Why does it turn around when you're fighting it? There's

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>>3824486
Why does every Zelda boss open a big red flashing weak point? There's no logical reason for it to make itself easier to kill.

>>3824486

Because it's a damn video game

It's checking if there's anyone behind.

>>3824486
>Why does it turn around when you're fighting it?

It doesn't. You have to not attack it for it to turn around. If you attack it, it doesn't turn around.

>>3824486
It's a spider. It's not known for it's great intelligence.

>>3824685
It's also not known for being as big as a child and having a skull on it's back.

In any case. the better qestion is why doesn't it just drop off of the web and come at you? The Twilight Princess Skulltulas had it right.

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Submissive stance? You heartless bastard...

It's like those fainting goats, nature sometimes goes full retard

https://youtu.be/we9_CdNPuJg

>>3824486

Why do more adults than children like a game franchise directly targeted at children?

>>3824760
Because they played it as children and still like to play it as adults.

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>>3824771

kek all those manchilds missed out on the glorious PSX. N64 had shit games.

>>3824760
Name a single thing about a major /vr/ zelda game that is "targeted at children".

>>3824781
Don't take the bait

>>3824778
BoF 3 is probably the most boring RPG on the playstation. On the bright side, it has Momo, I really like Momo.

>>3824781

Hey! Listen!

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>>3824781

Shooting skullutas with your slingshot is gay mmmkay.

Alright guys. Hope you're enjoying your totally non-gay and non-childish trolling, you sure showed us.

>>3824486
Something, something, tension in the thread.

>>3824486
Because it's a basic game with basic enemy patterns.

>>3824778
>turn-based RPG
>not for children

Also "PSX" is an unofficial abbreviation, official is just PS.