How was she always getting kidnapped when she's clearly

Koopa magic held her powers back

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>>4003818

She prefered that drago dick more than small italian cheese cock m8

>>4003827
It's true. Bad Dragons are the shit.

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>>4003827

delet this

>>4003818
Incorrect, it is Luigi who is the most powerful character in these games.
People underestimate him because, like any highly intelligent bad motherfucker, he avoids hassle.

>>4003876

Can he fly?

>>4003887
On an egg across the ocean, yes

>>4003818
>the strongest Super Mario Bros 2 character
But she literally isn't. It's Toad.
Plus Luigi jumps higher.

>>4003902

Strong as in powerful, not strong as in able to lift up blocks quickly like a stupid toad slave.

Luigi has those ridiculous legs though...

>>4003908

Jumping is just a poor man's flying.

>>4003818
>>4003818

>How was she always getting kidnapped when she's clearly the strongest Super Mario Bros 2 character?

Because she either gets snuck up on, ganged up on, or the thing that kidnaps her is a something that can't be hurt like a giant mechanical arm coming out of a doom ship or Bowser himself.

At least that's the way things are explained in the newer games.

I preferred not knowing how she got kidnapped and thinking she surrendered to keep her people safe rather than just not being aware of her surroundings.

>>4003905
>>4003910
op if you want to be a lolsorandumb faggot just say so

>>4004061
Seek help. Your level of cuckoldry is way above the danger level.

>>4003818
DID YOU KNOW?

Toad is the strongest SMB2 character.

Super Mario Bros. 2 was a dream.
Mario made up an imaginary strong version of peach in his subconscious because he sees her inner strength.
Nothing that happened in Mario 2 is canon.

>>4004324
SMB2 isn't a real Mario game anyway.

You probably never heard this, but SMB2 is really another Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic! that was reskinned with Mario characters.

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>>4004324
SMB2 is not a dream, it's a dream within a dream.
The opening states that Mario was dreaming about opening a door and falling on a strange land, then he woke up, and he found the door that led him to Subcon.

>>4004346
Do you have a source for that or are you just pulling it out of your ass?

>>4004378
>Do you have a source for that
the ending literally proves he's not lying

>>4004380
No I mean the Doki Doki Panic! garbage.

>>4004324
Ok but there's still like two RPGs, Peach's own platformer, Super Smash Bros, and Super Mario 3D world.

>>4004351
I prefer to think of it that the events in the game really did happen, but the part we play in the game is the dream that Mario had before setting out on the real thing.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Did you know that it's not really Mario?

>>4003818
SMB2 was a dream, bro, she can't really fly. In the real world (Super Princess Peach) she has to use an umbrella to do a weak float. She's honestly pretty helpless.

>>4003818

>Peach strongest
>Not Toad

This fucking thread here. Toad has the highest speed and strenght. Both DEX and STR.

>muh flying
>muh slippery high jumping
>muh muh mia

These are just ez modo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y0T5T2iLRU

this.

>>4004483

I used to read Nintendo power magazine

>>4003818
She is a woman

>>4003818
It's a mario's dream all along

>>4004378
>>4004387
He doesn't need a source because everybody knows it. It's the most known gaming trivia factoid in the world.

The original SMB2 was a japanese exclusive because they knew that American players were noobs until it was rebranded SMB: The Lost Levels and released on the Super Nintendo SM All-Stars cart.

>>4003818
seeing up her dress gives the baddies more incentive to kidnap her

>>4006196
Wait so you're saying that japan thought that america was to bad at video games to play the original Super Mario Bros 2 so they reskinned a game named Doki Doki Panic! and labeled it as Super Mario Bros 2 to sell to the kids in america because they thought the american players wouldn't be able to complete the original Super Mario Bros 2?

She's not the strongest, she's the weakest. Floating is for fucking scrubs. I mean SMB2 doesn't even have any hard platforming. It's not even hard to control

>>4006213
That's exactly what happened, yes.

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this manga version of peach has always been my fav

>>4006220
Pretty much.
>Always Pick Luigi
>Run faster
>Jump higher
>Make money
>Fuck bitches

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>>4006225
>there will never be an ongoing Mario comic by Charlie Nozawa and Kentaro Takekuma

>Meanwhile that piece of shit Mario-Kun is still coming out with new comics

Fuck this shit.

>>4004324
This, OP doesn't even know his basic Mario lore

>>4006126
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this

>>4005393
>>4005395
Is this the ending to Super Mario Odyssey?

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>implying Peach doesn't love Bowser's tremendous turtle dick

>>4006343
>Charlie Nozawa
Why has this artist not done more work? I absolutely love his style.

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>>4004324

>Super Mario Bros. 2 was a dream.

All the Mario games are just different salvia trips Mario's taking.

>>4006443
>salvia trip
>not shroom trip

>>4006451

Mushrooms don't make you realize what you thought was reality is actually an elaborate stage play, that's all salvia.

>>4006443
See also Mario 64, where they were filming a movie together.

>>4003818
it's all a dream

>>4003818
Super Mario Bros. 2 is literally a dream m8