my name is cat i rap real good i'll take your points and

k

u rappin' awful

The name is Gato
Nigga you need Silver points
So beat me up senpai

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>>3190763

stupid fucking filter ruined my haiku

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3190767
>>3190763
I genuinely kekked

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>*mechanical whirring*

>Haaaa y'all killer instink cats think you own this game, but y'all fuckin' combo's be all the same

>Y'all rhymes be 2 sad so I'm hi jackin' this shit, don't guard now cause cyrax in this bitch

>Trying to fuck with me is a mean bet kid, so just lay down and suck on this green net ya dig?

>Fulgore what up pussy-bot nice braids, lemme show you a real death machine when my arms turn to blades

>Glacius you nut sack moving like Alex mack, trying to sneak over so subtle bitch I'll piss in your puddle

>Riptor what the fuck who let you out the cage, you don't even belong bro go back to primal rage

>Orchid grabs those night sticks quite phallicly, man fuck the rest of you chumps this posts a fatality

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>>3191089
>Oh shit, MK nigga came to hit.
>To bad it was a robot who couldn't rap if his life depended on it.

>Oh wait, matter fact it does,
>push has come to shove.
>this is a battle to the death bitch
>you won't get any Orchid love.

>I'll have my nigga Cinder bring that heat,
>down ya neck, right up your frontal cortex.
>hack in to your system and release a fire vortex.

>Melt you down to scrap, sell you to the highest bidder, fulgor >would probably buy you just to convert you into vigor

>As for looks, dont get me started,
>your looking straight retarded,
>a robot straight out tokyo drift with some neon lights comparted

>what is this a joke? I've lined you up like cattle.
>your leader lui kang wouldnt even saddle up to battle.

>matter of fact, fuck this babble,
>I'm tired of your beeping and hearing your shitty armor rattle.


>so fuck off Johnny Five,
>always begging to be alive,
>when you came into this fight,
>your fate was mine to decide.
>and just like Shang Tsung
>YOUR-SOUL- IS -MINE


https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:L7HnE_tHKoIJ:https://warosu.org/vr/thread/2633434+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

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>>3191089

>Cyrax? Yeah ok more like shitstax

>I heard you was down at the bay sucking Liu Kangs wang, tryna tell yourself it aint gay

>Cyrax bitch you look like piss in your mellow yellow, hello, that shit won't fly in my ghetto

>Shao Kahn, more like Goldie Hahn ya stupid fag boy bitch you can suck my wand

>Mortal Kombat? More like bitch stop dat, you think you cool with your 'fatalities' but we know they gaytalities, stay fag on your boy wit ya babealities

>>3190767
how is the word family going to save that shit rhyme?

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>>3191128

It was supposed to be a haiku fuck off f a m

>>3191137
you still suck D I C K

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>>3191138

0/10 troll harder

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Yo it's Scorpion, I'm comin' straight outta hell
Spitting fire left and right, rock that yellow too well

I'm Ed Boon's favorite and Sub-Zero got shit
When you see that spear coming go ahead and admit

That you look like Bo Rai Cho and smell like Drahmin
I'm a teleporting ninja, you still think I'm bluffin?

ALSO FUCK QUAN CHI I HATE THAT OP MAGICIAN
DUDE IS SO DAMN BROKEN, HE STILL PAYIN' HIS TUITION

NO I MEAN, REALLY, I HATE QUAN CHI
YEA
UHN
LIN KUEI RHYMES WITH GAY
YEA
SCORPION OUT

>>3191169

Very nice. Is this OC? If so it deserves to be pasta

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>>3191172
Yup, I just wrote it. Rap threads on /v/ used to be hilarious and I remembered Scorpion literally spits fire so I had to try.

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>>3191176

10/10 would read again