Trump WebMs thread #13: Ted Cruz Edition

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#13 >>1069908 (current thread)
#12 >>1060348 https://archive.is/Zfjtf | Non-stop contests till June 7th
#11 >>1045973 https://archive.is/vJ35t | We've come a long way, fellas
#10 >>1021365 https://archive.is/QdrXz | Liberal Edition (nearly unarchived)
#9 >>1007631 https://archive.is/CKuLH | Only Wisconsin and New York (merged from #8a)
#8b >>988607 https://archive.is/UKHyK | Florida, Ohio, Illinois, NC, and Missouri!
#8a >>1008107 https://archive.is/pLAii | Tromp Edition (merged into #9)
#7b >>978686 unrecorded
#7a >>985281 https://archive.is/wSwrm | Deep Dream Edition
#6 >>954618 https://archive.is/YDk5w | South Carolina primary this saturday.
#5 >>924374 https://archive.is/61tBO | IOWA CAUCUS FEB. 1ST
#4 >>913473 unrecorded

>>1069908
I wish someone would make an extended version of the hall of the Trumpen king

>>1069908
He outlasted all the other contenders because he was never a big blip on anyone's radar. Nobody liked him, nobody voted for him and so nobody paid any attention to taking him down until he was one of the last contenders left.

He's the Pycelle of this election cycle.

>>1070076
>Pycelle
Man, I had to look it up. I thought I had missed some figure from Western antiquity in my education. The only similar name coming to my mind was Cybelle.

>Pycelle has been Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms
“Maester”... Because Latin language descends from English?

>Game of Thrones
Oh, that fake drama from television.

Why do you expect 4chan to know something like this?

Anyone got the Arab saying he'll protect Trump with his life?

>>1070133
Because everybody watches it, even the people who claim to hate it so they can find new things to rag on.

Pop culture references happen. No need to get so rustled over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

>>1070176
>appeals to a wide vast majority of Americans

Which is not you or the Republican establishment anymore Ryan. You will never win elections clinging to beliefs that prioritize the needs of a political and economic elite pushing for corporatist globalization while demonizing every little bit of social liberalism and scientific debate that contradicts your dogma.

You saw it when Cruz tried so hard to make the NC thing into a "OMG trannies gonna molest my daughter in the bathroom!" bit and nobody fucking cared. The electorate is tired of these silly red herrings that appeal solely to flaming Christfags and serve as nothing but distractions from more important issues.

It's funny that CNN is sitting on this little bit as a giant rift in the GOP and constantly repeating over and over how McCain, Romney and Bush are all skipping the GOP convention like it's a bad thing that three people who utterly crashed and burned because of their stupid politics wouldn't show up.

And the most delicious part is how strict the establishment was at the beginning of this race to make sure Trump didn't fracture the party and go off on his own, but cut to a year later they are doing that exact thing because they got knocked off their pedestal.

>>1070167
I hate the audience on that show more than anyone who has ever come on

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>>1069908

>>1070184
reddit

>>1070183
I hope Rush is right, but he also thought Romney was going to win big in 2012.

>>1070391
Nobody hates reddit more than redditors :^)

Does Trump still say that children born in the United States to Illegal Immigrants aren't citizens?

>>1070717
Hasn't in a while, but don't see why he wouldn't stay at it. Anchor babies are future democrats.

>>1069916
Pretty sure the original creator said he'd make another when Trump is officially nominated.

>>1070721
So now it's admirable to try to socially groom the american population to ensure your group's dominance?

>>1070729
That's why democrats love open borders.

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>>1070952
mint

>>1070133

>not watching GoT

underage b&

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>>1070167
She is on Maher again tonight

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>>1071531

>>1071531
>implying he wasnt just competing for votes and actually had beef with other candidates and his opinion actually changed about them

business is business
that's like expecting NFL players to fucking charge at each other on the street

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DOESN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH OR STAMINA

>>1071531
>burgers can't handle the banters
Why do you make a tv drama out of your elections then

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>no one has posted this
Sad!

>>1072032
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thx for reposting, new view

>>1070133
i thought the same thing. GoT is degenerate

>>1071884
>Trump has only shut down 1 rally despite thousands of bernouts acting violent and destructive at almost every rally he hosts
>Hillary bails after 1 guy starts yelling at her

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>>1072140

This is a person who hasn't driven her own car in over a decade. It's HW Bush levels of out-of-touch. She's so used to her security bubble after years of Secret Service protection as first lady that she has absolutely no concept of being vulnerable and can't deal with even the slightest hint of losing control of the situation.

Trump lives in downtown New York, has been on reality TV for decades, and literally once got out of his car and stopped a mugging by walking straight into the middle of the fight and yelling at the mugger.

This is just about the most complete Insider vs Outsider race in US political history.

http://webm.land/w/3GJ9/

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>>1072247

>>1072084
>making references to popular political dramas triggers the poltards

You guys are really colossal faggots sometimes.

>>1072369
C U C K

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Just made this, can anyone compress this below 3MB?

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>>1073090

>>1073090
Let me know if you need it without audio.

>>1073101
Thanks m8!

>>1073101
Would be nice as well, if it's not asking too much.

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>>1073107
Not at all, which is why I offered. I realized /pol/ won't allow the webm with audio.

>>1072369
This needs to be on youtube.

>>1073115
kys faggot

>>1071240
>following the bandwagon

>>1073142
Seriously now, I bet Trump's campaign hired those latinos. You literally can't be this stupid, to weave a foreign flag in order to protest against a president candidate. And I don't mean in a meme way, I actually won't believe that people are this stupid.

Could someone make this into a webm please

>>1073451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc

>>1073453
>>1073451
Normally I would tell you to read the sticky but I think you should just kill yourself

>>1073115
cheers

>>1073090
How to learn to dance like that?

>>1073600
There are youtube channels dedicated to teaching shit like that.

>>1073600
Host the UFC

>>1073421
>my contrarianism and conformity in nonconformity makes me feel superior

>>1072641
Can't make out what he is saying. Help?

>>1073448
Ok Bernie Baby, whatever makes you sleep better.

>>1073631
>my conformity in conformity makes me feel superior
>stop disliking what I like
>I have to tell myself you dislike it not because it could possibly be of low quality, as that would wound my ego and identity that I have tied up in my fayvorite teevee shows

Sad.

>>1073668
I'm not even american and I'm voting for the right wing party in my country I just fathom that people would actually do something like that. It's like walking up to your enemy and giving him a gun.

>>1073709
They are that stupid, they think it is their land. Look up la raza.

>>1073494
The same talking points for the last 3 decades, amazing.

>>1073448
There are two things that are infinite. One of them is human stupidity.

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recent meet the press

>>1073494
They're defending Japan because they're allies. What's bad about that?

>>1073684
Never said I liked the show, but the poltards losing their shit like it's the very first time a reference to a show they might not like was ever made (>>1070133) and going full "degenerate" (>>1072084) are doing exactly what you're chastising.

Not once did they say they don't like it because of a reason beyond "I'm too cool to have heard of that normalfaggotry," or "It's degenerate so I don't have to give any ACTUAL reasons I hate it."

That kind of shit is the epitome of hipster trash cashing in on contrarianism and telling people to stop liking what they don't because they base their image and ego as much on the rejection of the mainstream as supposed fans seem to do their acceptance.

>>1073448
You'd think they weren't that stupid, but alas they are. Leftist websites have backed and organized these obviously counterproductive (to everyone but them) protests.

It's also California, the Mecca of this kind of regressive liberalism. You'd have to go all the way to Ontario to find another place as infested with it as the US west coast.

>>1073668
Argue the points dude, this kind of shit looks retarded to anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together.

>>1073820
>Pledge
Why is he suddenly acting like it means jack shit? If anything he should attack how hypocritical the other GOPers are being on that issue instead of suddenly thinking it was anything of worth (which was obviously what he thought of it when it was first proposed).

>>1073935
Because no one defends the US in return. No one pays the US for the defense. That's why it's so broken.

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Bill is cracking.

>>1074952
Both candidates are the least favored to EVER run for office... it's just a no win situation. I sympathize with Bill here, because you really have to go with the lesser of two evils. Shillary is fucking awful and a flip/flopping pandering witch, but at the same time at least Bill is there to possibly pull the leash. Trump literally makes me fear for fucking WW3 so in that respect Hillary's got my vote. The whole system is just garbage created by years of just pandering to the lowest common denominator for votes. A 3rd party is the only sensible road, but of course they don't get any support because of the broken system so you might as well not even fucking vote. 2016 is going to be the worst election fucking ever.

>>1074976
Of ALL the mainstream candidates, Trump is the only one to even consider a friendly approach to Russia. Everyone else sees them as this imminent looming threat, and you say he's the one to start a war. Not to mention the social shit-storm that will ensue if Hillary continues to "look up to Merkel".

I don't fucking get it. But this isn't /pol/. Why am I even posting this here.

>>1074976

>Trump literally makes me fear for fucking WW3

It's not like Trump has opposed every single war US has EVER been to. Except for the war with ISIS

>Voting for Hillary

Found the nigger

>>1075005
this.

>>1074976
They fool people into voting with the “lesser of two evils” nonsense every election.
Clinton is a warmonger and corporate shill.
Anyone who wins (read: is allowed to win) the presidency will be brought in line (if they aren't already with the program). That's how it works.

>>1074976
>trump will start ww3 ebin meme
Trump is the least agressive type, he wants to stop wasting so much money going into pointless wars, he wants a strong military for protecting to prevent wars


PEACE THROUGH STREGTH

>>1074976
>bill pulling the leash
Yeah no, if there is a leash he will pull it in their own direction, at least trump has a isolationist attitude to foreign policy.

Hillary spent all her time as a secretary of state convincing obama what state to topple next, and look how well that turned out.

>>1074952
What a rude bunch of faggots, not letting each other speak and just pretend all those scandals with Hillary never happend.

>>1074976
>Trump literally makes me fear for fucking WW3

>the candidate who wants isolation and to improve relations with russia is the one most likely to start ww3

HUR
DUR

>>1070695
Fact. Not only that – by sending people off to Reddit, they shill Reddit. Inadvertently?

I would never know Reddit without 4chan constantly telling me to go “back” to it. That’s an awesome marketing technique.

>>1074976
Better WW3 than global CIA/KGB police state.

>>1075022
+1

>>1075002
Trump sued Bill for calling his dad an orangutan... someone that fucking sensitive could indeed start WW3. What happens the first time putin makes a crack about his tiny hands

>>1072241
Get the fuck out, did he really? I mean, I could imagine it, though.
>Step out of the car
>"Son, do you know who I am?"
>Oh shiiiiiiiit.

>>1074976
Trump... Isn't actually a terrible guy. I actually got to meet him once, but regardless, he's got a lot of really solid running ideas for when he secures presidency.

-He would NOT sign the Trans-Pacific Trade Pact
-He would "renegotiate" (exact terms unknown) the North American Trade Agreement
-He wishes to pursue a WTO case on shady government programs that subsidize exporters
-He would eliminate income tax on those making less then $25k a year
-He would make the top income tax rate a flat 25%
-He plans to cut Corporate taxes from 35% (horrible for small businesses), to just 15%
-He would "cut corporate loopholes" and place a "reasonable cap" on tax deductions for big businesses
-He intends for a one-time 10% "deemed repatriation" tax on deferred corporate overseas profits (tax shelters)
-He would NOT cut Medicare or Medicaid, nor Social Security
-He would repeal the Affordable Healthcare Act, but still REQUIRE businesses to cover those with preexisting medical conditions
-He has said that he's planned to save the US $300 billion annually by renegotiating better prices with big pharma
-He wishes to deport some of the 11 million illegal immigrants and end "birthright citizenship"
-He would triple the amount of border agents and require businesses to use databases to ensure employees are legal US citizens
-He wishes to ensure that employers give US citizens (indigenous or with "green cards") preferential treatment
-He would withhold federal funding for "sanctuary cities" (areas that decline the federal government's claim to remove illegal aliens)
-He wishes to combat ISIS effectively and immediately, and isn't above creating an alliance with Russia in order to do so
-He wishes to build a "safe zone" for Syrian refugees in Syria, and have the US Army ensure it's safety
-He wishes to stop funding opposition groups in overseas nations

Granted, he's a bit isolationist, but that's because he legitimately does give a shit about America.

>>1074952
>Libya was a humanitarian mission.

wew

>>1072241
>and literally once got out of his car and stopped a mugging by walking straight into the middle of the fight and yelling at the mugger
Seriously now? Would love the sauce on that

>>1072084
>GoT is degenerate
Thank you.

>>1075445
https://imgur.com/85Vk4gy

i hope tump wins

>>1074683
I'm happy the Christfags are getting BTFO of their own party after making it a retarded zombie incapable of winning elections or acknowledging reality.

>>1075797
>degenerate
How's the mileage on that buzzword? It's starting to look a little rough there.

>>1073115
You do realise those boards just strip the sound from the webm after upload not block it entirely right. Or they used to.

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>>1076009

>>1076358
The statute of limitations on Rosie jokes expired more than a decade ago. That shit belongs in a museum you dirty grave robber.

If you got to use it, at least blow the dust off it next time /pol/senpai. Or better yet consult with marketing and come up with an exciting new buzzword for those moments when you have to irrationally dislike something and don't have the time, energy or capacity to form a coherent thought. Degenerate is just getting so... degenerate.

>>1076009
>>1076634
hello there reddit!

>>1069908
can't wait for Trump to nominated Cruz to the supreme court and cause mass butthurt

>>1076708
See >>1070695 la mia famiglia.

>>1077076
so racist kek

>>1070167
who's laughing now

>>1073766
The same liberal agenda destroying America for three decades, amazing.

>>1077076
he sounds defensive, like if he didn't finish her sentence she would have said 'i dont have a taste for black guys', ruining Don's reputation since he raised a RACIST

>>1070733
its beautiful to witness the american spirit in action

>>1070248
>that moment when all the cucks actually agree with Hillary

>>1077485
he even gave her a little "shut up, let me talk" kinda tap on the lap

voting trump btw #MAGA

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>>1074184
This guy is alright

>>1075443
I agree with all of this and he still has my vote but the fucking wall man. I honestly just hate the idea of a wall and i doubt it is going to help any more than a bigger stronger fence would.

>>1077716
Walls work; just as Israel or Hungary. Our current fence (or what was erected before the Democrats defunded it) is pathetic. People are literally cutting it down and driving vehicles through.

If we had another choice that would still ensure our border security (preferably even if a Democrat gets elected in 2020), I'd go for it.

>>1071531
>not being a decent enough person to respect others even when you don't like them

jfc, you must have zero friends.

>>1075434
>implying Hillary's legions of SJWs aren't just as sensitive

kys

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>>1073448
These Mexicans have been doing this shit in Cali long before Trump even ran for president.

>>1077716
Border walls with proper policing work in every state that's implemented them. It's not even very expensive, we really do lose a lot of money across the border and taxing that and withholding aid to Mexico(which they're supposed to be using to fight the cartels despite being in bed with them) can only help.

>>1074184
just saying, I saw like one scene from the show and it was 3 older guys trying to rape a 20-is guy in a forest, so it looks degenerate enough for me

>>1077485
Why would "I don't have a taste for black guys," be racist in the first place?

Do we label women who elect not to sleep with other women homophobic? People are allowed to be as discriminatory in their sexual tastes as they want to be because the alternative is coercing and shaming them into making decisions they normally wouldn't. That kind of behavior is why the porn industry is so full of exploitation.

You're allowed to turn someone down for anything from tooth alignment, hairline problems, a personality quirk, hair color, accent. Any manner of things. I don't get why people suddenly react with shock and horror when skin color is admitted to be part of that same paradigm. As long as someone has no ill will towards someone of a certain skin color then it doesn't matter if they choose to fuck them or not.

It's not racism. Anyone suggesting otherwise is just pushing the racial version of the same argument "nice guys," do when they equate women choosing not to bang them with being shallow heartless bitches with no taste.

>>1074952
Jesus Christ, this was pathetic.

>>1078046
You should have kept watching, those three dudes end up slaughtered literally seconds after attempting their rape.

>>1078069
yeah some wolf jumped on them, really cooool and now it's not degenerate at all for guys to rape each other, but I guess there are tits in the show so that makes it good

>>1072032
that's some high energy right there!

>>1078078
You're acting like a SJW incapable of telling reality from fiction, essentially arguing a depiction of behavior is tacit approval of it. Every instance of a dude getting fresh like that is shown negatively and most instances end up with them gruesomely killed for it.

You're spewing bullshit too, because if all you saw was that one scene you wouldn't have seen any wolves or tits. You're parroting someone else's words.

>>1078104
>you wouldn't have seen any wolves
it was the same scene though, are you actually retarded or something? if you like the show then cool but it is the pinnacle of sex and blood woooo hbo trash so yeah, if you had to pick a show to show how non degenerate you are then you should pick a different one

>>1078108
Unless you want to be more specific the scene you described only fits one instance and it had nothing to do with wolves.

And I don't pick shows to watch based on such useless fucking criteria as "degeneracy." The people who do almost always seem to be outright joyless twats a hair away from being full-blown moral guardians but lacking the self-awareness or courage to admit as much.

>>1078134
it was a young guy with a bow and a wolf that killed the guys, yeah you pick shows that are popular and then if anyone criticises them for being degenerate then you get upset, you can watch shit all you want but it's still shit

>>1078137
You're remembering that wrong then, because there wasn't any wolf anywhere near that scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vhIWC2Boik

I didn't pick the show because it was popular, I picked it because the first season was entertaining. It has markedly declined in quality as the seasons have piled up, but rather than specify any reason for disliking it (which should be glaringly obvious) the most I get around here is "it's shit," or the pearl-clutching "so degenerate!"

I'm not upset people don't like it. I'm not enjoying the current season that much myself and I loathed much of the last. Forgive me though for calling out bullshit spewing contrarians who have no fucking clue what they're talking about. Quit subscribing to groupthink and falling in line because someone with delicate and easily-riled moral sensibilities told you something was bad in vague non-descriptive terms.

>>1078147
maybe, there was a guy with a wolf somewhere, yeah sure you didn't just jump on the bandwagon as everyone else, yeah sure call everyone a "contrarian" who thinks sex and gore hbo shows are trash that'll convince everyone how good your shows are

>>1078149
Yes, there are wolves on the show, but none of them kill anyone in a scene where there's attempted rape of a dude in his 20s in the middle of a forest. That scene is the only one fitting that description.

I'm not sure how watching a show from its first season counts as a bandwagon, it wasn't as popular when it premiered, but it was hardly obscure.

I'm not calling you a contrarian for disliking the show and I'm not trying to convince you of its quality. I even said the last season was pretty bad and the current one is not shaping up to be much better.

I'm calling you a contrarian because you don't seem to know what you're talking about and clearly picked up all knowledge of the show from someone else around here who also probably didn't know what they were talking about just to ream something popular and relatively mainstream.

>>1078158
so you admit that the show is degenerate shit but will still complain about me not watching it, are you having a stroke or something?

>>1069908
I had no clue this many people didn't like him.

I wonder if everyone in Washington secretly likes Trump.

>>1070167
This makes bill maher's audience look like fucking idiots.

>>1070183
>>1070642

Every candidate trump has gone against, Trump has annihilated. He plays with them, lets them think they're winning, and they he attacks.
Trump has way too much shit on Hillary. Every time she has said something about him, he says something back and she immediately stops saying anything.

She really doesn't want to go up against him because this is going to be extremely humiliating for her.
She might even go to jail.

>>1078162
I never said it was degenerate shit. My problems with the show are a lot more specific and extend beyond nebulous buzzwords used to form an argument where none exists.

And again, I'm not complaining that you're not watching it. I couldn't care less if you did. My contention is you're not watching it, but feel you're in a position to make a judgment about its quality when you know nothing about it.

On top of that you rely on what's essentially a lazy morality play to do it. Really, you're not doing anything differently here than a radfem being told by the sisterhood that something is disgusting and sexist, an opinion she then parrots with absolutely no contextual knowledge of what she's talking about.

>>1070322
>he is evil for fighting back

Jesus Christ what a fucking baby.

>>1078170
the guy said it's degenerate, someone maybe you flipped out and I said that to be fair I do think a show which draws popularity from sex and gore is pretty degenerate, stop getting triggered by everything

>>1078173
Anyone who can barely describe something without using the word degenerate is not in a place to tell anyone to stop being triggered.

"Degenerate," is nothing more than the /pol/ version of the ever popular "problematic," bandied about by those on the flip side of the metaphorical coin. Both are nebulous, ill-defined and vaguely applied terms that mean whatever the speaker seems to want it to mean while amounting to little more than a subjective contention of offensive content they deem morally wrong.

And true to form, just like the purveyors of "problematic," you're applying your catch-all stand-in for 'super not good,' to something you seemingly have no knowledge of.

>>1078180
you're being super defensive because someone didn't like your wank fuel show, just chill dude, it's not like I watch a lot of tv anyways but I watched some of scrubs, that was a nice show that made decent points about life, human relations and morals in comprasion to that some LOOK TITS LOOK GUYS KILLING EACH OTHER XDDD is pretty degenerate

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Wow. An entire thread derailed by pointless bickering about an unrelated TV show. My girls would love it.

>>1070322
>Diller: Obviously a shill

>>1078188
I've said repeatedly that I don't care if you don't like it. I'm just tired of blatant horseshit from those who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Scrubs was an episodic comedy show about a group of cheery but troubled doctors dealing with their profession. Game of Thrones is a political drama set in a fantasy medieval period around warring clans. They're going to have different content. And again, a show containing certain content is not tacit approval of said content. You're using the same moral stickler argument rabid feminists use to label anything they don't like sexist without context.

Breaking GoT down to "LOOK TITS LOOK GUYS KILLING EACH OTHER XDDD" is the same as breaking Scrubs down to "LOOK SCRAWNY DUDE DELIVERS MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH SET TO SHITTY POP-INDIE MUSIC LOOK SASSY DOCTOR SHITTING ON EVERYONE XDDD"

I'm sorry the show offends your delicate sense of morality, but being a flaming, bullshit-spewing contrarian is fucking retarded through and through. Perhaps you should follow your own advice and stop getting triggered by it. You should also perhaps stop using degenerate as a crutch, it's starting to look like you can't go a single post without using it to fill in for an argument you don't have.

>>1076708
You must go back to StackExchange.

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>>1069908

>>1071531
Trump is 100% a Machiavellian prince: 'catching' him on this petty none-sense is useless because he does it on purpose

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>>1073448
>A group that believes illegal immigration is alright for them because they WUZ AZTEC RAPE-BABIES AND SHIIIEEET
Senpai, being logical around these idiots is suffering.

>>1077486
more like horrifying

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This is for that anon in trump general that asked for a pillar men edit. I made two different versions because why not. This is version 1

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And this is version 2

>>1078980
kek

>>1079136
I kek'd hard. Thank you for this.

>>1075357
>I lost hundreds of friends
god fucking dammit trump ;___;

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/r/ing the bernie sanders america parody with the soviet anthem over it. In return, this (yes I know it's not Trump it's all I got)

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>>1079138

>>1078848
i love that pat at the end

>>1079136
>>1079138
Fucking thanks anon, top notch delivery

>>1079138
MAGA

>>1078107
You dirty little thief.

>>1078058
look at the world we're living in today though

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>>1078848
It's like even the the Star-Spangled Banner is his friend.

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>>1075247
>The cops waving at him

>>1075357
>blame a terrorist attack on the president who happened to be in charge then

>>1073142
>Are they blocking this exit
>"Eh"
shit. Do these retards just make up answers and ignore the reality when confronted with it?

>>1080214
The neocucks used the "Bush kept us safe" mantra for 8 fucking years to deflect any criticism on the Bush administration. Whether or not he's to be blamed, Trump finally got rid of that meme, destroying the reputation of the Bush dynasty in the process.

It was a risky move too, because that debate was right before the South Carolina primary, a state with a lot of veterans. It fueled the narrative that this would be the end of his campaign.

>>1074952
why do people watch this crap? Unless you agree with him and watch it to reaffirm their own opinion.

>>1080167
All the more reason to stand your ground and not let someone define your orientation for you. Draw the comparisons and let them try to argue that you're not allowed to have standards or preferences while making a fool of themselves. Turn it around on them even, make them a hypocrite.

People get away with those shaming tactics because others let them. Shut them down and they won't have a leg to stand on.

>>1080199
I think Alex got a big check in the mail

>>1070322
What a kike.

>>1070322
>Johnson wasn't evil

Okay then, can we change the dictionary now to say that evil means someone who can give a person a silly nickname. Shiller Diller is obviously retarded.

>>1078544
>butthurt reply a day after
ok

>>1081436
kill yourself

>>1081482
/wsg/ moves rather slowly except for YLYL threads.

By the way, both >>1078188 and >>1078544 were posted on the 11th of May.

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>>1081437
The tapes were leaked by John Miller himself.

>>1078620
Nice.

>>1081500
okay dude, stop being such an autist noone cares about your degenerate wank material show to read the butthurt posts you spend 5 hours writing

>>1070322
This the most childish shit I've ever heard.

>>1073448
Well, you just demonstrated how stupid you are, by saying you won't believe.

Your not mature enough to have an open mind and hear an opposing view. You said it your self, you Won't and by closing the door, you are now stupid.

An intelligent person, a wise person, always listens, always investigates and is patient when disecting ingofmation and absorbing it.


------

Yes, ghetto minorites, who don't drop rhe old country and strive ro climb the social/economic ladder or at least do self enrichment educatuon or seek nee experienced tend to be really stupid, like really fucking stupid.

>>1074952
Bill Mahr is fucking shit dude.

Watch it if you want to witness cringe when his dumb sheep audience reacts to his dick and fart jokes, or watch, simply to learn what the enemy thinks, but honestly listening to a failed actor turned political comentary comedian for hiw to live your life is not the wisest of choices.

>>1074976
Hilary is Anti gun and will push for a gun ban and confiscation movement that will cause a civil war, both from individuals and militias resisting or from local state governments to sheriffs who won't put up with the feds bullshit anymore.

>>1075085
She has Navy Seal and Marine blood on her hands, she won't be my Commander and Chief, and that's not just grunt tslk, there are some Oath keeeoer Generals, Admirals and Colonels out there.

>>1075110
Another reason why I dislike watching that show, but grit through it to be informed what the liberal facist hipster troops listen to.

Usually his show is a circle jerk of hollywood or new york city liberals doing an echo chamber or they invite one moderate or right winger to gang bang.

>>1075803
>https://imgur.com/85Vk4gy

Paula Abdul concert!

>>1075357
Sheeit, Bush was getting roasted extra crispy.

>>1078848
that contrast

>>1077850
>>1077716
Well, that's the thing, you have to build a wall and then put a machine gun nest quarter mile for it to be effective, I'm down for it, but everone else will have a shitstorm even though France and other supposedly left leaning socialist countries enforce teir borders with men armed with gun ordered to shoot to kill.

>>1078165
...not trying to be edgy or anything, but after watching seasons of Bill Mahr because my younger brother is a faggot liberal...yeah, the audience are idiots and that's truing to be objective about it. Sometimes they will laugh and clap at the random shit.

>>1078169
Well regardlesd of pollitical parties, do you really want a female president who was cucked nationally and internationally by her husband an intern?

>>1080091
He seemed so smart when he was younger. I don't like the new trump

Reality tv has ruined him. Can't argue with results though. Hopefully he returns to his previous personality after he's elected

>>1078737
Being a Californian who is self reliant is pain because you are surrounded by all the wellfare queen college kids and illegals.

>>1080214
Just like you applaud the Current president who happened to be in power for simply being around when Obama got killed or saying that particular president kept us safe from another 9/11 scale terrorist attack (even though there were multiple shootings and a bombing done by terrorist sympathiser Americans)

Maybe if Janet Reno and the FBI stopped trying to create phantom shit about American Grass root movements and deeming armed neighborhood watch groups as extremist militias, they would have paid attention to the threat of Muslim Terrorist from outside, but nah that will never happen, right.

Maybe if the FBI and ATF stopped pushing Bill clintons anti gun agenda in the 1990's, maybe Ruby Ridge, Waco and the retalliation strike by Mcveigh would never happened and 9/11 prevented.

>>1080328
Well right wingers go to church and left wingers watch Bill Mahr, frequent reddit and burn American flags

Both sides have their Echo Chamber.

Being an Independant is suffering as it seems like the only place I can go is to thake and fish and have nature soeak to me through the wind rustling through the trees.

>>1079138
MAGA

>>1082180
He still is a smart guy. I am not an american, but i believe that once he gets elected he will stop being such a loud mouth populist and actually start acting with some decorum again.

>>1082101
>degenerate
One post anon. Just go one post that consists of more than one word without using that buzzword. It's not hard.

And no, it's not autism to call out blatant horseshit. You were caught doing it, not just once, but twice when you confused a few hours with a day because someone did something else besides argue with you for a little bit.

If this is what your argument has degenerated (Oh look, now you have me doing it) into then I'm afraid the assmad lies with parties other than myself. Is shitting on something you know nothing about that important to your self image that you'll act this silly to defend getting caught acting a foolish contrarian?

>>1082175
I remember watching an episode years ago with Hitchens as a guest who had absolutely no patience for the idiocy and blatantly called the audience out on it.

>>1082181
I can imagine. At least with Washington and Oregon you can head out east to escape the insufferable coastal cities. California however doesn't go east very far until you hit nothing but mountains, desert, drunk Nevadans, Mormons and irritable grunts guarding MIB compounds. And a shit load of slot machines. It's funny crossing the border into Nevada, suddenly it becomes possible to lose your entire road trip budget visiting a public restroom.

>>1082415
>taking 6 hours again to write a butthurt post
autism manifest, literally noone gives a shit about this argument

>>1082433
You care about it and don't for a moment pretend otherwise. If you didn't you wouldn't be acting like someone not answering you within minutes means jack shit on a board that doesn't move that fast. I hope you realize how colossally retarded this desperate argument is, anon. It's making the accusation of mindless contrarianism look more and more accurate.

>>1082949

Is that really jeb bush? I honestly can't tell

>>1082433
>autism manifest, literally noone gives a shit about this argument
Obviously someone gives "a shit". Let me know if you need some pro-autism pills to cure your normalfaggotry.

>>1082949
This video shows that Trump supporters have made a big fat mistake by turning Bush down. He could slay so many athletic black women...

>>1081966
kek you can even see Megyn getting turned on a little when she realizes Trump is behind the whole thing

>>1078868
you have to go back, paco

>>1077716
I was skeptical on the wall at first. Surely, I thought, there are cheaper and more effective alternatives. Here's the thing, though. Send troops, or anything of that nature, and the next president can renege on the policy. But you can't renege on a fucking wall. Build that wall, and it's there to stay.

>>1075434
nigga are you retarded

if we were a strong country we wouldn't let people mock our president, much less burn effigies of him while he's in talks with their country's leader for "peace"

>>1084715
>there are cheaper and more effective alternatives

Nigga we're not paying for the wall.

>>1078848
i really fucking hate that bitch

>>1084715
truth. they're not going to knock it down lol

someone post pls the drake dancing video with that epic chill beat pls. can´t find it anymore

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>>1085292
This one?

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>>1085292
Or this?

>>1085338
you are a god, thank you. do you know the source for the audio?

Does anyone have that one of cruz shooting a gun that makes fart noises then laughing?

>>1085715
Not that anon, but sadly no one does. One anon theorized it was a remixed version of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcjceoFSN9A

>>1085872

it´s probably the same sample.
fuck, i need the full song. this video is a mystery

>>1084742
>if we were a strong country we wouldn't let people mock our president
This is fucking retarded anon and you should feel fucking retarded for even thinking it.

>>1086845
Jesus Christ. Even Biden would have been a better candidate.

>>1086843
ah yes. hillary's potent attack ads.
like this one
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnOikonomy/status/732012918573809664

>>1070338
I'm so fucking erect

>>1072032
Anyone got the version where he's dancing to pnp

>>1073494
>No money to fix that
How about all that welfare and bloated gubmint spending on niggers,mexicans,illegals,green shit,corporations getting unfairly high contracts by lobbying

Japan gives you a reason to project power,place army,bully other countries and keep your position of power
Money alone is worth nothing compared to influence and raw power
Is Trump a retarded populist or what?

>>1070167
she has crazy foresight

>>1077485
He defended her from the hateful mediamachine.

>>1075443
Socialist and nationalist.

Cares about the Ameripoor (workers).
Hostile to free trade (except, apparently, in health care).
Supports mass surveillance.
Supports the Stalinist piece of legislation the Patriot Act (letting PayPal freeze your funds at a whim and eventually banning Bitcoin).
Unconcerned with police brutality.
Has backing of white scum. ("Kill all intellectuals. Hail Trump.")

How is any of this even Republican?

>>1085907
>it´s
That’s not even an apostrophe.
Go back to Mexico.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/´#Spanish

can someone post the one with ted cruz shooting the m4 making farting noises

>>1074195
that's exactly what he's going for

I need help finding a trump video. It was a slight edit of a recent debate, effectively making it look like everyone else was stammering while trump kept saying things like "make america great again" to roaring applause. Unless someone has it, it'll be damn near impossible to find because looking up "trump debate funny" brings up far too much to sift through.

>>1086922
this is an attack ad?
what?

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>>1087626
This?

>>1087997
this guy's talking so so annoying.

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>Not voting for SSanders

>>1088380
>Obama, Bill and Biden can't save [Hillary]
>She has to stand up herself against a guy with better skills.

>>1088473
Fucking savage

>>1088473
She's too good.

>>1088425
Mexirapists and muzzies BTFO

>>1088425
Without context I can't tell. He was imitating trump though right?

People actually think Mexico will pay for a wall to keep Mexicans and their drugs out of the US? The profit like mad from that shit.

>>1082949
>those weak punches
Nasty guy.

>>1088702

I recall hearing that it will be paid out of the aid that the US gives Mexico and also a tax on repatriations

>>1088473
Daily reminder that Trump is not against immigration per se, and that he would very likely deport illegals with a criminal record only.

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Future VP making the rounds.

>>1086107
>obongo
Are people still seriously pulling that grade school shit with Obama's name?

>>1087166
>How about all that welfare and bloated gubmint spending on niggers,mexicans,illegals,green shit,corporations getting unfairly high contracts by lobbying
After that line I don't think you're in any position to call anyone retarded.

>>1087997
I'm happy to see that people are starting to realize it's not necessarily the Trump supporters being terrible so much as the Bernie supporters showing up to fight wherever they go. Also happy to see the Democratic party tearing itself apart and hope the same eventually happens to the GOP.

>>1088473
Moar!

>>1089303
>Drumpf
>Shillary
>Comrade Sanders
>El Rato
>Roboto
>!Yeb!
Yes anon, until nicknames stop being humorous people will keep pulling grade school shit

>>1089472
>¡Yeb!
This could be a reference to Russian language or this could be a reference to Hispanic language. Which one is it?

>https://www.reddit.com/r/wsgy/comments/41vafg/sometimes_i_feel_really_bad_for_yeb_bush/
And so I’ve discovered /r/wsgy. Is it related to /wsg/?

>>1089488
Hispanic, on account of him being a foolish guac bowl merchant

>>1088796
>Daily reminder that Trump is not against immigration per se
1. His voters are, though. Rabidly so.
2. Does Trump intend to make legal immigration easy for all decent people?

Delusions of Americans about openness of their country to immigration vs. facts:
1. The USA is the only country in the world where traveller is not allowed to land without visa even for transit to another country:
>http://wikitravel.org/en/Avoiding_a_transit_of_the_United_States
2. It’s literally easier to emigrate to every other country in the world than to the USA. Categories of people favoured by your current immigration system: criminals (illegally), corporate-academic shills, relatives of Americans, compulsive gamblers (Green Card Lottery) and millionaires. Just a decent man like myself? No avenue available. Or how about someone like my friend – a skilled young actor from the UK? Deported from Hollywood.
3. America is no more a desirable emigration target. This is not the 1980s.
4. And it’s not even like the USA have excessive density of population...

>>1089564
>4. And it’s not even like the USA have excessive density of population...

Population density per country (people/km2):
>England: 417*
>Netherlands: 408
>Japan: 336

Population density per continent (people/km2):
>EU: 112
>Asia: 87
>Africa: 34
>USA: 31
>Australia: 4
>Antarctica: 0

*) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom#Demographics
>England [...] is one of the most densely populated countries in the world, with 417 people/km2 in mid-2014.
England (not Britain) is literally the most densely populated country on the world’s most densely populated continent – and it’s still full of vast expanses of empty land, unpolluted air and clean rivers.

>>1089317
>happy to see the Democratic party tearing itself apart and hope the same eventually happens to the GOP.

The GOP is already more divided than the Dems. You're already seeing major GOP people get behind Hillary, but no Dems are defecting to Trump's camp. Come November Bernie supporters will reluctantly vote for Shillary.

>>1089564 continued
American obsession with immigration control speaks more about the state of the American soul than about the state of actual immigration. This is no more a society that values freedom, which I so admired in the 1980s and which inspired people all over the world to topple communism and install capitalism in emulation of the American Dream. Only small pockets of libertarianism are still holding out in there. Libertarianism and leftist liberalism were America’s “unique selling proposition”. Without them, America has nothing to offer the world – nothing to teach others, no moral advantage in negotiations. Without freedom, America is just another fascist tyranny that needs to be stumped out to make the world a better place.

Would I speak English today if Trump had ruled America instead of Kennedy or Reagan? No, I would speak Russian.

Disclaimer: this is not to imply that Clinton is better. She’s worse because her anti-liberalism is concealed.

>No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and Trump.
Matthew 6:24

>You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’
>But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,
>so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven.
>For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust.
>For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the NSA employees do the same?
>And if you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the goys do the same?
>You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Matthew 5:43-48

>>1088377

>Jeffrey Epstein
Whoa

>>1089648
I'm fairly certain the bible doesnt name trump

>>1090309
Only because your translation is not recent.
This is the latest translation.

>>1089701
Fox News is trying to undo their character assassination because Trump is all they've got.

Gonna be rough.

>>1088473
I never thought I would say this, but, I love this woman

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We love our legal immigrants!

>>1090597
Proof that walls work

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>>1089488
>>1089510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wJWRw8VHM
>If you don't know Jeb he is a Presidential Candidate in the GOP field and online he sells Guac Bowls for $75

And the Best Movie Award ITT goes to...

New threat:
>>1091143
>>1091143
>>1091143
>>1091143
>The Return of Ted Cruz

>>1090571
>i'm not discussing Benghazi with you
fucking cowards

>>1070952
>>1070952
The Zoolander one looks like the one where his wife is standing next to him and he says he would do things worse than water boarding.

>>1089472
And how silly do the people using those nicknames make themselves look on a routinely basis?

>>1089587
>but no Dems are defecting to Trump's camp.
Maybe not huge party names, but rank and file voters certainly have since they take a lot of the same stances on things independent voters care about.

The difference is the GOP voters have told the GOP establishment to go fuck themselves. The gravy train for them is drying up fast. The same thing is happening to the Dems, just not on the same scale (yet, see what happens if Sanders keeps winning states, especially CA). The Democratic establishment's gravy train is still running.

>>1094347
I imagine as silly as people trying to be serious on a Chechen woodcarving forum

>>1084144
>>1084436
>>1088727
>these plebs think it's the real Yeb!

>>1094385
It's not being serious, it's recognizing painful retardation for what it is. Shitty jokes are shitty jokes and they will remain as such regardless of how serious you want to be about it.