>decide for probably the 10th time in my life that I'm finally going to restart Donkey Kong 64 and actually 100% it this time
>was fully expecting to get about half way then get bored/give up just like every previous time for the past 15+ years
>plug in my n64
>it won't power on
Why must the nature of eternal decay and atrophy plague this universe and lead to the guaranteed destruction of everything we know and love?
>>3617117
>atrophy
entropy
>>3617118
>can't even speak English anymore
Just kill yourself familiar
>>3617120
Is that Brendan Fraser? WTF happened to him?
>>3617291
Wife divorced him and is sucking his wallet dry in between blowing dudes.
>>3617117
Dodged a bullet on that one.
>>3617117
>Remember tearing away at a games plastic wrap
>Remember that brand new game smell woft up in your nose
>Remember hearing the diamond case creak open for the first time
>Remember inserting the disc in my Playstation, turn it on to hear it spin smoothly as the logo screen turned up
>Remember actually enjoying the games I played even if they were shit because I would find ways to work through it regardless
>Snap back to reality
>>3617117
Not sure how much of a consolation it is to you, but even if we abstract away for a moment from the fact that existence is just a subjective illusion of the human mind, then you might had never had opportunity to contemplate the sheer futility of existence if it weren't for the very fact which you're bemourning.
>>3617117
DK64 was shit anyways.