Cute animal thread?
Starting with OC. Recorded from work today
some more qt cows (not oc)
>>1193299
bloody erik
>>1193310
I love you little burd. I will always clap my hands for you.
>>1193209
these guys get any outside time? seems kinda cramped. Then again I don't know jack about raising livestock
>>1193334
you say that now but after the first day you'll want to fucking kill it lol
agree tho is bloody adorable
>>1193298
>dumb
They are actually TOO smart. Cuckatoos get bored easily so they have to come up with dumb shit like this to entertain themselves.
>>1193307
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>1193313
what is the first bit of the song?
>>1193326
FUCK YEAH
>>1193209
Man, this shit's gonna make me want to stop eating cow.
That little guy acts just like my dog.
>>1193340
Once they're a couple months old they move to a much larger pen that holds 4-5 calves. After they grow a bit more (another couple months) they go live in an outdoor barn or live in the pasture until they're old enough to be bred.
The calf in the vid is only a week old
>>1193209
What do you raise them for? Dairy?
>>1195643
Yes. Holsteins (black and white cows) are almost always raised for dairy
>>1193299
fucking legend
>>1193300
fuckin' legend
>>1193552
It's all from The Next Episode by Dr. Dre. It's all a sample of an older song, as is tradition with rap and hip-hop.
>>1193298
don't judge, I'm pretty stoned, but if you have the 4chanX installed and the hover to play enable, swipe back and forth really fast on this. accidentally did it and it's neat
>>1196758
Tonari no TO-TO-RO, TO-TO-RO
TO-TO-RO, TO-TO-RO
Aww. They think they're scary.
>>1193307
it would be cute but i feel bad because the poor frog is probably scared for its life
>>1193209
meateaters are horrible :( i mean come on there IS veganalternatives today, it 2016. no one has to kill that guy to get a burger today anymore...
>>1193209
Precious!
>>1200151
Tbqh that would scary me, only a little tho.
>>1193299
>Fuck you, bitch; I do what I want.
>>1201093
>>1201093
What the hell is wrong with veganfags and their anti-dairy ideas? Cows (both beef and dairy) live the majority of their life outside, are fed the best food they would ever find outside, and live a long fruitful life getting fat and giving milk. Stressed cows make shitty milk.
>>1193299
erik's a cunt mate
>>1201093
I can understand not wanting to eat beef. But dairy cows are some of the most pampered animals on the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpjCQD8ynZE
>>1193209
This is how calf blow job videos start.
>>1193910
can someone post the stretch edit?
>>1201651
What do you think is in the bucket?
>>1193299
Eric and Kevin should hang out
>>1202658
Its a cute gif but...
Can anyone else here spot the erection?
>>1201111
Nice quads. Have another bird bath
>>1202877
That's just fucking great.
>>1202882
chocobirb ftw
>>1193316
I always lose it at :25
>>1193299
He seems fascinated with coins spinning. That's all he wants to do is hear that sound.
>>1202874
Adorable. I'd be mad at the mess, but still adorable
>>1194671
Don't ever pet me or my son again
Anyone got the seal that's just lying down, and then sees the camera man and jumps?
>>1206959
That's all for this dump. Enjoy.
>>1207362
That's a pretty damn good loop.
>>1193299
>woman says "Ah-"
>Erik squawks right back
Best birb
>>1193326
>FUCKIN bwaah
>>1193693
>>1207785
I've been looking for a webm that was posted here before with a guy recording a baby goat, the goat bleats and the guy says something along the lines of "That was weak do it again!" and the baby goat yells and the dude just says "Yee."
Anyone have it?
>>1207863
Here's the video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_3qx-oBms
>>1207870
you can grab the webm right from youtube
>>1207870
That's it, thanks.
>>1193217
Anyone have any idea where this is from?
No one has been able to find a source for it yet so far as I know.
>>1207974
I think there's an island in Japan that is inhabited by a fucktona cats. Maybe related.
More bird
>>1209364
even more bird
>>1207416
Sounds robotic
>>1193300
>>1210613
This old bitch doesn't realise the dog is antagonising the birb.
>>1193217
That's so fucking painfully adorable.
>>1193303
my first webm, i hope i didnt fuck it up too hard.
>>1211936
oh looks like i fucked up... sound is good, but why is the video not in sync with it??
>>1211941
use webm for retards
>>1211969
thanks mate.
first i thought you would be kidding, but after using google i saw that this was a serious answer.
if anyone could link sauce to this, itd be much appreciated.
>>1207416
>On the internet nobody knows you're a flock of birbs.
>>1193299
The money shall be redistributed to the bird people.
>>1212126
Original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4
Remix - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGjvqKcpl-k
>>1201093
That's a dairy cow, genius. The ones they pamper the shit out of and only use for milk.
Besides, nature's mean state is just that- mean. Life in the wild for non-domesticated animals (so, you know, most of them) is an ugly and savage struggle for survival where one of the main constants is suffering and near-starvation. The brutality of us raising, slaughtering, and eating domesticated animals pales in comparison to the struggle against Natural Selection wild animals deal with, especially in matters of scale.
Also, I have yet to find anything that tastes better than eggs, cheese, or meat without being egg, cheese, or meat.
Plus, that vegan/healthy shit is expensive. Not everyone can afford the luxury of farm-fresh produce and healthy vegan foods (I will admit, of course, the health benefits of those food items).
>>1211594
music saus?
>>1193303
girl is top qt
>>1201093
>literally "CURRENT YEAR"
>>1193209
>>1201093
IBS BWENDY ZIGGSTIN :DDDDD
>>1193609
You know the solution. Eat your dog.
>>1201093
>meateaters are horrible
I wouldn't say 'horrible', but rather 'weak' and 'cowards'.
>there IS veganalternatives today
Sure. But that is not the issue. People are indoctrinated for animal consumption since birth. Clothes, food etc. It is just a mix of convenience, peer pressure and societal brainwash. Or: Laziness, weakness and stupidity. Depending on how you put it.
Take this guy for example: >>1212928
>I have yet to find anything that tastes better than eggs, cheese, or meat
He is (like most people) mind formed to his full honest belief that these products are 'tasty'. In reality his brain is just wired to activate his reward centrum for ingesting iron-rich complexes as found in meat and the only thing he really 'likes' about it is the fact that nothing naturally absorbs and amplifies oils and spices as good as animal protein and its derivates. He (again, like most people) would probably never eat animals again if he had to ingest them in their natural form as it is foreseen by nature.
I did community service for a year in a surgical unit and the #2 reason for digestive tract cancer and illnesses (apart from alcohol) was excessive consumption of animals.
But to get back to your post: You will NOT re-wire any indoctrinated person that doesn't want to out of free will and to be fair, >>1212928 is right in saying that a healthy diet is expensive. Most people can't afford vegetables, supplements, fruit and all the other shit required. Meat is ironically the cheapest shit available, so most people will literally only eat meat + simple carbs for their entire life. You can pity them, but you can't help them.
>>1222551
New pasta?
>>1211592
Perfect.
>>1222511
Too cute.
>>1196502
>>1222657
Not him but he's mostly right, I wouldn't call it indoctrination or call people weak. We are wired to like high protein and fats since they also carry more energy for our body.
>>1222788
People are indoctrinated into thinking eating meat is wrong. Not the other way around
>>1201093
I MEAN COME ON, PEOPLE
ITS THE CURRENT YEAT
>>1193209
Anyone have the Skooma cat?
>>1222551
>A vegan calling someone weak
kek'd
>>1193303
>Satanic dog.webm
>>1207379
good lord, scary snek.
>>1207431
First dog I've seen that doesn't run at the sound of a vacuum.
>>1200148
BeatingSFVstorymode.webm
>>1207386
What breed?
>>1196136
That bird would make a good pantomime villain.
>>1222738
No.
It's ten cute.
>>1201093
>>1222551
Greetings from /k/, ya whiney shites.
I hunt my meat. Makes it that much tastier knowing that I stalked and killed it.
Cry harder, vegans.
>that feel when you're gutting and that hot steamy blood is warming you up to the elbows on a chilly fall day.
Aw yiss.
And the best part is? I'm more of an environmentalist than any city-dwelling hipster veggiefag.
(I hope this isn't just shitposting. I want some vegans to imagine me dripping with blood. I hope they cry about it.)
>>1226104
Hunting is one of the most ecologically friendly sources of meat. Hell better than most farmed vegetables here because of the massive deer surplus.
>>1224479
Looks a bit like a Brittany Spaniel.
>>1202666
what is with you fags and dicks
oc of my bunny and bird
i will update when my bunny kills the bird
>>1207416
Thats cute
"Don't touch us we'll fuck you up!"
"OH GOD HE'S CALLED OUR BLUFF!"
>>1211827
I think it's all an act.
>>1196758
That's amazing. How do you teach a bird to do that?
>>1207431
It's how the dog was raised. Either the humans got it accustomed to being vacuum for this very purpose, or it learned from another older dog when it was young. Either way it's brilliant.
>>1196758
this is amazing
>>1226162
Do rabbits behave more like cats or dogs? Or something in between?
>>1193209
>piece of shit dumb as fuck disgusting calf
>cute
choose one
>>1193299
that bird must be stressed or something
why is that little fucker doing that
it must be unbearable to share a roof with that thing
>>1226255
Something else. They get dumb if they're kept in a cage, some are really smart, most need a companion or they'll get bored and depressed unless you're home all day. Most don't need much litter training, most need to be taught not to chew wires (or just protect your wires). Introducing two rabbits without there being blood and fur everywhere takes time and knowledge (usually). Look up house rabbits. I used to have one that knew how to get out our screen door and would sit on the deck, come when called, and beat up the neighbor's cat. Others just want to nap all day. Some are okay with being picked up, others hate it. There's a huge range they can fall on.
>>1226104
Greetings from /k/.
Please stay here, and keep up the good work.
Don't come back to /k/, we need out here more.
Make enough internet babies cry, and you'll be promoted to OPERATOR status.
Please, for the love of god, stay here.
>>1226260
it likes the *chinging* sound you dumb fuck. that bird is roaming free doing as it pleases with devout attention, if you're gonna call Peta fucking OP is the only target i've seen so far.
>>1200151
They look a little like goblins
>>1226316
What's wrong with op
>>1207449
goldens are the best
Reminder to keep your pet cool during the hot summer
>>1207874
>you can grab the webm right from youtube
how
>>1222870
C U R R E N T Y E A R
>>1211592
Best webm in this entire thread.
>>1202666
I don't think a 1/5 chub is an erection.
Besides, catching a glimpse of sum dick is an honor. Don't be like that.
>>1207406
Unreal
>>1196758
i am sorry about your dog.
>>1223871
he's gonna be draggin his ass on the carpet for 2 days after that
don't feed your pets sugar
>>1210613
>fucking cunt
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>1222551
I bet you eat a lot of soy eh? Did you know that soy is one of the most pesticide and insecticide intensive crops in existence? So think of all those chemicals draining off into the water table and killing eco systems. You probably like quinoa too, well did you know that the rising popularity of the stuff is forcing Peruvian and Bolivian farmers to eat junk food, effectively starving them of the nutrients they once relied on. Farming conglomerates much prefer selling the stuff to rich hipsters over shitty farmers. To get a balanced diet as a vegan or vegetarian you have to rely far more on heavily processed foods. Thanks for farthing the industrialization of our food system even more.
>>1207359
>Oh shit! Just act casual.
>>1193443
Owned a cockatiel for years. Can confirm the little shit would not shut the fuck up and would whistle shit at 3 in the morning if he heard a noise and got woken up.
>>1202877
fucking kek
>>1211594
>Karate Kat
>>1201093
I would eat every animal in this thread and not lose a minute of sleep.
>>1227143
>>1227171
he's right though, who gives a flying fuck about animals, sure they're cute but that doesn't mean I wouldn't roast them
>>1207416
Those birbs definitely got the job
>>1227189
I really don't give a fuck about people I don't personally know, how am I supposed to care about animals.
>>1211936
earrape/10
>>1207379
Can snakes ever be affectionate. I can't think how their natural social situation could even lead to that. At best I can see them learning that their owner is not a threat and usually brings food or warmth or something.
>>1226705
https://www.downloadhelper.net/
>>1202877
>>1227543
Perfect
>>1201111
bathing_intensifies.webm
>>1207386
Beagle.
>>1227416
nope. reptiles are more like bugs than mammals. They are pre-programmed and care for no other species except for food. I know there's a few exceptions but as a rule reptiles lay eggs in as safe a spot they can and give no shits after that.
I new a girl who owned a big ass boa for years and years and years. This thing was huge, Like i didnt want it on me cause i thought it could kill me if it wanted to. She slept with this thing. Cuddled in bed, I'm sure it appreciated the warmth. One day at the vet she remarks how its been acting weird lately. the boa wasn't sleeping wrapped around her arm like it normally does, it was lying in a strait line next to her stretching out. The vet told her she couldn't sleep with is anymore because it was sizing her up for a meal.
>>1200148
>Chinchillas Can't Play Vidya
Is this one of the Bailey School Kids books?
>>1227856
http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp
>>1207422
Do dogs get freaked out in aircraft? Do they even realize that they're flying?
Pangolins are one of the coolest animals and no one's ever heard of them.
>>1228035
almost fucked a bambe in my car coming home from work fucker wouldn't move
>>1228030
crows are the best
>>1228071
Look at how much we fucked up the Animal kingdom. That dolphin should be molesting that dog and then killing it.
>>1228057
You were gonna have sex with it?
>>1193316
dude that bird loves him so much!
>>1228064
>hurrrr look at me i'm a human
>>1207422
Good Guy Dog Owner, got hearing protection for his copilot.
>>1193530
Nah, cockatoos aren't that smart. They're just bat shit crazy. A lot of owners compare it to having a 2 year old.
>>1227785
>Collecting welfare
>>1222551
i agree with you
not full vegan but I've been veggie for a while now. I've become a better cook, I eat healthier, and I'm making the world a little less shitty.
I don't think meat eaters are bad people, and I don't necessarily have a problem with hunting, but the food industry is cruel and the only reason it is so cruel is so we can get a shitty fucking hamburger at McDonalds for $1. for fucks sake
the meat industry is also horrible for the environment, contributes immensely to global warming, so there's that.
>>1193609
man up and accept that the cost of life is the assimilation of other life
that and the fact that your own maternal/paternal instincts kick in in many situations when they shouldn't due to many animals' morphologic proportions and facial features
>>1218502
fluffy snek
>>1193303
cute pupper
>>1226260
eric is the way he is because his owners do nothing but reward him with attention while he's doing cunt things
>>1226216
Maybe singing it everyday till he remembers
>>1226258
I-it's kind of cute, anon...
>>1207845
>tfw you will never ever be as relaxed as this hedgehog
>>1207974
I can't remember the name but it looks like this NHK World show about this guy who travels the world and films cats.
Oh and just tabbed out and found the link:
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/07/04/famous-japanese-wildlife-photographer-charms-cats-across-the-world/
>>1207359
oh shit the aliens!!
>>1227682
fucking kek
>>1226104
not that vegan, but I actually only eat what I hunt, I don't want to contribute to animal explotation.
>>1231049
just saying but by boycotting meat you're not going to have any effect on the meat industry, do you think it collapses any time someone dies too? no they don't give a fuck, if you actually cared you'd support eco farms and buy meat from them, because otherwise they just won't exist and people gonna eat meat either way so the only other option is the environment damaging cruel meat industry
>>1231049
also as an actual agriculture student who knows ecological farming researchers and farmers
>contributes immensely to global warming
is a meme, but there's a lot of things in the meat industry that damage the environment, for example the cleaning which is extremely necessary due to the used hybrids being weak to any disease and need a basically sterile environment so between batches the areas need to be thoroughly cleaned, which process is generally done with chemicals that contain cyanides, which chemicals then just get vented out to the open because safely handling them is too expensive
>>1232020
>chasing a malnourished animal with open wounds for hours is somehow better than killing properly raised animals in a controlled method
Okay then.
More birbs, they're the best.
>>1228049
They're the single most illegally traffic'd animals.
>>1201093
You see in home land of russia we eat many of animals, most as small furry creatures though some others are big like elephant or human. Keep in mind though we only eat big creatures when no other food is left like when we are invaded or on the weekend
>>1207406
Impressive
>>1232352
Sad too. Mostly for mystical boner powder.
>>1193326
Not cool.
>>1228030
son, I'm pretty sure that's a raven, not a crow
>>1227856
it has to do with the effort put into the young. an insect or a reptile fucks and lays a shit tonne of eggs then its done so it fucks off. a mammal puts months of effort into making a single offspring so it has to protect its single child to give it a chance in life to not waste the energy it put into the child.
its just math statistically speaking at least one egg will make it making more insects and reptiles not evolve in a caring way, but caring mammals had a higher chance of their single kid surviving and fucking so that dna stuck and now we have parental instincts.
>>1196680
Yea, but what is it sampling?
>>1237745
You misunderstand. The rap song uses a piece of another song, I wanna know that old song.
>>1237754
my bad, i missed the "it", i just read
>what is sampling
>>1237756
I forgive you, especially if you find that song.
>>1193303
>>1228084
>>1228071
This needs the song with it.
>>1193303
give the poor dog his banana already
also did he tried speaking moon?
>>1228103
what the fuck happened to the legs
chernobyl kitty?
>>1239812
They look broken, he seems to have a plaster on both that's why he walks like that
>>1223881
peter dinklage face
>>1239812
From what I hear, he's paralyzed and learned to walk on his front legs.
>>1193313
kek
>>1228030
"Get off of my windshield wiper."
"Nevermore."
>>1207393
Huh... So... Do I just let them drink, or...? Is this like a cat situation, where if I leave out food, they'll keep coming back?
>>1223871
ayo that's cute bro
>>1222551
>Taste is a social construct
>>1227416
Reptiles survival strategy is literally don't move and die slowly enough that food comes by before you starve. Then be really effective at grabbing that food.
>>1212539
It looks so sad... can it not find its family?
>>1226985
nothing wrong giving them sugar, my dog loves popcorn and carrots
>>1227785
Me in secondary school when the school offered oranges at lunch, the food was "free" for us students and I was a greedy cunt.
>>1240229
Let me put it to you this way: how are you gonna get them to leave?
>>1193310
those red spots on the carpet are from people who thought they could beat his record
>>1196758
the first time i saw this i actually cried
its just so beautiful, life is so beautiful
>>1227785
fucking niggers
>>1237888
>filename
Is that a /tg/ reference?
>>1239878
IVE BEEN ON TRIAL FOR BEING A LAPDOG ALL MY LIFE
>>1210613
>STUPID!
>Runs away
Fucking Erik...
>>1226309
My kind of pet
>>1228092
That reminds me
Any update on that /k/ommando with leprosy from eating armadillo?
>>1207845
I had a hedge named Fred, used to do the same thing to him, he'd be out after like a minute
>>1228014
Depends on the dog. My dog can't even handle a car ride, it gets too overstimulated and worked up. I don't know if it understands the concept of flight though, maybe it's just a really high car ride for them.
>>1201093
True.
In this case 2016 means we have the technology to make artificial meat. Simple.
>>1232890
>boner drugs are made that actually work
"fuckin plebs, we'll stick to grinding up animal horns and penises and snorting the powder"
>>1200151
Did you feed them after midnight?
Anon....
made this today when i was hanging out with sisters doggo
>>1222885
my time to shine
>>1193209
don't get drawn in, they're absolute mongrels
>>1227785
>when your mom say you can't carry everything in one trip
>>1193303
the progression on the girl's face the second time around is priceless, i need cropped webm of just that
>>1239822
kek
>>1207359
KEK
>>1228006
They are so fucking cute :(
>>1228014
I love how chill he is about it
>>1193303
adorable
>>1196758
adorable
>>1201272
no.
>>1209369
fuck that's cute and funny
Anyone has the webm version, the one with sound, of this gif?
>>1227255
You like that weaboo sasuke from bleach
>>1207369
Pupper having the time of his life
>>1207359
It gets me every time how the camera guy gets surprised too.
>>1207379
I was expecting the worse
>>1243615
>when he puts it in the wrong hole
>>1230940
>animal intelligence on par with a 2 year old human
that's pretty fucking smart
>>1244852
Hes building an army
>>1244852
>>1201093
How about you worry about the 800 million starving people in the world before you criticize first world people for what they eat? God damn vegans, you care about the most useless shit. People are dying by the literal millions because they don't have food, and you are concerned about eating animals.
Care about your own species for once you autistic retard.
>>1193209
>>1237883
>cute animals
>>1222551
I have a vegan friend and he lacks so much b12 and iron that his joints are constantly hurting and he always feels sick. He refuses to eat supplements because he's a pharmacyst and he knows most of them come from animal sources (at least here in my country).
Besides if you're forced to take supplements to condone your vegan diet, I don't consider that natural either.Nor being stronger.
>>1245867
Man, fishing cats are neato
>>1228030
>surfin bird
>>1207449
This is literally their purpose as a breed, to retrieve things.
>>1226260
he's a professional youtuber mate
>>1193326
Did he just call that cage a nigger?
>>1196689
kek
>>1227785
Black people are not animals you stupid faggot
>>1245471
soo cute
>>1227785
This is how Judaism started
>>1193300
fukkin legend
>>1202666
satan pls
>>1240507
>was
>>1228027
nice, most cats would freak the fuck out.
>>1201093
Faggot. meat's fucking delicious and good for you