Knockouts/fights thread
Doesn't matter if it's pro or street, I wanna see some brain damage
Almeida vs Garbrandt
Werdum vs Miocic
>>1129913
Hunt vs Struve
Dariush vs Vick
>>1129920
One of the best knockouts ever imho senpai tbqh baka
>>1129938
Best vidoe 2Kanything
>>1129956
Nice
>>1129982
You can clearly see it breathing at the end
>>1130018
That was real satisfying.
Keep your hands up at all times nigga, didn't you watch million dollar baby?
>>1129978
Shit that's like your mom fighting your girlbully
>>1129938
What's the story?
>>1130018
I'm so glad that kid won - it looked like he was trying to pick on him
>>1129936
white dude assigned all points to evasion
>>1130015
Which means even animals are more humane than humans who stomp people laying on the ground
>>1130005
>ThirtySecFights
>They only fight 15 secs
>>1130003
I love how excited that dog is
>>1129936
I was wondering if we were gonna get a headstomping ending like we see in a lot of ghetto vids.
I'm glad white dude was a bro.
Man I like to watch those but I become so tense that I always regret doing so.
>>1129997
awesome
needs more story though
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>>1129985
Sean Bean?
>>1130209
Drunken retard pieces of shit decide to knock out a family after the young guy accidentally bumped in to one of them.
The attackers were all arrested and convicted.
>>1130210
Are you just saying that cus he was fat and sucked at fighting?
>>1130383
I think that dude knocked himself out.
>>1130387
That woman's voice always makes me crack up.
>>1130388
Yup, he did
Man 4mb is way too small, this >>1130406
shitty one was the only one that i could actually post
>>1129985
Story?
>>1130281
Woof woof
>>1130364
Guy who choked him out was some outsider who stopped the confrontation. There is a much longer version out there
>>1130064
>didn't touch gloves
>talked shit pre-match
>confrontational during weigh-ins
Bitch got her well deserved nap
>>1130524
That entire fight was karma in it's greatest form
>>1129928
I keep watching this over and over, whitey played that perfectly.
>>1129936
Thats how men should behave after a fight.
>>1129947
Good for him, capitalizing on the meme.
>>1129990
Love how the observers run after the knockout
>>1129938
They went after Nanna pretty hard. Like, are you gonna be like "Yea I'm the one who beat that old lady"
>>1129945
Talk about not sizing up your opponent. Someone has never been in a ground fight before.
>>1130387
love it when the big bad gangsters get destroyed
>>1130573
i think he's Mexican
>>1129999
Awesome, fucking Marxists deserve this and worse
>>1130834
Yes, he is
"El Canelo"
>>1129938
What the fuck did that nigga just fucking punt that old ladies head off?
>>1130476
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>>1129956
perfect example of being a fucking bitch.
men: OK im sorry
women: SLAP!
men: im still sorry, cmon
women: SLAP!
men: cmon stop
women: SLAP!
men: Im sorry, honey.
women: SLAP!
men: ok stop that now
women: SLAP!
men: im serious, stop it,
women: SLAP!
men: last warning
women: SLAP!
men: ok now its end here.
women: SLAP!
men: SLAP!
women: OH MY GOD MEN BEAT ME!!!!! HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!! HE HIT ME!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
MISOGYNY!!! BRUTALITY!!!!
>>1130834
Doesn't mean he's not white
>>1129936
from like 32 seconds onward i noticed the black guy pulling his shorts down and then back up.
is that the equivalent of 2 handing and 1 handing in dark souls?
>>1129956
god damn that makes my fuckin dick hard
>>1129956
Why did women actively try to get men to beat them?
>>1129990
that mexican one is jacked as fuck desu
>>1129978
who even let the fat chick in the ring?
>>1130377
holy shit it is
>>1130007
>KO's him then immediately walks back into the bar, calm as can be
Holy shit, that's hilarious.
>>1129990
nignog get rekt
>>1132498
Damn, that was satisfying
>>1129936
that's real honor right there. too bad this doesn't exist anymore.
>>1129936
lol that dude was a fellow latino, the full vid is on youtubes
>>1131248
hes mexican lol, both his parents be brown af, somewhere along the line a ginger was there tho
>>1130584
yes
>>1132428
No hes not
>>1133150
How's your depression, anon?
>>1132615
Got a link man?
>>1129968
I like how the red neck slams him on the ground and was going to go in for a punch but stopped himself knowing the fight was his.
>>1130753
He got his arms caught in his jumper to be fair, he got on top before that point.
>>1132428
What the fuck is up with these thread and the comments being littered with people failing to identify race. He's fucking black, not that it was even necessary to point out either way.
>>1130384
Probably because the other dude had a wife beater on.
>>1129936
I fully expected the mexican guy to get jumped in the middle of the fight tbhfam
>>1129925
THE LESBIAN KICK! damn that looked nice
>>1130005
Latinos are born with natural fight talent?? or is just a perception??
>>1130007
the switch kick
>>1129913
>>1130388
Kid getting slammed reversed it into a DDT
>>1129946
it's funny she was actually manhandling that little shit until he landed the lucky shot. Also, punching girls is straight pussy shit.
>>1131216
>>1133808
>Allowing some cunt to humiliate you
someones a cuck
>>1133808
>there is no reason to hit a woman
you are part of the cancer in society. people like you empower this grotesque behaviour. physical damage/contact should never occur, however if anyone gets punched he should have a right to punch back as defense regardless xx or xy chromosome. You are basically supporting a free pass to be an asshole without consequences just because of your sex.
>>1129956
this makes me mad not because the man beat the woman, she totally deserved it
but this macho asshole imagines the wholes scenario in his head like a movie
Brick wall while she hits me, no emotion, no pain
then
BAH GORILLA EXPLODE KNOCK YOU OUT WITH ONE PUNCH
but he fucks up his dream and ends up chimping out on her like the weak minded cunt he is. like the weak minded cunt she is. all parties involved are cunts. including the video capturer and us the viewers. this shits sucks.
>>1129956
Oh yes
>>1133808
the little guy was really trying NOT to fight her, until he had enough and just put the bitch in her place.
>>1129968
The small kid actually had some moves.
>>1129936
Those two dudes probably knew each other and were fighting over some dumb shit. Kudos to the Mexibro who helped the black guy after the fight.
>>1133808
looking forward to when you get a broken jaw. i hope everyone laughs at you, and no one helps you
>>1130459
Anti-fa cuck tried to tear down a nationalist banner and it ended as you would expect
>>1129945
This was in phx az I live near that very qt
anyone has the frye vs takayama webm where it shows the fighters facing each other in the beginning and in the end it shows takayamas rekt face?
>>1129982
Fucking kangaroos man.
>>1132498
Fucking savage! I really liked when he kicked that board in half. Made me kek.
>>1130262
This is correct also
>>1129925
I would so cure her lesbianism with my cock.
>>1129926
When you're big, it makes you look slower than you are.
Huh huh huh huh huh.
>>1129936
You gotta be a man before you can be a gentleman.
>>1133808
My mom always told me it's not okay to hit a girl FIRST, but if she hits you first, then knock her the fuck out.
Teach her why not to hit men, it could save her life someday.
Like who was it who always said, like "If you break the only rule, then there are no more rules."
I think that always applies to whoever tries to START a fight.
>>1129990
Filename should be Anderson v. Weidman I
>>1133565
It comes from growing up with big families in small homes.
Natural understanding of distance and movement.
>>1129982
I love how just about everything in Australia can fuck you up.
Everything except koalas. Because koalas
>>1131253
My sides. Gone.
>>1134848
Anti-fa? Anti-fascist?
>>1130843
We need to line you fuckers up against the wall before you do the same to them.
>>1133499
>Hur I see someone wearing camouflage, must be a red necker.
Yep.
>>1133714
Best KO.
>>1129968
Pity the rest of the video was cut out, quite concerning when his blood started pooling under his head.
>>1135495
Except when said koalas bite you. They'll take your finger clean off. Also, always wash up well after you pet one, cause of the chlamydia epedemic.
>>1132498
damn son C H I L L
>>1130018
never give up, never surrender
>>1133957
I love how he walks away every time...
>>1135938
They're wrapping the fabric around the carotid artery and that causes the person to black out. The choke is called a baseball bat choke or cross collar, here's how you do it with a t-shirt
you can do it with a t-shirt
https://youtu.be/_Uhh3M91eAY
https://youtu.be/wlOg7AJBfbM
>>1133838
>>1133847
>>1134810
Whatever. First, getting hit by a woman is not a real threat. Second, I never said stand there and take it. A real man can take a few weak ass swats and then drag a woman to the ground and squat right on her until she chills out/someone drags her off. Worst case scenario, you choke her out. A man getting a broken jaw from a girl, give me a break.
>>1129941
motherfucking spinebuster, triple h would be proud.
>>1132498
>dindu nuffin mang
>>1136206
>>1136206
>Women aren't a threat.
And so you commit the worst sin when judging a threat. Underestimation
Tell that to the cop at a TSA line who dook a buck knife to the liver.
Or Lorena Bobbet's husband.
Or to those 4 baby boys who were strapped into their mother's minivan and abandoned in said rapidly sinking van when she drove it off into a fucking river down in Florida.
Or the son who took a fucking 44. Mag to the base of the skull because jesus told his mother to take him to the angels at a local gunrange down in Pasco County, FL
You stupid silly bitch you.
>>1132498
The only really effective way to deal with fucking gypsies. They are the fucking cancer. They are the lowest form of human beings on this planet.
>>1136206
>i want all women to understand that they can hit someone and not expect any reactions
>I want all women to understand that if you hit someone, you will just be hugged
>>1134770
that works in a fight with rules.
>>1130018
>not putting his head into the toilet, flushing it and saying "Here, cool off."
>>1130018
Don't think I've ever seen someone literally tire themselves out from punching outside of a professional fight. Guy should be embarrassed. Losing a fight that you started for no reason is pretty bad to begin with, but having a full 15 seconds of complete and uninterrupted punching and do nothing is terrible. The other kid wasn't even staggered.
>>1133714
Most amazing part of this is how it looks completely deliberate.
>Time to reveal THE SECRET WEAPON
>>1133722
that angle is shit, but I think it was the left uppercut after the right that ko'd him.
>>1130455
when did Idris Elba start competing?
>>1129952
beautiful
>>1131253
+1 kek
>>1129930
That knee looked painful
>>1136206
Let's get your MO straight:
>1 take some hits... because
>2 drag girl to ground
>3 sit on her and kill some time while the bell rings for your next lesson. Other people might help you out... help you deal with someone weaker
Notice anything dumb yet?
>>1129930
Wasn't that punch bad form? I'm not an mma guy but I've seen fighters back off sooner than that.
>that gumshield going into orbit
>>1129959
sweet justice porn
>>1133506
>Be a typical nigger
>Be fucking stupid enough to wear typical loose gang clothing and go out looking for a fight
>Wear your pants to your knees
>Wear loose hoodie unzipped
>It ends up causing you to get your ass kicked in a fight
His fault for being a moron, I'm pretty sure the other guy knew what he was doing anyway, it would have just been an extra minute of grappling and the same thing would have happened
>>1130005
Fucking Spinning lariat man
>>1129990
>that kid stepping outta the cubicle
My fucking sides.
this definitely counts
>>1130433
Whenever I am I must remove
>>1129920
You see his brains spilling out of his nose
>>1129945
Anyone know the aftermath of this?
I remember the nigger god doxxed and his twitter was trying to save face saying how he's gonna sue the white guy.
Wondering if anyone knows what happened after
>>1136206
It's stupid cucks like you that let's women think they can treat men like shit and get away with it
>>1129959
In case anyone is wondering
The kid who got dropped was the one hitting a blind kid.
>>1129961
Clean fight
The nigger let the kid back down and realize the error of this ways
Once the chance was given, he gave the kid a quick one two
Didn't chimp out over him. Did his business then left.
Then you got that hood rat who had to perpetuate the stereotype of savage niggers
>>1132447
I think it's one of those things where an asshole gets challenged by a MMA fighter. They can either step up and fight(then get humiliated)
Or be called a bitch and declining(They also probably get money for being on the show)
>>1134966
ya man. They look cute from afar. But they're savage beasts
I'll stick with wallabies
>>1135495
But don't forget about the Koala's cousin the Dropbear
>>1132471
I remember seeing another similar fight, and the guy who knocked him out had the courtesy to drag him to the sidewalk
>>1130018
This is a lesson to you wannabe fighters
Don't watch MMA and think you can use their moves without training
I guaranteed you those knees were doing fuck all to the other kid
>>1130524
She said in the past she has to do that to keep herself motivated to fight
She never saw anyone as a threat, so she had to make up in her mind that she hated the other person and wanted to beat the shit out of them
>>1130383
>Damn nigga, a cop shot you in the neck?
>Ya nigga, running from a cop and nigga cop shot me
>Nah nigga, that nigga dropped himself on his neck
>>1130789
"Gangster"
I can assure you, as someone who used to work in the ghetto. The vast majority of them talk big but walk small
>>1135938
Used to take Judo and this is one of the first chokes they teach you
You grab each lapel of the gi with each hand.
Your off hand you pull straight down for tension, other hand you wrap around the neck and push forward
It gets a perfect choke around the neck and cuts off blood flow to the brain, rather than other chokes that just cuts off air supply.
That's why he was knocked out in seconds, and why one of the trainers immediately picked up his feet. To try to get blood flow back to the brain quickly.
>>1129934
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>1132498
I like how that cunt went to pick up another toothpick then drops it and surrenders when she realized she was no match for him
>>1137289
Shit. Forgot about that other fighter.
I used to like him because he was a spitting image of my high school chemistry teacher who was one of my favorites
>>1132637
Zimmerman is a white hispanic
>>1137819
Spoken like a true nigger.
>>1129936
So nice to see this not turn into a racist argument in the comments.
>>1132410
Because that's how they win. Once the dude hits them, he's a amoral monster in the eyes of society, especially in the courts.
>>1133527
Sit down, and shut up, child.
>>1137170
Fuckin Florida.
>>1137392
It's a risk vs reward to back off. Really the ref is supposed to call the fight, but i've seen fights lost or people nearly lose a fight because they stop before the ref calls it, thinking they are going to damage the guy too much, but the guy is still conscious and sits right back up to fight.
>>1129997
That face of no interest or emotion makes me think he does this often.
>>1129941
did he died
>>1137392
It was a shitty double leg attempt.
>>1129990
kek, what's the black kid doing with his hands at his hip like that? Looks like he's fixing to throw a kamehameha wave
>>1138205
> the internet
>>1130383
From a childhood that experienced the attitude era of professional wrestling, I have never seen a better DDT
>>1138167
There is no point in being racist when no precedent is present. Racism is a natural reaction to experience.
Imagine being on the receiving end of a punch from Tyson in his prime. Your would end up in a fucking coma.
>>1138647
This is basically the most rekt it's possible to get.
>>1138667
>don't go down there
>cold!
>I told you
>he fell asleep
>>1135825
Blood isnt his. Ive seen the entire video, red kid is a pretty good fighter, just way younger.
At that age someone who is 2 years older is gonna fuck you up regardless of skill. Give it 5 years and red kid will fuck camo kid up.
>>1132498
>25 sec
MIGHTY FOOT ENGAGED
>>1133808
eat shit you cancerous faggot.
>>1139156
>>1139158
>>1139159
>>1139161
>>1139165
>>1139168
>>1139176
>>1139180
>>1130455
infinitely better with sound on
>>1130431
>neck break
cmon
For half a minute or so the crowd and Aaron Smith were pretty scared wondering whether Mezzano would manage to get back on his feet. Fortunately, he did
>>1138783
what a load of shit
fuck off better yet end yourself
>>1135401
Sure you would.
>>1137819
>Then you got that hood rat who had to perpetuate the stereotype of savage niggers
>says the anon who is perpetuating the stereotype of racist 4chan
>>1139158
seriously, jackie chan fight choreography is art
>>1138037
Wow, i've never seen the whole thing. I had no idea she helped him after. Solid chick mang
>>1131216
who said she said that? you cunt.
dont say shit like that unless you know what happened
>>1133722
He broke a hand in this fight and still won
>>1130455
why dont they stop fights immediately when someone is in a stomach down position being mounted like that? that should be an immediate game over.
>>1129938
and this, my friends, is why you carry a knife
>>1129963
most brutal one itt
>>1139379
this
>>1139550
if one of them was carrying a knife, there's a 99% chance they would use MAYBE once on a bad guy only to have it stolen, knocked off or dropped, after which it would have been used against them. THey would have been cut the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfhMf4ULas
>>1138294
Makes me think soldier.
>>1129948
dayyyummmmm
>>1131253
ROFL
>>1139606
nice vid explaining this shit, makes it far more watchable
>>1139547
people have recovered from that position. The ref stops it when they can no longer defend themselves, i.e. when there is no hope for the guy
>>1139570
if you're in that group, and you see one of your mates get sliced up, no way are you continuing the fight
i wish i tailed mr prime holy fucking shit.
hear this lads, he got soto r3 +1400, covington r3 +1800, saggo decision +210 and mercier r3 +1200
>>1139506
>choreography
No you don't understand. Film crews just follow him around. This is his everyday life.
>>1129952
speed and the art of surprise
>>1138645
that was majestic
it dont matter how hard you hit if you cant get a hit it dont mean shit
>>1130018
I literally said "Fuck Yeah!" out loud at the end.
>>1130018
This gif webm should be renamed "fighting in a dream"
>>1138037
>not naming the file "Rwanda Rousey"
>>1134684
nah. he is leaning in and making aggressive eye contact from the beginning, probably talking to her the whole time. looks to me like they are both power tripping, and probably both enjoying it
>>1139271
Captain Gordon! Fuck yeah.
>>1139916
Where did this boner come from?
>>1130962
>Worldstar in Norway
k
>>1130018
This is pretty cringe worthy in my opinion
>>1139916
Wtf? Explain.
>>1141467
I was disappointed there was no ultracombo sound
>>1133565
We spend time with our family members and cousins. There ain't shit to do but roughhouse and fight each other since our parent's tell us to shut up and stop crying.
>>1137153
>obvious bicep hypertrophy
>literally no striation between delt and bicep.
Neck beard detected.
>>1135407
nah mang, Hunt's fast and slick for a big boy but if he swapped some of that flab for some muscle he'd be faster
>>1141502
early UFC was fucking savage
>>1141253
Explain what, mongoloid?
>>1129978
> That last punch directly to the jaw
God dam.
>>1130018
Dude in grey should of leveled up his stamina.
>>1129938
Those guys who did this are FUCKED if they got caught. Messing with tourists in Thailand is really something you shouldn't do.
>>1139528
u mad aint it?
>>1138294
The way he holds the choke makes me thinks he has no fucking clue
>>1130003
>cutting out the pounding
faggot
sauce tho.
>>1138643
>your
my what would end up in a fucking coma?
>>1129978
I'm not a fan of this fight padding bullshit.
>>1141502
>trying to go under what is clearly a bigger guy
He didn't need those braincells anyway, he wasn't using them.
>>1130262
incorrect.
>>1138520
>how to make nigger pudding.
>>1138513
>Iron fucking jaw
>>1129936
The white dude got nailed at 13 seconds.
>>1138651
A total fucking legend
>>1133808
except we're all equals now
so punch back after a woman gets crazy on you
>>1129925
i never thought that in this day and age i would see a blue haired bitch squaring up with a black girl
>>1130045
And don't fall neck first onto a stool
>>1139999
True
>>1138646
it just angers me that he has the body of a child
>>1144410
It angers you that he's short?
Why?
>>1132405
Nah that's a basic low jab/left hook combo. Canelo used the same thing to beat Khan. He's extremely heavy-handed and probably focused on the body with heavy jabs and straights which, after a while, will get a guy to drop his hands and set up that beauty of a left hook.
>>1130459
/pol/ on his day off
>>1137289
Love how people called Bisping pillow hands and that he had no knockout power. Then they start testing for steroid and voila
>>1142687
they got caught
>>1129959
That felt so fucking good. The Justice. Should've kicked him a few times also
>>1130387
fucking nice
>>1138643
Naw man, you'd probably die.
>>1139916
Holy shit my tingling pee pee. This needs to be porn
>>1139271
tom selleck doesn't fuck around
>>1132637
>I'm 1/8 germanic and therefore white.
>>1138037
She's got some moves.
>>1130007
auto-bots, roll out
>>1130005
Little did he know he was fighting Reachy Rodriguez, the master of the reverse side punch!
>>1141502
kek right at the end you can just catch the small guys corner, all with their head in their hands.
>>1133808
this is bait, why... why can't you tell????
>>1129936
respect to the white guy. you can fight over anything, but don't forget to stay human. Otherwise you are no better than your opponent you tried to teach better.
>>1129956
dude, no. she a stupid bitch. last thing she will get is smart after you beat her.
she's not gonna change, just go away. nobody will call you out saying you were a little pussy not fighting that bitch.