KEK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7 Onhm3tto

kill yourself

>>3677353
butthurt much?

>>3677316
literally me

>>3677316
>not using original Doom, but a source remake with GL
>Oh wow, 1993 graphics looks so good

>dead marines on the ground
>Omg! Dead demons!

>I'm missing the story? What's the lore? I don't get it?

>Omg the new Doom looks so much better and cooler!

>only one who knows how to play is a chubby fat chick

kek

>>3677316
These videos are insufferable.

>Some pieces of shit nobody cares about react to something
Seeing these videos' thumbnails on youtube always makes me want to shoot myself.

>only one secret found in the whole video
well I guess they are secret and all but AAAAA

>>3677445
Please do.

>"""""teens""""""

>>3677316
The thumbnail alone already triggers my autism, I can't stand these videos.

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>>3677316
That's nothing, check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOZbvE01Fk

>>3677483
The videos are hoaxes invented by jews to denigrate retro gaming

>>3677316
Did these celebs ever get their TV show?

>>3677316

These are staged or at least coached. It's a business. They bring in multiple sets of clothing, and film multiple Reactions per day and then release them over several months. It's meant to be entertainment than any kind of documentary. Don't give these kikes any views.

>>3677573

You know these vids are bullshit because Indie games that replicate simple pixel art are popular as HELL. Undertale, Shovel Knight, etc sold millions.

>>3677637
To who? Literary /vr/ and it's siblings

>>3677638
I'm glad that you assume we read but most of us have an Intelligence of 9 at most.

>>3677640
hello newfriend

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>>3677637
Shovel Knight has some authenticity. SOME.

>>3677696
Political correctness is a scourge that kils everything it touches.

>>3677703
>kils
even grammar

>>3677316

These kids aren't teens, also the over acting and over reacting is painful. A random monster isn't so scary that you need to yell OH MY GOD a few dozen times each time you see one.

Videos like these would be nice if they cut the sensationalist bullshit and actually tried to invite teens / kids that had something interesting to say about the game. Not some random asian whore yelling OH MY GOD a million times.

At least they tried to score high on the "racially diverse" checkbox.

>>3677715
that's spelling, not grammar

>>3677727
it kills logic

>>3677703
They added ONE COLOR, in ONE PLACE (for that purpose, at least). And they HAD to add it because they had to include a character based on a backer who gotten a Kickstarter reward that he'd be in the game as a villager. They couldn't fucking ask a backer to change his skintone, for fucks sake.

Much less heinous than the fact that game has proper, actual, unfaked parallax scrolling, which is super-duper-fucking-impossible on NES.

>>3677371
>only one who knows how to play is a chubby fat chick
Fuck off she was the only cool one.

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>>3677316
Ah, so this is why doom babbies think they're so special for playing this game. These are their peers I see.

>>3677316
>Fine Bros
Stop shilling for these jewish faggots.

sage & report

>>3677316
play this behind it i makes it way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

>>3677696
>whiteboi using a fucking game convention to push his agenda
>weird as fuck hair


Absolute dogshit.

>>3677316
They didn't seem particularly terrible and most seemed to get a kick out of it. At least that one girl had some experience with it.

>>3678429
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=asPTAL5xk18

>>3677316
literally the cancerous doom general that haunts vr

>>3677316
Stop giving these jews money.

>>3677316
It really bothers me how the voices of the guys reading the prompts are obviously recorded in post-production. Even if they said the same lines word for word it sounds so obviously fake.

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>>3677316
I hate these videos, I hate myself for watching this and posting in this obvious bait thread, and I hate myself for getting a boner just because that chubby girl with long hair knows a little bit about Doom 1.

>2016
>Watching a finebros video

I wish they would do another full Let's Play again. Their Outlast one was fun.

>>3678471
>I hate myself for getting a boner just because that chubby girl with long hair knows a little bit about Doom 1

I don't think it's knowing about Doom 1, Jack.

>>3677573
Again only one girl that can actually play it. We can't fault today's youth entirely. Remember that video of Melissa Joan Hart failing miserably at Sonic?

>>3678491
You're right, her hair kinda turns me on by itself.

>>3678492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7T_PFirQNo

>>3678494
No need to hate yourself, Manningham

>>3678114
Still a chubby fat chick

>>3677316
I'd hit that mongoloid bitch.

I think the girl really didn't know how to play.

She was just as cautious as the rest of them and was pretty slow moving. Not to mention the amount of questions she was having.

She should have remembered something about circle-strafing or something...

>>3678893
the chubby one? she did remember key places etc

>>3678893
>remembered something about circle-strafing or something...

It sounded like she played it years ago, when she was a (younger) kid. Probably wasn't a WAD-addicted Doom babby, either, but just someone who played the main game on an easier difficulty.

>>3678920
fucking normies

>>3677316
So ethnically diverse!

>>3677316
>using arrow keys instead of WASD
Topkek

>>3678114
Except that she used the arrow keys instead of WASD :/

>>3677316
Funny to think my dad introduced DOOM to me when I was 5 years old in '01 and the fact I could OWN any of their asses at the game then and now

>>3679140
>when I was 5 years old in '01
kys

>>3679140
I was 5 too, but it was my brother and it was the shareware episode, in early 1994.

>>3679143
Ladies first, PUSSY

>>3679151
>literally 3 years old when the last systems that count as retro on /vr/ came out
>calls others pussy

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>>3679153

>>3679153
I grew up around old consoles

>>3679130
>>3679138
this, made me cringe so hard

>>3678913
The thing is, these videos are scripted. If she remebered things like the shotgun secret in E1M1 she'd bloody well remember how to actually play the game.

If you beleive them for a second, you got suckered.

>>3677696
It has none whatsoever. It doesn't adhere to the NES palette, resolution, or anything else regarding the limitations of the hardware.

It's your typical "tries to look and feel retro but fails hard" platformer.

Yeah, this was pretty much my reaction. Except I was younger and more impressed with the graphics.

>>3677316
the only chick who knows about Doom and she uses the arrow keys...

>>3679138
Before Quake people usually played with the arrow keys, ya know ?

>>3681164
lol, maybe if you're left handed and hold the mouse in the left hand, else it's retarded

>>3677696
>>3680829
Actually, it started off as a genuine attempt to adhere to the NES limitations but they decided to just break their established rules to implement things the NES couldn't handle, like parallax scrolling.
I don't think I've ever heard of the diversity comment and it wouldn't make sense if it were actually said. They could've easily implemented it in such a way as to allow that even despite the NES's pallette.

The NES could do parallax scrolling just fine you niggers, it's multi layered backgrounds that the NES couldn't do.

>>3677696
I can't find this tweet, source?

>>3677360
b&

>>3677449
Yeah fuck those teens not wasting hours of their life mashing the use key on every wall and delude themselves into think that's actual skill!


~wolfblade96

>>3681197
>>3681164
>>3681115

>Complaining about based famine-resistant chick using the arrow keys instead of wsad
>When the game shipped with arrow keys default-mapped instead of wsad
>On a board where emulators get disparaged (even though they are in many ways superior to the original consoles) because they aren't "authentic" to the original experience.

>>3677696
>guy wanted a character from another race in their game
>turned out the nes color palatte didn't make it work
>gives a cool presentation on how they got around that
>JEWS JEWS JEWS MUH SJWS WHITE GENOCIDE!

Seriously /pol/ just fuck off not everyone needs to be a white bald homoerotic space marine.

TRIGGER WARNING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzAyjAFCMI

TRIGGER WARNING

>>3682337
This.

The alt right/nazi anti-sjw crowd has become just as pretentious and annoying as the sjw's themselves. They're too ignorant to realize that their own brand of "anti-censorship" is the same thing as actual censorship and is just as disruptive to art and culture.

>>3682374
>They're too ignorant to realize that their own brand of "anti-censorship" is the same thing as actual censorship and is just as disruptive to art and culture.

And this is not a pretentious statement, how?

>>3682418
it's still true even if it's pretentious

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>>3682336
>famine-resistant

>>3681391
It's one of the first google results of "shovel knight nes racist palette"

https://twitter.com/gamasutra/status/709856601381863424

>>3682337
What was the "cool presentation"? Using a different console palette?

>>3682337
he's wearing a black lives matter shirt, dude.

>>3682338
I never understood why they just didn't use the most popular and easiest sequel instead of really driving the point that kids who didn't play the games when they were younger have a harder with the hardest game in the franchise.

>>3681197
>playing DOOM with a mouse
>playing DOOM with WASD

Cool story, friendo.

Just glad that they all had fun.

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>>3682337
>>3682374
>nigger is literally wearing BLM shirt and whining bout how whites be racis n shiet
>immediately deflects to jews for some reason
>everyone that disagrees with me and this stupid liberal nigger are le /pol/ boogeyman
This is why you cunts lost the election lmao

>>3682374
>implying anti censorship = censorship
leftist doublethink is terrifying

I just want to know how these shitty videos still get millions of views

>>3678492

but thats melissa joan hart, she fails at everything

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>first level doesn't have any keys

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The video wasn't even that cringey. You guys need hugs.

>>3682337
>>3682338
>>3682374
>>3682418
>>3682616
>>3683047
>>3683057

I love coming to a retro games board to see autistic white kids shit post

>>3682374
you have to go back

where do they find these people

>>3683047
> literally wearing BLM shirt
>>3682616
> he's wearing a black lives matter shirt

You seem to be TRIGGERED by that. Sorry for the lack of proper WARNING, won't happen again.

>>3678114

>cool

Get a load of this dipshit

>>3683352
>You: they're the ones triggered not me LOL I SUCK COCKS

>>3677573
I would fuck Aria

>>3682658
>people don't like to play how I do, reeee

>>3684747
I was responding to someone who was criticizing people for playing DOOM the way it was originally played. So, yeah, bite me.

>>3677316
pull the trigger,
on every youtuber.

>>3677316
>never heard of it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3682658
>being this poor
Only subhumans played without a mouse

>>3683352
>lol he's just wearing a pointy hooded white robe why are you so triggered

>>3677696
thank god for Trump
>inb4 >>>/pol/

>>3677316
who's worse?

These kids? or my baby brother who the only way I could get him to touch Doom was with Brutal Doom mod?

>>3677316
Fuck you op.

I just watched for the cute girl that knows her shit.

>>3682329
Actually spamming use is pretty retarded because all the secrets are marked with texture misalignments, meaning that if you're paying attention you can find the secrets by yourself

>>3677316
SO MULTICULTURAL

SO PROGRESSIVE

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

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Fine Bros. never listen to my video requests.

>>3683057
>not being allowed to add white people is censorship
>not being allowed to add blacks and asians isn't censorship

>>3682336
>based famine-resistant chick
Here's your (you), my friend. You've earned it

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>>3682336
>famine resistant

>>3678450
Jews aint white.

>>3681352
>implement things the NES couldn't handle, like parallax scrolling

Motherfucker, have you even played Battletoads? Not to mention..

G.I. Joe
Shatterhand
Ninja Gaiden 2&3

>>3682637
Cause they don't know what they are doin.

>>3681115
Arrow keys and chocolate doom are the right way to play. Anything else is garbage for casuals.