ITT: We describe our first sexual experience with non-sexual gifs

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>>1283962

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My awkward frozen ass was the pole

>>1283962
Sorry about that rape, OP.

>>1283998
non-sexual

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>>1283962

>>1284051
most accurate

>>1284043
Saw this gif on the way down the page. Had to stop in and say, sick reference bro.

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Like this

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>>1283962

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>>1283962
:^)

>>1284204
HOLY SHIT

>be 19
>Be a kissless virgin
>Keep trying
>Still virgin

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>>1284174
KEK

>>1284217
wtf u are 19, you got till 27 and then you kill yourself if everything have failed.

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Bitch was never happy with anything. Wish I could count all the times I cybered on secondlife.

>>1284204
Is this what the movie is about?
And people were racing about this? This just looks disturbing...

>>1284484
in the title nigga

>gif
>not superior Webm's
kys

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Very similar to my first time masturbating.

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>>1285364
The fuck kind of sex are you having.

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>>1284217
It doesn't get better just enjoy life and the upcoming war that Clinton is gonna get us in.
20 here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwh7Ic_uKCs

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>>1284217
just give up. I don't say this to be mean or rude, just give up. I did. Love is a lie, you end up a lot more sad than you do happy. It is not worth your finite time.

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>>1283962

>>1285560
So...y-you had a good time?

>>1285397
I'm not even that person, but, that's just a big stupid gay orgy.
It's not even funny, or even slightly titilating. It's just so awful that you have no choice but to laugh it.

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>>1283962

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>>1284174
more like

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everything went better than expected

>>1285374
the best kind famalam

>>1285566
>"Ready to feel the force?"
That made it creepier.

>>1285560
FUCK I'M DYING.

>>1285616
Wish the Sniper shot

>>1285627
>drowned in premature cocks

>>1284217
23

this life is a joke - smile!

>>1285616
overwatch is cancer

>>1284036
Top kek

>>1283998
omg the way she stares right into your eyes

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>>1283962

>>1285575
I'm guessing it was like a censor bait scene and they just never bothered to take it out because Seth Rogan.

>>1286748
CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL
THE LOOOOOVE TONIIIIIIGHT

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>>1283962

>>1285506
grimes
<3

>>1285194
>>1285549

fucking lawl

>>1283977
Hands down. Perfect.

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>>1283962

What do I win?

>>1284204
>Non sexual gif
Get your deviantart tier fetish shit out of here seth

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>>1285560
oh my christ I almost forgot about that video
toppest kek there m8

>nailed it

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>>1285561
Fucking kek, so caught off guard

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>was really fucking ugly but was an amazing fuck

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>never had any

>>1285549
I'm a loser, virgin, but I'm sure this will be me.

>>1284204
pixar, you fucked up

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Though I'm a guy still the same thing

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**wrong hole**

>>1288065
WOAH MAMA

>>1284217
It was 21 for me, dont stress too much about this. I felt miserable at my 20th birthday, but later I would just meh about it. Dont think sex would be the best thing in your life. If someone says that, he has a very meaningless and empty life

>>1287102
Why are there cheese slices on the ground?

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>>1287293

>>1285555
>Said the kissless virgin

>>1284217
All kinds of people have been having sex for way longer than you have been wanting it, so if they managed to get it then why shouldn't you be able to.
All you have to do is talk to and listen to them, while subtly telling them you want to stick your dick in them. And you got, like, at least a couple billion to try out.

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>>1286191
The creator of that never played overwatch
[spoiler]Just sayin'[/spoiler]

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>>1285657
>Tumblr

>>1286748
PADRE FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED

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[spoiler]i fucked up[/spoiler]

>>1284204
God this movie was garbage

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It was a glorious mess.

>remember when i lost my virginity
>think of ex whom i still miss
it's been 2 years damn it PLEASE STOP FUCKKING MISSING HER BRAIN

>>1284061
Anime?=(

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my penis was havin' none of it :/

>>1289092
fucking kek

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>>1283962

>>1289072
shirobako

>>1284204
I like how the TS camera guy is so horrified he has to look away.

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Shit was cash

>>1284666

Tripz with special unholy bonus

>>1284174
same here

>>1284204
Meanwhile in Sweden, kids are allowed to see this...

>>1285657
from left to right:
>tumblr
>/pol/
>sjws
>obama

fucking kek

>>1288753
kek

>>1284128
kek

>>1286706
what the hell is this ????

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>>1284217
>be 19

Believe me kiddo you haven't even seen shit. If you chose the path of the wizards, you still have to learn a lot about living as an eternal virgin. On the other hand it's not that uncommon as people might think to lose their virginity 20+

>>1289692
im thinking a machine gun with tracer rounds? idk

>>1285627
Maine coons are the best

>>1285566
>pretend you have powers

It's hard to imagine a time where Star Wars was not widely known yet, such that you'd say something like that.

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>>1284162
OMG ME TOO

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>>1283962
Good thing you said sexual and not just sex, otherwise I'd need to find a gif of someone pushing rope

>>1290539
yup

>>1284043
Strength and honor!

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>>1285506
>upcomming war that clinton is gonna get us in

as apposed to sucking russia's cock?

>>1290714
lesbian or just first time with girl?

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>>1288905
Most underrated post

>>1285561
> Probably the most accurate

>>1290222
Lost at 21
Can attest
I just have horrible paranoia about becoming a parent
Also want to beat both my siblings and wait until after 23 to have kids, which sex is counterproductive towards
It helps that my fiance feels the same way

>>1289692
Anti-mortar base defense. There are some other videos around. The shit is pretty cool.

>>1287102
please tell me they were trying to hit the fucking bulding

>>1290222
>tfw 25

I can feel the powers slowly growing.

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>>1284217
>be 24.
>was prayed on my lonely kissless virgin status five year ago by a sociopath until I ran away when he implied raping me
>fingered a girl a whole night four years ago
and got dumped the next day.
>got pretty physical with a feisty girl last year who let me play wit her breast and flondle her but never wanted to kiss or go further, then told me that she only saw me as a good friend.
>is so emotionally drained that I'm daydreaming about having a normal romantic relationship.
>became emotionally stunted with no libido.

Ignorance is bliss, anon. At least you don't know the pain of having sweet memories become sour.
[spoiler]worst part is I've never exprienced penetrative sex.[/spoiler]

>>1288020
The fuck is that Tahmoh Penikett?

>>1291458
i dont bother with fat people because its just not easy to do shit with them

chub maybe but theres a point where you have to consider if its fucking worth the effort

>>1284217
>21
>same boat
>terrified I'll become emotionally attached to the first girl I do the diddly with.

>>1291412
Sauce?

>>1285147
Mec Mec Virgin alert.

>>1288996
what was the name?

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>>1291942
Sausage party

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Here's mine. Didn't lose it 'til 21. Felt I REALLY had to do some licking and whatnot to cover the idea I had no idea what to do. Turns out, should've let her shower first...

>>1288905
Holy shit.

>>1286748
so you fucked a furry?

>>1291408
Come to Montreal I'll fix that for you

>>1292688
Holy fuck lmao

>>1293468
Local Anons near you need sex now

Better than snapchat

>>1290714
i don't get the last one can anyone fill me in?

>>1289692
Centurion C-Ram
>>1291251
>>1290539
also technically correct

Auto-targeting chaingun used to take out incoming mortars. Fuck yeah.

>>1289069
I feel that, man

>>1291728
animatrix iirc

>>1291199
american """"comedy"""""

>>1285657
Whoever cut that and left the trumpets at the end is a fucking artist. I kek'd inside-out.

>>1285616
Why is the animation so fucking awful?

>>1290802
So you were some black dude that stole another guys girlfriend?

>>1289116
so if I understand correctly your nutsack ripped?

>>1297527
trash

>>1287102
those ruskies sure have a lot of fun

>>1284204
Apparently a lot of animators got fucked over making this movie. http://uk.businessinsider.com/sausage-party-animators-allegedly-worked-for-free-2016-8

>>1285627
your pussy got gangbanged? damn...

>>1288020
I knew exactly what was coming but I still cackled out loud

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>>1286975
how is this even creepier when they try to fuck it up?

>>1289574
underrated

>>1293649
it's canadian

>>1284217
I was 21 when I lost it. Got a handful more since

>>1295328
SFM is free

>>1300753
Can people at least learn how to use it first?

>>1284128
I teared up.

Anyone got the one of a co pilot filming the pilot fail to dock for an air refuel then nods in disappointment.

>>1305498
in a jet fighter

>>1290714
That fucking last part. XD
Lost so hard.

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>>1284204
>not posting the sound version
Do you try this hard to be a faggot or does it come naturally?

>>1292688
Thats weird, every woman ive been with smelled and tasted freshly washed. What kind of ho were you with?

>>1288299
Might be propellant charges? The ones I've seen look different but the ordnance comes with a number of charges and you can take some away if needed. Maybe they removed one and just dropped it on the ground.

>>1288905
I lost approximately 97.32% of my shit

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>>1284204
The only people that find Seth Rogen shit funny are 14 year old stoners or the clinically retarded.

>>1284484
As weird as it sounds, there is a lot of social commentary going on, about things like religion etc.

>>1283962
Just post any low quality 4 sec gif.

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>File name

>>1284204
/pol/ was right again...

>>1306125
>dude nihilism lmao
Great commentary.

>>1283962
My pic related.

>>1293547
the usual imaginary is a train going into a tunnel. but for lesbians there is no train, just 2 tunnels

>>1306125
It's as deep as r/atheism in it's "Social commentary"

It does nothing brave, it's socially acceptable to openly mock religion. Back in the 90's, it would have been something, but today? It's weak.

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>>1283977

>>1285374
sexwithrondarousey.gif

>>1285400
stealing this, theres just too many situations where i can use this

Not my first time, but one of the more memorable

https://youtu.be/stbLP-57GzM

I am the volcano

>>1307653
what happened anon?

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>>1306526
Clannad ost?

>>1307674
this is agony to watch whyyyy

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>>1307792
how does this make you feel?

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>>1297527
remove kebab

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>>1284666
Checked and charmed

>>1305610
Good grief how did this trash get made.

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>>1283962

>>1307485
the fuck

>>1307674
>>1307809
>>1307830
FUCK YOU

>>1284204
Jews have gone too far

>>1284446
Only a fucking nigger only cares for sex. I will personally fucking lynch you when the race war you filthy disgusting nigger who is shitting up this thread

>>1305610
do people like this movie or

>>1286999
Trips says you do

>>1283977
this, i didn't have to pullout either, fuuuuug

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>>1308697
What is this tell me now. Do it.

>>1285585
It's not like I needed my sides anyway.

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>>1285616
>whanabe Team fortress SFM

>>1287102
>>1291265
Absolutely, there were Ukrainian government forces holding the aeroport and that tower was filled with 'em.

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>>1311807
wrong one.
but kinda works too i guess.

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>>1307809
How does this make you feel?

>>1307671
>wife sucking
>she's doing some 10/10 work down there
>really getting into it
>ready to cum with the force of 1000 suns
>she pulls up a bit, for me to warn her before
>happens simultaneously
>cum in her eye with the force of 1000000 suns

"my eye, it burns!"

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>>1312002
kek

>>1307674
>>1307809

At slower (safer) speeds, proper foreplay could have helped with this.

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>>1288905
I've been on 4chan all day, wasting away my life and feeling worse and worse about it as time passes. Then I saw this and it was all worthwhile.

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>>1291234
>23
>fiance

You need to change your life drastically.

>>1284217
Stop obsessing over sex. Save it for the one you love.

>>1308697
Source me on this

>>1313135
If they are in love and both mentally stable what's the problem?

But waiting until you are in a financial situation such that you *can* support kids is preferable to rushing into it.

Condoms. The Pill. Oral. Sex without kids is possible.

>>1309944
>>1313226
Saikin, Imouto no Yousu ga Chotto Okashiinda ga.

>>1284666
Thank you Satan

>>1285627
MODS MODS MODS

>>1311858
YESS!! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSS

>>1286999
how would you pull that thing out?

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>>1299534
Good

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It's hard to explain

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>>1283962
It went completely different then how I expected it to be... In a good way though....

>>1285627
At first look of the thumbnail I thought this was the one of all the chicks in the mulcher

>>1284217
tfw I'm DEFINITELY NOT 17 I JUST TURNED 18 and just had sex for the first time about 9 hours ago. It was pretty awesome. She came.

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>>1285627
There are chicks all over that pussy...

>>1305610
>>1284204
>this insufferable garbage
>rotten tomatoes score: 83%
this shouldn't even surprise me anymore.

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>tfw you discover you're an asexual

>>1291494
i did, havn't had sex with a different woman since.. was heavily abused and now still am a helpless fuckin faggot tryin to break free of these chains

>>1300616
me too

>>1319147
mushrooms

>>1289206
lost it

>>1286191
you main reaper, right ?

>>1289206
Woah dude nsfw

>>1301363
It takes a lot of time to make something good. That's just shitpost.

>>1318510
"keep shooting kho, you'll get that wall !"

>>1318851
don't use that term here, some people don't know about this.

https://youtu.be/Cv6Zc01QTsg

The whole thing and then second 49 was the climax

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>>1287293
I know that feel bro

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>>1288905
Bravo

>>1285627
women on women nice

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>>1288905
I need the source of this gif right now ffs

>>1300698
Canadian? These guys all met in college in New York.

>>1287662
it's not pixar

>>1306114
seth rogan is the new adam sandler?

>>1284681
>>>/g/ et the fuck out

>>1297527
man, now i want some shwarma

>>1284217
If you're so obsessed with it, just get some money and hire a call girl for an afternoon.

>>1291423
Cute af yo

>>1284217
>23
>Same but disgusted by women's behavior and personalities despite wanting to rail them
>No desire to put up with enough of their bullshit to do it
Western women were a mistake.

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>>1283962

>>1317699
same here faм

>>1317266
>cutting it before the blood leaks out

>>1284036
wat

>>1284043
>filename

top kek