>Secret Santa Day at work yesterday.. >List we did makes

>>3688912
>ask for something
>get it
>complain

This is a /v/ tier thread. sage

>>3688912
Your own dumbass fault for writing you wanted something retro gaming but didn't want something retro gaming.

That hobbies section was for what you DO want

>>3688917
>>3688918

Nope, there was a section of stuff that we write we specifically don't want. It's where I wrote what not to get. That's okay though, I forgot /vr/ is mad gay.

>>3688912

This is entirely your fault, and you should be thankful someone tried to get something you'd like.

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>>3688920
I think you are the one who is mad gay as you wanted a buttplug and that's what you got.

It just plays Pac-Man as a bonus.

>>3688912
You're a fucking idiot. You wrote you like retro games but you didn't want retro games? So were you just bragging or something? That person got you something related to retro games that is not a retro game, following your instructions and you complain. Please return to /v/.

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>>3688912
I hope Krampus drags you to hell for being ungrateful

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You wrote retro games as your hobby but you didn't want retro games. So someone got you something that plays retro games but isn't a retro game.

Buddy. What the hell were you expecting? Literally how autistic are you?

And you have the audacity to not only complain about it having a few scratches - as if this thing is going to be worth a fucking fortune someday - you act as if they killed your dog or something. Just because they gave you a little plug-and-play for free.

You're a complete fuckwad. Remind me to cross you off my Christmas list.

>>3688912
>fill this out so people know what to buy you
>I LIKE RETRO GAMES BUT DON'T BUY ME A RETRO GAME

Are you, by chance, autistic?

>>3688912
>complaining about your christmas gift
move on you fucking sperg

>>3688912
This is actually one of the better plug n plays with arcade accurate games and a twistable analog stick for Pole Position but I suspect you'd be just as ungrateful had you gotten a C64 DTV or anything else for that matter.

retard wrote "likes retro gaming but put not to buy anything retro because I have a large collection already"

coworker goes to Adam and eve and buys a used vibrator.

retard posts gay crap.

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>>3688912
>letting your co-workers know how big of a manchild you are

>>3688912
Just curious, what did you get the person you drew for Secret Santa?

>>3688912
This was my only game console as a kid and it was damn fun.

>>3688912
>i got's the tism
You certainly do.

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tfw I was the only person in the office that didn't get a Secret Santa gift

>>3690164
They know you touch yourself at night to animu girls

>>3688912
I always ask my Secret Santa for a bottle of Aspirin to kill myself with when I get depressed over the holidays and I ask them to keep it a secret, then I cry at the party and whisper "thank you" if they actually get it for me.

>>3690164
>tfw i wuz teh only one in the imaginary office that didn't get an imaginary gift from an imaginary person in my imaginary office.
No one is going to shed imaginary tears for an attention whore grade schooler who doesn't know how secret santa works.

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Now that we've done diagnosing OP's assburgers can we discuss plug and plays?

Any rare/collectible ones? What are the good playable ones and which should be avoided?

>>3688935
rectum
>>3688930
>>3688945
>>3688995
agreed


Why you bitching OP? Give it away to somebody, try and hack it, or tear it down and install it inside the case of an old black and white portable tv and make a retarded portable console, fuck get a pocket tv for $5 or even a cheap backup camera screen and make a tiny arcade cab for shits.

you suck man

>>3690240
They're all shit nigger. Your pic related.

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>>3690245
>rectum

You mean REKT 'EM?

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>>3690273
You're shit, Nigger

>>3690240
Pic related - best PnP by a wide margin and objectively not shit.

>Following PNPs could be subjectively considered shit by many, but are p. good

>Famiclones
You should be able to pick up an N64 controller shaped PnP Famiclone for under $10 and some good ass chinese multicarts for like $5 each (it'll probably come with an ok multicart). Buy one with a zapper built in for some legit crt raster light gunning


>2nd gen "Flashback" consoles
Atari Flashback 2 is a legit VCS inside kind of like the C64 DTV. Colecovision and Intelivision Flashbacks let you experience consoles you probably wouldn't otherwise play in close-to-original format with replicas of their original controllers which is part of the experience

>FireCore "Genesis" with SD slot
Hit these up for cheap ass easy peasy 16 bit gaming. Sound is shit and save games don't work period even in games that are supposed to save (often even crash) but the Genesis library is still vast and great there's even a FireCore with its own screen but the inaccuracy of these consoles brings you into the range of "maybe I should just emulate"

>PnPs of arcade machines with unique controls
Golden Tee jumps right to mind. Using its big trackball makes it a different experience. I'm sure there are others but there should be more. Imagine one of those "Buck Hunter" shotguns with CarnEvil built in.

>>3688969
basically this.

on a related note:
i got the walking dead comic for ss, i don't like the show, don't like the comic either, but the person knows that i'm into horror and comics, so she gets cudos for the afford.

>>3690548
>best PnP by a wide margin and objectively not shit.
Missing SID filters. It is a great SoaC clone, but it's not perfect.

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>>3690567
Ugh. You C64 sound guys. Would you like to trade me a working A500 pcb for my nonworking A500 pcb and a boxed C64 Music Maker?

>>3690548
I know about the atati flashback 2 and the c64, but your wording makes it sound like the same applied to more than just those.

Any more flashback clones that are like that?

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>>3690613
Famiclones are pretty accurate like I said a dirt cheap N64 controller shaped Famiclone with a zapper attachment and some $5 aliexpress multicarts is a killer bargain. Other than those three (and sort of FireCore) no there aren't any more real SoaC clones that I know of. Most just run Famicom ports of games on Famiclone NoaCs because they're super cheap.

If the success of the AVS is indicative hopefully we'll see more FPGA clones of consoles that may in turn create roadmaps for better cheap system-on-a-chips to start being cranked out assuming the market proves to be there.

>>3690697
I was meaning stuff the the intellivision/colecovision/etc flashbacks. If there were versions of those that were basically full hardware. That were modifiable to run real carts and shit.

>>3690719
Not on the Colecovision or Intellivision Flashbacks at least not that I know of although I'd be stoked to find there was since I have both.

>>3690728
Aight, thats what I thought, but
> 2nd gen "flashback" consoles
Made me wonder if i missed something.

>>3690847
I meant the second console gen. It's all-too-often overlooked

>>3688920
I'm sorry that people here don't act like spoiled 15 year olds like you do OP. This board has really gone downhill when it got filled with people who are just grateful that someone was even considerate enough to get them a gift.

>>3688917
Meme response desu

>someone bought you a gift

This was the real crime.

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>>3688912
Did you write any other hobbies? You shouldn't have written it down.

>>3691768
>You shouldn't have written it down.

But how else will he let his coworkers know he's a hip retro gamer?

>>3691790
His fuckass shitdick should have been happy that he wasn't laughed at for putting his childish hobby into real life. Stupid ass faggot

>>3688920
God Damn your pudgy stupid fingers actually typed out "mad gay" . go and hang yaself with the gift you don't deserve.

dude that pacman one rules it actually has a rotating joystick you retarded faggot

>>3688912

This thing wasn't that bad

>>3688912
ask for a gift card next time

>>3690240
C64DTV's are golden. Highly-hackable and can be made into legit small-scale modern C64's.

The Namco ones have the best inputs for Pole Position. Worth it for that alone.

The Sega Genesis Radica units are actual Genesis on a chips. Easy to add cart slots to.

Likewise the Atari Flashback 2. it's a real atari 2600 in there.

>>3690548
You're a nigger for making me blow a mouth full of the the lads from tain nectar on my screen with that shit poorfag pic.