Animal thread Adorable, impressive, funny, retarded - as long

>>1075502
holy shit

>>1075374
The fuck kind of zoo has a chain collared on their animals?

>>1075502

I always lose it when I pause just before 0:13 and see the reflections of the standard American tourist couple.

>>1075688
lol didnt even notice, thx anon

>>1075688
never noticed before. lost it hard

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Just made this

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>>1075502

>>1075651
Same place that lets some dirty fuck tease them with food over and over.

>>1079721
To every basic bitch and bro that goes on about being like a wolf, posts "inspirational" quotes with pictures of a wolf or, god forbid, that gets a tattoo of one...here they are ganging up 3v1 against an otter or something and getting ruined.

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>>1084725

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>>1085665
We can only wish that otter sired many children and passed on its incredible fitness.

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>>1085665
[spoiler]Sorry to kind of ruin your moment, but I have to be fair to wolves and point out that those are actually coyotes. Coyotes are dicks.

>>1085800
Fuck you and you're annoying audio.

Dick

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>>1087729
Damn, forgot I wasn't on a spoilable board again.

Oh well, here's some further evidence that coyotes are assholes. Also, the source, if anyone cares. It's a pretty comfy documentary about an otter family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_c_JOtZu4Q

>>1087705
any other webm similar to this please?

>>1084725
wtf is up with the fake sounds

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9999 get?

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trying again for 9999

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COME ON ICE PUPPER GIVE ME THE QUAD!

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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FRUSTRATED AT A LACK OF QUAD

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AM I THE ONLY ONE POSTING ON THIS BOARD?!

>>1089999
this gif is now MFW

>>1075688
bobo finds a mate

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>>1089999
Nice

>>1089999
noice m8

>>1090049
some day

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>>1075502
has this been made into a "to be continued" because it would be prefect

>>1077882
so thats how they do it!

>>1090049
caption says "little treat to the post"

>>1089992
can we get some rave music to go with this

>>1090049
filename should be "Resident Evil 5"

>>1075407
that was great

>>1092706
what a bro

>>1091938
made me sniffle :^(

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>>1092820

>>1089963
>follow me to the village of the faeries

>>1089999
lol noice

>>1085665
*Sea Ferret

>>1075407
The giraffe's a mother right? Can't see why would it go towards a predator otherwise.

>>1089955
It's because it's stuck between two doors if anyone hasn't noticed

>>1097404
Holy shit, what a nimble fucker.

>>1096988
thanks

>>1097421
Is that a coconut shell?

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>>1075688

>>1096976
Take note of the dangling giraffe balls.

>>1098606
Well okay then that's baller as fuck but why would he do that?

>>1092702
I'm subbed to this guys channel.
He hasn't posted anything in ages, probably because he's got a kid now.
Still, good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/user/jamuomii/videos

>>1098609
Long horse isn't going to out-maneuver a lion. So it's options are die or go straight through the cunt

>>1087093

hah i love the guy

>>1087724
Is that a droid in the background?

>>1096457
Is everyone just going to ignore this?
... Ok. I'm fine with that.

>>1098544
yeah

>>1090214
Is that horse sick or injured?
Or is walking like that normal?

>>1092706
Wait, was that tortoise smart enough to figure out how to flip the other tortoise over? And was it empathetic enough to decide that it wanted to?

Cool animal related article

https://aeon.co/essays/we-learn-more-about-our-language-by-listening-to-the-wolves

>>1084725
>>1085800
you're fucked

>>1087705
what is that music?

>>1099928
Miles Davis- Green in Blue

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>>1099714
Might just be copying it's mother's dressage technique.

>>1087729
>Coyotes are dicks.
coyotes cannot be dicks they aren't human

>>1085665

yeah would you expect anything else?

wolves doesn't care about being morally accepted, it cares about killing, and teamwork within the group.

>>1075502
Actually this was Nebraska Zoo

>>1103366
and then they fucked

>>1089992
o please tell me there's a webm version where someone put kung fu sounds over it

>>1091938
Jesus christ

>>1101451
Is that rhino copying that sheep?

Fucking hell

>>1103297
Why is that weasel throwing up?

>>1096066
it's just so soft! could you blame him?

>>1091938
That is so sad.

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>>1085665

>Being an otter sympathizer.

Such a cuck.

>>1101522

>That deflation of defeat

>>1087734
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_c_JOtZu4Q
More like this?

I searched around for other pbs nature docus but they all had political themes or crappy action music.

This otter one was done so tastefully and let the footage and story speak for itself, with succinct and matter-of-fact (not melodramatic) narration.

>>1101499
>Fat guys and pugs
Why are they so perfect for each other?

>>1103477
It's just food it stored in its cheeks. But it got caught, ditched its ill gotten gains and legged it.

>>1104139
Hey man, while domestic dogs are the cooestl, wild ones are total trash.

>>1105061
Did the duck lose its head?

>>1097421
>Morph ball acquired

>>1105061
Jesus Christ, nature, chill out.

>>1105141
if you look carefully during the first few frames of the slow mo you can see it dangling behind the body, the hawk probably came in so fast he instantly snapped its neck

>>1089963
I was expecting a huge fucking spider, but thank god no

>>1105337
>fuckin snakes
>god I fuckin hate my job
>why cant I be something cool like an actor

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>>1105388
The whole video is seven and a half minutes long
He's whistling basically the entire time

>>1075502
filename got me good

>>1077882
why dont they just suck the water

>>1105405
>nose is incredibly sensitive
>lol lets just stick that shit under water

Why don't you wash your hair with your eyes open?

>>1090049
rock hard

>>1103297
H-Here man have it back ,didn't want it anyway

>>1105061
WHOLLY SHIT , that some brand new shit dawg gad daum

>>1105399
gave me a heart attack there m8

>>1105399
beautiful snake

>>1105405
>>1105408
because dogs dont have long or big enough cheeks to slurp water.

>>1101499
The russian paradise.

>>1090194
Actually it has. Check the Jojo thread.

>>1090122
Please don't post shit from that autistic shitfest of a site.
Also
>Godzilla
>It doesn't even reach 6 feet in length.

>>1099725
I'm willing to believe tortoises have enough basic instinct to know that being flipped over is not a favorable state of being.

>>1089969

That was stupendous

>>1089992
it would be most excellent if a talented anon could edit a backwards version of this in the rhcp video "give it away". you'll know what part when you see it.

>>1105489

I can't tell. Are the birds angry or hungry or what?

>>1105461
BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

>>1105373
>Canadians want to club this

>>1105408
>Anon obviously doesn't understand a dog's biology
>Anon asks curious question about dog's biology
>immediately triggers a furfag and gets his question shoved dowm his urethra

>>1105408
I can drink under the water, and I know that if water goes up my nose I'll get teary because my nose is sensitive to that shit too.

also, I meant to ask why won't doggos shove their entire beak into the water instead of wasting so much from their tongue

I believe the doggos have that as a major evolutionary mistake
>>1108351
>implying a doggos biology

>>1079721
fuck, that was intense

>>1108341
Canadian here, I want to club that.

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>>1089999
poor fag, one off a proper get.

>>1075651
I think it's in South korea.

>>1078322
Wasn't this an AVGN joke?

>>1105405
>p
>>1105408
>>1105455
>>1108813
Dogs don't have lips conducive to creating a vacuum.

>>1108885
fuck off Ahmed

>>1105489
>On the internet, no one knows you're a flock of birds

>>1101451
honestly, the goat is a lot scarier.

>>1085645

Underrated post.

>>1105552
why the long face?

>>1097414
:3

>>1105373
my dog died today:(

>>1089963
that's a weird lookin snake

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>>1091938
i wasn't ready for these feels anon

>>1097404
this fucking otter is better than me

>>1105337
god i fucking hate snakes

>>1105337
holy shit this guy is a G.

>>1105337

GET BACK IN YOUR DRAWER FUCKING SNEKS

>>1110887
>>1110895
>>1110876
>>1105388
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2snx3z

>>1075374
judging by the moon runes, somewhere in asia. probably korea.

>>1098544
It's a deku nut

>>1110870
:(

>>1079721
>a screengrab of a youtube video
you can't make this shit up

>>1104275
I don't watch a whole lot of PBS docs because I agree that generally they aren't that good. I mostly stick to BBC nature docs for that reason. Can't go wrong with David Attenborough

>>1099725
Well a few studies have come out recently that seem to point towards many animals having empathy towards their own species. They did a test with rats. In the end they found a rat would help another distressed rat before going after food. Even if it means it would end up sharing the food with the rat it just saved.

>>1091936
amazing

>>1097415
so lizard eggs have pocket dimensions inside of them? the fuck

>>1105061
that is way too fucking fast. you can barely see it even in slow motion

>>1089963
oh, hello :3

>>1099714
It's a gaited horse. It's normal. The other guy who replied to you is an idiot for misusing dressage. You aren't going to train an Arabian to a Tennessee walker's walking gait.

>>1105061
varmint grenade (it's a kind of ammo, a super hollow hollow point)?

>>1105396
>lineman picking up a fumble

>>1101453
Blue in Green

>>1105518
this, huffpost is cancer.

>>1096457
>show this to kelly.webm
what

>>1105489
>it's time to stop posting now

NOPE

>>1108341
Welcome to the Canadian Seal Club.

>>1105489
Redffggtggtrddeswddfggtfddxfrghhyyyhgr

>>1113767
The predator bird swooped in and knocked it out, you can see it in the slo-mo part.

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>>1090122

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>>1090214

>>1119634
WHAT FUCKING FISH IS THAT

>>1090049
You sold me gay giraffes!

>>1096066
>Squirtle used Tackle!

>>1119688
I can't remember the name, but it's not the fish, but the tiny shrimp it's trying to eat that is making the flash. It's a defense mechanism for the shrimp.

>>1110770
RIP Anon's pupper snupper.

>>1119783
Weird as hell. Thanks man.

>>1108989
he was 10000 off to get the quint

>>1113568
yeah, falcons fly at upwards of 200MPH on a dive
it's like being hit with a bullet

>>1108989
Weeeeee

>>1089490
No webm's, but that cat is the main character in a series of commercials for Y Mobile. You can find them on YouTube.

>>1119648
kek

>>1105061

Is that a peregrine falcon?

>>1105405
a professor at georgia tech actually filmed dogs and cats drinking water in slow motion like this. dogs essentially turn their tongue into a scoop as seen in the video, while cats curl their tongue up like a straw and rely more on capillary action.

or that might be backwards. i haven't read the paper or his results in awhile.

remember, this was funded research at a top 10 engineering school. your tax dollars at work.

>>1087093
Do not watch with sound.

>>1105552
song?

>>1090049
>resident evil 6, the deleted scenes.

>>1078322
still the best

>>1087093
this is so underrated.

>>1097415
>just been born
>already DTF

Lizards man

>>1123206
What did Jodorowsky mean by this?

>>1110870

and now i'm sad

>>1123206
what in fuck

>>1099725
or, it was horny.

>>1091936
I've been wondering, what's the kind of bird the peregrine falcon's trying to catch?

>>1125749
It's a Jay, and the "falcon" is actually a Sparrowhawk

>>1104828
physical similarities probably make the pugs believe the fat human is their mother.

>>1097421
holy fuck octopuppers are smart

I read a story about how they put one in a fully closed jar and it untwisted the lid and escaped. if those fuckers were self aware in the same way we are... we would probably be fucked to some degree.

>>1089963
would you like to see my wares, weary traveler?

>>1103477

My robo hamster did this all the fucking time. I think they eject everything in their mouth when they want to book it.

>>1101522
You
Ain't
Gonna
Do
Shit
Bitch

Oh he left...

>>1123206
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE BETA UPRISING STARTS NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1125823
as far as i know octopuses dont have any sort of society, so theyre unlikely to develop into any threat to us. but they are scary fucking smart

>>1105061
i now know why i saw a decapitated rabbit in my yard, hawks around here. thats a falcon though, correct?

>>1087705
That cat clearly has very long days at work.

>>1089969
Dogs have so much fun

>>1075651
Some shithole of a country

>>1110902
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2snx3z
Fucking whistling the whole time

>>1122584
Might as well tell them to not watch the webm at all because the sound is what makes it great.

>>1123206
>the Empire meets the Lizardmen.webm

>>1101499
the pugs are so oddly silent. you can just hear the impacts of their little feet on the ground.

>>1125816
Jay would have been my guess. Thanks.

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>>1125892

>>1105399
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>>1098551

That puppers needs to get his claws trimmed badly.

>>1119688
It's known as a cardinalfish. Many kinds are flashy red like a cardinal.

>>1119783
It's not a shrimp, it's either a copepod or an ostracod that shits out bad tasting glowy shit to make them an otherwise undesirable meal.

>>1123206
What am I looking at here?

>>1127414
real-life French crusaders

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playing frisbee with my dog

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my dog playing frisbee without me

>>1124893
You should be happy the polar bear got to eat. Many are starving.

>>1120139
Don't be so quick to scoff at that kind of spenditure of research money. for example, Horse butts. They are amazing.

No seriously, the Horse anus is a friggin marvel of evolutionary biology dude.

Like most mammels the rythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the intestines to get expelled.

But what sets the horse anus apart is the unneccesarily complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 rings of muscle that function like a Sphinctorial Guillotine of feces beheading. As the feces get squeezed out, the rings expand and the outter most ring gets retracte into an interiior skin fold similar to the human foreskin, leaving a fold of tissue open to the air.

The two inner rings then contract andd push apart severing the feces cleanly and effectively, allowing it to drop free as the outer ring foldds back through the flap creating a wiping motion with the fourth ring as it all contracts back inside the rectum to repeat the process.

This advanced biological mechanism is so effective and efficent that many industrial companies copy Mother nature's design for self cleaning viscous liquid dispensors housed within machinery.

Someone had to be paid to research a horse's ass to make the schematics. Someone has to do it

>>1130234
>>1130239
qtpie pupper 8.5/10

>>1087167
Underrated!!!

>>1089963
>that fucking smug nearly at the start of the vid

>>1097415
How does it fucking fit?

>>1124849
fuck all as usual

>>1131944

so if I had a horse butt I would never have to worry about wiping my ass? That would be a goddamn godsend.

>>1089969
very fast doggo running at incredible hihg speed

>>1131944
Where's the pic about /mlp/ discussing exactly that topic?

>>1108040
Nah, finches are just jerks sometimes.

>>1110870
NO LITTLE FLOOF RUN FROM THE BIG FLOOF

>>1103297

"i'm sorry i know its for the birds"

>>1125775
Fuck, I honestly think hell is just being an insect.

>>1132804
Not /mlp/, /tg/ did it.

>>1113781
yellow in some blue in more blue.

>>1087705
>>1087705
requesting Noir edit, plz

>>1092702
new assassin's creed looks good.

>>1132150
it doesn't, that's why it's coming out

>>1089995
Omg my sides!!! cryiiiing

>>1119648
good one anon

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>>1091938

>>1101469
awwwwwwwwww that's sweet of them

>>1097424
That bitch is probably stuck with that cat, fucking coalburner. Never mix

>>1096457
>>1096457
HEY KELLY!

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Enjoy.

>>1134020
Kek

>>1125823
>>1125823
Octopuses are super smart, they can learn just by watching and are up there with dolphins and even beat chimps at things.

The problem is they die pretty much before the babies can hatch so all the babies have to learn from 0.

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>>1135900

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>>1136210
>Octopuses

>>1105396
it's like a meat tank.

>>1119744
give this man a medal

>>1136281
octopodes

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here's a happy doggo

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>>1075354

>>1130239
>>1130234
Feed your dog, dude

>>1136802
>toy chad

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>>1110699

>>1079721
The kind of fucked up thing about it is that the second otter comes in to save his friend and his friend just takes off. What a dick.

>>1136864
Thanks
>>1132064
He has epi, he can only absorb small amounts of fat, then burns it off because he loves to play. He's the dog equivalent of a Kenyan marathon runner.

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>>1075354
monkey magic

>>1130234

such a good boy

hope he lives a long happy life anon

>>1136278
lost it

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>>1075354

>>1135116
Saw it coming...

>>1137768
Do Kenyan marathon runners love to play?

>>1123206
Looks like a meeting at the Senate, am I right guys? Just missing the little boys and kippahs.

>>1110870
Needs a to be continued

>>1136802
fucking lost

>>1099725
Because they're tribal. It's survival on a bigger scale than the individual.
They're smart enough to realise this.

Y'all got any gator gifs or webm's?

>>1135116
Whoa. Fuckin plagas hamster.

>>1125775
Must FEED.

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Lost your post but I hope this makes you happy

>>1105337
Dude has ball of steel. Very fitting for such a metal job. He handles venomous monsters, and feeds them small furry defenseless creatures. Brutal.

>>1138131
Whelp... I'm confused.

>>1108341
Australian here, would totally eat seal if given the chance

>>1130234
I think you should place down the camera or use a tripod.

>>1109524

This is the correct answer. It's nothing to do with nose sensitivity

>>1089999
Nice quads, my friend.

>>1127414
It looks like the representation of the colonization of the Americas at the hands of the disgusting Eurofrogs.

>>1103366
I'm curious about octopus intelligence. Like, it seems to understand that this strange and huge creature approaching it is friendly, and that it doesn't need to be scared, instead showing interest in the man's finger.

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>>1110870
>>1137864

>>1136278
The way the music lines up not once but twice perfectly with them losing their footing. Jesus, Anon. You are the best.

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