He is so unlikable for some reason. Tries to push shitty current

B R O W N

>>4180796
B R I C K S

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I like him.

So what's the current gaming agenda?
short form if you want.
Seriously asking.

>nah 10"

>d`oh

what is your favorite loco bandito comic

>>4180792
I obviously prefer James, but Mike is doing great work for the channel and cinemassacre in general. He's very knowledgeable on the subject of games too. I like him.

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>>4180825
I got a shameful chuckle out of this one for some reason. The weird thing about these comics is that, if I didn't know Mike Matei was responsible for them, I'd assume the crudeness and stupidity was tongue-in-cheek.

>>4180828
This

>>4180828
Hi mike

>>4180792
He's the anti-Spoony.

>>4180828
Mike always seems awkward and therefore disengenuois.

Mike is just so juvenile in his humor and mannerisms. He's like that friend you thought was the funniest guy ever when you were both 11, except he never grew up.

>>4180792
Sounds like he is also " moderating" this board.

>>4180828
He's really not knowledgeable on anything. He's the cunt on forums who replies to every thread with some bullshit response he pulled out of his ass because he thinks he's special.

It's funny to me that a channel largely revolving around videogames has people that really suck at playing them.

It sometimes angers me how they play games.

>>4180792
He's a major douche & is one of the reasons why I don't watch AVGN anymore.

I liked the early days of JAMM and when bootsy gets involved. Sometimes it looks a little awkward when James is going off on he's video critique vibe (no one gives a fuck, stick to games) I particularly like mike and Ryan as Ryan always acts/looks baked!

>>4181023

I hate that they never read the manual before paying a new game.

>>4181048
>when bootsy gets involved

Bootsy is kill.

>>4181057
Amen to that brother! Wish they did more bootsy beats

Mike is a god. You scum will never bring him down. Bootsy is a poz commie.

>>4181076
Let me guess, you laugh at shit jokes and are a closet homo? Just like mike.

>>4180883
What? He's not an alcholic?

>>4180828
Yup.

>>4180839
Whatever, though I think it is partially tongue in cheek.

>>4180909
Awkwardness doesn't mean someone is being disingenuous, sometimes just the opposite. And besides, Mike really doesn't seem awkward at all.

>>4180918
Have you watched AVGN? Juvenile-style humor is the whole point of the channel.

>>4181006
Didn't he do a swordless LOZ run? Seems like that would take some skill and knowledge.

>>4181023
Having to perform for the camera can make people worse than they would be otherwise.

>>4181060
Bootsy probably was just perceived as a bad fit for the channel.

>>4180792
His best character is Motherfucker Mike from Board James, that lazy, annoying cheating son of a bitch who would never help set the game up, but then proceeds to play like a massive asshole and cheat shamelessly. Everyone knew a person like this, and he nails it.

Probably because that's how he was as a kid.

>>4180796
>>4180802
(in Minecrap)

>>4180792
Mike Matei is a flamboyant homosexual, and being from New Jersey, growing up in the 80s and 90s, catholic and all, can make an artsy kid hyper cringey.
Don't believe?
Go watch J&M Monday of Aladdin.

>>4180792
Also, have a San Francisco RUSH, for your trouble, OP

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>>4180875
erase this

>>4181125
hi mike

>>4181125
Damn, Mike, can you make it any less obvious?

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Here's the thing.
Imagine being Matei.
Imagine befriending this guy who happens to be one of the pioneers and one of the most famous celebrities in gaming channels on Youtube. Imagine you somehow sneak your way in his life, offering to draw some MS Paint stuff, and acting as stuffed animals for AVGN to punch.
Sure, first you would be glad, you're earning money just by being the side-kick of a famous guy.
But then you have to deal with feels like jealousy, envy. Imagine going to a con, and see James get all the attention from the female fans, while nobody cares about you, because you're dark haired, don't have an interesting personality, and your voice is too whiny.
The only logical solution would be to force memes on the internet, such as "I have a big dick".
I'd do the same if I was in his exact situation.

>>4181364
as much as i like james, i cant imagine him rolling in pussy desu senpai

>>4181125
bootsy had a chilled demeanor about him, and he could play games blindfolded and still get highscore compared to mike and james.

>>4181381
Nah Mike, just look at that girl's face.

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>>4181381
That's good, because that's what James actually wants people to believe. That he's an innocent family man who would never cheat on his wife.
His plan worked out, he's living the dream.

>>4181396
>zelda hat, necklace and sweatband
what a fucking loser, god I hate gamergirls. I hope james smashed then kicked her out for being a pleb

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>>4181406
James is too busy swimming on fangirl pussy juice to care about who is a "pleb" and who isn't.

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>>4181125
>>4180828
Obviously Mike is here. He can't delete any of these replies so he just tries to white knight himself. But seriously Mike learn to take some criticism and quit deleting comments like a coward.

>>4181240
>>4181289
Haha, no, sorry.

>>4181364
Doesn't Mike do a lot of writing for AVGN? Wasn't it Mike who helped James gain a foothold on YouTube? And he didn't do so-called "MSPaint" stuff for AVGN, it was certainly higher quality than what you're implying.

>>4181396
What is it with people obsessed with James getting fangirl pussy? Some sort of cuck fantasy or something, I guess?

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>>4181429
Stop pretending to be Mike, anon.

>>4181429
You seem angry Mike.

>>4181418
Petite girl and big juicy boobs. What metal song do you believe that put the rhythm to the bounce of those pretty things?

>>4181432
Point out one thing I've said that is incorrect and I'll gladly eat my words.

>>4181436
Mike youre such a cuck

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Be careful, because even your mom could be the next to get NERDED

>>4181443
James leaning away, thicc milf going in for the Nerd; truly and example.

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>>4181364
>>4181396
>>4181418
>>4181432
>>4181443
DELETE

>>4181434
Yeah, no, James didn't fuck her.

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>>4181504
Yeah I don't think James would fuck with fangirls, or at least not the ones he meets at public events.
James is a real player.

>>4180828
Agreed

>>4181504
>>4181519
Stop Mikefagging

>>4180792
I like him, stop being so negative

>>4181589
Of course you like yourself.

>>4180792
it's weird cause he's mostly stopped with his weird vulgar 5th grader persona but he hasn't really replaced it with anything so now he's just personality-less and boring which is somehow even worse. i almost miss old mike. have no idea why so many people watch those paint drying livestreams he does

i mean james is boring too but at least he seems nice and has a sort of old school common sense you don't see much anymore. mike just seems wholly unpleasant to be around

>>4181364

Everything is on point about that except that mike and james knew each other from college, or before when they were teenagers.

He was probably doing his own things when james started off with his low budget horror movies, then started be more and more a part when avgn's popularity rose. but he still seems like a dickbag and made jelly of james.

>>4181051
I hate that too. half of 'james and mike mondays' is them bitching until they finally find out how to use a move that is probably explained in page 3 of the manual.

>>4180804
cuck ruins all his vintage macbooks by squirting much retrobrite jizzum

>>4180804
Who, Mike or the 8-Bit Guy?

I think Mike's a pretty cool. It's hilarious to see how angry he gets at games while James is usually pretty calm.

>>4181125
110% the Brown Brick Bandito right here. I refuse to believe anyone can defend Mike except for Mike himself. Low life scum. Come out of the closet already. It's obviously the source of all your mental issues

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>>4180828
Based Mike

>watching mike and the other guy talk about ps1
>the other guy does all the talking
>all mike says is "back in my day", "this is how we did it as a kid", "i'm an old school guy"

he's so out of touch

>>4181919
Mike is awesome.

Mike is a little bitch and he fucks that fat autistic faggot Ryan while Vinny watches

>>4181994
Mike is too pure for this world. He would never do such lewd things.

>>4181860
Getting angry at games is like the opposite of being cool though.
But yeah it's kind of funny that James is actually pretty chill IRL and nothing like The Nerd. Mike is more like the nerd, but instead of getting angry because the games are shitty, he gets angry because he loses, or because Bootsy is better than him.

>>4182014
Bootsy is no longer with us because Mike is a whiny, insecure child with a superiority complex. It's really funny seeing his fag army in here attempt to protect their fag king from any criticism. Mike will never recover. Everyone sees him for the tool that he is now

Unsubbed after I saw they posted a video talking about cats. Done with that shit. Pretty much "YouTubers" as a whole.

>>4182020
Got any proof of that being the reason Bootsy left? Or is this pure speculation?

Y'all are just jelly of his massive schlong.

>>4182028
If only that was at least true, Mike.

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Anyone else think Ryan is a pretty cool guy? He gets a lot of hate for being all fat and greasy with shit hair. And while all of that may be true, he seems like he'd be fun to hang out with. On top of that, he's apparently the only guy in the crew who exists outside of the retro nostalgia bubble and actually plays newer games as well as the old stuff.

>>4182108
His voice is kind of annoying so I haven't watched many with him. He seemed pretty knowledgeable on the PS1 video though, maybe I'll get used to his voice.

>>4180828
Mike is literally no better than 95% of youtubers doing the same thing. The only reason he even got e-fame was because of being auxiliary to James.

>>4182028
What a sad life. Mike spends every waking moment scouring the internet to remove embarrassing shit that he's done, and spends sleepless nights shitposting on boards to try and salvage his dog shit reputation. The world will be a better place once that closeted twink goes away for good

Has Mike ever explicitly said he isn't gay? Maybe he's out and just doesn't make a big deal of it.

>>4182108
I fucking hate ryan he's a fat fucking retard
Ryan is actually great but we can't have Miney Crafta getting too upset and canning him

thing is, he doesnt even know alot about gaming. I mean not more than any other guy who plays videogames for 25years. He actually knows very little compared to others with that much experience. Its just like, Zelda this, arcade that. But he doesnt know his shit.

I find it funny how Ryan brings all these facts to the table, with all the specs, what these specs actually mean, in what timeframe the console release fell and how it mattered, how the library holds up etc. Like useful info.
And he is like "yeah, and the button on the console is big, so thats good" "this console actually came in different colors" "there are labels on the side of the gameboxes, which is good"
Its almost laughable, he only knows shit that anyone who is into gaming knows since forever.

Its so frustrating to see someone acting like he knows alot about what he is talking about, making himself important, when actually he doesnt.

So eceleb containments are allowed again? Thank fuck. Hiding thread now.

I dont know if you really can call it tongue-in-cheek when you obviously have a guy that is obsessed with poo and fart jokes, lame play on words and just anything thats nasty, vulgar and obscene.

I mean you have two guys way past 30 who laugh at shit like "imagine being the knight in this game and having to shit bad, you would go behind a bush and [insert fart noises here], man that would be bad, wouldnt it"

>>4182108
I like Ryan. His thoughts on microtransactions the other week was really interesting.

I think if he just lost 50 lbs most of the people complaining about him would change their tune. Look at the old pictures of him, he was pretty hot before he enlarged.

>>4182185
>says the namefag

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>>4182190
>a guy that is obsessed with poo and fart jokes
Reminds me of someone.

>>4181798
b-but finding out stuff was part of the fun back in the day! We want to experience that again.

>>4182108
he definitely has the most mature humor of them all, so at least he has that going for him.

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Does anyone have any dirt on 8bitguy?

>>4182207
>ryan
>humor

>>4182219
His secret shame is that he's a total nerd.

>>4182219
he triggers autists when he modifys his own belongings

I bet he started the "10 inch" rumor himself just so he could have an excuse to show his dick.

>>4182265
kek. wouldnt surprise me.

>>4182265
he showed his dick??

I used to hate Mike but he's grown on me over the years. Bootsy is still better (rip). James is dogshit at games and his and Mike's let's plays are honestly carried by Mike actually able to complete the games they play. James is still way better overall because of AVGN or classic horror movie reviews and shit though.

Ryan is a fat, greasy piece of shit that isn't funny at all and every video he's in is some sponsored shill video. Who the fuck wants to watch him. At least Mike's early days on the channel were entertaining from a cringe perspective (le top 10s and le brown bricks), Ryan is just painful.

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You Know What's Bullshit>AVGN>Board James>James Movie Reviews/Monster Madness>Playlist Junkie>>>>J&MM>>>>>Talk About Games>>>>>>>>>>>>underworld shit>>>>>>>Mike acting over pre-recorded game footage.

>>4181389
He had a creepy social awkwardness and kind of a weird face. Seemed like a 42 year old who liked to hang out with teens when he was in his late 20's.

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>>4182472
Sure thing, Mike.

>>4182265
>>4182265
>>4182265
he showed his dick? cmon do tell

>>4181389
Is Bootsy dead? I liked him.

>>4182495
He just posted someone else's dick, then deleted his post.

>>4182503
yeah I wouldn't believe anything unless he cut his dick off and sent it in for VGA grading

>>4182508
Then everyone would know the truth: that he doesn't even have a big dick.

>>4182497
Bootsy got out at the perfect time. Cinemassacre is dead and he looks like a martyr. The legend of Bootsy Spankins can only grow, and I'm on his side

>>4181443
WHAT was my mom THINKING?!?!?!?!

>miney crafta
>BROWN BRICKS
>mikero dick
>brown brick bandito

what does it feel like to be a meme mike?

>>4182635
Yes, mike was good as the annoying filler characters, but bootsy could actually act and made killer music for the board james sreies. That was peak avgn, shits really gone down hill since then.

>>4182475
Quit calling everyone Mike.

>>4182472
He just seemed chill to me. You run into social awkwardness in the world of gaming, it just... is that way. That being said, he just wasn't the best fit for the channel/website.

>>4182635
How is Cinemassacre dead? Just curious. Regular uploads and videos are regularly breaking 100k views on YouTube. AVGN videos will continue to clear 1 million. Hardly sounds like a "dead" content producer to me. Oh yeah, is the James and Mike effect still going on? I would imagine that it is.

>>4180804
Agreed.

>>4181134
oh fuck yeah

>>4180804
looks like someone you'd see in "to catch a predator"

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>>4182704

>>4181852
Both

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He's like "that kid" from all those that kid stories. He's like the friend you had in elementary school who never grew up and still thinks fart jokes are the pinnacle of humor. Mike has a wife, his own house, and his shit together, and that just confuses me even more. I'm trying my best to be a serious adult, and here comes Motherfucker Mike with his aids jokes who does nothing but writes poop shit aids jokes for a living.

>>4182736
A man could weigh 500 lbs, smell like a toilet, and spend his free time lusting after 12 year olds, but with some amount of (e-)celebrity and money he could handily obtain a decent woman. I'm not saying Mike is any of those things, but once you factor in "he is semi-famous as a person," any surprise regarding having a wife or generally having one's life in order should go out the window. That's just the way women and the world work, like it or not.

What the fuck happened to Bootsy anyway?

>>4182954
he got the boot

Lol, fatfuck guru larry is bitching watchmojo be stealin from him.

Larry Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr Aug 10

I can't fathom how @WatchMojo believe they can outright STEAL research from a channel my size and believe they can get away with it,Shameful


He's MADDDDD.

>>4183013
lol, read it in his voice.

So im not really into Eceleb stuff, but i watch a lot of these channels passively. Can anyone give me a couple of details? Bootsy left AVGN? Was it amicable? Who IS Guru Larry. I guess he used to do a British show, was it any good? or is he just got an over inflated ego? Do we hate totalbiscut, or do we just ignore him since he isnt /vr/?

Anyone wanna just blurt out at me some /vr/ opinions on what ecelebs are worth watching and which ones are trash? I am aware of metaljesusrocks, game historian, AVGN, Larry Bundy, Didyouknow gaming. Who should I watch? Have I missed some gems? The only one I couldsay I actually watch a lot of is Didyouknow and gaming historian, the rest are kinda just there.

>>4182635
I've only very recently started watching these things, and haven't been going chronologically so I'd no idea when things were upped. I'm pretty bummed out that there won't be new Bootsys.

>>4183198
SNES Drunk and Retro Gaming Mechanics Explained are pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjf8ZP6rs8

I'll be honest, a lot of this shit is way over my head.

>>4183179
>what ecelebs are worth watching and which ones are trash?

all of them.

all of them are trash.

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>>4181125
Awkwardness by its nature means you're uncomfortable. I guess I'd like to see you more comfortable in front of the camera Mike. It feels like you're holding back commentary because you don't have the confidence.

But it's been a while since I've checked your stuff out so maybe you've grown out of it.

Gas the mikes, game war now

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>>4183219
>Alone

>>4182736
He actually IS "that kid".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xzEvB_vUM
Go to 15:30 and listen to his story about Super Mario Bros. 3

>>4180825
Racist Pig's ending was genuinely funny

>>4183276
>implying Nintendo of Japan manufactures the American carts
>implying a stewardess would have time to somehow leave her post long enough to buy SMB3 on a nonexistent international flight to Japan from the fucking East Coast
>implying some asshole kid wouldn't have fucking snatched that shit from him
>implying a teacher wouldn't have snatched it from him just for causing a ruckus

Come on, Mike. At least say that you had an uncle who worked at Toys'R'Us or something that smuggle out a copy of it for you from the back before the holiday season or something.

>>4182014
Pretty sure james based the nerd on mike, outside the clothes, its the same shit joke spouting nerd raging idiot.

>>4180992

This

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>Censors comments that say anything against his likes. Makes alternate YouTube accounts to shit on commentators.
Soooooooooo he fights fire with fire?

>He is so unlikable for some reason.
Nothing to say here, that's just plain funny.

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>Motherfucker Mike

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>>4180804
I do watch his videos from time to time. I appreciate his solid knowledge about electronic circuts and so on.

But his "restoration" videos are really getting hard to watch.

Some of the items really got butchered! Sometimes the watching through the process is outright gore.

>>4182219
The combo of shorts, white sneakers and concealed weapons is already bad enough anon

>>4180804
I saw him at a convention, but I completely forgot his online name and honestly hadn't (haven't) seen enough of his content to say anything meaningful. I kinda remember some video about guns and another about cat housing/scratching devices, as well as people on here getting triggered over a label replacement video. Didn't he do some video explaining 8bit in general awhile back?

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>>4180804

Something odd about Mike. Plays retro games way too often, strange minor infatuation for James, talks about stupid shit in general.

>>4183381
Holy shit yeah

>>4182128
He had a qt beard gf that he shoehorned into every video of his for a couple of weeks but it didn't fool anyone

Mike

>e-celebs
go back to /v/

>>4182658
He wasn't the best fit because he was 10x better at vidya than you, James and the rest of your cuck friends.

>>4184729
Haha, whatever, dude. Come back and tell Mike and James how to run a YouTubr channel and a website when you have a channel with at least 1 mil subs.

>>4181508
that brown girl wants the nerd's D bad!

>>4184741
Jeeze Mike, you're really sensitive, lol.

>>4184748
I'm not Mike.

>>4184746
Kinda looks that way, but probably just a capture of an awkward millisecond as opposed to prolonged flirtatious behavior.

>>4182649
Kek. She wants the nerd dick.

He's really not that unlikeable or talking that much shit. He's just a normal e-celeb being turned into an exaggerated character for the sad lives of people frequenting /vr/.

>>4180792
I get an eerie feeling from Mike, not in an "oh he looks creepy" kind of way. More of a he's a total sociopath kind of way. Like the way he cusses and his bizarre childlike views of sexuality just seem off.

>>4183179
Superbunnyhop is not strictly retro but his videos are worth watching. Zaric zhakaron plays arena and daggerfall and is just all the elder scrolls fin you could get, but he usually just twitch streams now. Yuriofwind has some good obscure gaming thats retro and doesnt suck.bithead1000 is fucking great, mostly stories and pickups but hes a guy you wouldnt expect to have such a passion for video games i reccomend watching his journey from the begining. Cadicarus has some ok content but def isnt fir everybody. OldschoolNYCgamer is actually really good, but he doesnt post much. Squakenet is good to preveiw games. Ashens of course has some great old obscure console reveiws, if youre into that thing. Jimplaysgames can be very cool and he has great frontier elite introduction videos for those that have never played. techmoan has some interesting stuff. Dos nostalgia has some good reveiws, but can be boring too. Goemon047 is the creator of the videogame years. Pixilated zen is a dead channel that had alot of potential. Xyphoe has interesting stuff. Leftover culture reveiws are cringy, but i like them for some reason. Steve benway, n64 glenn plant are cool and finally this does not compute has some cool stuff. His gbc stuff is really interesting. I could list more, but theres alot here if you wanna sift through them

>>4182658
>he just wasn't the best fit

care to elaborate?

>>4184805
You think he beats up hobos at night, or fucks altar boys at the CYO?

Mike

>>4184814
yuriofwind is a little faggot who wont stop talking about zelda or pokemon creepy pasta.

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>Retarded and immature sense of humor, even for AVGN standards
>Dishes out, but can't take the banter
>(used to) delete all mirrors of his godawful miney Kafka video, and still routinelly takes down the "Elmo in Grouchlang" mirrors
>Apparently threatened to sue GG and OneyPlays for making fun of him
>(likely) started the 10 inch dick rumor, and posted a picture of his genitals on Reddit for all of the Cinemassacre fans, some of which are underaged, to see. Even if it wasn't his actual dick, he still tried to pass it off as his, so it's a moot point
>Thinks Loco Bandito can't be published because "no one has the balls", and not because it's a no-punchline comic which relies solely on shock value
>That whiny, high pitched wail he calls a voice

Giving Mike too much freedom in the channel was a mistake

>>4184967
Yeah pretty much. I mean something is off with Mike, something in his childhood or some mental illness. I mean I have Autism, some people think I'm a bit off. But I mean well. Mike just seems... conniving.

>>4185702
It tells a lot that even a person with autism is able to notice it.

>>4185710
you don't have to be normal to notice that mike is almost like an irl cartoon character

Mike has literally made himself undefendable.
I used to stand up for him as an alright guy with a cruddy sense of humor but the whole leak with him talking about how great he is with alt accounts and posting pics of his own cock using perspective tricks while drunk off his ass just makes him an undeniably disgusting person.
There's a lot more to it all so I recommend looking it up yourself.

Mike

>>4185775

to be honest I don't care about any of that.

What made me not like him was what he did to bootsy, who was the only person I actually gave a shit about on cinemassacre. Don't even watch the channel anymore.

>>4185775
what leak?

>>4181860
Mike the real life AVGN inspiration?

>>4185880
Stop saying this, he'll take it as a compliment and start boasting about how he was the inspiration for the character and will try to take all the credit.

>>4185775
what? source? never heard of that

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how retarded are people to take that fold in his pants for a cock?

I always wondered why they never had anyone besides white guys on cinemassacre. Now that loco bandito has surfaced I know it's because Mike's a fucking racist. Mystery solved.

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MEIN CROP

>>4186123
Its just a shitty joke/meme dude

Oh god they have a top 10 Nintendo achievements video.
I'm only 2 in and getting fuckin pissed.
10) First great wireless controller (wavebird)
9) Cart add on chips.

I can't do this, ryan is such a fat fuckin loser.

>>4184814
>ashens

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>>4186132
yeah, that caucasian cockfest always rubbed me the wrong way

>>4181443
kek

>>4181508
Me on the left

>>4181508
When did James have a ponytail?

>>4182736
>>4182902
Yeah, as long as you have money and is somewhat famous, you get pussy, that's how it works, bitches don't care about your maturity int he slightest

You guys all realize Matei is a fucking Pole right?
You can't expect decency from Slavs, they're just niggers turned inside out.

>>4186329
but matei is a romanian name

>>4181023
The way they just fucking sputtered against Ridley in Super Metroid really activated my almonds

>>4186347
Slavs are slavs.

>>4184754
>Kinda looks that way, but probably just a capture of an awkward millisecond as opposed to prolonged flirtatious behavior.
Sure thing, Mike.

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>>4186132
>>4186157
You guys realize you found the answer to the Mike problem right there.

All you need to do is link James' SJW wife to Mike's El Loco Bandito comics.

>>4181429
>What is it with people obsessed with James getting fangirl pussy? Some sort of cuck fantasy or something, I guess?
Nerds need hope mate.