What are the non-eroge retro game moments that turned you into MEN, /vr/?
the quasi panty shot from streets of rage 2?
>>3941009
MEN?
U SAY?
Beating the Adventures of Bayou Billy. That turned me into a man.
pussies, both you and these two
Extra innings cheerleader cutscene gave me extra inches ;D
>>3941009
Not kidding. I was 10 and i started masturbating with her. It was the idea of the big boobs and being around my age i think.
>>3941087
>masturbating with her
>>3941092
>>3941092
You clearly didn't discover RE2 doujins as a child anon. You read correctly, i just follwed by example.
I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed but i finally understood what i wanted to do with the girls in my class involving my lil peen. Anyone else get poor, creepy sexual education via video games??
>>3941105
>I was so young i couldn't even ejaculate when i orgasamed...
Same. It took another month before I could properly produce.
Started with just clear fluid, after the first few.
>>3941114
Probably kickstarted something. Took me a full year after, my lucky charm though, so curious was a friend after i told her about this new goo and the sprouting hair that i got my first hand job after she asked to see.
>>3941119
>new goo
fuckin' lol
>>3941009
Quite few. But the biggest was of course Tomb Raider
>>3941127
I remember being embarresed about the stuff even though it was just me that saw it, i used to just politley catch it in my own hand but i couldn't stop it free flying on the occasion i got the handjob and made a mess of everyone before i could stop it. Kek.
>not having your first orgasm while playing super Mario world
>>3941009
>>3941009
That was just too much, wasn't it?
Fighters were always full of those.
But if I have to pick the earliest one, it would have to be this.
>>3941130
Tomb raider and parasite eve were mine
>>3941270
Streets of rage might have had an american cast but Streets of Rage is Japanese as fuck, and Blaze is a typical mid 1980's-1990's japanese woman design. As is Tifa Lockhart, as is Jun Lazama in Tekken 2. God bless this time period for Japanese women it was fucking god tier.
>>3941232
I note you don't say what enduced said orgasam
>>3941336
its pretty obvious dude
>>3941009
Does Metal & Lace count as eroge? Also my older sister's boyfriend had a Strip Poker game for Atari (wanna say 7800?)
And, of course, Chun Li's lightning kick (she didn't have Kikouken yet when I first played her). And Cammy White. And, Mai Shiranui.
And let's not forget the MK1 nudality that everyone's seen but no one knows how to do.
>>3941336
>>3941338
Wendy?
>>3941338
I don't mean the content i meant the action
>>3941324
yes
>>3941362
christ you're dense
>>3941362
Do u know what nemesis means?
>>3941532
The third Resident Evil game?
>>3941532
but anon, that movie isn't retro
>>3941134
It always bugged me that my friend always came into a tissue. Seeing it roll down your dick makes you feel so virile. I always tried to get him to just cum freely and clean up later, but he didn't want to deal with missing a spot wiping up.
>>3941560
Dude, I regularly have to deal with my spooge flying across the room, I know that feel.
something something polygons...
>Multiple Gainax bounces in the opening video
>the moaning sounds during battle
>the one costume of the main villain that makes it look like she's only wearing pasties and a loincloth
>the voice over for one of the story modes highly eluding that the two characters had just finished fucking
To this day, i'm still mystified that I first played with my minister's son over at their house.
>>3941232The manual was enough for me.
>>3941567
It's not like he was firing barrels of it out.
It's just kind of an anti-climax when you jerking off with a friend and when the big moment happens and they just cover their cock with a tissue.
hnnnnng
>>3941009
I find it hard to believe that Chun-Li's hips are only 35".
>>3941580
Not who you're replying to, but why are you wanting to jerk off with a friend in the first place? As a straight it seems like that'd be a turn off, And if you're gay why not just jerk each other off? Also gripping the tip is a better method.
>>3941587
Not gay, but bi.
When you're horny as fuck as a teenager in the middle of nowhere, having anyone around who'll get off with you is appreciated; it goes beyond orientation. It was just more of the principle of the thing. It's like getting to feel up a girl, but she won't like you touch her nipple, even though she's letting you grope her skin to skin.
>>3941572
>BIG
>ANIME
>TITTIES
I'm surprised anyone remembers this game.
>>3941045
Fuck off mariconchis!
shit, I was a lusty young lad even before I got my PS1, but seeing 3d tits was fucking crazy
jill valentine, regina, rebecca chambers, lara croft, tifa, aeris,even sherry,fuckin' blew my mind how crazy all these POLYGONAL TITTIES were and how they were fucking EVERYWHERE
and now that I've unlocked my true powers there aren't many women in old vidya I wouldn't fuck
somethin' bout those 2D faces and polygonal asses really chambers my cartridge
>>3941119
man all I had to talk to about my newfound splooge powers was my jackass weeb friend
I wish I had cute girls to talk to about jerkin it and have them slobber my clobber as a kid
i had no chance honestly
>>3942135
SF also helped of course.
>>3942137
Mika plays like shit though, subpar grappler only good for t&a.
>>3941009
Literally my first vidya fap. Only topped by DoA on the Dreamcast.
>>3942135
They sure made her ass look huge and wobbly... Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
Battletoads and Double Dragon was too hard for me, even playing with a friend who was great at games. I eventually got fed up and found Game Genie codes.
I wanted to hate fuck this cunt so hard when I beat the game and she insulted me for using cheats.
>>3942140
good thing ths is a T&A thread
>>3942171
Brehs
>>3941324
what game is this from? that isn't her KOF sprite
>>3942269
Capcom vs snk
>>3941538
It's an orrible cunt.
>>3941564
That walking animation of hers during that game.
Fio/female character during mission complete. She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up.
I cant find a gif of it so I'm posting this one instead. I probably would have seen (and loved) this one if I stood still for one second during metal slug.
>>3941009
Do you think you could see her butthole if you were standing behind her? I wonder if she farts when she's fighting sometimes. You know it's hard to control that sort of thing when doing strenuous activities.
>>3941349
>have one of those pirate disk that were just a bunch of random games
>one of them was metal and lace 2
>had no idea it was a porn game
>mfw after winning the first fight
Street fighter 2 arcade version zangief is best zangief
>>3941009
anybody else play this back in the day?
The one on the left started it all, and also triggered my muscle girl fetish. Lara Croft and "Ivy" Valentine eventually followed.
>>3942470
aw mane you know it
In retrospect I must have looked like the creepiest weirdo in middle school carrying around the Lunar hint guide all the time.
>>3942534
Same. Sorry mom n dad.
Fighters Megamix for the Saturn had a portrait mode where you could unlock all sorts of artwork. Used to jack of to Honey and Sarah's tits.
Turned me into a hunter of artbooks and Japanese magazines just to get a bigger image to gawk at.
>>3941323
>>3941270
SOR1!Blaze was the best Blaze.
I always wanted to be Billy Lee on the cover of Double Dragon II.Or was that Jimmy? Whoever the hell is holding Marian like that. They never could keep their hair colors straight.
>>3942795
Do you still have said Lunar hintbook?
>>3942571
Get in or out but close the dang door yer lettin' the stank OOOOUT!
>>3942513
Jesus Christ.
>>3941716
Found the self-conscious 14-year-old.
I know I'm not the only one.
>>3942513
braaap
I think Chun Li was the first tiddies I ever saw as a kid
>>3942541
But that's snes9x
>>3942497
>She would jump up and down and her shirt would ride up
I think that was Eri.
Childhood, like 9 or 10
Darkstalkers 3
Choose Felicia
Hold ↓
Penis got strong.
>>3943315
>posts death animation
what the hell is wrong with you
>>3943229
But that's just a muscular man with a huge neck facing sideways.
>>3943339
Choose BB Hood/Bulleta
Hold ↓
AH! O-HANA!
>>3941323
Genuinely curious as to what was nice about it. I love jap females.
>>3943403
>has had three consecutive posts removed
>all were phoneposting garbage lingo
And somehow I'm the sperglord? Get a life.
>>3943520
>he thinks keeping count will make him not look like the sperglorg shitposter from /v/
It takes two to tango kid, and you're shit at it.
>>3943181
No. It got lost when mom didn't pay for storage.
>be a teen
>walk into arcade
>see KOF98 for the first time
>see this move
Not the first time I've been mesmerized by hot women in games (that would be Chun-li), but the biggest HNNNNNGG of my life to this day.
>>3943648
dude you're so fucking gay holy shit
>>3943662
>>3941087
https://exhentai.org/g/32324/f8de9801a5/
DOA2 cd insert or really anything that happened in that game. I had my first sexual thoughts when I was 10 because of this game combined with later a limewire video about how to masturbate (that was supposed to be a 400mb rip of The Matrix, lol.)
Then when I was 11 I actually had sex but that story is not for this type of board. To be a kid was something else.
>>3943859
lol my first fap was to this Lei Fang render. Then I started checking out Chinese chicks.
>>3943859
Hitomi and her moves on the Dreamcast were my first vidya fap. That move where she jumps up and lands on your face with your crotch to slam you to the ground....exquisite.
>mfw
>>3944465
>kasumi, i just got my big titty nip whores confused
>>3943186
really? 'cause it's actually 14 year olds that find masturbation discussion highly fascinating. maybe when you finally get your pecker wet you'll get over it.
>>3943890
Lei Fang best girl. Needs more love. Shame Japan has shit taste
>>3943457
kek
>>3944496
>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality
Are you American by any chance?
>character is a literal hooker
>sex moans when she gets hit
>transformation leaves her with even less clothing
>>3944720
I'm not uncomfortable lol. I'm just not 12 anymore you hopeless manchild virgin.
>>3943229
> Chun-Li's only actual fight in the movie
> Borderline rapey setup in which she gets the shit kicked out of her while in her nightie, preceded by a full frontal nudity shower scene
A bit too exploitative and creepy. I'll take Mai Shiranui's shower scene any day; it didn't try to disguise the obvious boob quota as some sort of classy hitchcockian suspense
>>3944748
To be fair she did totally win that fight. Dropped a fucking sofa on the nigga
>>3944783
Im gonna be honest, I could never understand how people could find Bulma REMOTELY attractive.
Blaze and the twin Blazes in the SoR1.
>>3944787
Back in the 90s? That first bath scene with Yamcha lurking... fucking hell. It was uncensored, so you could see the boobs, as at a later scene in the bed you could see her nipples.
Anyways, it was the wrong thread in the wrong board, my bad.
>>3944748
>exploitative
oh great another problematic shitposter.
Street Fighter II was a brutal game with blood and vomit. Chun Li can take care of herself and kicked the shit out of Vega. You know Obari crotch shots and girls look why more down syndromy.
>>3944802
I mean I get there are tits but I just never felt like it was a very good design overall. Too much forehead and eyes the size of her face on top of a haircut that basically screams special needs child
>>3944804
>exploitative
I don't think that makes anyone a tumblerite complaining because it was. Exploitation films are a full genre unto themselves. His whole point is that Obari didn't pretend he was throwing tits up for the sake of tits. He did in SF, he did it in toshinden and he did it in Gowcaizer.
No one's whining there are tits but if you're gonna throw tits on the screen don't pretend it's for some other purpose.
>>3944816
err. FF I meant to say. But yeah, SNK never ever pretended that Mai wasn't a fan service character
>>3944816
>>3944818
whatever cuck I dont need to have yet another political problematic discussion with you about fucking video game anime tiddies jesus christ.
>>3944921
So don't turn it into one you pussy
>>3942579
this
I never understood why her legs are so damn dark compared to the rest of her skin color. That still confuses me. They did some amazing pixel art but overdid the shading which makes it look as if there was something wrong with her skin.
>videogames
>adult/man hobby
>>3945331
is this bait? you dont know women wear stockings?
>>3944593
Humba Wumba from Banjo Tooie
The Mermaid from DK64
>>3941009
There are no men here
>>3941009
Man, i love that animation, so much better than the recent 3D rubbish
>>3945331
Obvious bait, but the small amount of doubt is a mountain of disbelief
>>3944738
Dude, you even typed out the nervous laugh afterward. Yeah; you're uncomfortable as fuck.
>>3945585
whats wrong with your face?
>>3945621
Wow. Y'know, I never noticed but these kind of people really do enjoy guising their crap with nervous laughter.
>>3945582
Ive honestly seen people say stupider shit on this board
>>3943423
Not even the most brutal death in the series. I can't find a gif of it anywhere but it's by pic related
I really need to learn how to make 'em myself.
>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
>>3941009
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
Jesus fuck we where just asking for sexy retro pics not your weird ass life story
>>3945779
Those lightning pants do leave very little to the imagination
>>3945751
lol ah man, good story, and I'm sorry dude.
>>3945838
he's right, you know. Shouldn't have said anything. Shoulda left it alone.
I was eleven and not ready for this.
>>3945872
rad
>>3945838
manchildren are children too you insensitive FUCK
>>3945340
>>3945331
its called panty hose you /v/irgins
>>3945887
wow wow. you dont expect me to read all that, do you?
>>3945887
This is exactly what a stunted man child thinks people who frequently have sex talk like.
>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
>>3945772
I need a screencap of this for my /v/ stories folder.
>>3945719
>>3945727
>>3945740
>>3945751
MY DICK
>>3945818
fuck you I can't ever unsee that now
This made me realize I had a femdom fetish
In FFVII if you run away, Tifa's boobs bounce. For maximum fapping you can get into a boss fight since you can run all day and ever escape, also helps if Tifa is in the second position and back row.
Yuko from the Valis series was my first sexual experience.
>>3946159
It's time to stop posting.
>>3944727
>character is a literal hooker
She's a modeland she's looking good
>>3945779
I want to push Max over a pool table and fuck him till my dick breaks off
>When you know you're about to enter a life filled with disappointment from your parents
>>3942578
I played Cover Girl Strip Poker on Amiga.
I got it from my uncle when I borrowed his Amiga games to copy. I labelled the floppy disk 'cards'.
>>3945941
Make it yourself, reddit leech.
>>3941350
Please do not do that
>>3944780
And kicked him out of a 10th story window.
Has it really been 20 years?! Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3IeHrwoXM
>>3944780
That was one of the best parts of the movie. Not just because of what Chun Li wasn't wearing, but seeing the Lightning Kick from both Vega's perspective and Chun Li's. But most of all because of the couch. The defeated way she fell across the couch, looking momentarily helpless while Vega taunts her, then just standing up with the couch her hands and smacking a bitch with it.
>>3946798
actually she kicked him through a wall
>>3946910
it was the best part and fight of the movie, easily
>>3945941
what was this?
>>3947229
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>EEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3947241
mortal kombat wincest story
>>3947241
average 4chan pedo fantasy
losers
>>3947229
DUDE, Webms have a black seek bar now.
>>3947229
nice
>>3947273
>>3947273
it's weird how feet are one of the tamest fetishes out there all things considered but feet fags still manage to be more annoying than anyone
>>3947260
>being this newfag
>>3946090
That scene WAS creepy, you dummy. It was intended to be.
>>3947608
'09 tier newfriend desu. Bet you're one of the same retards that was thrilled by that fapping discussion lol.
>>3948187
>'09 tier newfriend
I knew it. Explains a lot.
>>3942795
Wait, what was this art from? A Lunar strategy guide?
>>3948357
He says so. I was kind of hoping it was either of the Eternal Blue ones.
>>3948187
>>3948312
No, really: you need to stop posting and go somewhere else. You are wasting your time, and our patience.
>>3948372
Looks like it was one of the bromides. Not sure exactly what would contain it, maybe a strategy/artbook that came with the game?
>>3948318
I see your regina and raise you this regina
>>3948381
You have no authority though lol. Not irl or online. You're literally a socially stunted manchild that still enjoys masturbation discussion like he's 12 years old, and also gets off to poorly imagined incest stories involving minors, all in a thread about pixelated tits. I think for your own sake you should probably leave image boards already. That's honestly the best advice I can give u.
>>3949065
From your post I can say with some certainty that you've stumbled onto /vr from... somewhere else. 4chan might not be the best fit for you.
>>3942541
Are you gay or female?
>>3943221
I hated this.
>>3949094
You're trying too hard to fit in, kiddo.
>>3947972
>>3941009
Rogue lesbian kiss from Mutant Academy.
>>3949182
Says the poster who got so triggered that he had to go crying to the janitor.
>>3949179
>>3941009
whoa
>>3948413
Nice Regina ass, so here's more Regina ass.
>>3941572
Who could forgot Erel's ass and tits, and all those glorious panty shots from Setsuna?
desu lads
>>3941009
When I rescued Annie the Mermaid, her (topless) show of affection made me check my pants (before I wrecked my pants).
>>3941009
Bath scenes in Suikoden and Suikoden II. I had to wait until everyone left the house since I couldn't control my raging hardon
Fucking christ it was glorious having the power to have all these cutiepie girls and basically peep on them in the tub
>>3941350
MOAR!
>>3955105
Would you mind scanning it? The internet sorely needs a copy of either version of Eternal Blue.
>>3949282
>implying dickishness will not be reported
>every single time
Go back to /v/ kid. Being an asshole isn't cool here.
>>3949164
I am a Straight male that can admit to occasionally finding men attractive. ( Russan men)
Everyone's a little bi
>>3941045
>Paprium.jpg
>>3955127
>tumblr
>>3951151
storytime.
>be mormon.
>every fucking sunday and wednesday
>DON'T LOOK AT PORN.
>"what's porn, exactly?"
>ANYTHING WITH NUDITY. THAT INCLUDES RATED R MOVIES.
>okay.
>hey, this diablo 2 game sounds fun.
>buy for $70 at best buy.
>see andariel.
>oh shit. this is nudity. i'm a sinner!
>pray about it.
>hmm, actually, i can't see nudity...IF I HIDE MY EYES WHEN I FIGHT THIS BOSS.
>close eyes when fighting boss.
>quit mormonism.
diablo 2 is a cool game.
These bitches from Final Fight 3. It was a little too satisfying beating them up
>>3955127
No, you are just a fag
I really wish I could go back in time and again get a raging hardon and feel the absolute NEED to fap from just happening to catch i semi-sexy music video, like Annies Chewing gum, or happening to catch a good sex scene in a flm when you were home alone. Days that are gone and feelings that will never return.
>>3955857
Nono, it's called "Mirin'"
>>3955428
good story
>>3955428
But now you don't get to fuck thousands of wives in the afterlife and be god of your own planet.
>>3956412
You can tell the animator had too much fun with that.
>>3956412
SOURCE?
>dat ass
Wardrobe designs aside, it seems the writers actually went out of their way to keep the few female cast members off-screen as much as possible. Not that I'm complaining...
>>3956489
Quest for Glory 2.
>>3941020
you played the wrong version senpai
>>3956748
top looks cooler, though it doesn't have panties.
>>3947229
what anime is this?
>>3956780
It's relevant to what the anons are talking about.
>>3941324
>>3942135
>>3944818
Fucking kills me to this day.
>>3941350
So, which one of 'emtakes it up the pipe?
>>3956923
Luigi.
...You know it's true, don't look at me like that.
I away look at her ass not slot
I am a Christian man.
>>3957126
Then nuns should do it for you big time.
>>3942607
This is a good choice.
>>3944808
Yeah Toriyama couldn't draw very well
>>3957636
This is /vr/, if you feel the need to cry about /pol/ boogeymen, please fuck off to /v/ or some other such shit hole.
>>3941350
You sick shit! Fuck off and just play Baldur's Gate or something! Sicko!
>>3957841
I don't want /v/ or /pol/ here, to be honest. Both never shut the fuck up about their respective triggers.
>>3943890
Video games and anime gave me an Asian fetish. 20 years later I still want a cute sexy little Asian girlfriend. I try to resist my Asian fetish but it keeps coming back.
>>3955447
The chicks from Final Fight 1 was my first wank. Idea of those sluts holding down and doing things to me was too much... years later I found out those characters are actually trannys
>>3957883
I know that feel, bro. She doesn't even have to be Jap specifically, just that tea-colored skin and those pretty, pretty little almond eyes. :(
>>3957883
A close friend of mine has this mental issue too. He went as far as to marry a jap and she is pretty fucking ugly. There isn't anything even remarkable about her except she speaks broken English and likes him because he is out of her league.
>>3957907
>liking a certain type of woman is a mental issue
Well, shit, son. Who appointed you the goddamned armchair psychologist in this thread?
>>3956507
thank you.
>>3957883
>exaggeratedly curvy, jiggly character
>somehow simultaneously very martial
>somehow instigating an asian fetish
>>3957854
I shouldn't even replay but you are the only one not shutting the fuck up
Probably one of the first times I got a boner because of those huge tits.
Shana's transformation in Legend of Dragoon.
>>3957883
But that's clearly a British woman
Shema's dance in Quest for Glory II.
>>3950589
>that 360 attack where she actually sits on your face.
it's called the paradise hold, those few seconds before she flips you probably feel like paradise.
>>3941105
>creepy sex ed
Yes, to my shame
>>3958056
>replay
A smirk was had.
>>3958759
Kek.
>>3958793
> implying she doesn't smell like a truck tire filled with wet towels left in the sun
>>3946810
The rest of the game is surprisingly solid, too.LIKE MUH DICK
>>3941323
Yuzo Koshiro nsiter was the charcter designer in SOR 2. Maybe her Blaze was her self insert
>>3959124
I'd self-insert with her any time.
Niggas don't know about them old school pd roms for the snes with hentaI pics on them. I still have them because I have the snes goodset, I look at them to laugh at how easy it used to be for me to be off to the races.
>>3959065
And that's a problem?
>>3959209
He's still in his "EWWWW GIRRRLS!" phase. Pay him no mind.
>>3951114
that's a pretty good regina congratulations screen, so here's a regina congratulations screen
>>3959037
Image sauce?
>>3941572
excellent choice.
dem pantyshots
>>3955428
>>3956374
i'm afraid most mormons really dream of doing genealogy for eternity. i am not kidding.
>>3957107
>I away look at her ass not slot
>>3963030
Wow, what filters are you using?
>>3941009Guess what my fetish is
>>3963153Vore?I hate that shit
>>3955860
Just stop fapping for a week.
>>3956753
Nah,the bottom looks better, even removing the panty shot from the equation.
>>3941105
No, I knew what sex was and how the mechanics worked from three years onwards.
>>3963153
Smug?
>>3956412
MY NIGGA
>>3964949
I like how her arm's position keeps that line of action flowing.
>>3941009
Having a hard-on at the arcades was weird.
>>3957407
Yeah, too bad the actual game was kinda shit.
>>3963153
big butts, and you cannot lie?
>>3942534
>>3942976
>>3971359Зaпpeщaeтcя cмoтpeтв дeтям
saving it
>>3970975
I'm a different anon. I wouldn't samefag, I just enjoy agreeing with others.
>>3941049
>that scene in the sewers where Rain is straight up getting raped by some kind of bug machine
12 year old me didn't know what to think of that.
>>3963153
vore
>>3955861
I kek'd.
>>3955860
Aye. I miss when a little well placed fan service could truly make me HNNNG. It's become too easy to find porn, i miss rewinding VHS tapes to pause it on the lewd butt shot etc.
>>3941260
>metroid was a gril all along
>>3941576
So who's Wendy based on then? Ludvig was obviously Beethoven, then there was Roy Orbison and Lemmy from Motorhead.
She reminds me of Aretha Franklin if anything.
>>3947257
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS RUINED! YOU BITCH I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER!!
>>3973535
And Iggy Pop, how could I forget?
>>3955860
>Annies Chewing gum
My nigga. I really like this whole album actually.
>>3943525
just stop it and go back to veddit.
Humba Wumba and that mermaid in DK64, regretably.