SFW Rekt thread

>>1154804
GAS FIGHT!!!

>>1154770
did the kid die

>>1154846
Talk shit, Get hit. Kekked.

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>>1154846
Music made it worse.

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>>1154846
I've got an extended version of that webm. Here it is, if anyone cares.

>>1154868
its that easy

>>1154770
bitch slapped with his FOOT lol

>>1155166
I would've done that way sooner. That guy (almost) has the patience of a saint.

>>1155138
This fucking cow lol

>>1154780
did he died

>>1155134
lmao

>>1155166
this needs to be turned into a 2B continued

>>1154876
Your post made my life worse. Happy now?

>>1155075
When it's staged, yes

>>1154876
I know the guy deserved repercussions for his actions. But this was still pretty disheartening to watch.

>>1154770
The sound of the foot slapping him square in the cheek is poetry.

>>1155258
You monster

>>1154876
faggot deserved it

>>1155242
Nah this was in my city he lived the lighting just struck close as fuck to him

>>1155288
pussy

>>1155255
kill yourself

>>1155134
I wonder if she had a moment of clarity like jumpers usually do.

>>1154804
That guy was a foot away from being lit up. Lucky bastard

>>1155134
>no 'I am God' victory dance

>>1155270
Found the Bernie supporter.

>>1155288
So what was it like when your dick fell off?

>>1155365
technically lightning doesn't have to strike you to kill you.

>>1155134
My mother and her friends used to do this when they were kids, but it was on steam train tracks instead of subway lines. You had to lie down and stay still throughout the passing of the train or else you'd be dragged and killed. Kids used to do it very often as a test of courage, but no kid ever died, at least in the city where she lived.

>>1155138
I want it

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>>1154770
contribooting

>>1156145
French army is fun

>>1155166

>hand moves to his gun right afterwards

>>1154876
spray shit get banged

>>1156145
that guy sure got rekt

>>1156562
its the resting position. he had it there while the guy was harassing him, too.

>>1154846
DK's final smash

>>1154775
>I came in like a wreckin....fuck, it looks easier on tv

>>1155238
You mean sloth right, cuz I'm pretty sure that's a sloth.

>>1154810
How the fuck they survived with no injuries?!

>>1154876

People aggressively overreacting like that are worthless pieces of crap. I hope this living shit dies a slow and painful death.

>>1156730
If you have sympathy for the vandal, you are most likely a 15 year old basement dweller with no respect for property.

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>>1155391
>>1155985

You are grown men and you
think empathizing with people suffering is a sign of weakness? You are either emotionally retarded or wannabe-edgy teenage scum.

>>1154880

Any guy hurting someone weaker then himself is a pathetic pussy queen.

>>1156756
Yeah he is suffering, but he deserved it.

>>1155238

I hope you are trolling

>>1154804
>tfw you die in a freak gasoline fight accident

>>1154876
That was insanely satisfying to watch. Little shit got #rekt.

>>1156771
>>1156735

I disdain vandalism, but that's too much. A good bitch slap would have been enough. Calling the police would have been even better. Punching someones face until it bleeds proves you are a uneducated agressive douchebag without control over your temper. This kind of people are way worse than a guy spraying letters on your property.

>>1156730
>overreacting

Yeah ok retard. Over-reacting would have been beating him unconscious or causing permanent damage. Instead he gave the little pussy a licking and made an example out of him. 100% justified. The kid went on to the mans property and vandalized it, costing him time and/or money (probably both) to reverse the damage. It's not even like it was an art piece, it was just a typical faggot signing his worthless name on someone elses property.

>>1156756
>suffering

He was barely hurt. He was just shocked that his little bubble had been burst and for once he had to deal with the consequences of his actions.

The little shit got exactly what he deserved, a just sentence. Key word being just. He got a slap on the wrist and humiliation. And you call it "disheartening". You're a faggot, no if ands or buts about it.

>>1156792
It's perfectly justified if the shit keeps coming back and tagging your place. This asshole has some practice in, and has likely been doing it for a while too, so it is likely.

>>1154876

I understand that's vandalism but that doesn't mean you fucking assault someone and give them bruises and lacerations. that's fucked.

>>1156792
>Punching someones face until it bleeds
We didn't see the first hit. Maybe he was tackled to the ground so the guy could restrain him while waiting for the police. Hell, maybe it was one punch and the guy just has a weak as shit face.

>>1156765
>let girl beat the shit out of you
>let her cus you're stronger than her
>cucked again

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>>1154876
kek, faggot sounds like this pussy

>>1156765
t. numale feminist cuck

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>>1154880
fucking kek got this one for you senpai

>>1156723
well it seems like the electricity hit something that would explode or something, so it didnt decide to touch their bodies.

>>1156853
>shorts and a t-shirt
>biking in deer country
Enjoy the road rash idiot

>>1156857

Arguments would be better. I don't give a shit if I get insulted on the internet.

>>1156853
Jesus fucking christ

>>1156842

Where does she beat him? I just see her bitching.

>>1156918
Shit like this only happens to women

>>1155134
She couldn't commit suicide if her life depended on it.

>>1156152
Those are Brits.

>>1154880
Dude on the right knows that public transit etiquette. you let what's gonna happen happen, and you get home safe.

>>1156951
a fucking hammer? jesus man

>>1156921
But how?
Can someone please explain?

>>1156975
gas leak in Goldasht, Iran

>>1156904
This one's fucked up, god damn

>>1155166
willy wonka gone wild

>>1156883
Well of course you don't, you're pathetic enough to let a stranger shame you in public. If you can't defend yourself against a women I don't want to know what a guy could do to you.

>>1156891
The black bitch flirts with the guy, the guy ignores her, the bitch chimps out, she hits him and he hits her back. That's how the video goes I think.

>>1156951
And people in this thread were shitting themselves over a punk kid getting decked for defacing private property.
This guy littered on a train and go the ball-peen of justice from Captain Samurai

>>1156853
hhahahaha is that deer shit on his knee?

>>1157028
She can walk just fine. Why does she need the motorized cart?

>>1157066
I get the feeling you both come from the same geographical region

>>1157057
whats the story behind this? Whats going on. Image search brings up nothing

>>1157005
Satisfying

>>1157082
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51e_1405254580

translation
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2a27tk/woman_brutally_slapped_in_the_face_multiple_times/

>>1157067
She's at least one pound over the average weight, so she's entitled to being a lazy bitch. I can understand disabled folks and arguably fat people that look like boulders, but that bitch is THINNER than some women I know who can run for a long period without stopping.

Shops need to put a "You must be disabled to use these" sign up for the scooters. Non-disabled/morbidly obese folks have no reason to use them.

>>1155166
So satisfying to see this happen. These cunts make Surfers unbearable.

>>1157060
I would gladly take the suspension from bitchslapping her if I was him, god damn. Why is it that it's always women causing shit over minor things in these school videos?

>>1157071
nope, im out here in CA.

>>1156893
I don't know if your filename is you trying to be funny or what, but the kid is obviously intentionally getting hit.

>>1155166
Guy in the black shirt - "Oh shit. Well, he did deserve it"

>>1155166
I love the asian guy's face in the black shirt right in front of him. He looks so curious.

>>1155134
I guess she'll have to marry her cousin after all.

>>1156901
Too obvious. Needs work.

>>1156883
That's true; I don't think anyone would argue that you're a cuck

>>1157046
kek

>>1154876
anyone with more than two braincells buzzing around between their ears can understand this is a fucking scummy way to react to something so minor.

>>1157149
Did she just fucking fall back in?

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>>1157172
she did indeed

>>1157060
This is causing major blue balls.

>>1156923
>sfw rekt

>>1156883
If she hit someone, that someone is allowed to hit back

How is this even a debate

>>1155166
Love how he immediately goes back to statue mode

>>1157186
its that easy.

>>1156951
>Old_Boy.webm

>>1154855
what did he say?

>>1157040
There was something oddly encouraging about that fight.

>>1157192
your skill in destruction has increased to 22

>>1157155
>I'm English
You know m8 it's nice to see a black person who identifies with the nationality of their new country as opposed to what American blacks do. "We wuz..." makes me sick to the gut.

>>1156899

>Kurwa

The last word of many a Pole.

>>1156723
It's not the flames in an explosion that kill you, it's the shrapnel.

good thread

>>1157244
dayum

>>1157107
Man I need to lose weight. I'm fat as that.

>>1157283
Or the pressure differential (also not present obv)

>>1156989
>"muthafuker fuck the fucken world"
>"and my new belt is called sizzkill"

>>1156957
for what purpose
It's not even a good video, I just want to ask him what he was hoping to prove

>>1157033
that guy is terrible too. don't hurt people, that's all you got to do.

>>1155075
that's why you need troops to follow with tanks. tanks look intimidating but they have huge blind spots.

>>1157159
She entered the store correctly the first time, but its that second time she needed to watch out for

>>1155138
10/10 kek

>>1156765
She hit him in the head with her fucking high heel.

All that chivalry shit gets thrown out the window when weapons are involved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czb4rImsph0

>>1156951
>nail that sticks out gets the hammer

>>1156896

I love the premature laugh when he knows it's gonna be a good one

>>1156864
gimma ya scooter bruh i fucking hate bogans man

>>1157181
Staged.

>>1156923
That's really traumatic, good lord.

>>1157312
8/10 thread 2bh familia

>>1157403
the lord that allows that to happen is a bad one

inb4 fedora

>>1157165

>namefaggot
>sympathizes with the hipster vandal

why am I not surprised

I bet you think black lives matter too

>>1156794
yep

>>1156999
wtf is this

>>1157231
>animalrightsactivism.webm

>>1157028
Fucking little shit needs to get bitch slapped.

>>1157133
That guys' laughing is epic.

>>1157218
What the fuck did I just watch.

>>1157407
Wow.

>>1157409
Why does having a name matter?

>>1156355

topkek'd

>>1157192
Anyone know how bad they were injured if at all? He was screaming like he was on fire the whole time

>>1157461
cuz he fucking was

he definitely had to stay in the hospital for at least a week so his skin doesnt fall off

>>1157407
>being this much of an entitled cunt
>implying the lord helps heathens

Why do dumb atheist faggots assume God will help you with every inconvenience? Including death. stupid worthless unimportant faggot.

>>1157495
Yeah that kid was such a heathen man

Great work spreading your christian love too btw

>>1156999
I've seen this so many times and I still haven't got a clue what they were even trying to do,

>>1157099
poor guy.

>>1157109
I adore how the mom barely even tries to stop it.

>>1156765
If violence does not solve the problem it means you did not use enough violence

>>1156765
and honor is for idiots

>>1157192
There was a slow mo version

>>1157495
>being sucked into an elevator is just an 'inconvenience'

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my favorite

>>1156562
It is in Australia, he isn't armed. We don't have a gun-fellatio complex here.

>>1157063
cheeky khunt

>>1156915
The only problem with this is that the rifle doesn't fall on him

>>1157171
>Paranormal_stupidity.webm

>>1157209
>+1

>>1154846
i can't believe how beta this video is

>>1157155
Did he just knock her out like smash bros?

>>1157028
im surprised that the kid isn't mixed kek

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>>1156145
wrong one whoops

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>>1156923
fucking hell, is there more story to this?

>>1156697
DK's final smash is drums, you're thinking of his neutral B.

>>1156878
I think he'll be enjoying the broken bones more.

>>1157014
Name won

>>1156893
I love the idea of some weirdo at a children's gathering filming somebody being hurt and laughing openly. Concerned parents probably called 911

>>1155138

tables have turned, humman

>>1157627
You're pretty stupid aren't you?

>>1157046
that fucking kid that teleports to the right of the snowman

>>1156951
Was hoping the guy who comes to help him up in the end would just whisper 'Fuck off' into his ear.

>>1156918
>has front row seats
>not even paying attention to the game

>>1156355
the second post didn't even do anything, what a faggot. Just because he's too blind to see a fucking post doesn't mean he has to destroy a innocent post. Fucking retard

>>1156923
FLY YOU FOOLS!

>>1157014
nice name

>>1156999
Love how she just sits down and gives up

>>1157196
this dude doesn't let go of his facial expression of complete control

>>1157202
>new zealand

>>1156794
>It's not even like it was an art piece, it was just a typical faggot signing his worthless name on someone elses property.


fucking THIS

>>1157060
Sat the whole time waiting for him to give her a good one piece, i am disappoint

>>1157101

Then they'd jump and shout and come up with their own definitions of disabled. "Hurr you're an abelist" is what store management would hear all the time (and potential lawsuits), so to protect themselves from bullshit they just let it go.

>>1157033
It was actually a set-up, the samurai and the seed-boy are good friends

>>1157551

Fucking eurobeat thread, I automatically added "in the 90's" after reading the title.

>>1157604
she died I read. http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-chinese-escalator-ate-woman-design-flaw-20150729-story.html

>>1156893
>that last hit
the whole clip is gold but that last part is diamond

>>1157133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xffHG_hauAY
similar video haha

>>1157057
that guy needs to be beaten up

>>1157159
eh wasn't nearly as rude as she could have been and in the right.

>>1157171
>Not immediately grabbing onto the shelf next to her
such shit reacitons

>>1157155
bitch deserved it

>>1157155
all those people laughing are the retards that voted to gtfo of the eu

>>1157159
she's absolutely right tho

>>1156927
Got any more dovahkiin ones?

>>1157553
Well after losing a gunfight to a flock of birds, your gun rights were revoked for being giant pussies.

>>1157367
"i said id do it so i did it"
Children of Poseidon, they do dumb shit for views

>>1157014
>Junkrat play of the game?
>Initial D edit?
>Jojo edit?
Any more forced memes this could go with?

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>>1157716
only the best

>>1157235
WTF was that?!

>>1157643
top fucking kek

>>1157643

Acknowledged

>>1154880
Nice jacket

>>1157063
that lil niglet trained his entire life for that shit

>>1156775
>Accident
watch the webm again

>>1155255
fuck off unfunny faggot

>>1157755
The guy is teaching them to physically defend themselves using psychic energy

The tackling guy was supposed to be deflected by the 'forcefield' but he fucked up, after realizing this he pretended to have a seizure from crashing into the woman's psychic energy

>>1156944
what a cancerous file name

>>1157802
>not getting the movie reference

pleb

>>1157107
>gets out of breath from falling over

top kek

>>1156073

Pretty rare to die from lightning directly hitting you anyway.

>>1157604
what game?

>>1157862
Darkest Dungeon

>>1155166
I'ts high noon

>>1157604
China.

>>1157495

Their arguments against God are to make a Strawman of God himself, and knock it down.

They enjoy remembering contradictions and unappealing logic so that they can dress up this clown and call it God. They feel justified when they hear the clown in others' speech.

I was atheist until I realized I was just reacting to others' beliefs in higher powers / supernatural things. Then I was agnostic, I suppose, without realizing or caring about my classification.

Now I believe in God, also without caring what other people think and without classifying myself.

However, I'm not at a point where I'm sure that God exists without us. O shit, I'm just realizing this. I don't believe God exists until we exist.

Hmmm. Then again, animals are spiritual, too...

At what point, regressing back in time, can it be said that whatever constitutes "spirituality" no longer exists among sentient beings? Insects?

Instincts. Yeah, I got some more thinking to do. Always good to discover new questions.

>>1157879

wow, maybe they should just stop and consider how privileged they are. In Africa they make rings out of cheetah loins, but these white people are blinded by their privilege and shackled by materialism.

>>1157879
oh okay , it was a wedding ring
had to replay it three times

>>1154780
Does anyone have the version with sound?

>>1156957
>zach help me now
>owie, owie
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh my god wtf

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>>1157099
Sequel

>>1157005
>Everyone driving SUVs
>Passing a strip mall
>Retarded driving

america.

>>1157125
God damn. Skidded across the sidewalk with no shirt on. Probably torn up.

>>1156864
Simple rule: If she fronts like a man, lay her out like a man.

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>>1157631
Holy shit.

>>1157709
>not immediately grabbing the shelf next to her and tipping it over ontop of her

Dumb bitch could have made this video way funnier

>>1156891
I've seen the full vid, she keeps hitting him and acting tough while he ingnores her. Webm is only the point where he snaps.

>>1157196
non-target killed

>>1157005
He WAS tailgating, but the fucker in front of him was also lollygagging in the passing lane. Both assholes, really, but when someone's been holding me up by not realizing the left lane is for passing, I get fucking agitated.

>>1157118
This looks fake as fuck.

>>1156951
Fake. Was a prank.

>>1157233
Yeah, england is a great example of what happens when you actually tell people to grow the fuck up and intergrate rather than give them their own safe spaces and shit. Unfortunatley the american sjw bullshit is starting to migrate over here now. That's probably one of the reasons Brexit won.

>>1157060
the guy kept his cool the whole time
good on him

I wouldn't have minded if he just decked her in the face though.

>>1157063
Wonder whose bike that was.

>>1157102
Why are those cunts always like that?

They laugh while doing something very mean and dumb and get all surprised and offended if the victim of their actions decides to do something back.

>>1156864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqxldqYExoQ
Just in case.

>>1157102
The hell was she yelling when she sprayed him?

>>1158059
sounds like "Pissed cuz i'm out", but that doesn't make any sense.

>>1157982
What are you talking about? The shelf next to her is the top of a solid wall.

>>1157888
Who the fuck cares about what happens in third world countries

>>1157028
WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE IS JUST STARING THIS SHIT.

>>1158088
don't want to get involved incase if either of the 2 fighting are sue-happy.

>>1157120
the goal of the activity is to stay on the stone and dodge the spinner. He is not trying to get hit.

>>1154804

This is how the guys on Zoolander died.

>>1155138
Goat Simulator: Mexico

>>1157689
Did I ever tell you when I beat your father face off wth a hammer?
He was a good friend

>>1157107
It's like he just can't think of any reason to ever get back up again.

>>1157109

Probably not true as I've heard this as an urban legend years ago

>>1157501
>Great work spreading your christian love too btw
>implying you deserve it

Get fucked, subhuman.

>>1156891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6RjkfpDoIk

This is quite an old video. She was harassing him and then hit him. He only retaliated and then beat up the white knight faggots who stormed him.

>>1156989
Did anyone else try to look up Syskill after watching this?

>>1157407
>god should stop every single bad thing in the world

Typical retarded naive atheist thinking.

>>1154893
Most I've laughed all week, thank you anon.

>>1158040
not his

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>>1158130

>>1156853
the file name made me laugh, I hope the guy is well though.

>>1158181
Legend says he's still screaming "HELP HELP HEELLLLP" to this day on that very road...

>>1158059
>>1158062
I think they are playing that assassin game high schoolers play now a days. In my senior year some idiots played this around Halloween. She probably got knocked out with a water gun and went for revenge while he was at work. That would explain why she said "Pissed cause I'm out"

>>1157176
Don't fuck with the King.

>>1156957
America !!!

>>1157028
I wonder if she thinks it was all worth it.

>>1156928
That's hilariously unlucky

>>1157165
Yeah, its really that easy to clean grafitty.
Maybe invite some of those faggots to vandalize your house any day.

>>1154868
Tanks are steelcoffins

>>1154880
m8!

>>1155134
what a loser!

>>1155075
Tanks are literally useless without infantry support

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>>1157888
cuuuuuunt!

>>1156853
After all these years of evolution, animals still don't know NOT to get in the way of big, fast moving, loud things. Why?

>>1156901
very sensible!

>>1156951
Now he has no teeth to chew seeds!

>>1157040
glass jaw..err..glass nose

>>1157057
wtf is that?

>>1157060
i would beat the shit out of her

>>1157085
is as good as having sex!

>>1157099
Stan Laurel at work

>>1157102
dumb bitches get what they deserve!

>>1157109
That is epic! My hero!!!

>>1157118
Just great!

>>1156944
X4 hit

>>1157171
BAM!

>>1157181
Dumb bitch

>>1157191
It`s their hamburger hill

>>1157192
LMAO!

>>1157879
Bad omen, better forget the marriage!

>>1157579
Is that how Skyrim puts it? I only played Morrowind.

>>1157218
Is this someone's fetish?

>>1157888
nice bait
kill yourself

>>1155075

Well, yeah, if that video wasn't staged then it's the military equivalent of trying to take on a swarm of wasps with a hammer.

Sure the hammer's big and intimidating, and you might even kill one or two, but the end result is you getting your asshole torn apart by angry wasps.

>>1154846
someone saved my OC holy shit.

the extended version is bullshit and too long. This one was the first.

>>1156915
>american sniper

>>1156999
what is this?

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>>1158368
>cuuuuuunt!

>>1154855
It's a play you fuckwad