>trying to beat this stage for a week >everyday I wake

>>4141496
are you playing the remaster? i had trouble with that stage for a good while as well

>>4141496

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QP0IBS8Cp8
>get pissed of
>make angry song about it

>>4141503
I'm emulating it which seemed to be ok until this stage which just completely fucks me up

all the stages before it I can do straight in a row as like a warm up then just get fucking shut down by this jewish chicken

>>4141523
i encountered the same problem with the ps4 version, must just be the game

Just crack crack crack the eggs into the bowl
Then go get a PS1 or PS2
and burn a copy of the game
I'm doin' this for years but don't ask me why

>>4141496

The game goes through a massive difficulty spike in that stage and the next. After that it's easy again. You just have to power through them.

I was in the same boat, OP. I only managed to eventually beat that stage by closing my eyes when it was time to hit buttons. Somehow, it helped me know more precisely when to hit them.

Failing that, I guess you can mash buttons. I mean, freestyle.

>>4141496
Just button mash. I once cleared Um Jammer Lammy in an hour while drunk because these games are programed like shit.

I've seen hearsay (Giant Bomb's Jeff Gerstmann) that the timing window for Parappa is janky. He says the buttons don't line up with when you're supposed to hit them.

The timing on Parappa is really bad and neither the remaster or the previous PSP version really fix it. :/

>>4142678
Maybe you're just really bad.

>>4141496
Parappa doesn't have any kind of note normalization when you fuck up therefore when you fuck up you have to keep it on beat manually.

Protip: memorize the controls and don't ever look at the note bar.

>>4141561
M-M-M-I-X the crack crack crack crack.

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>Cheep Cheep's stage was the one I had the most problems so I hated her a little bit
>later was somehow the first song I finished on Cool
>"That's my boy! That's my big boy!"

The timing in Parappa is fine, the game really likes to punish you if you don't freestyle to the beat though.
As >>4145368 and >>4142660 says, don't look at the note bar for timing, the little parappa head is always off beat. Ignore it and try to keep the rhythm yourself or you won't get anywhere.

>>4141496
DOJO CASINO
IT'S ALL IN THE MIND

Lammy > 1 > 2

>>4146224
>a few

>>4146353
>Parappa
>Prince Fleaswallow
>Mooselini
>King Kong Mushi
I think that's it.

>>4146362
>he doesn't know

>>4142660
>>4145803

The key to the timing is to aim to hit the button as soon as the heads jump towards the screen, not the moment they're passing.

The key to the problem is emulation though, it only really works as intended with a CRT and hardware. I know that's a meme but there's no getting around it with old rhythm games.The remastered version is a port of the PSP version which made no attempt to adapt the timing, it feels off because it is.

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>>4146187

Lammy > 2 > 1

2 needs more love.

DO YOU KNOW WHY WE STOPPED THE CAR AGAIN?

>>4141503
>>4141537
Is the remaster worth it?

>>4141496
It's not actually on beat and the remaster didn't fix that. You can actually do better just mashing

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>>4148595

>It's not actually on beat and the remaster didn't fix that.

Don't blame the game because you can't keep to a beat, numbnuts. Parappa is on-beat on a PS1 hooked up to a CRT because that's how the game was fucking designed. It's not on-beat on a PS3. It's not on-beat on a PSP. It's not on-beat on the PS4 remaster which is the PSP remaster upscaled.

>>4148695
If that's whats gonna make you feel better.

>>4148329
no, just don't even think about touching it.