I'm a surgeon about to be sent to a warzone, hook me up

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>>6791693
Where are you going? Syria? Somewhere in Africa?

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Something like this?

Listen up buddy.
If you're out and about with infantry don't let anyone see you're medical personnel. They'll shoot you right after the guy with the DMR/LMG. Get rid of any stupid patches they give you and keep your shit bundled up just like everyone else's.
If you're humanitarian and they bring a native in with a decent cut right under his ribs and his tongue cut out he's a living bomb.
If you're dealing with US military don't take shit from them, especially marines. They'll walk all over you if you don't lay down the law. You own them, and if they so much as slap you they're in the deepest of all shit.
If you have the misfortune of working on Muslim "soldiers" don't put it past them to spit in your eye and give you every STD ever discovered and then some. They're typically loaded with them and think every non-Muslim dude is an evil capitalist pigdograt. Keep your mask and goggles on. Don't have either? Get some, soldiers always have eyepro and all cloth is a mask with effort.
Good luck.

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>>6792124
This man knows his shit, and to add to the list if you get dismounted or attached to any form of RCP don't run off for any reason only step where has been cleared otherwise you could tip a VTIED and bye bye goes your legs. Also sorry i don't have any good papes for you so here's atleast something.

Listen to em Doc. take care of the Joes and we'll take care of you.

Take care. Godspeed.

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>>6792124
>Come to /wg/
>Learn about livingbombs and STD camel/human hybrid spitters.

The world is fucking mad max, fuck saving lives. I'm getting started on gaining the favor of chaos lords before their soon arrival.

op here, sorry for not being around, got my shit together in the past few days, thanks for all the papes and the tips!

>>6791841
>MILES gear.
he said warzone not training