How come no one ever bothered to make an english patch for

Who cares about story in a puzzle game

Who cares about story in a video game

Who can't read Japanese?

I don't remember the game even having text

>>4028496
The start screen is in romaji. This confuses the child.

>>4029235
You don't know what romaji is.

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It's because of "the way the game was programmed makes it difficult to pick apart and time consuming".
http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/games/nokirra/
But still, it's already translated. We just need patience to put the translation on the game itself.
http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/games/nokirra/translation/

I want to fuck that witch.

>>4029238
I knew what romaji is before you were born sport

>>4029498
And yet you're still wrong.

>>4029540
And yet you're still summer

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>>4029498
>>4029821
>>4029235
kana is japanese letters
romaji is english letters spelling out japanese words

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>>4029821
>this is romaji
>u

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>>4029826
>>4029827
kidplaining in 3...2..1

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>>4029245
>As the star steadily flies over Popstar in the night sky...
>...down below, Dedede watches, and gets an idea for a prank.
>King Dedede attacks Mr.Star with his cannon!
>Perfect hit!
>Mr.Star no longer glistens, as his health drops.
>He cries as his broken pieces scatter across the island below.

what the fuck, dedede

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>>4029981
THAT'S NO ROMAJI EITHER
REEEEEE

>>4030004
>Attempted murder

It's just a prank bro

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>>4029462
Don't fuck the onion witch.

I just don't see the profit to be had in this.

>>4030005
frogsplaining?

>>4030056
Well this was an eye opening moment, I just realized I had sexual feeling for a cartoon onion. My life sure is going nowhere fast.

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>>4030179
Just remember, it could always be worse.

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>>4030004
He also tried to steal all the food of Dream Land, making his inhabitants starve to death.

Oh, but he did nothing wrong, haha.