As of today, I am a 30 year old virgin. In order to distract

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congrats man, im sorry for your place in this world,but strive for the inner intellect and use your pain to create something beautiful. epiphanize, and make. build, cook, paint. do it for a desire to have finished products, do it to prove others wrong, do it to leave an impression in the coming centuries. if you are going through hell my friend, keep going and leave a path for others worth investigating and worth remembering.good luck from brazil myfriend:)

this is a personal favorite image of mine, a very stereotyped wizard but somehow stillmysterious and epic.

>>6947807
asking for wizard papes on 4chan is number one way to remain a virgin senpai

>>6947807
where the fuck do you live? are you aware that in every single major city in the United States you can meet with an escort and have her fuck you and be done with it? Youll gain the confidence you need to have real sex with real women.

BTW happy birthday

>>6947807

get your shit together

stop masturbating
stop smoking weed
get a job
get an education
get in shape

anyone can do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2qjshr-r4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFUVnwCNVY

I believe in you

>>6947926
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>>6947946
>>6948024
Even /wg/ has been infected by retarded normie redditors. Pretty fucking sad.

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happy birthday m80

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I don't really save wizard papes, but heres a knight for you.

Just know I feel for you m8. If not for my friend letting me do his wife I would be in the same boat as you.

>>6947926
Good lord man.

>>6948024
Ive done none of those. Still getting laid. There is no fucking magic recipe.

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>>6948751

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>>6948752

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>>6948758
Last one.
It is only pitiful if you make it out to be. It doesn't matter.

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May he guide you to the poosay (or the dick if that's what you're into) anon.

>>6948709
Wow, wasn't that awkward as fuck?

>>6947946
Escorts aren't real women?

>>6948752
are all of them frm this ""Ricky ho" ? I like his style.

>>6949322
No, i just searched for "wizard".

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>>6947807

>>6948709
kek

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>>6947807

>>6949203
Not really. Hes just a cool guy who wanted to do me a solid. Good guy to drink with.

>>6947807
sex isn't the great achievement society makes it out to be, having the fulfilling relationship that goes with it is the real appeal; look for love not sex.

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>>6950575
forgot pape

>>6948024

Follow this advice and reap the rewards.

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>>6947807
OP, I've had sex only once before, and it sucked but that's not the point, and I could get bitches left and right if I wanted to. I don't because I don't want to waste my time with some floozy just to satisfy societies insatiable lust for touching another's naughty bits. That and as a child, I've had some pretty... rough, relationships with my family and I judge others quite harshly on their personality. I would rather not bother with someone who's got two or more flaws as I've got two flaws myself, manipulative and insecure.

>>6950575
This Anon gets it. Everyone else that worships the almighty orgasm from sex with another, clearly doesn't get it often enough.

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here's my favourite wizard ever
hang in there op

>>6947926
these are some good words and a good pape

>>6948024
>be me
>masturbate on the daily
>no job
>no workout routine
>getting married soon

It's okay. I'm 32 and don't even want to have sex. It doesn't interest me. I have a fulfilling and satisfying life without it. Many people have. Our society just sucks as it revolves around sex and sexuality in many ways.

>>6947807
Wow nice, dude. Can you throw fireballs?
I need 7 years to be a wizard.
>God, pls somebody kill me, it's pathetic af

>>6947807
Get your nut off with an escort dude. Fucking a real life girl and doing it confidently will give you gains of confidence. It's easy to get in a girls pants. Don't be fat, that is the biggest key.

>>6947807
It's okay, OP.

I've been married for almost four years. Sex is fun but believe me when I say that those who haven't had it overhype it quite a bit. I'm not saying you aren't missing out but don't let it make yourself feel shitty. We're all here for you, OP. <3

>>6951922
That was exactly my first thought. I know plenty of people who do these things yet lead happy successful lives. Probably shouldn't take advice from other people who willingly spend time on 4chan

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wizards are cool and all, but using the super-nerdy papes reminds me of how I feel when I play pokemon, It was a fun game when I was a wee lad, but I played them for too long, and I feel like a shameful man-child when I indulge in the kiddie stuff. Like, I watched Adventure Time when I was 21...cringe.

>>6952565
cringe af .

>>6948709
>>6950315
your friend is a fucking cuck

>>6949272
prostitutes arent people

>>6951413
is this a copypasta that im not aware of?

>>6954129
Well you can copy paste it as much as you like, that did originate from me and not from anywhere else.

>>6948024
get the fuck out joe rogan reddit memer