/vr/ characters with unexplained backstories, just waiting

you anus

Your virginity.
Sadly it will be left unexplored heh

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>>3707889
I used to think that Czar Dragon was just a King Blarg, and they look like that underneath the lava.

Btw I don't like how they changed the neat hippo design for a round blob in Yoshi Island.

>>3707924
FUCKING CHECKED

>>3707924
>>3708019
Never change, 4chan.

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They're more mysterious when you find out they don't actually have a body

>>3707889
He always reminded me of the Kraft Macaronnie and Cheese dinosaur from the 90's commercials.

>>3707889
Honestly I'm surprised the Mario universe doesn't have some autism filled wiki like Star Wars where any and everything has a back story. I'm sure it will get one someday.

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Not a character, but a level. Unless the level is a character...

>>3708138
>he didn't watch the Super Mario Bros live action movie

>>3708138
Uh, http://www.mariowiki.com

>>3708138
Probably because most of the non-videogame media are non-canon and thus irrelevant. Like the DiC cartoon and the live-action movie. Even the Japanese media take weird liberties like that one anime movie where Mario gets NTR'd by a dog who was actually a prince or that one gamebook where Luigi turns out to be a handsome-looking prince.

>>3708227
are you implying that luigi isn't handsome?

>>3707889
DEEPEST

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>>3708235
Yeah, but he never looked like a Fire Emblem bishie. The same book also had a trio of proto Koopalings in it.

>>3708116

alternatively you're ripping his head off

>>3708428

damn, that's brutal.

Just how strong is Yoshi's tongue?

>>3708138
I think it does sort of have a timeline. Like Rosalina resets the universe in some game or some shit.

The Mario Kart games have continuity like that too. DK Jr got replaced by DK, so he grew up??? And Dry Bones replaced Koopa so he died or something.

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What in the fuck even was Buzzbuzz.

10 years in the future somebody comes back in time who is a psychic bee, or dung beetle.

Is it actually a goddamn insect? Or a person in an insect? How did he fuck over Giygas' plants thus far? How did he find out about the meteorite? How did he even get on the meteorite? Just what the fuck?

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>>3708538
There's so much weirdness in this franchise that is never explained.

The sleeping dragon, but I think they hint at it in Mother 3. Even the Hermit, or the fucking cat that swims in the ground. I'm not even sure where the people of magicant came from.

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>>3707889

>>3709975
Booster was just meant to be Wario right?

>>3708538

A bug, is not.

>>3710523
yes

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>>3708542
what was his fucking problem ?

>>3711001
They use this guy as an emoticon on MPC, never knew he was from Earthbound

>>3711504

He's not nihilistic, he's negative.

>>3710775
RIP Green Megaman

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>>3710523

>>3711001
I just realized he's a minus sign.

>>3708125
Holy shit...

>>3712019
This nigga look like Cid from FF4
waitaminute

>>3708431
It's less a matter of Yoshi's tongue being strong and more one of Blarg's body being soft. Think about it, his body is made of molten lava. While incredibly hot, it's also semi-liquid.

I'm assuming originally Blargs are made of stone or metal and only the ones that live in lava exist in this half-molten state.

>>3708538
Buzzbuzz is actually the protagonist from the first game. there's a neat theory about this but I am too wasted to link it you mother fucker. Look it yourself.

>>3711001

I wish there was a Mother 4, I want to see Negative Man go to therapy and come back as a super hard bonus boss. It turns out all he needed was a little self-esteem.

>>3711609
That's young Harpuia

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>>3713401
>>3713387

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>>3713393
>Mother 4

I'm almost positive this will never happen.

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>>3714464
>I'm almost positive this will never happen.

http://www.mother4game.com/

>>3714469
>inb4 nintendo hits it DMCA hammer

>>3713387
I'm the guy you were replying too. I've read that theory and I just think it's a massive stretch without any conclusive evidence.

But I kind of get why people would think that.

It still bugs me that we'll never actually know.

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Not much here either. You literally just drop into his home and push him into the lava.

You would think that a character who gets murdered in such a cruel and unnecessary fashion would at least get some sort of proper introduction.

>>3708125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSS3XbfP2M4

>>3717360

There is no story, it's just another innocent wild animal that Samus murdered without a second thought because she's a bloodthirsty genocidal monster. I wonder just how many species she's made extinct in planetary detonations alone. Crocomire's liver could have been the cure for space cancer, now we'll never know because Samus deep fried him and blew up his entire planet so she could get back a stolen jellyfish.

>>3714469
>fangame
It will never compare to the real thing and you know it

>>3717360
It attacked first.

>>3717375

Of course it won't, it's never coming out.

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>>3717360
>>3717374

>>3717374
She would get along great with Lara Croft.

>a living, breathing T-Rex
>better blow it up

>>3718849
I wouldn't blame her. I'd hate it if I found a living dinosaur, brought it back to people, and had a Jurassic Park/King Kong incident.

Every Zelda boss is a fascinating unexplored character.

>>3717378
She broke into his fucking home. What would you do if an intruder busted into your house pointing a gun at you?

>>3712407
Lava is heavy as f***, anon. Molten stone is still stone. It's not like melting magically makes it weigh less :P

>>3717378
It did not!

>>3719330
>11:00:11
Holy shit, check 'em

>>3719330
>:P
>Tripfag

2/10, I replied

>>3713387
Was that by the same guy who made the theory that the hotdog salesman in the third game was Ness?

>>3708138
Mario Wiki is surrealy detailed and lists appearances of every character - except it's also extremely disinterested in lore.

>>3722363
Behind the scenes info > Lore
Lore is just whatever happens to be convenient for the moment.

>>3721427
I can't tell if this is a joke about MatPat's Undertale theory or not.

>>3722369
Well, duh, especially for Mario. Enemies in Mario are basically symbols for game mechanics, any and all story is just there to 'smooth the corners' to make gameplay more fluid by player not being overly detached from experience.

>>3722374
I'm talking about wikis in general though. Long-running franchises tend to be cluttered with retcons and contradictions, especially when it comes to something like Star Wars (or MGS to make it vidya related), that it's much interesting to look up the "why" of things instead.

>>3722363

Mainline Mario games haven't had lore since the story stopped being told through instruction manuals.

Buzz Buzz is Ninten. Alec is Ness.

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>>3708125
>>3717371

Oh god help me I'm having a flashback of an extremely early childhood memory involving my mom bringing home Kraft Mac and Cheese.

Fuck my autistic memory is freaking me out.

Oh man we even had a gigantic bottle of Cheez Whiz shaped like raccoon mario.

>>3722370
>>3721427

No this theory was made by Giovanni who was a regular on Starmen.net message boards.

I actually dug it up if you want to read it:

http://cromulent.fobby.net/forum/?t=msg&th=31152

>>3722592
Giovanni is such an enigmatic character of a person. Like, not only does he come up with these crazy theories, but he apparently is like super wealthy and donated a ton to Starmen (so much that they made a new badge just to express how much.)

>>3708535
I think those are just artifacts of technical decisions rather than conforming to some overarching story. Same with Zelda, they just made it work in Hyrule Historia for fanserivce

>>3714484
it's approved by the creator from what I heard.

>>3708153
Yeah, always wondered what the deal was with that stage

>>3723205

that mouse girl gotta be my gal Penny

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Why does he wear the mask?

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>>3717360

>>3722587
I think either my guardians either didn't know how to cook, or those super mario mac's were awful.

The noodle was always like undercooked and the cheese was garbage.

Probably didnt know how to cook.

>>3723518
Anon, we all wear masks in our every day lives.

>>3719190
If you fall into a cave with a bear in it you would not be trying to apologize.

Did they ever say anything about 'this guy are sick' in ff7? Was it supposed to be Zakk?

>>3717374
haha ikr

>>3724446
what if it were as friendly a bear as crocmire is an alien creature?