mean literal autism
>>1295951
go away
>>1296078
this
>>1296078
Shh let the lottery winners dream on
This is a new OC. I have a shorter version too
>>1293611
Holy shit, that dude looks like me.
>>1295343
this sounds like Markiplier
[spoiler] is it really him?[/spoiler]
>>1294871
Way to steal an0nymooses joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNVjvWuw6QI
>>1295251
Dafuq anime is this
>>1296003
No, being fat and having saggy pants will not make you unable to put pressure on one specific leg. He has one serious injury to his right leg hence why he makes all the effort he can to not put any pressure on it.
>>1295021
fking kek
>>1296043
kekkk
>>1293600
13th amendment was a mistake
>>1296133
>stealing
wew lad
>>1294986
Yep. Every time. I loved that show.
>>1296133
Pls check your sources.
The guy that did the SFM Overwatch version gives credit to the original content and it doesn't seem like he is making any profit out of his channel at all.
It's basically a parody.
>>1295562
Unprotected IP cams/security systems.
Check the /g/ archives
Best edition on this website
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=432ZeCRYJWM
>>1294531
Aren't there any more good versions of this type?
>>1296131
>Title
Hehe slamdank
https://youtu.be/yXjcHeKLXSM
>>1293988
Fuck
>>1296030
>>1295148
>eurobeat edit
Fuck off nigger, man of steel is 100320503250259249832490238942384932849032849+2384+03284+032840+3248230+48320948329478312´4120784219´382193812´971235´9871358´3175893´1578´473´24732´980417´4930147´209573290´57329573290´5732590´327590´3284790´31841´93571´90513 better.
>>1296277
I don't know why you are so interested in being hated. But you should realise that self promotion is never welcome here.
Especially if all you do is recycle without even using a distinctive title.
But yay, google advertisement, you moron.
>>1296281
fucking nathan
>>1296283
Get out. It's autumn, dork
Hahahaha
>>1296295
Where is the funny?
>>1293305
it's fake
>>1293336
that's only a rc model
>>1296295
im that guy that cuts him off and drives slow not giving him space to switch lanes
>>1295489
GREENTEXT THAT SHIT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>1295278
This shit is so retarded.
>>1296137
it's senran kagura: estival versus, a ps4/vita game
>>1296332
your the guy in the backseat of his moms minivan
>>1296295
Inital D was drifting, this is fucking motorway racing you spaz
>>1295923
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0hbg79ftU
>>1293624
80s-90s was the pinnacle of attractive asians
>prove me wrong
>>1294728
Fucking gold
>>1296078
thanks mom that was really insightful
>>1296329
YOU SOLVED THE CASE!
CONGRATULATIONS!!?!
>>1293624
I wonder how different 80's coke tastes
>>1294555
This seems targeted at a fifty-year-old father whom just upgraded his cable provider.
>>1294251
ohio or west virginia
>>1296257
This can't be real.
>>1295343
I remember the original
fukken kek
>>1296532
>>1296320
Are you not entertained?
>>1296332
You are the guy that tries to sabotage his predictions and causes accidents? Good for you. Since you are still alive to post this it must be paying off for you big time.
>>1295408
>Sodoma del Estupro
>>1295616
The best one in this thread
>>1294928
Holy mother of kek.
>>1296986
does anyone have the mad max webm with the washing machine drumming?
>>1294575
wtf IS this?
>>1295680
Fucking dying. American news never fails.
>>1293835
underrated post
>>1293835
lost hard
>>1293311
>>1297154
Gold!
>>1295426
>>1294199
That's hot
>>1293431
consider my record corrected. THANKS!
>>1293642
fukin filename
>>1293642
>Cage's fucking face
>>1294482
Kill yourself.
>>1294343
yeah nice "OC" you Fuckbucket
>>1294728
holy shit I lost
>>1293314
Try opening 3 tabs of this a once, I'm about to die.
>>1298228
IP camera trolling
>>1293835
Its funny you can tell how he changes color from pink to purple to strong red.
>>1293482
DO THE SHEEV!
>>1294250
wu tang what song?
>>1294199
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen since I saw my own dick for the first time
>>1297366
What's the song name?
>>1296177
agreed
>>1293833
> calls someone disgusting
> its a fucking nigger
>>1293988
Fucking killed me! absolutely lost
>>1296329
don't joke about it, my uncle died on that plane
(he was manlet)
>>1294903
If this is for real, then this is fucking great. Good sports.
>>1294928
Question, is it illegal to do this stuff with unprote ted ip cams ?
>>1294348
this shit makes sport watchable
they shouldnt really be forcing a retard to do this shit for them just to make shit funnier
>>1295616
lost
>>1296295
asshole
>>1299650
If we compare the Olympics to Nascar, the Paralympics are just a better Nascar. Accidents happen more often. And people not only get paraplegic in them but they are crippled from the start!
>>1294348
But seriously, noone gonna comment (apart from the first anon) on the subtle "PEPEEEEE" edit?
>>1296281
What the hell
>>1294947
PLEASE ANON - make more webm's I have not laughed this hard in years!
>>1296428
Fuck you I like it
>>1295426
>Strasser
I can't enjoy this .webm because the Strasserist branch of the Nazis lost power WAAAAY before there were camps
>>1296281
This is so sad and funny at the same time. My fucking sides man.
>>1293639
jesus christ my sides are simply gone
>>1295278
the white guy is really the only reason this is funny
>>1295614
underrated
>>1296295
>asshole
how's he an asshole
assholes are people who get in front of you and drive slow, then gun it in passing zones
>>1296986
dat cop car at the end kek
>>1298438
ice cube
>>1298513
why ;(
>>1293439
thanks I was not sure and was on the verge of looking it up
>>1296131
It's Dukelovesyou. He sold out because he was too lazy to dominate the you tubes, so Comedy Central paid him to do a little thing and he was never heard from again.
>>1294348
>all these edgelords
daily reminder that paralympians are 10 times better than you will ever be at their sport.
3 of the hearing impared running racers beat the gold olympians this year in the actual olympics
>>1294596
Who is this?
>>1294546
bestest vanilia icecream
>>1296295
Stop encouraging this shit. Cars are not toys. This is basically driving-while-autistic - having no regard for other people around you and no notice of what a tool you come off as.
30,000+ people die every year in the US alone because assholes not knowing how to drive. Sadly, it's rarely the person that can't properly operate a vehicle.
>>1297174
>Cops: "Running is hard. Let's just taze him instead. Who cares about the possible consequences to his health and safety?"
>>1298159
My sides, that is gold
>>1293631
In tears.
>>1301422
He's resisting by running, tazer is completely justified you nigger.
>>1302127
Oh shit, lost.
>>1293631
Part 2
>>1302164
god damn I love this
>>1293482
this is canon...
thanks george lucas
>>1296079
but GayArt Online is a normie animu senpai desu~~
~/a/
>>1293624
Thats pretty comfy bro
>>1293607
if it looks stupid but it works it aint stupid. Gave me goosebumbs
>>1296143
no this guy has an actual deformity though
>>1294596
>>1294631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz4O6YhoQtY
None earrape version.
>>1301255
Are you like, for real? You just google a part of the lyrics "actually my name is" and boom first result.
>>1301420
1. It's 4chan.
2. Posting 9/11 videos doesn't celebrate terrorism. Get a grip, buzzkill.
3. I named the video "Asshole". Kkthxbye
>>1295683
yeah except that doesnt sound anything like parks and recreation you fucking retard
>>1300701
Are you retarded?
>>1293316
The subtitles are obviously a joke people getting triggered are idiots.
>>1294022
As opposed to culturally rich friends stealing your phone, wallet and keys, using them to enter your home and steal all your shit there too, fucking your girlfriend/mom in the process if she's home.
>>1302393
He was making a joke.
And a good one, as he catched you off guard.
>>1301171
Then they should have been competing in the actual olympics being "earing impaired" has nothing to do with your ability to run obviously.
>>1294928
Is it normal for people to headbang in their sleep like that?
>>1302497
Tackling also can cause death. People like you are the reason cops get shanked when they are in grappling range.
>>1293336
Was this part of your plan?
>>1295688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPLQ_C6EZHQ&index=5&list=LLXeWW0RvnR4x9VKg7ahq-KQ
>>1302761
Oh, please. You know I'm right. Some drunk teenager in a burger king hat with a bear in his hand trying drink while running. Also notice he smashed his teeth and was bleeding from the mouth when he hit the ground after being tazed. You have fall damage + tazer complications combined instead of an old fashioned tackle.
That cop was a lazy sack of shit. Period. And the department would have lost any lawsuit filed against it for that incident. Weapon use has guidelines, even for cops. And runners don't qualify. Look it up.
>>1298513
fuck you
>>1294544
post better than webm
>>1298513
oh fuck you so fucking much
>>1293610
wow so good that the slur words are bleeped cant imagine hearing the actual words it makes it so much safer for me and my kids browing this board. thank you have a nice day :)
>>1302959
oh man this one gets me every damn time
>>1295244
You (Don't) Get To Bring Friends
>>1293336
>War Thunder on sim mode
>>1294928
This kid will never be able to watch shrek
>>1293645
I fucking lose my shit
>>1298513
you monster
>>1294575
someone please shorten that to just him saying "bitch"
>>1298513
Kirby's Dreamland
>>1293544
that fucking filename
>>1302955
The fall would be three times worse if being tackled are you aware of the laws of physics? And you can't see shit in the webm i doubt he had any damage from falling on soft grassy earth. Besides it's most likely a sketch.
>>1294348
this isn't funny.
>>1294728
source me plz.
>>1293827
Except they didnt and you made that up
>>1294897
this isn't funny.
>>1298513
this kid needs to die.
>>1304109
Clarke and Dawe
>>1293394
Seen this a hundred times. Never realized it was Bill O'Reilly
>>1293742
Its a bike race retard