welcome to the Bjork thread. it's a thread where I basically dump all of my Bjork webms in a Bjork fashion, all by myself. enjoy
>bjork
>o
>>1271889
ö
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnelxyxMOc
>>1271982
i love these
>>1271972
Wat
>>1272632
>ywn go up stage during a sugar cubes concert and kiss Bjork while she sings in front of thousands of people
>>1271358
>switches to thom yorke
pottery
>>1272694
>check off "I'm not a robot"
>>1272945
She dated two more black rappers after that, he made the right choice killing himself if she really was the one he loved.
If you haven't seen this video, its worth a few minutes of your time.
It also serves as a good example how practical effects can beat CGI, even years later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjI2J2SQ528
>>1272980
i love the atmosphere. and I forget sometimes that it's not CGI. just wonderful
>>1272651
I know right ? Seeing young Bjork makes me happy. Her singing is so amazing
shes 50 now guys
>>1274364
and still going
>>1273915
>>1274478
her musical timing and tempo is just too weird for me
>>1272962
it has always bothered me a lot that the album version is so different from this one
>>1274619
Is that a hairy man ass?
>>1271361
808? Is she seriously trying to rip of Kanye now?
>>1274672
she is
>>1274670
their bosoms, Bjork's bosoms
>>1274665
it is? I didn't notice. have you listened to all the remixes she has for that song? they're great
I recently watched the tapes made by that guy who tried to kill her. What a sad, fucked up guy. Crazy to see how he devolves over the months as the tapes go on.
>>1274759
I've never seen them except for that one WebM that guy posted. though I kinda get the gist of it already by the constant shitposting on /mu/ and now recently a little bit on /tv/
>>1274726
>ywn make an artistic porno with bjork
>>1271373
Do you have the other half of this, where she talks about not trusting poets?
>>1275320
>>1271366
This is now my personal ASMR thread
I don't understand how Bjork only had one stalker.
>>1276078
This is probably the right place to ask: Where can I find the version of "I remember you you" that is playing in the Ricardo suicide video? It's really annoying me that I cannot find it.
>>1277056
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhHfBsbH5nA
sounds similar to "like someone in love"
>>1277073
Ah cheers, for some reason I thought it was a different version, but the suicide video version has the song starting half way through. This is the right song but now I feel like the song I thought I heard never existed.
>>1277190
no problem and that happens to me a lot trying to remember a song
>>1277046
hnnnnng
>>1272975
Is it wrong that I can sort of see where he is coming from? I had a crush on a really sweet girl in highschool and when I discovered that she was actually a total slut riding the cock carousel, I felt a level of disgust that I'd never experienced before.
>>1277466
thank you
>>1275320
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k
Lena is superior.
>>1278411
that's a cool remix, thanks
>>1278532
what's the name of this song?
>>1276078
lol no
this is the only good thread on 4chan
>>1271373
the way she scratches her nose... my heart melts everytime
any requests?
>>1279601
Post some Vespertine era bork
>>1279605
>>1279687
Vespertine, anon
>>1279693
shit, that's embarrassing, it reminded me of vespertine
>>1279693
>>1271371
holy shit I've seen this gif before and assumed it was a sitcom or something where a teenager was pretending to be a rock star.
>>1272651
>while she sings
Did you play it with sound?
>>1279751
Welcome to Bangkok
>>1279014
Lena Meyer-Landrut - Mr. Arrow Key
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNzIMI_tRiE
>>1279976
hypnotizing, i love it
>>1277528
would that digust lead you to try and kill said person before offing yourself
>>1277528
I know how you feel. I get the impression Bjork is actually a jerk irl.
That doesn't justify trying to kill someone though.
>>1278411
What's the name of this remix? Really like it, but can't seem to find it on youtube.
>>1281808
I somehow forgot that Bjork introduced us to Pedobear before Al Gore invented the Internet.
>>1279747
>assumed it was a sitcom or something where a teenager was pretending to be a rock star.
Such is the life of Bjork.
...Granted, this looks to be Sugar Cubes era, so it's not far off from that.
>>1272975
he shot himself
>>1274783
is she asian?
>>1272975
>>1277528
Yes, but it is pretty common knowledge that Bjork is neither "shy" nor "innocent". The girl had more miles of dick in her by 1980 than Neil Armstrong has mileage, and is more violently extroverted than the fucking sun.
He made this delusion out of her - apparently ignoring her flagrantly sexual nature, ignoring the fact that sexual liberation and exploration is core to her very persona... Ignoring the fact that she's spent most of her life, from an extremely young age (before he was out of kindergarten), having a fantastical time swimming in the sensual and is beckoning everyone to come join her through her music. ...Hell, I can't post half her videos cuz this is a blue board - can't even say that of Madonna.
...and then he just went full /pol/tard.
(Granted, if it wasn't her, it just woulda been someone else, and perhaps some other excuse.)
>>1282364
Irish and Scandinavian... Some slavs get mono-lid eyes like that, like Keltskaya, it's just more common among Asians.
>>1282269
>>1282572
:)
>>1282188
olli. - II
>>1282575
She's icelandic you idiot, i am too, i even know where she lives in Reykjavík
>>1283140
She's having a AMA on reddit right now if anyone's interested btw
>>1283264
:)
Not later than today I found 3 Bjork CD's for one euro each at the music store.
I hadn't bought a CD for at least 4 years
>>1283348
which ones were they?
>>1283140
Icelandic isn't really a race until itself. It's a combination of Scandinavian Aryans and Germanic Aryans. Bjork also has some Irish Slav in her, and it's from a subset of the Slavs she gets the "Asian" eyes.
>>1272694
I'm glad you wrote this mate as it made me smile and chuckle.
this is a very cute thread
>>1286666
:3
>>1272551
Holy shit.
is she autistic?
>>1279605
>>1287053
no, she's Icelandic
she's 50 years old
>>1272975
>Calling Goldie a rapper
Are you fucking retarded?
>>1287051
>>1271353
>björk
>white
>>1288141
>>1287189
This video is probably my favorite of hers.
>>1277528
it's your fault for idealizing an asexual version of a flesh and blood human being
Tell me the truth. She's autistic, isn't she?
>>1289820
>>1271980
i iwhs i were icelandic
is it gay of weird for 27yo guy to REALLY like Bjork?
>>1292002
>gay?
for her music or attractiveness? either way it's not gay
>weird?
i wouldn't go shouting it out let's say that
>>1288765
none of this sentence makes sense
>>1292840
stay in school
>>1292840
How? Do you have any comprehension skills?
>>1282575
>Keltskaya
i didn't inkow she was irish
>>1271358
Is she all cutesy talking like that all the time?
Her "yeah" and "ok", are heart melting.
>>1295181
yeah, that's byerk for you
>>1295219
more like this? she's so cute
>>1297306
>>1295219
"and then they kinda misunderstand it in a very beautiful way"
Love that.
i think having bjork as a gf would get tiresome after awhile just because of how cute and eccentric she is all the time
>>1298274
she looks like the waitress from it's always sunny
>>1272975
Bloody hell, that guy is a nutter.
Was a nutter.
>>1277528
I so pity you americans and your crippling madonna/whore complex.
Human beings are human beings - love them with all their quirks or become a ruddy hermit.
>>1298795
your right
>>1271353
Thank you, OP <3
>>1300150
you're welcome ;3
>>1272997
I first saw this as a small child, and it utterly captivated me. it still turns me on.
Here's a Mega Link to all the WebM's I've made.
https://mega.nz/#F!GVYFCSjY!-rdIauNNz2bfL8rspjHETQ
>>1297833
maybe, but I don't think she's really that eccentric irl
>>1271353
thanks OP, good thread
>>1271353
I really appreciate you making this thread. I was in a terrible depressive funk and came to /wsg/ to find some sort of distraction. Although I was familiar with Björk prior to this thread, this gave me a newfound appreciation for her, and now I have plenty of new songs to add to my iTunes!
Thank you so much, OP, for accidentally salvaging my night.
Now that it's dying due to image limit, thank you OP for this thread.
Was not expecting a björk thread on /wsg/.
>>1310069
yeah i'm just basing that off of what her music is like desu
rip krojb
you're a saint
Bjork x Yorke when
>>1299249
>women are vicious, selfish whores and you should accept it
how about no. how about fuck you.
>>1321459
>There's either pure virgin or vicious whore
See
Exactly the problem
You people are nuts
>>1272651
this is perfect
>>1285593
Her hair is so fucking cute
Bjump
>>1292023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QReuUcQ_c9U
>>1274619
what do you guys think this song is about? All the places I've looked (not many) think it's a love song but I've always thought it was a song about having a kid and worried about how he will turn out.
Also, very vague, I think this scene backs up my theory because it looks like a vagina (birth) but the tits negate my idea so I'm not sure.
>>1274665
I just took the video version from one of the singles and replaced the album version.
>>1271353
Jfc her facial expressions look exactly like those of a japanese student I met. Feels weird man.
>>1272975
So glad he offed himself. Self-entitled POS
>>1276086
yfw when bjork will never say that to you
>>1279411
been listening to this song half my life and still gets chills wat do
>>1280064
>like an icepick
>travels though metal and glass
>straight to my heart
fucking bono tho
>>1338294
that last minute always gets me man, her accent just makes it so much better
She has the sexiest "Yeah" in the world.
>>1271353
my wife looks like bjork
so i got that going for me
which is nice
>>1281053
this is best björk
https://youtu.be/8N9Bj5nrgwY
I wonder if anyone could translate or at least post the lyrics of this song? I love it
Her face is kinda gross. Makes me think of Suzy from game grumps. No-makeup Suzy to be exact.
>>1359224
Fuck right off friendo
>>1359224
I guess the five-head is the real killer because I actually find bjork attractive
Don't be scared
>>1300120
what did she mean by this?