Redpill me on Crash, /vr/. How do you make his PSX games enjoyable?

You run, you jump, you break boxes.

That's literally all there is to Crash. If that doesn't appeal to you, then you're better off not playing them.

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>Redpill me on Crash

Ok.

Cortex is an Asian man based off old film characters like Fu Manchu and Charlie Chan. His intelligence represents how Asians, much like Ashkenazi Jews, are over-represented in academia. Crash, despite his orange skin, is White, and he shows this through his mannerisms and idle animations. By attempting to stop Cortex, breaking boxes and murdering minions, Crash is attempting to destroy the institutions that give Asians such a stranglehold on White society.

>>3273682
"Crash is attempting to destroy the institutions that give Asians such a stranglehold on White society"

lol poor suppressed white people

>>3273636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA0xvtdKFds

>>3273682
Brilliant.

Best post on the whole board right now.

>>3273682
fucking brilliant

>>3273716
Shouldn't you be out buying a retron 5 for your wife's son?

>>3273636

Many people are asking the same question as OP but you won't find the appeal of Crash in his games.

Instead, you have to Google image search "Tawna Bandicoot" and you'll get your answer.

Your welcome.

>>3273636
You are already redpilled as you realized Crash is trash.
Sleep tight dead franchise