the holy trilogy! just got these for my 18th birthday, can't

Nice loafers

>>4233241
goddamn it this isn't reddit

Nice $10 Walmart jeans

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>>4233241
>just got these for my 18th birthday, can't wait to play these for the first time ever

You don't belong here

>>4233256
>biting bait this obvious.
You too need to be older than 18.

>>4233241
Nice, let me be the first to say "got gud".

>>4233241
Happy birthday, OP.
Enjoy your games, hope you eat lots of treats.

>>4233256
This attitude right here, this is everything wrong with the retro gaming scene right now. You retards constantly complain about kids today not being able to appreciate older games, but then when a kid actually shows interest you act like they don't belong in your special autistic club. So what if he's a spermling? At least he's playing good games and not fucking shitty mobile trash. You should be encouraging him and be thankful that he is at least interested in these games instead of turning into one of the many gen-z faggot children currently polluting the earth.
>>4233241
Have fun OP. After you finish those, get yourself an N64 and enjoy Super Mario 64 if you haven't already.

I honestly envy you

>>4233645
>baiting the bait that you baited so baitefully like this bait

>>4233241
Super Mario All Stars on the SNES is better.

>>4233838
That has my favorite version of Dinky Danky Pikmin

>>4233948
--> /pol/ that way.

Sad to talk to strangers this way.

Why are those carts so small? Or are his hands really big?

What's going on here?

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>>4233254
not OP. i see no problem with this lol. jeans are the most basic piece of clothing. why spend a lot on them?

>>4233649
Being born in '91 meant I never played the 2d games. It's so hard to play and get into 2d games

>>4236353
I was born in 89 and was playing SMB 1 and 2 when you were born. Not much of an excuse.

I'm doing everything in my power to not be cynical here...

Enjoy, those are really fun games but if you've cut your teeth on modern games you'll find that these games will be really challenging. Also remember that they were also intended to be talked about on the playground with secrets being intentionally obtuse. The joke we tell is that modern games are raunchy sluts that bear everything and retro games are shy conservative girls.

Expect all of this.

He's probably going to give up after 10 minutes of the green flashing screen just trying to get them to work...that's the whole reason my NES just sits in a cabinet while I emulate all the games because I don't have time for that shit.

>>4236534
Clean your damn console and games!

>>4236353
Jesus christ.
I was born in fuckin '96 but I've never had a problem with 2D games.
Probably because I had a GBA.

>>4236314
People equate wealth and status symbols to value as a human being or something.

>>4236353
90, grew up with NES because poorfaggotry.

>>4233241
This could literally not be more bait.

>>4236651
Yes it could.
IT could have a monitor in the background with Reddit open and a dragon dildo on his desk.
I dunno, maybe an Antifa flag or a MAGA hat to make it /pol/.

>>4233645
It's amazing how little self awareness these ""people"" have. Go on home now

>>>/r/eddit

>>4233645
Well said.
No, you forgot SMW; SNES before N64.

>>4236670
How do you know he isn't playing us on a whole other level? What if every post in this thread is bait, even yours and mine? What if 4chan has resolved into shitposting orange tang and we're all just feeding into the hell we secretly believe we deserve?

>>4233241
Hey oh pee, didjewno... doki doki... PANICC!!!!!11!one

>>4236717
what were you trying to accomplish with this post

>>4233645
>caring this much about televisual computer amusements

>>4236765
>shitposting on /vr/
Wait, that's the norm

>>4233241
have fun gorilla1088 :)

If you can beat the original without warp zones, you will have earned my respect.

If you beat SMB2 (the one in the picture), you will have proven yourself even better than me.

If you can't finish SMB3, you have forgotten the face of your father.

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>>4238729
>you have forgotten the face of your father.

>>4236583
I opened the NES up and dusted off the internals and that made it better, but it still does it...of course that was years ago and it probably needs it again.

>>4233645
Snes one's first!

>>4233241
Welcome to the world of retro gaming. Not my first choice but oh well.

>>4236314
you're paying for better quality if you're not an idiot a good pair of $100 jeans could last you a lifetime if you're not an idiot

>>4240582
>if you take care of your shit it lasts longer

gee whiz mister, that's some real sage advice.

>>4240589
fuck off poorfag cant even afford jeans

>>4240595
You need to calm down. Perhaps slip into those $100 jeans, pour a glass from a vintage year, and listen to your collectors edition albums on your limited edition headphones.

>>4240601
enjoy poverty