Playing some Xbone or PS4 when suddenly Segata bursts through

Continue playing Alienation because I've beat everything that interests me on the Saturn already.

>>3293904
Quickly throw those away, turn Sega Saturn on. Bulk Slash.

GAYY BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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I don't really have a choice in the matter, do I? I mean, I COULD just not whip out the saturn but...

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was was Sega thinking with this?

I fall on the ground while shouting S-SEGATA SANSHIRO! in a terrified manner.

>>3293923

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I will play until my fingers break.

I will play until my fingers break.

>Se-Segata I-I can no longer play my Saturn....
>people are paying retardedly huge amounts of money for Saturn games...
>I sold it all and made a large profi-......

That's the part where I immediately get thrown over a mountain

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>>3293954

You must buy a Sega Saturn!
Segata doesn't care about eBay prices!

>>3293904
I do what the man says and play some Sega Saturn.

>>3293904
Tell him to buy me a new door.

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>>3293904
Show him my collection of burned Saturn CDs and asks him if that works.

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>>3293954
There's nothing stopping you from grabbing a Saturn and a modchip, or even an emulator, and play some Saturn games on those. What matters is that you are playing those games.

>>3294007
>or even an emulator,
L
O
L

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I'm safe because I don't own any of these current gen 7.5 garbage and I have my Saturn plugged in, ready to go.

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>>3294050

>>3294007
>emulator

>>3294324

no, I've had my saturn since 1997

>>3293904
If he gave me a Sega Saturn for free I would gladly take one considering where I live, there hard to come by and are expensive when you do find one.

>>3293904
I have my saturn hooked up to the tv in my room, complete with a pile a legitimate games, I would be fine. I guess I'd play some Puzzle Bobble 3.

>>3294715
Import one from Japan, they console sold well there and is particularly cheap because of it.

>>3294718
Not them, but then I'm gonna have to grab an AR and mod chip it , and that's a pain in the ass.

>>3297717
To patch the action replay you just need to use swap trick, all you need is some tape to hold down a switch in the console. Plus, you'll need the AR anyway for the ram cart games, like half the games you'd want to play need it.

>>3293904
asks him to turn me into a Kamen Rider, like he did for V3

>>3297717
>Not them, but then I'm gonna have to grab an AR and mod chip it , and that's a pain in the ass.

Why the hell for? Japanese games run fine on a Japanese Saturn.

>>3297758
Because I'm not paying hundreds for Radiant and PDS when I could just get a chipped console.

>>3297805
RSG is 15$ on xbla and PDS is 20$ for the Japanese version.

>>3297814
Nigga I do not speak Japanese.
Saga is an RPG.

It is easier to just mod a console and get its whole library than to buy a fucking Xbox for a digital copy of one game.

>>3297818
>Nigga I do not speak Japanese.

the fuck you are doing trying to play Saturn games then? Everybody knows that the only library worth a damn on the machine is the Japanese one.

>>3297828
Most of the good japanese games don't really require you to know Japanese though, only a few rpgs.

>>3297828
Because there's like 100 good shmups on Saturn and most of them are JP only? Get the fuck out with that attitude.

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>>3293904
> turn 720°
> sit down at this

>>3297852
>Get the fuck out with that attitude.

Yeah, buying the same games for significantly less cost is such a horrible attitude.

>>3297901
>Buying a console for one game, paying more overall for the library than just modding, and being condescending towards people talking about the more practical and cost effective approach.
>Not a bad attitude.

Please take a step back and think about what you're fucking saying for a second.

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>>3293904
You playing some Sega with yo boy Segata when suddenly these two clowns show up at your door
>what do?

>>3298127

Invite them in and show Segata the various Sega games it has including the Nights sequel.

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>>3293904
Whip out my copy of Radiant Silvergun, the greatest STG of all time, and start playing some Sega Saturn.

>>3293904
I guess I'll play some WrestleMania.

"Sure, but I don't have a second controller."