Food Porn

>>1152039
Is he trying to kill the kid?

>>1152053
Maybe

>>1152053
just his acting career. that movie blows.

>>1152107
That fucking omurice ninja

>>1152124
What do you think sandwiches like that cost?

>>1152039
do Ameribongs actually believe this is cheese?
or grilling, for that matter

ITT:

Way too much effort put into preparing food that's gonna be turned into feces.

Just give me some food that tastes good, I don't need a fucking art exhibit.

>>1152342
The stuff he used isn't the "Cheese" stuff you are talking about

>>1152039
Maybe I'm just uncultured swine, but I still kind of prefer regular velveeta or kraft singles based grilled cheese.

>>1152039
I threw up a little

>>1152311
What sandwiches?

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>>1152013
Gore > Porn

>>1152139
>>1152013

Damn. how are these things called and where can i get them?

>>1152575
The one in OP's post looks like chocolate mousse. The other, no idea.

>>1152520
That fucking knife...you couldn't even kill her with it.

>>1152575
The other is a fancy petit gâteau.

>>1152342
Did brexit suddenly make you retarded?
That wasn't processed cheese he was using

>>1152039
Since when is a greasy toast with a few slices of chese a culinary experience? Next time i open a can of tuna I'll think im gonna give myself a Michelin star

>>1152958
whats the fucking point of the white chocolate ball when it would just melt immediately like that?

>>1152996
AESTHETICS

>>1152996
It's the presentation of it you fucking pleb.

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>>1152996
Half of what makes good food good is the presentation.

>>1153012
At least this one was a presentation, the other one was just dumping hot chocolate onto it

>>1153012
>>1153034

Niggers, forget the presentation. I don't want a hoity toity dessert bite, I want a chocolate cum shot.

>>1153057
>not appreciating culinary foreplay

>>1152039
fat fat fat and more fat.

with a little bit of fat

>>1152996
It's still there affecting the taste. It's melted, not annihilated.

>>1153057
>filthy degenerate uncultured swine
>calls others niggers
Oh the ironing.

>>1152520

source

>>1153104
As there's already complains about the grilled cheese, i think i should mention:
How does anyone enjoy canned pineapple?
Fresh pineapple is incredible and can be used for a lot of creative presentations.
And i'm not talking about the small ones here. Big, juicy and sweet pineapples.

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>>1153064

Is that what you call having grass on the plate? Sure, it looks like a lotus opening, but what's to the flavor? All you have is white chocolate slices and a pastry in the middle. The other has mixed flavors, colors, textures, and temperatures.

>>1153133

Liking flashy better than substance, pretty niggerish to me.

>>1153196
your average american meal

>>1153240
You say that like it's an insult

>>1153076
Amazing

>>1153196
>Liking flashy better than substance
It's not lacking substance you fucking double nigger. It's just adding a "show" to go along with the tasty meal.

You'd recognize what that adds to a meal if you weren't a fucking uncultured swine.

>>1153240
Stop projecting, chunky.

>>1153153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>1153399

They both have the same "show", except one is sterile and unappetizing, while the other is chocolaty goodness.

>fucking double nigger
You sound like your mom last night.
...Nice dub dubs.

Moo

>>1152958
Hnnnng

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>>1152305
>thinking hes based
get fucking good scrub

>>1153694
That looks interesting
Omelet on seasoned rice?

>>1153695
essentially
though the conventional method is what was posted early in the thread. this nigga makes a bubble of egg and cuts it on top of the rice instead

>>1153694
>half cooked eggs on rice
do japs have a problem with cooking there food?

Forcing An Egg To Take A Shower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCLi4jtw_E

>>1152120
these always taste like shit

>>1153240
Honestly im drooling watching that video.
It looks bretty gud

>>1152039
chef was the best

>>1153076
>>1153196
Every fucking thread.

>>1153195
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>itt: fat fucks trying to convince people that all they drink is water and all they eat is celery

>>1153705
Not as much as you having problems width grammer

>>1152520
>home made
>cans from a store
ok

>>1153240
at least we can afford food

>>1154532
cheese and sodium overdose. ew

>>1154083
>width

>>1153153
Contadina

>>1153076
hnnnnnnnnngg

>>1152575
Top one is just mousse, second one seems to be an open topped lava cake with a round of chocolate on top, then hot melted chocolate to break through.

>>1154617
Oh that looks perfectly cooked

>>1153076
idk why but this fucking webm rustles my jimmies so fucking hard.

>>1154648
It's just funny when people complain and say that the redness is blood and that it's undercooked.

>>1152039

>trying to act all pretentious about making a cheese toastie
>putting plastic "cheese" in the bread
>transferring to a plate then immediately putting in on the chopping board - why?

>>1154815
Why. Fucking why

>>1154815
that's the most californian shit i've ever seen
disgusting

>>1154815
why the fuck was there so much lime juice now everything is going to be even more soggy

>>1153196
>presentation and quality are mutually exclusive
This is how dumb you sound

>>1154815
That is Mexican.

North Mexican to be exact.

>>1153195
because unless you want to try and be a elitist fag. canned vs fresh nothing is different, guess what the canned pineapples are from REAL PINEAPPLES HOLY SHIT SDLGJAKSFJGSKGFSKBNF

>>1154565
As an autist, I'm no expert on the subject of humor but I think he was mocking you

>>1154789
I agree with the pretentious stuff totally but
>transferring to a plate then immediatly putting in on the chopping board
how do you suppose he move it to the chopping board? Are you fucking retarded?

>>1153196
Austin?

>>1153406
how did you get this?

>>1153196
get rid of those nasty ass vegetables and you have a deal

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testing

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>>1155271
Gonna need some sauce for that.

>>1155000
Lo mismo pensaba

>>1155409
I feel physically repulsed
It looks worse than hair cake

>>1154532
>how to deliciously kill yourself

>>1155409
do americans really do this?

>>1153196
Oh my fucking God I'm moving to America

>>1155498
Why the fuck did I get a half-chub from this

>>1155269
Subhuman trash.

>>1155532
you know why :^)

>>1155532
boob cakes

>>1155541
i bet japs invented that stupid shit

>>1155544
I forgot that throwing shrimp in a fire for .1 seconds fully cooks it...

>>1155409
I started vomitting after she added milk

kill yourself fat shit

>>1155578
more pls

>>1155535
Seriously?

>>1154617
Shit man, why do I even watch vids like these? I've gotta be vegetarian for health reasons and fuck that steak looks goddamn perfect

>>1155581
Maybe the fire is that of close to the sun or something

>>1154789
>plastic cheese
are you retarded, thats not processed cheese, that's cheddar

I'm pretty sure im the healthiest and most fit person in this thread and I think most of the stuff in this thread looks delicious.

Yall need to live a little.

>>1155581
it's super hot!

>>1152342
"American cheese" isn't real cheese, but you can tell that's not American cheese right?

>>1154815
I legit got a boner from watching this. I don't know why.

>>1153196
This food is cancer

>>1155503
i sure as hell don't

>>1155641
FOUND THE VEGAN

>>1155646
dumb fat bitch crying over an Artichoke baka

>>1155535
LMFAO

>>1153196
This amount of meat I wouldn't probably eat even in three months.

God I hate America.

>>1154617
I can tell by all the poking and prodding that this is chef john

>>1153104
Desert is right. There's a desert of any actual culinary art there.

>>1155579
I'm not certain but it looks like a Korean channel that I watch sometimes. It's a woman that makes a bunch of miniature things and cooks other mini things too like donuts. I don't know about you but I'd say it's pretty impressive and creative.

>>1155667
That's not an artichoke. That's a Brussel sprout.

>>1152996
are you autistic? just asking.

>>1153195
wow, what a fag.

>>1154532
AMERICA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

>>1154815
What the fucking fuck

>>1152994
He's a single dad making grilled cheese for his son, the point is to contrast his roles as father and chef. He's doing something completely ordinarily, but in a very odd way. And you do need to butter the bread for a proper grilled cheese, it's not really that greasy.

>>1155674
how does people eating more meat than you rustle your jimmies and make you hate america, especially when it's either a menu demonstration or a group platter?

>>1155581

Made me laugh a lot my friend.

>>1154046
Summerfag detected

>>1153694
Every time, I think this looks like something out of The Thing or Alien

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>>1155681
>and a shake of cayenne

>>1155503
Yeah it's a classic American dish. My dad makes it at every thanksgiving. When he pulls it out of the oven we all start whooping and clapping while shouting "TA-CO CASS-ER-OLE" to the beat of the claps.

Who the fuck cares about food presentation except rich snob fucks that think they're superior just because their food is styled differently.

>>1156462
even I, a poor anon, put some effort in making my food look good. because I'm fucking cooking it and dont want the result to be edible slop

>>1156478
It doesn't have to look like sloppy Joe, but spending 20000 hours on presentation with melting chocolate spheres revealing half a brownie-piece is just unfathomable.

>>1155578
this kills the lobster

>>1156540
i don't believe you

>>1156485

not everyone is an uncultured underclass shitstain like you, though

>>1156462
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>1155231
I shitpost on /ck/ for a living

>>1155629
yurotrash on this site believe that kraft singles are the only thing available here

>>1156422
he's an underage yuro

>>1152124
I love shit like this.

>>1155541
>Butter after the syrup

>>1154046
are you 12?

>>1155622
that is the most vile shit i have ever seen

please tell me its dead

>>1156826
It's dead.

>>1153694
looks like he's slicing open a bag of vomit ontop of a pile of brains

>>1156826
It's dead, the twitching is cause by the eel's nervous system react to the heat

>>1154560
we think alike

>>1155535
her reaction, jesus christ. but brussels sprout tho

>>1156930
Brussels sprouts are good, though. That bitch has just been living on cheesy potatoes for thirty years.

>>1155409
Whenever the portions are "the entire bag/can/container" you know you're about to have a good time.

>>1153697
The second one posted is the easier method if anything. He makes a pretty basic French omelet then slices it so it opens on top of the rice

>>1156440
sauce?

>>1155498
i want to fuck that cake

>>1154588
Seriously underrated post

>>1153076
the lemon was in the wrong fucking direction when it was juiced. piece of shit webm

>>1155409
I threw up when I saw her hands and nails.
People are disgusting in this country.

>>1157113
Anita Sarkeesian

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The pinnacle of highest quality. You've made it, sport!

>>1156826
Its dead.

After being cooked for 15 minutes anyways

>>1156826
Well, it's missing it's head. Does that count as dead?

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>>1154815
I don't think I would try that even if they paid me.

>>1153196

I'd be happier if the outside of that meat wasn't scorched like that. What's the purpose of that?

>>1156443

That's not steak. You can't eat that. He's gonna die, quite painfully.

>>1156451

How do you eat that? What fuck this is!?

>>1154588

loled

>>1157718
i cant really tell but i think it's something similar to this http://allrecipes.com/recipe/20852/taco-in-a-bag/

>>1156698
american chees at its top quality is still shit compared to Italian or French cheese (I have to say even southern England ha some good cheese tho)

>>1153406
this is so wrong in so many ways...and I'm Italian

>>1157717
it's still venison, so he'll be just fine

>>1157113
Stoya

>>1156440
I can tell by all the poking and prodding that this is chef john

>>1154815
just when you think there is already enough sauce/condiments/whateverthefuck, it just keeps going

>>1157807
Thanks, mate

>>1153069
you know you'd eat it queer.

>>1157705
it's not really scorched real BBQ is a very very slow process, the smoke ring is a sign of it being done right.

>>1153104
this is kind of how i imagine rachel cooking the trifle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G08pqAaJi5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0duLjvbOg

>>1155409
Well, that's one way to an hero I guess.

>>1156826
>please tell me its dead

Of course.

But as long as the nerves get SOME energy from something, they will mother fucking comply.

>>1154083
>GrammEr
>width

Someone please make a webm out of this, this whole channel is a goldmine desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

>>1155581
They're Asians, they don't believe in eating stuff that's fully cooked

>>1155581
Don't be an idiot. That is handcrafted artisan fire from the heart of the rising sun.
It's been folded over 10000 times.

>>1157718
Dorilocos. Fucking disgusting. Never tried, never will.

>>1155544
Didn't the Mythbusters do an entire episode about this?

>>1155498
THICC

>>1152520
> this is how you trigger the /ck/

>>1154532
Man this would make me break out with 20 cysts.

>>1155592
>>1156972
>>1155535
I finally looked up this clip. Apparently it comes from her grandparents feeding her some food that made her throw up...and it doesn't look like her parents helped her get over it.

>>1153705
Lol'd. honestly that egg consistency looks rly bad. Looks like it would give me a stomache ache

>>1152520
I laughed when she was cutting that onion. Imagine how shit your life must have been if she was your mom and cooked for you.

>>1155535
>cheesy potatoes

>>1157718
Looks like taco in a bag.
I'm not sure if they do anymore, but my school used to serve it 3-4 times a month for lunch.
You can either try your best to dig around with a fork and watch everything fall off the doritos or the messy way of reaching in with your hand and digging out the chips and using everything else as dip.
In my experience the best way was to first use the latter then the former as the some ingredients, they put a scope of hot ground beef in at my school, causes the doritos on the bottom to get soggy.

>>1158762
>he doesn't put a raw egg into a bowl of steaming hot rice before eating it
>he's never had carbonara
>he's never had dippy eggs
If it's hot enough to kill bacteria, it's safe.

>>1158944
Not that any of that matters.

>>1157717
For you

>>1152520
WHO THJE FUCK DOES THAT TO GARLIC IS THIS WOMAN RETARDED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1155498
brehs....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-5VjDnevTY

>>1159033
If it wasn't for the fact that her channel's been cleared out my first guess (and hope) would be that it's some sort of satire. But the empty channel pretty much confirms that it is genuine stupidity, paired with the resulting humiliation once the internet passed its judgement.

>>1155578
OH FUCK i reacted way harder to this than any of the numerous actual human beheadings I've seen lately

>>1157855
underrated

>>1158745
Which can be shown here >>1159033

>>1153240
I wish

>>1156438
SNL Sketch
https://vimeo.com/90127834

>>1152124
Where do I go to learn to make overpriced treats like this?

>>1154532
Id eat it if it was 'go' style.

>>1152520
someone followed the recipe and it was 50% oil 50% salty tomato sauce

>>1153196
>Burned on the outside
>bloody on the inside
>good

The shitposting samefag that posts this every time is even worse than that 'grille fromage' hipster faggot.

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>>1153196
This made me cry freedom tears. God, I love my country.

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>>1152013
Bet that costs like ten fucking dorrars, even though I could eta it in ten fucking bites.

ONE DORRAR A BITE PREASE

>>1159210
First you go to baking school. Then you have to be high-class and your parents have to have contacts within the industry. Then you have to make sure your grades are all A+, then you can learn from a high-end asshole who thinks of you like trash because you're young. Then you have to lose your passion for the industry and then you have to realize that you made a mistake even choosing that career.

Bon appetits.

>>1152120
>A reverse stove
Is this dark magic?

>>1159399
Instead of a heating unit underneath its probably got a cooling unit

>>1159399
yes, also most people use reverse ovens to store food

>>1159450
Boy I sure love having paper in my sandwich

>>1153104
>this is a 10/10 in america

>>1155664
no it really is cancerous. Burnt parts of cooked meat is cancerous

>>1159461
you should peel the wrapper off before you eat the food anon

>>1159450
It would probably kill me, but i'd have a go at that

>>1159423
i usually cook my pasta salad and salad in the reverse oven.

>>1159482
but it captures so much of the flavor!

>>1158698
They did an entire episode on tenderizing meat with various things such as explosives, a dryer, and a cannon.
Cooking the meat itself was still done separately.

>>1155681
From Foodwishes.com

>>1159450
>that
>bacon

>>1159450
All this focus on somewhat decent meat, and yet they use the shittiest bread the world has ever seen, with just about as much nutritional value as a spoonful of sugar...

>>1155409
I had this once, it's actually not that bad. I feel ashamed.

>>1157800
You can't eat raw meat if it has been minced.

>>1155742

if its this channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA

its japanese friend

>>1153104

I cannot get over this, I will never get over this.

People eat this.

>>1155409

I lost it at the milk. I mean what the fuck.

>>1153104
this is fucking NEETcore

>>1153555
check'd

>>1159450
i would so try this

>>1156443
I can smell the salmonela from here

>>1159699
salmonella is from chicken anon

>>1159597
I don't think the bread is the major issue with this sandwich, considering the shitload of nasty ingredients it is stuffed with.

>>1159617
You can when you mince it right before cooking it.

>>1153104
NO
KEEP THIS HERESY OUT OF HERE

>>1154883
Why do they have to be so pretentious about fuckin everything? Seriously, bitch is handling those doritos like they're 1000 dollar truffles.

>>1156818
>>1156433
The fact that you two don't recognize howtobasic is the real shame here.

>>1155622
is that alive or just having its nervous system stimulated?

>>1159379
10 bucks for a well served choc mousse aint that much

>>1152039
looks really good

>>1158944
if its hot enough to kill bacteria its cooked

>>1159864
The latter

>>1155541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jij3hWodiRs

>>1155152
with the metal spatula?

>>1159915
what i want to know is why didnt he just cut it on the plate

>>1152039
My question is, why the fuck did he oil the griddle after using so much butter on the bread, then smear it around away from the bread?

>when edgelords pick up cooking as a hobby

>>1159919
oh i thought he was putting mayonnaise on the bread, butter makes more sense

>>1159470
lol, medical theories are fun

>>1156703
he's just mad his britbong friends voted to not be so socialist anymore, making his tumblr account less apealing

>>1159932
in related news, scientists discovered today that in 100% of cancer patients their entire bloodstream was just full of something called "dihydrogen monoxide", might want to keep an eye out for that

>>1154083
Its a spelling mistake, not grammar.
Get good in school knows, damn.

>>1152490
Gay.

>>1154532
Oh god yes. I'm not a fat shit so unlike most of the gay boys projecting their own weight insecurities on amerifats in this thread I could actually enjoy this without guilt.

>>1159617
I think you'll find that if I put my mind to it, I can do exactly that.

>>1157612
That's because you're a neurotic sperg.

>>1159861
The fact that you don't realize that those are the correct responses to somebody posting howtobasic in this thread is the real shame here. It was only funny once, and we've all seen it.

>>1154617
I'm not a fan of steak but this makes me wanna try it

>>1159625
Oh, I didn't miniature cooking like that was so unoriginal. I was actually thinking of this channel.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCjwARif8DDcHno_X1aLbnFA?

>>1159526
well then eat it

>>1159210
fucking youtube

>>1160044
jesus christ why

>>1160044
>cooking an egg in the microwave
>just lets the bread sit in the cold oil in the pan
>PUTS GOD DAMN FLOUR, APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE SANDWHICH
>burns the shit out of that motherfucker
and he still has the balls to call this a "deluxe" sandwhich

>>1152124
I think I've been to this restaurant or one of them. There's one in London called Yauatcha, a dim sum house that also does specialty deserts and what not (macaroons galore).

>>1159260
>bloody on the inside
>burnt on the outside
you don't know what smoke rings or bark are do you?

>>1160134
he's alonely old man who used to have his wife cook for him

>>1160260
and just like that i need a drink

>>1160134
>>1160260
This. My grandfather (95y old) knows absolutely nothing about cooking. It's fucking weird and hilarious compared to modern world.

Or it's a troll video. Do grandpas know about trolling?

>>1154617
>raw meat

barf.gif

>>1160260
right in the feels

>>1154046
fucking summer fag

>>1154617
My jaws clentched so bad

>>1160272
>Do grandpas know about trolling

They've had decades to master the art while whippersnappers on 4chan haven't been at it a quarter as long

>>1160260
you're cruel... I need a smoke

>>1160044
At the very end of the video it's like his face just screams with missing his wife and wishing the children and grandchildren would visit.

>>1160044
I laughed and cringed and then cried

>>1153104
i just threw up in my mouth

>>1160542
What the fuck?

>>1160560
>he's never had a choc cock before

>>1159450

Fucking animals. Literally, it's like actually fucking animals.

>>1159918
The ceramic plate will dull the edge.

>>1160587
How do you know what fucking animals is like, bro?

>>1152520
This is one of the most enraging things I've ever seen. I fucking hope it's satire but I use enough cooking sites to bet it's not.

Just the other day I was looking for a recipe for a tortellini soup I was planning on making, you know to give me some ideas, and the fucking top result included instructions like "use Campbell's minestrone soup and frozen tortellini".

>>1160560
Not every country is afraid of the idea of sex.
There are shows in germany that show people running around naked. fully naked. tits out and flaccid penis out.

>>1154617
How fucked up am I that my first thought is "meh, could be less cooked"?

My rules of steak are, if it's a good, 4-5 star place, I'll have it blue. If it's anything else, including Denny's I'll have it rare. Protip, I actually tried to order a rare steak at Denny's the other day and they wouldn't let me, forcing me to settle for medium rare. It was not good.

Why is rarer steak so much better?

>>1152996
Presentation.
You melt the thing then they clap.

>>1160615
Because people are different and have different preferences.
You're no more fucked up than someone who likes their steak tough as a bootheel.

>>1154532
This is the real face of multiculturalism

>>1154046
This guy seriously needs to join a sport or something. He has waaaaay too much energy that's not being applied in the right medium.

He needs to vent that energy into a positive forum like football or handegg or something.

Just my two cents.

>>1160542
Why Germany
WHY

>>1154532
What the other guy said.

/fit/ privilege is knowing I can eat this once a week without having to spend a fortune on liposuction :^)

>>1154046
Fucking retard kid wasting food for lolrandumb humor.

>>1154815
Liberal hipster from San Francisco who just opened up an "experimental" restaurant with her daddy's money and is "just trying to make it in the big world, pham :^)"

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>>1155498
'Mirin that branding form, lads

>>1155541
Should have put some figmas in those chairs.

>>1160542
>My great-grandfather died for this

>>1155578
Poor crustaceans are always being brutalized in the kitchen.

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>>1155544
Anyone else hate it when Asian girls do that whole "I'm so scared and child-like, please protect me" act? It's so fucking immature and annoying. You are a grown-ass woman, fucking act like it.

Last gf was an exchange student from Japan, and I literally just fucking dropped her ass in a week because of that shit.

>>1160044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8
The overall reaction to this seems a lot more positive than I would have expected. What the hell.

>>1155581
They were already cooked, the fire just crisped the breading.

>>1155578
I hate fooking prawns

>>1159450
What a delicious looking mess

>>1155581
Hey, pshh, anon.
There's something you might want to know

It's an advert. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

>>1160682
That's an actor on a show.

You should assume that how's she acting has very little to do with her actual personality.

>>1154532
I don't care if you are fat or fit, that is never a meal anyone should eat.

>>1155503
not trolling

Yup, this is the shit my relatives make. Sadness all around.

>>1154560
>cheese
Where?

>>1159864
are you?

>>1155409
Is that supposed to be some form of chilaquiles or something? The fuck is this bitch doing?

>>1160719
It's a pretty real phenomenon among mainland East Asians.

Ever wonder why Japanese porn stars ahve that really weird, high pitched, squeaky moan? It's a by-product of that same, cancerous "kawaii" culture all their girls have. You thought it was irritating on your computer screen? Try hearing it in real life. Biggest turn off of all time.

>>1155525
Just come and visit and try the food.I'm biased, but Mid-South barbecue is some of the tastiest shit on the planet. I get mine from an awesome little gas station/bait shop down the road from some college apartments. Place is a total hole in the wall, but the quality of the meat is top notch, and the sauce is perfect.

>>1157705
Side effect of slow cooking with a dry rub on it. It's a clear indicator that the meat's actually cooked. Since it's slow cooked at around 250 degrees for up to 12 hours, the rub actually soaks into the meat and spreads its flavor around, while also creating a slightly hardened bark around the exterior of the meat. It's really good.

>>1156930
Brussels sprouts are tasty if you fix them right. I use butter and a toss of Mrs. Dash and throw them on the grill.

>>1153104
what the fuck is that? is this a howtobasic?

>>1153694
egg undercooked as fuck

>>1154815
i'm a typical midwestern fatass and that looks disgusting.

>>1153694
omurice is fucking delicious

its basically chicken fried rice under a plain omelette.

>>1156443
why do people think you can make hamburger "rare"? thats not how it works, jesus christ

>>1160662
She's clearly an old mexican woman

>>1161169
That's Jack. He's incredibly bad at cooking and /ck/ is obsessed with him because of it.

>>1160044
Jesus Christ, you could feed a whole generation of emos off of the depression coming out of this video.

>>1160542
>The Germans

>>1157717
>>1159699
>>1161169

What are you guys talking about? All the ground meat I've ever cooked was almost always rare and I've never gotten sick from it ONCE in my entire life.

Now I don't know who it is; it's either you, you, you, or me, but someone here is lying, and I know for a gosh darn FACT that it isn't me.

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>>1161176
Yeah, she's probably ran that restaurant for a while now; probably under the marketing gimmick of calling it "artisan poverty cuisine", or some such bullshit.

It's literally disgusting watching rich, hipster liberals droning into experimental "eateries" to spend 20 fucking dollars on a plate of dried ramen noodles and deconstructed fish sticks. Calling it shit like "a party of unique flavors in [their] mouth[s]".

God I HATE San Francisco. GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PRETENTIOUS CITY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>1160837
>implying a food that doesn't need to be cooked can be undercooked

take your opinion and fuck off

>>1154815
how do you eat this?

>>1161712
Out of a trough like the pig you are.

>>1161721
that's pretty mean man, what did I do to you
I loved you anon, how could you insult me in this way?

>>1161842
No, I mean if you eat that then you're a pig.
Clearly you don't as you don't even know how to.
We still good, nigga.

>>1159864
What's the difference?

>>1162093
Really, nigger?

>>1162111
I think you missed the point he was making.

>>1159260
>having little to no culinary understanding or even imagination
>not being capable of googling why bbq looks that way
here's your (you)

>>1152039
WATCH OUT GUYS!!! HE'S LEANING OVER HIS WORK! REAL PROFESSIONAL HERE!

>>1159062
Disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkIbMOxCxI

>>1161854
oh well now I understand, I love you again anon.

>>1158557
jesus christ that is probably one of the most disgusting things I've seen in a long time

>>1160800

u mad

>>1153240
bro. do you even know how much that would cost? no way average american can afford that. I'm middle class and I eat fucking cereal for breakfast, sandwich for lunch, and am lucky to even have dinner. (usually another sandwich.)

>>1153694
I never understand why they break it open. Is this just for the purpose of the video? Is it served that way? It ruins what would be the best part of eating it. This is like ordering a fried egg and having the chef break the yolk up before sending it out. Maddening.

>>1158652
How do you know it's disgusting if you never tried?

>>1161212
have you ever seen someone get so mad you don't know if they are actually mad and a little unstable or they are secretly pretending?? haha

>>1162360
Jesus fucking tapdancing Christ.
I want to hit people after watching this.

>>1162815
> Middle class
> barely afford food
Full of shit. I live In low-income townhouses in shitville Minnesota and I can afford 3 meals a day. Sure, not the best quality food, but if you are struggling for food as a middle class American then your either bullshitting or you have absolutely terrible priorities.

>>1160044
This is the saddest meal I've ever seen

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>>1163584

>363 replies
>about a dozen webms about actual food
burgerposting is the worst

>>1155053

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Canned pineapple tastes nothing like fresh pineapple.

>obviously never had fresh pineapple

>>1154532
>Amerifats don't know what pepperoni look like
Kekkerino

>>1160800
your stupid. its kawaii.

>>1161205
It's definitely you.

>>1155503
americans make that? im from the uk and my family makes that same dish once a fort night

>>1152124
they all failed its not servesafe