UK / British people thread

While we're on the subject... Is it me...? Or is Brexit is going to inadvertently break up the kingdom? Considering talks from Scotland and Northern Ireland about leaving the UK to rejoin the EU.

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>>1221547
>scotland leaves
>tries to join EU
>Spain vetos their membership to send a message to Catalonia

>N.Ireland rejoins the republic
>Troubles pt2: Ulster Boogaloo

>>1221634
>>N.Ireland rejoins the republic
>>Troubles pt2: Ulster Boogaloo
NI is fucked either way due to having a land border
>>1221547
Brexit has literally made us a laughing stock of the world, only topped by Bojo becoming foreign minister.

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>>1221665
Boris as foreign minister is a good idea though, he is well known and has a large presence outside of the UK and the referendum showed that he's actually a smart guy playing the fool (much like Trump now that I think about it)

>>1221546
POST THE UPDATED VERSION REEEEE

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>>1221665

>Brexit has literally made us a laughing stock of the world

Citation required. It obviously depends on which crowd you're speaking to. The cry baby lefties of the world don't like it and the right-wing people of the world think Brexit is an good thing.

>>1221547
Scotland won't leave, it's a leech in the Uk and the only reason it doesn't collapse it's because it's being fed by the UK, even if it leaves, Belgium and Spain will veto it.

NI's chances to leave the UK and join the EU are extremely slim, however, now there are talks that Ireland will join the UK and leave the EU.

>>1221543
fucking hell, i wish our congress had half the soul these guys have

>>1224012
They used to, but after an incident in the 1850s where two Senators got into a fistfight that ended with one of them spending months in the hospital, Congress decided to implement some rules about decorum.

>>1222213
Actually look at sources outside what your taxi driver told you before you join a conversation you fucking retard.

>>1224055
Just tried to replicate this and hurt myself.

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OC

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Unfortunately mirrored, but still amazing

>>1221548
>couldnt even beat Leicester to the title

>>1225220
Man United, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Liverpool couldn't do it either, and they're all much richer than Tottenham.

>>1225222
>Liverpool getting first ever
>Chelsea getting first after that atrocious season
>Man City
>Man Utd pre Zlatan
>Arsenal having to do anything other than beating tottenham

Tottenham and Kane are an embarrassment to English football, especially after the Euros

>>1225227
fucking kek

>>1225267
howling

>>1224304
It's not that hard senpai

>>1225278
fuck man, that gif just keeps on giving

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>>1224304
>>1225299
forgot pic

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>>1225311
It is a strange stance to idly choose though.

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>/brit/ on /wsg/

The dream is real

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>>1221547
>inadvertently

This was a foreseeable and inevitable consequence. I say build a wall around the M25 and rename London to Britain, then let the provinces fend for themselves

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In 2002, the BBC considered this ok for a kids show

>>1225353
Is that a nipslip

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>>1225361
No, someone cut it down to make it worksafe

The actual pilot episode is on youtube and is weirdly sexual though.

>>1225364
Oh my

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>>1225382
Damn Countdown, you so edgy

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>>1225386

>>1225386
>>1225390
these are handy - im saving these

>>1221697
The rest of the world is just laughing at how you're all flip flopping to be honest.

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>>1225415
Just prof that England is more gullible than Scotland. They at least knew better than actually voting yes, that it was all a political stunt

>>1225382
>>1225386
>>1225390
Pls post the one where it spells 'cunt' or something obscene and she gives a look that would melt any heart

>>1225421
Will SLUT do?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03396/rr-1_3396332b.jpg

>>1225415
worth it, someone had to save europe from the germans a third time

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>>1225437
absolute madman

>>1221548
shit at the euros tho :D

>>1224012
Fun fact: people aren't allowed to cross that red line on the floor while an MP is speaking. The line is the length of an outstretched arm plus a sword, and was originally implemented to prevent people from stabbing each other during debates.

>>1225519

>>1225233
the first thing is legit

they detonated a bomb underground, covered by the manhole cover

it shot off at more than the escape velocity

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WHEEEY

>>1225554
Love Tim

>>1225577
English person can confirm this is more fun than it looks

>>1225382
how is it possible for a woman to be this innocent-cute in the 21st century, and on tv no less? even in japan the cuteness has become saccharine and cynical.

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>>1221543
>>1221546

>>1221546
And then good old nigel fucks right off after the referendum...

>>1225499
Amazing how you can ruin the funniest shit with anime.

>>1221543
This is fucking pathetic, and I thought my country was bad.

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>>1225178
>Mini emus

>>1225687
>I don't get the joke so nobody can have fun now

>>1225267

thieving cunts

>>1225415
>>1225417
>Leaving a union that is completely different from when we joined 50 years ago is flip-flopping.
Enjoy your multicultural shitholes

>>1225417
>Implying Scotland didn't just wanna stay with Britain so they could still be part of the EU

Those same people now wished they voted for independence now that Britain dragged them away from their gibsmedat. As an Anglo-Celtic America, I'm ready to swear off my Scottish genetics.

>>1225415
I was laughing with delight nearly that whole night aside from that half hour where all the urban places were counted at once and got a bit of a lead.

>>1225817
Scot here. The amount of people who voted In in the referendum so they could stay in the EU are pretty marginal, and for every person who wants independence now there are 3 that think independence is a bad idea because our oil revenue has gone to shit. Another indep. referendum won't happen for at least another 10 years.

>>1225240
>America and Britain.webm

>>1225749
What the joke behind Gilgamesh and Rider being English peasants? I mean I get that Saber is related to England somehow but that's about it. It really is a butchering of the best scene from Holy Grail.

>>1225823
But wasn't there a bunch of Scots wanting another referendum soon after Brexit? Or were those just the same supporters as the first?

>>1225829
Same supporters. The SNP will use any political crisis to shove in a new referendum. The reality is most Scots still don't want independence.

>>1225826
Saber is King Arthur, so it works. And thankfully most of us aren't puritanical elitists that we can't enjoy both versions in different ways.

>>1224012
Fuck off. Congress is enough of a shit show. We don't need to turn it into a circus like these morons. Just imagine all the dindus chimping out and femishits screaming.

>>1225865
>>1224012
British parliament is a massive meme and a load of hearty banter, but it wouldn't work in the US because of the humour and culture about politics there.

>>1225790
>Enjoy your multicultural shitholes
It's like you're under the impression that Brexit will kill off the muslims. The damage is already done m8. Your capital is an arabic black hole ffs.

>>1225559
>it shot off at more than the escape velocity
No. It disintegrated.

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Enough with this politics shit

>>1225417
What's the source for this one? I always see this webm but can never get a source.

>>1225217
that was actually funny

>>1225185
N.I fag here, nice oc

>>1226012
Harry and Paul

>>1226046
Cheers!

>>1225904
>It's like you're under the impression that Brexit will kill off the muslims.

It's as if you think there is no difference between a person who stops drinking poison and a person who gladly imbibes it still.

>>1225206
There's a severe lack of THE FUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND in this thread.

>>1225554
cheeky cunt

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i'll try to find the full one as well

>>1221547
Lincoln established that the states cannot seceed. The only state that legally can is Texas and during the ACW the governor of Texas supported the union until he was overthrown in a revolt. Idk what you britishers can do about secession.

>>1224055
>Cylon detected

>>1225178
British people are funny because they ate the most self depricating people on the planet.

>>1225185
How did the Irish get such arms?

>>1225206
I hate this because it humanizes these reptilians

>>1225233
Carl pilkington is an accidental zen Buddhist.

>>1225281
John Cleese red pilling from beginning till nevermore

>>1225425
thats the first webm posted, gimme more

>>1225815
ireland, not britain, pls delete

>>1225640
His watch was over good ser; perhaps you'll replace him?

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>>1225865
the fuck have you been watching? congress IS all dindus chimping out and femshits screaming. these brits often behave like genuine human beings.

>>1225227
Hahahahahahaah fuck off

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>>1226340

>>1225865
>We don't need to turn it into a circus like these morons. Just imagine all the dindus chimping out and femishits screaming.
yeah I want that, fuck off craven cuck autist.

>>1226340
>>1226642
anglos are literally all inbred what the fuck

Theres a severe lack of Peep Show in this thread

>>1226709
they managed to fit literally every single anglo into those webms what the fuck

>>1226469
I remember watching this live. Brit/pol/ was spamming praise keek all day when it happened.

>>1226340
>>1226642
Jesus, Frankenstein's monster.

>>1226721
Be the change you want to see.

>>1225736
>>1225766
What the fuck is this?

>>1225280
U fucking wot m8

>>1226402

The IRA's main gun runner in the USA was George Harrison, an IRA veteran, resident in New York since 1938. Harrison bought guns for the IRA from a Corsican arms dealer named George de Meo, who had connections in organised crime. Joe Cahill acted as the contact between NORAID and Harrison. In 1971, the Royal Ulster Constabulary (RUC) had already seized 700 modern weapons from the IRA, including 2 tonnes of high explosive and 157,000 rounds of ammunition, most of which were US made.

In the late 1970s, another IRA member, Gabriel Megahey, was sent to the United States to acquire more arms and he was able to procure more AR-15 Armalites, plus a number of Heckler & Koch rifles and other weapons. Again, the purchase of these weapons was funded by Irish American republicans. A batch of M60 machine guns was imported in 1977.

The other source of IRA arms in the 1970s was Libya, whose leader, Muammar Gaddafi, sympathised with their campaign.

>>1224012

>Laughing at subprime tory banter

Fucking dennis skinner alone has more of a sense of humor than those twats.

>>1224055
Saved. I'll trigger /x/ with this a bit later

>>1221634

>Spain vetos

I'm not sure they would. Scotland give zero fucks about gibraltar, england basically fucked gibraltar over on the EU vote, and spain want gibraltar. I'm pretty sure if there's even one savvy politician in spain, there's a bargaining opportunity right there.

>>1225267
what a fucking scumbag thing to do.
That couple was probably just gonna go home mildly drunk and eat their pizza and watch a movie.
I'd be fucking furious if that happened to me

>>1225311
fucking stealth lizard trying to convince people it's normal.
>n-nothing to see here, f-fellow humans
>it's r-right

Keeping my eye on you cunt

>>1225353
>>1225364
just watched the pilot. It's literally softcore porn.
But she's retardedly hot, so can't really complain.

>>1225267

What the hell, those bastard, I'd be so mad. From now on I'm guarding my pizza.

>>1225700
You don't know the history. His party is traditionally left wing like him, but the past few years it shifted right. Now he has just been elected by party members, but the rest of the Members of Parliament are right wing. He's trying to change it.

He's got some fucking balls for doing it. last few leaders of the party have literally been cucks. Ed miliband was a fucking coward. He would've never won shit.

>>1227626
>>1225700
I should clarify I didn't even bother watching the webm I just guessed you were talking about Corbyn (the older guy)

>>1225185
this is the third time I see this webm. once in nazi thread, once in OC thread, and here. if you did in fact make it, well done lad.

>>1221543
Even andy appreciated the bantz

>>1225223
what a cunt

>>1228362
fuck off pikey

>>1225956
I dont get it.

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>>1228466
He installed the toilet so you can't close the door

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>>1221548
he's so fucking good, it's going to hurt when he goes to Manchester in a few years. Same goes for these two

>>1225629
because shes a math genius and cannot into dick

>>1225937
Cody's Lab proved it plausible. When it blew up underground, the manhole cover was partially exposed to the hole, and partially covered by the ground on all sides....just like every manhole cover ever.

The theory is the explosion pushed the center upwards, while the sides bent into itself. This would warp the cover into the shape of a bullet, and this would allow it to penetrate the atmosphere and shoot off in to space.

So really the US is the first to put anything into space. Sorry Russia.

>>1225267
Later that day a truck drove through french people.

>>1226416
This is almost too accurate.

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get the fuck out allready

>>1228529
did he die?

>>1227626
>actually defending Corb
Labour is still left-wing you fucking Trot, Corb wants a governance system which has failed utterly in its every incarnation since its inception

>>1222213
>Ireland will join the UK and leave the EU
My fucking sides have left orbit.
Who ever said that is delusional as fuck.
They're getting on better than being a part of the UK.

Why the FUCK would they join?
What's the incentive?
Muslims?

>>1225554
Classic

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>>1225353

>>1227524
They're films mate.
Oldest looking one is Waterloo (1970)
One with the late-1700's looking dragoons is The Patriot
And the second webm is from the film The Gathering Storm, (it's about Winston churchill's life in the prelude before the second world war, with obligitory Duke of Malborough/Battle Of Bleheim stuff.)

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>>1228880
>They're getting on better than being a part of the UK.

>>1225280
>and did those feet, in ancient times

>>1229077
Your dad's balls, innit.

>>1225353
needs an im gay edit

>>1229073
>implying they aren't

>>1229126
You do realise we had to bail out Irelend a few years ago because their economy and they where stupid enough to adopt the Euro?

>>1226469
>keek

>>1229158
You do realise that bailout is the only large noticeable debt right?
The UK is in the trillions in debt.
I don't see your point.

>>1221546
but wojak is polish. Why would he vote Ukip?

>>1226404
David Icke please leave

>>1225766
>>1225736
Very nice stuff lad

>>1228529
Looks like Chicago to me, sure it's England?

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>>1229303

>>1225956
>>1225952
How in the fuck is this even the language you are currently reading?

>>1226642
I didn't used to believe in shapeshifters or skinwalkers. Now I think they've gotten lazy about it.

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>>1225216
fixed

>>1229303
most imaginative banter hahahahahaahha

>>1225640
His entire career goal was to get Britain out of the EU. He did that. His job was done.

>>1228362
gypo scum

>>1225233
>let's strap bangers to a bomb to see if it's louder!

This was a good one

>>1225267
This is why people should all just ask their parents for a car. What grown adults ride a fucking bus?

t. america

>>1229687

Poor people, and people in big cities where having a car is an inconvenience (like London or New York). But mostly poor people.

>>1225554
Tim is the fucking man.

>>1229407
>autism. for real, look the symptoms M8

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>>1229689
>not its always foggy in London

>>1229689
>reformed
Yeah that sounds nice, too bad it will never happen

>>1228362
you're actually obliged by law to assist police officers in situations like that

>>1225322
>/brit/ on /int/
>/brit/ on /pol/
>/brit/ on /r9k/
>/brit/ on /wsg/
I wish I was British.

>>1227593
It's not because of Gibraltar that they'd veto it, it would be because of Catalonia.

As in, you can already read the statements made by the Spanish government and they're basically: Fuck Scotland

>>1227611
fuckin lel

>>1226709
FUCK OFF, ANGLOS ARE BASED
>tfw Anglo stuck in Indianapolis, New Germany

>>1228602
this is a thread for british people, not african lad.

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Let's have some Top Gear banter too

>>1225281
Reminds me of Roger Wilson.

>>1226469
wtf did he say? keek and meme magic?

>>1228529
did anyone spot the knuckle duster built into the flamer thrower?

>>1230226
Yes, he was just saying Kek in an odd way.

>>1230162
what's this from

>>1230288
Really nigga

The Truman show

>>1230291
Thanks for the (You)

>>1229906
This is Australian

>>1221543
this is medieval lads

Nobody's bothered posting put a donk on it yet, disappointed.

>>1229560
Those aren't even hard to understand accents. Try speaking to someone with a Manx dialect, then talk about hard to understand.

>>1228686
This is literally the opposite of what happened

>>1230388
Sounds like No Zealand desu

>>1225267
Bus wankers deserved it desu.

do people from scottland have a hard time understanding americans even though we pronounce all the letters in a word?

>>1229689
>The Gang Solves the Eurozone Crisis

>>1230449
No.

>>1230526
>black Chelsea fan

>>1230483
is this real? wtf??

>>1230462
That is literally what Richard Hammond did in Botswana.

>>1230562
blue pedestrian crossing sign
no yellow lights on zebra crossing
preddy sure this ain't britain. source?

>>1230559
mirin mirrin

>>1230591
Sweden mate, some antifa rally or something.

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>>1225754
>>1227604
>>1227621
they found the guy later on and bought him a replacement pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE

>>1230506
Context?

haha "british people"
like if they are people

>>1230612

https://youtu.be/2PFRdEUN240

>>1225278
wow so many weirdos

>>1225415
look mate, the uk would have left anyway when the eu went full federal because it goes against the uk constitution and no one is going to give up the queen and sterling

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Anybody have a webm of Fenton the dog? It's funny as hell.

>>1225956
He can unscrew the door

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Are they from Glasgow?

>>1230949
hahaha all those fucking liberals pissed off about a little bit of humour in public

>>1230178
blue car didnt even stop?

>>1225353
Googled, main cavebitch is from my town.

>>1230942
Sounds like it.

>>1230502
those are screams of pure joy!!!

>>1230882
clearly an advanced civilization we yet don't understand

>>1228529
How can one doctor be so badass?

>>1230388
3 news is NZ.

>>1230612
Why do 100% of them sound like uncultured gutterspeak yobs and why do nearly half of them slow to a complete stop after a near miss, instead of simply continuing on?

>>1225206
One of the most cringey things I ever did see
Harry is usually aite but he's so camp here

>>1228362
I know, but the police and that stranger caught him so rest easy anon.

>>1230027
Not at the moment you don't.
Sincerely, a Brit.

>>1225755
Its times like this where I wish the police would just all whip out miniguns and start mowing these fuckers down

>>1221543

Fuck England.

Get the fuck out of Europe already.

>>1231873
We are trying but we have liberals gumming up the works though.

>>1225904

I came hard to this comment.

Brexiters just don't fucking get it.

>>1230949

And yet if they took her pussy from her, she'd claim rape.

It's hard maintaining the Patriarchy with all these rules.

>>1221548
what is that on his face???

>>1230388
>Live Auckland

>>1221543
>the state of english politics
Holy shit these people act like they are in high school

>>1231873
>w-we didn't want your money anyway

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>1229667
yeah good old nigel and his sheep, working hard since the uk joined the EEC in the 70s to get us out!

er, what?

>>1231892
This is PM's questions. It's one hour a week of this kind of back and forth and ask anything. It's not something to base your views of a politician on.

>>1230030
Spain said they would not accept Scotland seceding from the UK in an unconstitutional way, if there is a vote and the UK accepts the exit of Scotland from the UK spain doesn't care less.

Spain doesn't want a precedent of a country breaking up and joining the EU on its own but if again the UK split legally it's cool because in the Spanish constitution there is no such thing as Catalonia splitting hence they never have to fear Catalonia splitting in a legal way, it would be unthinkable for Spain to tell the UK how they should organize their union/country in such a way.

A scottish secession while probably seen as a negative by the large british majority would still be legal if it was in the context of the UK laws and constitution, the UK situation is different because there is a legal way out of the UK.
The Spain/Catalonia situation would be more comparable to the US and its states as there is no way short of obviously illegal revolt and revolution that would allow a state to part ways with the US, that is the precedent Spain fears. If scotland were to leave legally, it would be accepted into the EU as it would not have any indications for Catalonia unless Spain suddenly decides to give them a referendum which would be unconstitutional by spanish law.

>TL:DR
If scotland leaves legally, they can join the EU no problem and the concept of a referendum to vote for independence in the undemocratic clusterfuck that is UK ''democracy'' is pretty liberal and it's a rare thing as well. Guess you're bound to find some gold in a pile of shit.

>>1231901
Thank god because if people just shouted around like apes I as a citizen would go over there and slap some sense into those monkeys, they are public servants not fucking toddlers

>>1225326
This fucking film gave me nightmares.

>>1231904
Two points here.

Firstly, it's not necessarily about the legality of Catalonian independence. Whether or not such a move is legally enshrined doesn't matter when a movement is so powerful like that in Catalonia. By setting a precedent of a newly formed nation joining the EU they risk empowering the movement even further, which would lead to a referendum whether they wanted it, or even initially allowed it or not.

Secondly, as a Scot I can tell you Scotland won't leave the union for at least 10 years, if at all. The slight anger at leaving the EU in Scotland doesn't at all make up for the fact the basis of our economic argument in the last referendum, our North Sea oil revenue, has gone completely tits up. The majority of Scots still don't want independence, and if a second referendum was called even more would realize it's a bad idea with Aberdeen being decimated and our deficit being the highest of any country in the EU.

>>1231924
It is about the legality when very pro-spain politicians have spoken out about it and said that if the UK and Scotland chose to part ways legally there will be no problem, the movement in Catalonia is strong but it has no basis in the constitution .

You cannot leave spain, Spain is and always will be what it is unless they change the constitution. Like literally the article 2 of the spanish Constitution forbids any part of Spain to leave, or spain to kick a part out.

Once you're in, you're fucking in.

>>1230165
I miss them lads

>>1231932
It's not about whether Spain would somehow veto Scotland leaving the union. There isn't any way to do that and Spain already did their complaining when we initially called for the referendum.

What Spain would likely veto however is Scotland joining the EU, which it can do. Constitutional terms are not the be all and end all of succession arguments, simply an argument against it. With enough popular support, whether or not the very legal framework of Spanish law supports it, a referendum is still on the table. Spain itself recognizes this which is why they've spoken out so frequently on both Scotland leaving the UK and rejoining the EU, which shouldn't affect them in the least if Catalonian independence was impossible.

>>1231942
Look into the Chinese Tapei/taiwan situation for more of why independence is not as easy as majority of the people saying they do not want to be part of that country anymore.

It is still very feudal in that sense but it literally works that way and in that referendum kind of situation england is actually ahead of a lot of nations.

>>1230574
no, obviously not

>>1230345
kek

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>>1231873
>>1231876
>>1231900

>>1225904
>most of the brown people in england are from commonwealth countries
>they want a commonwealth tradezone
>literally 0 syrians taken in since the war
They really shot thelves in the foot with what they wanted didn't they?

>>1231993
>literally 0 syrians taken in since the war
What?

We've taken in 1,602 syrian refugees since the crisis started. We've already arrested 900 of them for various crimes including death threats and rape.

>>1226457
Britain didn't even leave the EU yet, we didn't initiate Article 50 yet (and won't bother till Christmas from what May says) - the negotiations are left in shambles. Nigel shat in the toilet, called it a day and a victory and left without flushing nor wiping his arse.

>>1231915
Yes, go assault some people while telling them the proper way for civilised people to behave

>>1229126
EU literally told Ireland to revote when they voted in a way EU didn't like. How is that doing better?

>>1232001
>Nigel shat in the toilet, called it a day and a victory and left without flushing nor wiping his arse

When will this meme die? Just because his side won the referendum doesn't mean he gets a single say in the aftermath, despite his wishes to join the leaving discussions. If the government doesn't want him in negotiations there is literally nothing he can do.

If you want someone to blame, then blame the remain backed government, and jointly the remain campaign. It was Cameron and Osborne who peddled doom prophecies while ignoring the possibility Leave won, which was obviously impossible seeing as they had the backing of the global banks and establishment.

>>1232002
>slaps are assault
lil bish

>>1229303

Is that a Birmingham dialect on part of egg man?

>>1231901
why there is any kind of mediation in your parliment, you need someone putting order.

>>1230952
Ha he shit his pants.

>>1224304
flexibility

>>1231885
Probably sports glasses. Regular glasses can fall off/break too easily during a game, so some professional athletes with bad vision get what are basically goggles that have prescription lenses in them.

>>1232038
The Speaker does that.

Jeremy Corbyn is just a weak politician.

>>1225318
Gotta agree, when I do it, I have to stretch my muscles and tendons to a point that becomes uncomfortable. Maybe he hurt it, or he's trying to limber it up. Pro jack session or whatnot.

>>1230952

Staged af

>>1230388
Looks like the colonel

>>1232007
>>1231915
lol no you wouldn't. Plebs like you wouldn't get near the door.

>>1225185
Love how they take so many videos of them out on the streets, yet the first thing they did when the army turned up was scamper away off back to their holes.

>>1225952
>tfw you can understand what he's saying perfectly

>>1230027
sun never sets

>>1225267
>Wake up around 7
>justoneofthemdays.gif
>Work at 8, cars broken
>Fucking trains late as always
>Late in, everyone looking at me weirdly
>John being a right twat as always makes the day shit and grasses me up from out last office outing at the pub
>I was sloshed mate, bitch tiffany said I raped her
>She rubbed my chest, puked on my shoes, I walked away
>Boss takes her side, calls me in and says I'm fired
>Get pissed at the pub after being fired, might as well
>Decide to get a pizza after such a shit day
>Nothing good, might as well get Dominos
>Fuck the trains I'll get a bus
>Waiting absolutely assholed, trying to keep balance
>see something coming, think it's my bus
>4 cunts in a car take my pizza
>Walk home, puke, dont eat that night

Poor guy.

>>1221634
>N.Ireland rejoins the republic
>implying anyone wants that
you cunts just need to send over more protestants to help us out here

>>1230939
>>1225956
yeah, that door shouldn't open inwords in such a small room any way
still a great genuine reaction

>>1225956
Probably easier to take the door off and refit it so it isn't blocked.

>>1225968
fucking near whitechapel
I hate thatfucking area full of paki cunts

>>1230511
great picture

I wish buttblasted liberals and eurocucks would stop ruining these threads.

>>1225904
>Your capital is an arabic black hole ffs.
Our muzzies are pakis, not arabs. If you're going to talk shiet about our demographics at least have a clue what you're talking about. There are too few arabs in the UK to get their own chioce in the ethnicity question on the census, which means they are less than 1% of the population.

>>1226709
>liverpool
>a city where more than half of the population are of irish ancestry
>anglo

>>1230165
That and the Botswana Special were my favorites.

>>1230178
>Crikey me I believe I have had a bit of a bother

>>1225415
Literally untrue, 5% leavers would change mind but so would 3% of remainers.

still yields brexit