>put cartridge in >turn console on >doesn't work

>blowing up doesn't actually do anything, the most important thing is to re-insert the cart again because the problem is that the pins didn't match perfectly with the cart, it has nothing to do with dust or dirty
>pull cart out then back on the slot without blowing
>doesn't work
>repeat several times
>still doesn't work
>fuck it, I blow it just in case
>put it back in
>it works now

I don't know what it is, it's not scientifically proved, but blowing somehow works.

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>mfw blowing

Tfw i can hear the classic FFSHHWHWH sound of blowing into an n64 cart clear as day in my head
Taking this shit to my fucking grave

I find with all of the old SNES cartridges that are thicker (Castlevania 4, Super Mario World, etc.) you have to do this half the time.
Don't think I've ever had to blow in the thinner cartridges.

>>4115640
You can just pop the cartridge out and pop it back in getting the same results. blowing is a meme that damages the connectors over time. It's the connectors not making contact with the cartridge slot. You just need to reseat the cart.

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>put cartridge in
>it works

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>put cartridge in
>turn console on
>it works

>no updates
>no bootscreen
>no epilepsy warnings
>no online store
>no online
>no DLC
>no ads

>it just works

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>tfw you never have to load games from cassettes ever again

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>>4115640
>put game in CD based console
>doesn't work
>take it out, clean it, make sure the laser is working, whole nine yards
>doesn't work
>fuck it, blow on it
>it works

>>4115643
>I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about period!
Why is it the dumbest posts on this board are always made between 3AM and 8AM PST?

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>>4115789
>load games from cassettes
>load

Loading wasn't a thing in gaming until cd you underaged retard

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>>4115845
Are you retarded?

>wraps credit card in iso pad and inserts into cart slot.
>dips q tip into iso and brush cart pins
>never have this problem again

>>4115857
Retardo BTFO

>>4115845
If you're serious, your brain is in need of more oxygen.

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>>4115845
what did you just say?

>>4115770
>This will never happen ever again

I mean, I'm not some tryhard who hates modern games, but goddamn do I miss this, and I feel like companies having the ability to patch games after release has made them lazy.

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>>4115845
>Underaged retard
>Doesn't know that games came on cassettes

>>4115939
What's even worse now is when companies have the ability to patch games, but release them in a broken state and never patch them. It's like the worst of both worlds.

>put game in console
>doesn't work
>take it out and out it back in
>still doesn't work
>blow on the game
>still doesn't work
>blow again
>still not working
>stick my dick inside the console
>everything works fine

>never blew in carts as a kid
>still have same systems from being a kid
>still never have to blow in carts
You're doing more harm than good.

>>4116081
>Always blew in carts as a kid
>Kept blowing in carts through my teen years
>Still blow in carts now
>Works literally every single time
Sure.

>>4115845
>calls someone else an underage retard
>can't differentiate loading a game and a game loading
Wow look at that you fucking toddler

>>4115939
It usually does in handheld games.

>>4115827
Australian hours.

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>>4115770
>no updates

You think this is a good thing?

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>>4116340

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>90s
>copy some game from a friend on multiple floppies
>go home
>play the new game for couple of hours
>enter new area
>"please insert disk #4
>mfw there is no disk #4
>mfw can't return back to the early screen because the disk notification message has locked the system
>mfw I didn't save

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>>4115770
>game breaking glitch
>can't proceed in the game, think it's just a hard part
>drop the game
>don't even know it's a glitch until 20 years later when you check it from online

>>4116427
That's what you get for copying that floppy

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>yfw people all around the world share the experience of kneeling, and then "blowing" something disgusting so that they can "enjoy Mario"

>>4116437
I don't think it's disgusting, in fact I really enjoy blowing it

>>4116209
Try playing SSB4 on the 3DS, there's an update every damn time I start it up.
Which really sucks when you're on a flight with friends and your versions don't match up, so you can't play.

>>4116765
key word is usually

>>4116779
Fair enough.

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>Buying online retro equipment
>Able to guess coupon codes from website name or something generic
>10% off

>>4115845
>Irony: The Post

>>4116340

Developers (or publishers) use it as an excuse to put out rushed games with "we can just patch it later" as an excuse.

>buy old used game
>pins are green from some retard blowing his spit all over it

Every time.

>>4117912
Maybe you just need to move somewhere where people aren't so spitty

What type of solution is best to wipe cartridge slots with?

>>4117989
Just get 91% iso alcohol.

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>>4115845