Found out my Girlfriend had never played Super Mario Bros...

My wife played video games for the first time when we got a Retron5.

It was an amazing experience but watching her 16 year old son play retro games for the first time and call them aged shit was even better.

I have a friend who is generally awful at platformers - including Mario (He frienquently has to bubble in New SMB) so watching him play it is LIKE watching someone play it for the first time.

>>3048692
>Found out my Girlfriend

I wish Chad Thundercocks would GTFO my /vr/

>>3048759

It's most likely some nerdy teenager from /v/ who just got his first gf and wants to tell the world about it.

Most of /vr/ are either married and already bored of pussy, Al Bundy-style, or wizards who are beyond good and evil.

>>3048764
wizard crew represent ;)

>>3048692
I know how you feel, yesterday I watched my wife's son play Super Mario World for the first time.

>>3048703
this

>girlfriend doesn't know about mario
Instant dump

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>>3048703
>My wife
>her 16 year old son

>>3049094
it is a /v/ meme about cuckolding mixed with copypasta

>>3049236
>it is a /v/ meme
The retron shit is purely a /vr/ meme, friend. Blaming everything you don't like on /v/ doesn't help things.

>>3050176
he means "my wife's son"

Found out that my Girlfriend had never existed.

Anyone else had this experience?

>>3050183
eh, you're not missing much

>>3048703
Hmm, speaking of which. What do you guys think of the Retron5? My wife's bull's birthday is coming up and I wanted to get him something nice. He seems to be a fan of retro games.

>>3050179
The cuckolding shit is just plain all over the place now. It's the hot new insult kids are trying out.

>>3048764
It's rather odd seeing people in their 30s and 40s on 4chan. Not used to that.

>>3048703
>>3048791
>>3050208

This shit isn't funny.

>>3050219

Also not funny, you memeing fuck.

>>3050220
someone get this hothead outta here

>>3050214
Why? I was in my 20s when I first started coming here, now I'm almost 40. There are a lot of us around. 4chan is one of the few places that feels a little like the wild internet of old.

>>3050219
>>3050224
Not him, but kill yourself as soon as possible.

>>3049094
Her wife could have a son from a previous marriage, no?

>>3050974
>Her
This is getting even better.