Just what the hell is a "textured euro" and a "guillotine

>>3272859
The first is probably a dig at a common euro dress style of the era ie the tartan shirt guy on the cover. Guillotine poon sounds like a way of saying tight pussy to me either that or a crazy bitch.

>>3273612
Makes sense. I always thought Guillotine Poon was a chick with an STD, but yeah that works too.

>>3272859
I once tried skitchin' in real life. It was that exact day when I grew out of imitating video games and popular media. If I had died I'd have deserved it.

>>3276210
Kek it was hard enough in THPS that I didn't ever even think to try

>>3272859
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

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